Chapter 15
The others wait nervously outside the spiral staircase.
DK: Dammit, where are they?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA :(
Auto-Translator: I hope they're all right :(
Bowser: If they don't get here, I'll climb up myself...
Voice: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
DK: Dear god, no!
GIR: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM...
Dib: I think that was Link's voice...
Second Voice: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAA!
Auto-Translator: THE QUEEN!
Ed: Oh no! The Blair Witch has them! Hold me, Double-D! **Climbs onto Edd**
Edd: **Struggles** ...your mass... is... too... much... for me... **Drops Ed**
Bowser: DAMMIT, LET'S GO! **Runs up the stairs**
DK: Please don't let us be too late... **Follows Bowser, and everybody else follows, except for Ed**
Ed: But guys... the Blair Witch...
Everybody else: **Grabs Ed and carries him up the stairs**
Bowser: **Panting** I was not made to run like this...
Dib: Is that a sizzling cauldron I hear?
**A thin vapor of smoke appears past them**
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!
Auto-Translator: SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE!
DK: **Panting** What the hell is the Queen conspiring?
Dib: **Inhales** It smells... like Herb... Scannel...
Bowser: You think... Angelica...
DK: Ressurection...?
Bowser: DAMMIT, HURRY!
**Suddenly, a wave of oily black gasoline comes pouring down the stairs**
DK: Now what?!!??
GIR: Uh-oooooooooh... **Climbs onto the ceiling**
Pikachu: **Also climbs the ceiling**
Bowser: Everybody who aren't midgets, HANG ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The wave of gasoline impacts with them**
Dib and Gaz: Eeeeeeeeeeercchhhh! **Trip**
Ed: AHHHHHH! THE KING HAS FALLEN! **Trips**
Edd and Eddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH... **Get knocked down by Ed**
Bowser: **Hangs on to the railing** Lean forward, those still here!
DK: **Wobbles** I... hate... my... grip... **Falls**
Bowser: God-dammit... Pikachu! GIR! Remain there!
GIR: Aye aye, sir!
Pikachu: PIKA _
Auto-Translator: Yuck! _
**Finally, the waves receed**
GIR: WHOO-HOO!
Bowser: That was the worst tasting gasoline EVER...
Voice down the stairs: BOWSER! PIKACHU! GIR! Are you there?
Bowser: Yes, Donkey Kong... are any of you allright?
DK: I think... we're all floating in the staircase sign, and Ed won't stop panicking over the Blair Witch...
Bowser: Whatever you do, if you can manage to leave, FIND HELP! I'm not sure for how long I will be able to overwhelm Queen Angelica...
DK: AYE AYE!
Bowser: **Looks at Pikachu and GIR, before staring at the throne room door** Well... it's all or nothing... our mission has taken us this far, and no way back... **Exhales**
GIR: ...
Pikachu: ...
Bowser: MARIO! HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
**Bowser barges through the throne room door, knocking it into the air**
Link, Samus and Zim: BOWSER!
Queen A: **Turns around, enraged** Whaaaaaaa...
Bowser: HAHA! Looks like the Super Smash Hunters are still alive! Eat dung and like it! **Grabs the door**
Queen A: What are you planning to do, overgrown excuse of a dinosaur...
Bowser: AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A SPIKED TURTLE, NOT A DINOSAUR! **Throws the door like a boomerang towards Queen Angelica**
Queen A: **Dodges the door, uninflating the air out of the throne chair** Ha! Is that all you have? If so, BIND HIM AGAINST THE WALL!
**The robotic arms appear, lunging towars Bowser**
Bowser: Stupid girl... **The arms grab him... but Bowser overpowers them, with his hosslike brute force**
Queen A: How is that possible?
**Bowser throws the arms at Queen Angelica, binding her against the wall**
Bowser: HAHA! Trapped!
Queen A: Lemme-go... lemme-go... _
Link, Samus and Zim: Bowser, get Mario!
Mario: MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
**The cage begins to touch the acid**
Bowser: I'm a-comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
**Bowser makes an olympic jump straight towards the cage...**
Link: ...
Samus: ...
Zim: ...
Queen A: ...
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Bowser: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
**The whole room engulfs in thick dust, veiling the cauldron...**
Link: Mario?
Samus: Bowser?
Zim: What happened?
Voice beneath my dust: Uhhhhhhhhh...
**The dust settles...**
**...to reveal Bowser and Mario, lying on the floor, with the cage already completely dippedd in the acid cauldrom**
Mario: WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAMA-MIA, I HAVE ESCAPED!
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I did it!
Link, Samus and Zim: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Queen A: HOLY FUDGE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: ALAAAAAAAAAAAAIV, ALAAAAAAAAIV, I AM ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIV!!!! **Dances**
Bowser: **Begins to free Link, Samus and Zim** We did it!
