Chapter 13
As our heroes swim through the underwater portion of the laberynth, Queen Angelica spouts some more.
Queen A: SON OF A WITCH! SON OF A WITCH! I assure you that their journey stops here!
Zim: You've said that ever since we were originally trapped here!
Queen A: This time, I guaran-whamn-tee it!
Zim: Mario, hold your tongue and say "ANGELICA WAS BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP"
Mario: **Holds tongue** ANGELICA WAS BORN ON A PILE O' ****!
**Both of them laugh hard, even Queen Angelica snickers somewhat(!!!)**
Queen A: So I was born on a pile of ship, but while I can easily escape it, you two are DROWNING on it!
Mario and Zim: **Remembering that the cage is dangerously close to the acid cauldron** EEEEP.
Queen A: Admiral Otto, cut open the ropes that hold the cage!
Automated voice: He's dead.
Queen A: Fine! Get me Admiral Foutley!
Automated voice: Killed on the laberynth by the spiders.
Queen A: ARRRGH. Jimmy? Lars? Sam?
Automated voice: All dead too.
Queen A: WILL SOMEBODY BE ADMIRAL?!?!????
**Silence**
Queen A: FINE. From this day forward, I will be Queen, Admiral, Liutenant, Captain, Chief, and ALL OTHER FUDGIN' POSSITIONS ON THE NICK CORPORATION! **Grabs shears**
Zim: **GULPS** You wouldn't!
Queen A: I would, Zimmy boy.
**Queen Angelica hops to the roof of the cage, with the shears**
Queen A: But I'll be fair and allow you to play a game of hangman, and if you lose, I'll cut the ropes**
Mario: **GULPS** And... if we win?
Queen A: I'll let the cage tip down slowly, so you can die an awful death!
Zim: No fair!
Queen A: What's fair with me? What's fair with somebody who was born on a pile of ship?
**Queen Angelica raises the shears, and moves them around, forming three lines of rays on plain air**
_ _ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Zim: How did you...
Queen A: Silence! If you were able to make my zappy fly out of my hands, I should be able to do some of my Harry Potter magic!
Zim: Fair point.
Queen A: Now... who wants to start first?
**Mario raises his hand**
Queen A: And the italian fatso wants to go first!
Mario: Must resist temptation... must resist temptation...
Queen A: So, what letter will it be?
Mario: Umm... R?
Queen A: _ Two R's
_ _ _
_ R _
_ _ R _ _ _ _
Queen A: You next, Zimmy!
Zim: A C?
Queen A: Lucky. One C.
_ _ _
_ R _
_ C R _ _ _ _
Queen A: Now you go, fatty.
Mario: P?
Queen A: Ooooh, I'm sorry, but no P!
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Zim: You added two body parts!
Queen A: Idiot, the head always goes as default.
Zim: **Begins to fume**
Queen A: You better hope that your buddies get here soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Back at the laberynth, Link and the rest swim up for air in the first breathing hole.
Link: Well, no obstacles so far...
Samus: Anybody accounted for?
Dib: Here
Gaz: Here
Pikachu: **Hiding on Bowser's spiked shell** PIKA!
Bowser: Dammit, Pika... here!
DK: Here
Edd: BUTTERED TOAST, EPISODE 2!
Edd and Eddy: Here
GIR: **Inside Chozo suit** Jaws.
Everybody: What?
GIR: Jaws.
Link: You don't mean....
Mermaidman: SHAAARK!
**A shark swims towards them, jaws open wide**
GIR: YAY! JAWS!
Link: WAIT HERE! **Swims underwater, with the Master Sword**
Ed: I've seen this before! In shark movies, somebody always dies! **Trembles**
Eddy: Hopefully it's that yellow menace...
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA!
Eddy: Just kidding, just kidding!
Link: HIIIIIIIIII-YA!
**Link raises his sword, and prepares to slice the shark open... but Mermaidman stops him by pulling him back**
Link: **Rising through the breathe hole** What was that for? **The shark swims away, but looms from a distance, ready to strike again**
Mermaidman: How could you? How could you dare to try and harm one of god's magnificent sea creatures?
Link: Magnificent? It's trying to kill us!
