Chapter 14
Link and his gang walk to the end of the garbage hall, where they reach a spiral staircase.
Link: This must be it...
**Everybody looks up, to see a shiny emerald-green sign saying "QUEEN ANGELICA PICKLES' THRONE ROOM, AT THE END" hanging above the staircase**
Bowser: Houston, we have struck gold!
DK: MARIO! WE'RE COMING TO GET...
**Samus covers DK's mouth**
Samus: Are you mad? The queen will hear us!
DK: **Whispers** Sorry, sorry...
Link: Now listen up, everybody! **He raises his Master Sword, pointing it at everybody individually** Okay, there is eleven of us, and if we pounce without organization, none of us will survive. Me and Samus will go first, and shortly then, you will carefully follow us. Am I clear?
Everybody else: Yes, sir!
Link: Good. Samus, let's go.
**Link and Samus walk up the stairs**
Samus: Again, promise me that you won't...
Link: I will not tell Zelda. I promise...
Samus: Good.
Back at the throne room, where Queen Angelica is sulking on her chair.
Queen A: So it has failed... the Nickelodeon Corporation failed...
Zim: In your face, filthy queen!
Queen A: Forget the Nickelodeon Corporation, my intention was never to go out at war with the rebellion.
Mario: What do you...
Queen A: I should've fully explained you my true motives, and since there's about ten or so minutes before you burn...
Zim: ???
**Queen Angelica rises from her chair**
Queen A: That is no ordinary acid cauldron, Mr. Zim.
**Silence**
Queen A: The mystical powers of the "acid" are actually black liquid, which can become whatever the owner's heart desires most once a certain deed is completed.
Mario: And...
Queen A: That deed is obviously the sacrificial of two human beings, in this case: you two.
Zim: So you're using us to...
Queen A: Use your puny brains to think back to the past, dammit. As you all know, my only interest from now on is to bring Herb Scannel back to life.
Zim: AHA! WE KNEW IT! You santimonious son of...
Queen A: I wouldn't get this brash and cocky in your position.
Zim: Right. **Gulps**
Queen A: Anyway, thanks to the ignorance of Admiral Otto, and in order to favor the strict rules of cauldron ressurection, I will have to make a major change.
**Queen Angelica pulls out a coin from her pocket**
Queen A: Only two sacrificials are allowed before the ressusitation can happen, no more and no less. Since Otto has already become one of them by fate, this means that only one of you two will be sacrificed...
Mario and Zim: **Looks at each other**
Queen A: Heads, Mario. And Tails, Zim.
**Queen Angelica throws the coin, before landing back on her hand**
Mario: ...
Zim: ...
Queen A: Tails. Zim leaves the cage.
**The cage door busts open**
Zim: Between life and death, I choose death...
Queen A: NONE OF YOUR BLABBER! GET HIM OUT OF THE CAGE!
**A pair of robotic arms appear, yanking Zim out of the cage**
Queen A: BIND HIM AGAINST THE WALL!
**The arms bind Zim to the wall, as the cage door closes**
Zim: **Struggles**
Queen A: No use. Now you get to see your little fat friend suffer! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Back at Nintendo land, the rebellion(Dexter, Patrick, Arnold, Harold, Rocko and Moo-in-a-can) has made an unexpected appearance.
Dexter: According to the radar, Spongebob Squarepants is located... here...
Harold: These people give me the jeebers.
Patrick: Me too :(
Moo-in-a-can: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arnold: But if we're going to rescue Spongebob, we'll have to step outside.
Dexter: Let's go, and on our toes...
**The rebellion soldiers step out of their ship**
Captain Falcon: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Falco: **Staggering** Uh? x.O
Princess Peach: They're not the Super Smash Hunters!
Fox: What gives?
Dexter: People, people...
Falco: GET OUT OF MY ISLAND, STUPID CHILDREN! **Shakes fist wobblily**
Patrick: Who is this drunk anyway?
Falco: I'm Lalco Fombardi, god of the seven seas! Have any rum? x.O
Fox: Never mind him. He's been spending too much time at the local bar these last few weeks.
Falco: Why-you-little... **Aims fist at Fox... before passing out**
Fox: I apologize for that -_-
Dexter: Has anybody seen Spongebob Squarepants?
**All of a sudden, Kirby squeezes through the gathering crowd**
Kirby: At the Miyamoto Hut! At the Miyamoto Hut!