Mario: **Taunts Queen Angelica** Haha! We're free while you're binded like a moron to that wall! :P
Queen A: You-will-pay!
**Pikachu and GIR enter the room, also cheerful**
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKACHU PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Auto-Translator: OMG I'M SO HAPPY! SO, SO, SOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY MUCH HAPPY! ^_^
GIR: You know what this merits?
Link: A Rebellion party?
Samus: Dinner at Pizza Hut?
Zim: A Counter-Strike party LAN bash?
Mario: More taunting of Queen Angelica?
GIR: No, sillies! THE MACARENA!
Link: o_O
Samus: O_o
Zim: o_O
GIR: A PIGGIE-STYLE MACARENA! ^(^w^)^ **Dances, with Pikachu joining him**
**DK, the Eds, Dib and Gaz enter**
DK: What happen...
Bowser: WE WON! ANGELICA'S TIED TO THE WALL! MARIO'S FREE! **Hugs DK**
DK: Uh... you're squashing my ribs...
Ed: W00T! The Blair Witch hath been vanquished! **Does the Macarena with GIR**
Edd: o_O
Eddy: O_o
Link: Join the club. o_O
Samus: But the Queen has been defeated. The Nickelodeon Corporation is dead!
Link: Yes. I just wish that I did more aside from getting caught near the end...
Mario: **Appears in front of Link and Samus** What are we waiting for? CELEBRATIOOOOOOOOOON!
Link: Okay, but no macarenas. :) I'm horrible at dancing...
**Link and Samus join the celebration**
Dib: **Does victory dance** Oh yeah, oh yeah...
Gaz: **Writes in notepad, speaking to herself** Note to self: February 13 is the day that I have to see my psycho brother dance like a moron... ah what the hell, you only live once. **Joins celebration**
Mermaidman(Entering the place with Barnacleboy, both mauled and grated from their confrontation with the shark): This... is the last time... that I place trust... on any sea beings that aren't of the mermaid kind... **Pants**
Barnacleboy: Hey, look! A party...
Mermaidman: Oh goody! I hope they have the tastiest wine possible! **Runs inside**
Barnacleboy: DON'T GET TOO... oh, whatever. SAVE SOME FOR ME! **Follows Mermaidman**
**Courage, the Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Mojo Jojo, The Time Squad, Fairly Oddparents, Robot Jones, The Kanker Sisters, and the rest of the slaved cartoons enter**
Powerpuff Girls: Look! A party! We love parties! **Join**
Courage: I thought Donkey Kong needed help...
Johnny Bravo: Maybe they got the best of the queen before we had a chance to get here.
Courage: Oh well :) **Joins celebration**
Johnny: Well, I think I'll go see if Link will allow me to go out with Zelda... or maybe Samus...
**All of a sudden...**
Voice: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! STOP THIS DAMN NONSENSE!!!!!
**The music stops immediately, and everybody turns around...**
Everybody: WHA...
**...they see Queen Angelica, walking the edge of the plank, looking as if she were to jump into the cauldron**
Link: But I thought...
Mario: ...how did she escape?
Queen A: YOU IDIOTS THINK IT'S THAT EASY?!?!!?? I'm sorry, but no, this isn't over...
Mario: Get her...
Link: What do you mean?
Johnny: BOO! JUMP THE DAMN PLANK ALREADY!
Mojo Jojo: Yeah, and rid us of your presence. You are nothing but a bigger pain than Brock Lesnar!
Powerpuff Girls: How the mighty have fallen... **
Eddy: You think that commiting suicide will pose a threat to us?
Mario: Wait, you need to know...
Everybody else except Zim: **Chanting** JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Mario: You don't get... it's not like that...
Everybody else: **Continues to chant** JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Zim: STOP CHANTING! OR YOU'LL BRING BACK...
Everybody else: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Queen A: ...fine. But don't say that I warned you. HERB SCANNEL WILL RISETH FROM THE ASHES!!!! BYE BYE, SUCKAS!
Everybody: Whaaa...
**Queen Angelica throws herself onto the cauldron...**
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Zim: **To the crowd** WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!???????????
Johnny: What have I done? Queen Angelica is dead!
Mario: IDIOTS, YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Everybody: ...
Mario: T-t-turn around, and see what I mean...
**Everybody turns around...**
**...and their jaws drop in total shock**
Link: Whaaaaaaaaat...
Samus: ...theeeeeee...
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Auto-Translator: HERB SCANNEL!
**Instead of Queen Angelica, the monstrous and gigantic form of Herb Scannel rises**
The others wait nervously outside the spiral staircase.
DK: Dammit, where are they?