Mermaidman: But it's still one of god's wonderful creatures! SHAME ON YOU! SHAAAAAAAAAAAMEEE! I don't think anybody here would agree, right? **Stares at the others**
Samus: How about we just stun him? Stun him long enough for us to move on?
Mermaidman: But that's still harming, missy!
Bowser: HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE PAST? BY DISTRACTION?!?!?!!
Link: Actually, that's a good idea. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy distract the shark while we pass through the second tunnel.
Mermaidman: But...
Link: I thought you cared about the poor sharks. Oh well...
Mermaidman: Of course Mermaidman cares... I... FINE! **Curses behind teeth**
Barnacleboy: Whaaaaaaaaaaat? What in the blazing hell are we going to do once you lot get through?
Link: Oh, don't you worry. The author will think of something... **Thinking** Hopefully.
Dib: In case you're done babbling, the shark is heading towards us again.
**Everybody turns around to see the shark looming closer**
Link: Time to start the plan. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy...
Mermaidman: This is all your fault, Barnacleboy!
Barnacleboy: What did I do?
Mermaidman: It was you who convinced me to try and be backup for these people! I'm going to give you SUCH A CANING when we get back to Bikini Bottom!
Barnacleboy: That is, if we even survive...
Link: GO! NOW!
**Both Mermaidman and Barnacleboy swim deep in the water**
Mermaidman: **In the distance** Yoo-hoo! Sharky! We have some sea-biscuits for you!
Barnacleboy: **Rolls-eyes**
Link: Let's go now!
**Link and others dive below, swimming through the second tunnel**
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Eddy: Heh.
GIR: Noooooooo!
Link: **Makes finger sign telling them to stay silent**
**They swim forward for a few more seconds until a crossroads appears**
Edd: Left or right?
Link: **Pulls out Master Sword and aims it at Samus, DK, Gaz, Dib and himself before pointing it at the left path**
Edd: And the others...
Link: **Nods, aiming the Master Sword at the right path**
Edd: Ok...
**Link and his group swim to the left path, while Bowser and his group take the right path**
**Suddenly, both paths turn into a water landslide**
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
GIR: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!
**After a few minutes, the slide evens and both left and right path followers land on the same garbage compactor seen in Star Wars: A New Hope**
Link: This place is familiar...
Edd: Why do I feel that we're all doomed from now on?
Link: Because we've all seen this on Star Wars!
**And just like in Star Wars, the walls start to mesh with each other**
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKA PIKAAAAAAAAA!!!
Auto translator: Doomed! We're dooooooooooooomed!
Link: No, we're not!
Bowser: But what are we supposed to do? We don't have C-3PO or R2D2 to save our damned skins!
Link: Wait... **Points to a airduct vent on the ceiling** GIR, crawl through there and open the door through the other side quickly! You are our last hope!
GIR: Aye aye, sir! **Climbs the walls and crawls through the duct**
Link: The rest of you, try to slow down the walls in anyways possible. We'll need all the time we can get.
GIR: Do-do-do-do-doooo! Do-do-do-do... **Crawls past a barely-visible crack... where Mario and Zim are playing Hangman with Queen Angelica. GIR manages to notice them**
Queen A: Wrong again, Zimmy boy!
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Queen A: One more wrong and you're fudged! Your turn, fatty!
GIR: Master?
Zim: SHHHHHHHHHH...
GIR: You... are... screwed...
Zim: **Whispering sharply** What do you mean we're screwed?
GIR: **Shakes head and points to where the letters and rays are** You... are... screwed...
Zim: Oooooohhhh...
Queen A: Who are you talking to?!!???
Zim: Uhhh... nobody. **Turns back to GIR and whispers again** Thanks...
GIR: No problem... must save the others... **Crawls away, and from sight**
Mario: How about...
Zim: **Places hand in Mario's mouth, and whispers in his ear** The puzzle is "YOU ARE SCREWED"
Mario: Oooohhh...
Queen A: PICK A LETTER OR I'LL CUT THE ROPES!
Mario: I'd like to solve the puzzle!
Queen A: Wha...
Mario: You Are Screwed!
Queen A: ...
Y O U
A R E
S C R E W E D
Mario and Zim win!
Mario: Woo-hoo!
Queen A: No...