Everybody: **GASP** Where?
Kirby: At Shigeru Miyamoto's hut! I'll lead the way...
Patrick: Are you sure? Could this be a trap?
Kirby: NO, IT'S NOT A TRAP! (_) Now follow me!
Dexter: It's our only choice. **Runs after Kirby**
Patrick: SPONGEBOB, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU! **Follows Dexter, and everybody else except for Harold also follow**
Falco: **Crawling from the floor, holding onto Harold's legs** Have any rum, kid? x.O
Harold: **Tries to free himself** MOMMY!
Back at the staircase, Link and Samus have reached the end.
Link: There's a door...
**Both of them look at the wooden sign that says "THE THRONE ROOM OF QUEEN ANGELICA PICKLES LIES BENEATH"**
Link: ...we're finally here!
Samus: I'm not waiting any longer. **Kicks the door open**
**They enter, to see Queen Angelica in her throne chair, Zim tied to the wall and Mario trapped in the cage**
Link: ANGELICA! **Raises Master Sword**
Mario: W00RAY! YOU'VE MADE IT!
Zim: Link! Samus! Help us...
Queen A: Sooooooooooo, you and your dumb friends got through the Laberynth?
Samus: Your reign of terror ends here, right now! **Aims arm cannon at Queen Angelica**
Queen A: Ooooooooooh, some loser guy who thinks he's Boba Fett...
Samus: ...FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A FEMALE...
**Suddenly, the robotic arms appear, binding Link and Samus next to Zim**
Samus: Wha...
Link: **Tries to free himself, his Master Sword away from reach** Goddamn...
Queen A: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you people are funny! Along with Zim, you will watch your plumber friend be sacrificed onto the cauldron, and then suffer a horrible death once Herb Scannel comes back to life! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Link: DIB! GAZ! DONKEY KONG! BOWSER! EDS! PIKACHU! GIR!
Queen A: Only two minutes until the sacrifice is completed... and the new dawn of terror begins...
Will the others get there before Mario dies and Herb Scannel comes back to life? And what new developments will happen with Spongebob on Nintendo Land? Chapter 15 will have these answers!
Link and his gang walk to the end of the garbage hall, where they reach a spiral staircase.
Link: This must be it...
**Everybody looks up, to see a shiny emerald-green sign saying "QUEEN ANGELICA PICKLES' THRONE ROOM, AT THE END" hanging above the staircase**
Bowser: Houston, we have struck gold!
DK: MARIO! WE'RE COMING TO GET...
**Samus covers DK's mouth**
Samus: Are you mad? The queen will hear us!
DK: **Whispers** Sorry, sorry...
Link: Now listen up, everybody! **He raises his Master Sword, pointing it at everybody individually** Okay, there is eleven of us, and if we pounce without organization, none of us will survive. Me and Samus will go first, and shortly then, you will carefully follow us. Am I clear?
Everybody else: Yes, sir!
Link: Good. Samus, let's go.
**Link and Samus walk up the stairs**
Samus: Again, promise me that you won't...
Link: I will not tell Zelda. I promise...
Samus: Good.
Back at the throne room, where Queen Angelica is sulking on her chair.
Queen A: So it has failed... the Nickelodeon Corporation failed...
Zim: In your face, filthy queen!
Queen A: Forget the Nickelodeon Corporation, my intention was never to go out at war with the rebellion.
Mario: What do you...
Queen A: I should've fully explained you my true motives, and since there's about ten or so minutes before you burn...
Zim: ???
**Queen Angelica rises from her chair**
Queen A: That is no ordinary acid cauldron, Mr. Zim.
**Silence**
Queen A: The mystical powers of the "acid" are actually black liquid, which can become whatever the owner's heart desires most once a certain deed is completed.
Mario: And...
Queen A: That deed is obviously the sacrificial of two human beings, in this case: you two.
Zim: So you're using us to...
Queen A: Use your puny brains to think back to the past, dammit. As you all know, my only interest from now on is to bring Herb Scannel back to life.
Zim: AHA! WE KNEW IT! You santimonious son of...
Queen A: I wouldn't get this brash and cocky in your position.
Zim: Right. **Gulps**
Queen A: Anyway, thanks to the ignorance of Admiral Otto, and in order to favor the strict rules of cauldron ressurection, I will have to make a major change.