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA :(
Auto-Translator: I hope they're all right :(
Bowser: If they don't get here, I'll climb up myself...
Voice: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
DK: Dear god, no!
GIR: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM...
Dib: I think that was Link's voice...
Second Voice: ...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAA!
Auto-Translator: THE QUEEN!
Ed: Oh no! The Blair Witch has them! Hold me, Double-D! **Climbs onto Edd**
Edd: **Struggles** ...your mass... is... too... much... for me... **Drops Ed**
Bowser: DAMMIT, LET'S GO! **Runs up the stairs**
DK: Please don't let us be too late... **Follows Bowser, and everybody else follows, except for Ed**
Ed: But guys... the Blair Witch...
Everybody else: **Grabs Ed and carries him up the stairs**
Bowser: **Panting** I was not made to run like this...
Dib: Is that a sizzling cauldron I hear?
**A thin vapor of smoke appears past them**
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!
Auto-Translator: SMOKE! SMOKE! SMOKE!
DK: **Panting** What the hell is the Queen conspiring?
Dib: **Inhales** It smells... like Herb... Scannel...
Bowser: You think... Angelica...
DK: Ressurection...?
Bowser: DAMMIT, HURRY!
**Suddenly, a wave of oily black gasoline comes pouring down the stairs**
DK: Now what?!!??
GIR: Uh-oooooooooh... **Climbs onto the ceiling**
Pikachu: **Also climbs the ceiling**
Bowser: Everybody who aren't midgets, HANG ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**The wave of gasoline impacts with them**
Dib and Gaz: Eeeeeeeeeeercchhhh! **Trip**
Ed: AHHHHHH! THE KING HAS FALLEN! **Trips**
Edd and Eddy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH... **Get knocked down by Ed**
Bowser: **Hangs on to the railing** Lean forward, those still here!
DK: **Wobbles** I... hate... my... grip... **Falls**
Bowser: God-dammit... Pikachu! GIR! Remain there!
GIR: Aye aye, sir!
Pikachu: PIKA _
Auto-Translator: Yuck! _
**Finally, the waves receed**
GIR: WHOO-HOO!
Bowser: That was the worst tasting gasoline EVER...
Voice down the stairs: BOWSER! PIKACHU! GIR! Are you there?
Bowser: Yes, Donkey Kong... are any of you allright?
DK: I think... we're all floating in the staircase sign, and Ed won't stop panicking over the Blair Witch...
Bowser: Whatever you do, if you can manage to leave, FIND HELP! I'm not sure for how long I will be able to overwhelm Queen Angelica...
DK: AYE AYE!
Bowser: **Looks at Pikachu and GIR, before staring at the throne room door** Well... it's all or nothing... our mission has taken us this far, and no way back... **Exhales**
GIR: ...
Pikachu: ...
Bowser: MARIO! HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
**Bowser barges through the throne room door, knocking it into the air**
Link, Samus and Zim: BOWSER!
Queen A: **Turns around, enraged** Whaaaaaaa...
Bowser: HAHA! Looks like the Super Smash Hunters are still alive! Eat dung and like it! **Grabs the door**
Queen A: What are you planning to do, overgrown excuse of a dinosaur...
Bowser: AND FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M A SPIKED TURTLE, NOT A DINOSAUR! **Throws the door like a boomerang towards Queen Angelica**
Queen A: **Dodges the door, uninflating the air out of the throne chair** Ha! Is that all you have? If so, BIND HIM AGAINST THE WALL!
**The robotic arms appear, lunging towars Bowser**
Bowser: Stupid girl... **The arms grab him... but Bowser overpowers them, with his hosslike brute force**
Queen A: How is that possible?
**Bowser throws the arms at Queen Angelica, binding her against the wall**
Bowser: HAHA! Trapped!
Queen A: Lemme-go... lemme-go... _
Link, Samus and Zim: Bowser, get Mario!
Mario: MAMA-MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
**The cage begins to touch the acid**
Bowser: I'm a-comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
**Bowser makes an olympic jump straight towards the cage...**
Link: ...
Samus: ...
Zim: ...
Queen A: ...
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Bowser: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
**The whole room engulfs in thick dust, veiling the cauldron...**
Link: Mario?
Samus: Bowser?
Zim: What happened?
Voice beneath my dust: Uhhhhhhhhh...
**The dust settles...**
**...to reveal Bowser and Mario, lying on the floor, with the cage already completely dippedd in the acid cauldrom**
Mario: WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO! MAMA-MIA, I HAVE ESCAPED!
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I did it!
Link, Samus and Zim: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Queen A: HOLY FUDGE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario: ALAAAAAAAAAAAAIV, ALAAAAAAAAIV, I AM ALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIV!!!! **Dances**
Bowser: **Begins to free Link, Samus and Zim** We did it!