Zim: Yes!
Queen A: How. Did. You...
Zim: Remember the rules, queeeeeenie... **Snicker** If we win, we get to survive a bit longer!
Queen A: WHY SHOULD IT MATTER?!??!?? IT'LL PROBABLY BE TWENTY MORE MINUTES UNTIL YOUR CAGE TOUCHES THE ACID! And besides... VIEWSCREEN!
**Suddenly a viewscreen comes down, showing the garbage compactor and our heroes about to be squashed by the walls**
Queen A: Your road ends NOW. For both you two and the idiots who came to rescue you.
Zim: Wait...
Mario: What?
Zim: I saw GIR pass through the vents, and told me the solution to the hangman puzzle...
Mario: You think he's also trying to help the others out of the compactor?
Zim: I hope so...
GIR: Do-do-do-do-dooooo... **Crawls out of opening, and onto the garbage compactor hall** Now to find the door!
**GIR walks up to a steel door, where a computer voice speaks**
Voice: Password?
GIR: PIGGIES!
Voice: Entrance Admitted
**The steel door retracts, where the walls are very close to squashing Link and the rest**
GIR: Hello, guys!
Link: Go! NOW!
**Everybody runs out the door, as the walls come in contact with each other just thirty seconds after the last one came out**
Link: **Leaning against the wall and panting** Lord, that was close...
Edd: I suppose we don't need the Chozo suit anymore... **He and Eddy takes off suit**
Samus: Thanks **Puts on suit**
Eddy: Where are we anyway?
Link: The garbage compactor hall.
Samus: Not only that, but according to my scan map, we happen to be out of the laberynth!
Bowser: Well, it wasn't as cracked up as that stupid Angelica made it out to be
Link: Thanks times two, GIR. You not only helped us against the Ginger clones, but also opened the compactor door for us to escape.
GIR: At your service, sir!
Link: We better hurry. Mario and Zim await!
And so, Link carefully leads his gang out of the hall, and hopefully onto the throne room now. What happens next? Tune in to Chapter 14!
As our heroes swim through the underwater portion of the laberynth, Queen Angelica spouts some more.
Queen A: SON OF A WITCH! SON OF A WITCH! I assure you that their journey stops here!
Zim: You've said that ever since we were originally trapped here!
Queen A: This time, I guaran-whamn-tee it!
Zim: Mario, hold your tongue and say "ANGELICA WAS BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP"
Mario: **Holds tongue** ANGELICA WAS BORN ON A PILE O' ****!
**Both of them laugh hard, even Queen Angelica snickers somewhat(!!!)**
Queen A: So I was born on a pile of ship, but while I can easily escape it, you two are DROWNING on it!
Mario and Zim: **Remembering that the cage is dangerously close to the acid cauldron** EEEEP.
Queen A: Admiral Otto, cut open the ropes that hold the cage!
Automated voice: He's dead.
Queen A: Fine! Get me Admiral Foutley!
Automated voice: Killed on the laberynth by the spiders.
Queen A: ARRRGH. Jimmy? Lars? Sam?
Automated voice: All dead too.
Queen A: WILL SOMEBODY BE ADMIRAL?!?!????
**Silence**
Queen A: FINE. From this day forward, I will be Queen, Admiral, Liutenant, Captain, Chief, and ALL OTHER FUDGIN' POSSITIONS ON THE NICK CORPORATION! **Grabs shears**
Zim: **GULPS** You wouldn't!
Queen A: I would, Zimmy boy.
**Queen Angelica hops to the roof of the cage, with the shears**
Queen A: But I'll be fair and allow you to play a game of hangman, and if you lose, I'll cut the ropes**
Mario: **GULPS** And... if we win?
Queen A: I'll let the cage tip down slowly, so you can die an awful death!
Zim: No fair!
Queen A: What's fair with me? What's fair with somebody who was born on a pile of ship?
**Queen Angelica raises the shears, and moves them around, forming three lines of rays on plain air**
_ _ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Zim: How did you...
Queen A: Silence! If you were able to make my zappy fly out of my hands, I should be able to do some of my Harry Potter magic!
Zim: Fair point.
Queen A: Now... who wants to start first?
**Mario raises his hand**
Queen A: And the italian fatso wants to go first!