**Queen Angelica pulls out a coin from her pocket**
Queen A: Only two sacrificials are allowed before the ressusitation can happen, no more and no less. Since Otto has already become one of them by fate, this means that only one of you two will be sacrificed...
Mario and Zim: **Looks at each other**
Queen A: Heads, Mario. And Tails, Zim.
**Queen Angelica throws the coin, before landing back on her hand**
Mario: ...
Zim: ...
Queen A: Tails. Zim leaves the cage.
**The cage door busts open**
Zim: Between life and death, I choose death...
Queen A: NONE OF YOUR BLABBER! GET HIM OUT OF THE CAGE!
**A pair of robotic arms appear, yanking Zim out of the cage**
Queen A: BIND HIM AGAINST THE WALL!
**The arms bind Zim to the wall, as the cage door closes**
Zim: **Struggles**
Queen A: No use. Now you get to see your little fat friend suffer! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA
Back at Nintendo land, the rebellion(Dexter, Patrick, Arnold, Harold, Rocko and Moo-in-a-can) has made an unexpected appearance.
Dexter: According to the radar, Spongebob Squarepants is located... here...
Harold: These people give me the jeebers.
Patrick: Me too :(
Moo-in-a-can: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Arnold: But if we're going to rescue Spongebob, we'll have to step outside.
Dexter: Let's go, and on our toes...
**The rebellion soldiers step out of their ship**
Captain Falcon: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Falco: **Staggering** Uh? x.O
Princess Peach: They're not the Super Smash Hunters!
Fox: What gives?
Dexter: People, people...
Falco: GET OUT OF MY ISLAND, STUPID CHILDREN! **Shakes fist wobblily**
Patrick: Who is this drunk anyway?
Falco: I'm Lalco Fombardi, god of the seven seas! Have any rum? x.O
Fox: Never mind him. He's been spending too much time at the local bar these last few weeks.
Falco: Why-you-little... **Aims fist at Fox... before passing out**
Fox: I apologize for that -_-
Dexter: Has anybody seen Spongebob Squarepants?
**All of a sudden, Kirby squeezes through the gathering crowd**
Kirby: At the Miyamoto Hut! At the Miyamoto Hut!
Everybody: **GASP** Where?
Kirby: At Shigeru Miyamoto's hut! I'll lead the way...
Patrick: Are you sure? Could this be a trap?
Kirby: NO, IT'S NOT A TRAP! (_) Now follow me!
Dexter: It's our only choice. **Runs after Kirby**
Patrick: SPONGEBOB, WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU! **Follows Dexter, and everybody else except for Harold also follow**
Falco: **Crawling from the floor, holding onto Harold's legs** Have any rum, kid? x.O
Harold: **Tries to free himself** MOMMY!
Back at the staircase, Link and Samus have reached the end.
Link: There's a door...
**Both of them look at the wooden sign that says "THE THRONE ROOM OF QUEEN ANGELICA PICKLES LIES BENEATH"**
Link: ...we're finally here!
Samus: I'm not waiting any longer. **Kicks the door open**
**They enter, to see Queen Angelica in her throne chair, Zim tied to the wall and Mario trapped in the cage**
Link: ANGELICA! **Raises Master Sword**
Mario: W00RAY! YOU'VE MADE IT!
Zim: Link! Samus! Help us...
Queen A: Sooooooooooo, you and your dumb friends got through the Laberynth?
Samus: Your reign of terror ends here, right now! **Aims arm cannon at Queen Angelica**
Queen A: Ooooooooooh, some loser guy who thinks he's Boba Fett...
Samus: ...FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A FEMALE...
**Suddenly, the robotic arms appear, binding Link and Samus next to Zim**
Samus: Wha...
Link: **Tries to free himself, his Master Sword away from reach** Goddamn...
Queen A: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you people are funny! Along with Zim, you will watch your plumber friend be sacrificed onto the cauldron, and then suffer a horrible death once Herb Scannel comes back to life! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Link: DIB! GAZ! DONKEY KONG! BOWSER! EDS! PIKACHU! GIR!
Queen A: Only two minutes until the sacrifice is completed... and the new dawn of terror begins...
Will the others get there before Mario dies and Herb Scannel comes back to life? And what new developments will happen with Spongebob on Nintendo Land? Chapter 15 will have these answers!