Mario: **Taunts Queen Angelica** Haha! We're free while you're binded like a moron to that wall! :P
Queen A: You-will-pay!
**Pikachu and GIR enter the room, also cheerful**
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKA PIKACHU PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!!!!!!! ^_^
Auto-Translator: OMG I'M SO HAPPY! SO, SO, SOOOOOOOOOOOOO VERY MUCH HAPPY! ^_^
GIR: You know what this merits?
Link: A Rebellion party?
Samus: Dinner at Pizza Hut?
Zim: A Counter-Strike party LAN bash?
Mario: More taunting of Queen Angelica?
GIR: No, sillies! THE MACARENA!
Link: o_O
Samus: O_o
Zim: o_O
GIR: A PIGGIE-STYLE MACARENA! ^(^w^)^ **Dances, with Pikachu joining him**
**DK, the Eds, Dib and Gaz enter**
DK: What happen...
Bowser: WE WON! ANGELICA'S TIED TO THE WALL! MARIO'S FREE! **Hugs DK**
DK: Uh... you're squashing my ribs...
Ed: W00T! The Blair Witch hath been vanquished! **Does the Macarena with GIR**
Edd: o_O
Eddy: O_o
Link: Join the club. o_O
Samus: But the Queen has been defeated. The Nickelodeon Corporation is dead!
Link: Yes. I just wish that I did more aside from getting caught near the end...
Mario: **Appears in front of Link and Samus** What are we waiting for? CELEBRATIOOOOOOOOOON!
Link: Okay, but no macarenas. :) I'm horrible at dancing...
**Link and Samus join the celebration**
Dib: **Does victory dance** Oh yeah, oh yeah...
Gaz: **Writes in notepad, speaking to herself** Note to self: February 13 is the day that I have to see my psycho brother dance like a moron... ah what the hell, you only live once. **Joins celebration**
Mermaidman(Entering the place with Barnacleboy, both mauled and grated from their confrontation with the shark): This... is the last time... that I place trust... on any sea beings that aren't of the mermaid kind... **Pants**
Barnacleboy: Hey, look! A party...
Mermaidman: Oh goody! I hope they have the tastiest wine possible! **Runs inside**
Barnacleboy: DON'T GET TOO... oh, whatever. SAVE SOME FOR ME! **Follows Mermaidman**
**Courage, the Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Mojo Jojo, The Time Squad, Fairly Oddparents, Robot Jones, The Kanker Sisters, and the rest of the slaved cartoons enter**
Powerpuff Girls: Look! A party! We love parties! **Join**
Courage: I thought Donkey Kong needed help...
Johnny Bravo: Maybe they got the best of the queen before we had a chance to get here.
Courage: Oh well :) **Joins celebration**
Johnny: Well, I think I'll go see if Link will allow me to go out with Zelda... or maybe Samus...
**All of a sudden...**
Voice: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! STOP THIS DAMN NONSENSE!!!!!
**The music stops immediately, and everybody turns around...**
Everybody: WHA...
**...they see Queen Angelica, walking the edge of the plank, looking as if she were to jump into the cauldron**
Link: But I thought...
Mario: ...how did she escape?
Queen A: YOU IDIOTS THINK IT'S THAT EASY?!?!!?? I'm sorry, but no, this isn't over...
Mario: Get her...
Link: What do you mean?
Johnny: BOO! JUMP THE DAMN PLANK ALREADY!
Mojo Jojo: Yeah, and rid us of your presence. You are nothing but a bigger pain than Brock Lesnar!
Powerpuff Girls: How the mighty have fallen... **
Eddy: You think that commiting suicide will pose a threat to us?
Mario: Wait, you need to know...
Everybody else except Zim: **Chanting** JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Mario: You don't get... it's not like that...
Everybody else: **Continues to chant** JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Zim: STOP CHANTING! OR YOU'LL BRING BACK...
Everybody else: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Queen A: ...fine. But don't say that I warned you. HERB SCANNEL WILL RISETH FROM THE ASHES!!!! BYE BYE, SUCKAS!
Everybody: Whaaa...
**Queen Angelica throws herself onto the cauldron...**
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Zim: **To the crowd** WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!???????????
Johnny: What have I done? Queen Angelica is dead!
Mario: IDIOTS, YOU DON'T GET IT!!!!!
Everybody: ...
Mario: T-t-turn around, and see what I mean...
**Everybody turns around...**
**...and their jaws drop in total shock**
Link: Whaaaaaaaaat...
Samus: ...theeeeeee...
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Auto-Translator: HERB SCANNEL!
**Instead of Queen Angelica, the monstrous and gigantic form of Herb Scannel rises**