Mario: Must resist temptation... must resist temptation...
Queen A: So, what letter will it be?
Mario: Umm... R?
Queen A: _ Two R's
_ _ _
_ R _
_ _ R _ _ _ _
Queen A: You next, Zimmy!
Zim: A C?
Queen A: Lucky. One C.
_ _ _
_ R _
_ C R _ _ _ _
Queen A: Now you go, fatty.
Mario: P?
Queen A: Ooooh, I'm sorry, but no P!
O
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Zim: You added two body parts!
Queen A: Idiot, the head always goes as default.
Zim: **Begins to fume**
Queen A: You better hope that your buddies get here soon! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Back at the laberynth, Link and the rest swim up for air in the first breathing hole.
Link: Well, no obstacles so far...
Samus: Anybody accounted for?
Dib: Here
Gaz: Here
Pikachu: **Hiding on Bowser's spiked shell** PIKA!
Bowser: Dammit, Pika... here!
DK: Here
Edd: BUTTERED TOAST, EPISODE 2!
Edd and Eddy: Here
GIR: **Inside Chozo suit** Jaws.
Everybody: What?
GIR: Jaws.
Link: You don't mean....
Mermaidman: SHAAARK!
**A shark swims towards them, jaws open wide**
GIR: YAY! JAWS!
Link: WAIT HERE! **Swims underwater, with the Master Sword**
Ed: I've seen this before! In shark movies, somebody always dies! **Trembles**
Eddy: Hopefully it's that yellow menace...
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA!
Eddy: Just kidding, just kidding!
Link: HIIIIIIIIII-YA!
**Link raises his sword, and prepares to slice the shark open... but Mermaidman stops him by pulling him back**
Link: **Rising through the breathe hole** What was that for? **The shark swims away, but looms from a distance, ready to strike again**
Mermaidman: How could you? How could you dare to try and harm one of god's magnificent sea creatures?
Link: Magnificent? It's trying to kill us!
Mermaidman: But it's still one of god's wonderful creatures! SHAME ON YOU! SHAAAAAAAAAAAMEEE! I don't think anybody here would agree, right? **Stares at the others**
Samus: How about we just stun him? Stun him long enough for us to move on?
Mermaidman: But that's still harming, missy!
Bowser: HOW ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE PAST? BY DISTRACTION?!?!?!!
Link: Actually, that's a good idea. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy distract the shark while we pass through the second tunnel.
Mermaidman: But...
Link: I thought you cared about the poor sharks. Oh well...
Mermaidman: Of course Mermaidman cares... I... FINE! **Curses behind teeth**
Barnacleboy: Whaaaaaaaaaaat? What in the blazing hell are we going to do once you lot get through?
Link: Oh, don't you worry. The author will think of something... **Thinking** Hopefully.
Dib: In case you're done babbling, the shark is heading towards us again.
**Everybody turns around to see the shark looming closer**
Link: Time to start the plan. Mermaidman and Barnacleboy...
Mermaidman: This is all your fault, Barnacleboy!
Barnacleboy: What did I do?
Mermaidman: It was you who convinced me to try and be backup for these people! I'm going to give you SUCH A CANING when we get back to Bikini Bottom!
Barnacleboy: That is, if we even survive...
Link: GO! NOW!
**Both Mermaidman and Barnacleboy swim deep in the water**
Mermaidman: **In the distance** Yoo-hoo! Sharky! We have some sea-biscuits for you!
Barnacleboy: **Rolls-eyes**
Link: Let's go now!
**Link and others dive below, swimming through the second tunnel**
Mermaidman and Barnacleboy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Eddy: Heh.
GIR: Noooooooo!
Link: **Makes finger sign telling them to stay silent**
**They swim forward for a few more seconds until a crossroads appears**
Edd: Left or right?
Link: **Pulls out Master Sword and aims it at Samus, DK, Gaz, Dib and himself before pointing it at the left path**
Edd: And the others...
Link: **Nods, aiming the Master Sword at the right path**
Edd: Ok...
**Link and his group swim to the left path, while Bowser and his group take the right path**
**Suddenly, both paths turn into a water landslide**
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
GIR: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!
**After a few minutes, the slide evens and both left and right path followers land on the same garbage compactor seen in Star Wars: A New Hope**
Link: This place is familiar...
Edd: Why do I feel that we're all doomed from now on?
Link: Because we've all seen this on Star Wars!
**And just like in Star Wars, the walls start to mesh with each other**
Pikachu: PIKA! PIKA PIKAAAAAAAAA!!!
Auto translator: Doomed! We're dooooooooooooomed!
Link: No, we're not!
Bowser: But what are we supposed to do? We don't have C-3PO or R2D2 to save our damned skins!
Link: Wait... **Points to a airduct vent on the ceiling** GIR, crawl through there and open the door through the other side quickly! You are our last hope!
GIR: Aye aye, sir! **Climbs the walls and crawls through the duct**
Link: The rest of you, try to slow down the walls in anyways possible. We'll need all the time we can get.
GIR: Do-do-do-do-doooo! Do-do-do-do... **Crawls past a barely-visible crack... where Mario and Zim are playing Hangman with Queen Angelica. GIR manages to notice them**
Queen A: Wrong again, Zimmy boy!
_ _ U
_ R _
S C R _ W _ _
O
/|\
/
Queen A: One more wrong and you're fudged! Your turn, fatty!
GIR: Master?
Zim: SHHHHHHHHHH...
GIR: You... are... screwed...
Zim: **Whispering sharply** What do you mean we're screwed?
GIR: **Shakes head and points to where the letters and rays are** You... are... screwed...
Zim: Oooooohhhh...
Queen A: Who are you talking to?!!???
Zim: Uhhh... nobody. **Turns back to GIR and whispers again** Thanks...
GIR: No problem... must save the others... **Crawls away, and from sight**
Mario: How about...
Zim: **Places hand in Mario's mouth, and whispers in his ear** The puzzle is "YOU ARE SCREWED"
Mario: Oooohhh...
Queen A: PICK A LETTER OR I'LL CUT THE ROPES!
Mario: I'd like to solve the puzzle!
Queen A: Wha...
Mario: You Are Screwed!
Queen A: ...
Y O U
A R E
S C R E W E D
Mario and Zim win!
Mario: Woo-hoo!
Queen A: No...
Zim: Yes!
Queen A: How. Did. You...
Zim: Remember the rules, queeeeeenie... **Snicker** If we win, we get to survive a bit longer!
Queen A: WHY SHOULD IT MATTER?!??!?? IT'LL PROBABLY BE TWENTY MORE MINUTES UNTIL YOUR CAGE TOUCHES THE ACID! And besides... VIEWSCREEN!
**Suddenly a viewscreen comes down, showing the garbage compactor and our heroes about to be squashed by the walls**
Queen A: Your road ends NOW. For both you two and the idiots who came to rescue you.
Zim: Wait...
Mario: What?
Zim: I saw GIR pass through the vents, and told me the solution to the hangman puzzle...
Mario: You think he's also trying to help the others out of the compactor?
Zim: I hope so...
GIR: Do-do-do-do-dooooo... **Crawls out of opening, and onto the garbage compactor hall** Now to find the door!
**GIR walks up to a steel door, where a computer voice speaks**
Voice: Password?
GIR: PIGGIES!
Voice: Entrance Admitted
**The steel door retracts, where the walls are very close to squashing Link and the rest**
GIR: Hello, guys!
Link: Go! NOW!
**Everybody runs out the door, as the walls come in contact with each other just thirty seconds after the last one came out**
Link: **Leaning against the wall and panting** Lord, that was close...
Edd: I suppose we don't need the Chozo suit anymore... **He and Eddy takes off suit**
Samus: Thanks **Puts on suit**
Eddy: Where are we anyway?
Link: The garbage compactor hall.
Samus: Not only that, but according to my scan map, we happen to be out of the laberynth!
Bowser: Well, it wasn't as cracked up as that stupid Angelica made it out to be
Link: Thanks times two, GIR. You not only helped us against the Ginger clones, but also opened the compactor door for us to escape.
GIR: At your service, sir!
Link: We better hurry. Mario and Zim await!
And so, Link carefully leads his gang out of the hall, and hopefully onto the throne room now. What happens next? Tune in to Chapter 14!