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InuYasha: Better get some more lines in this wench.
Kagome: Leave her be InuYasha
InuYasha: Stop nagging me bi. wench
Author: What was that InuYasha? Where you going to call her a Bitch again? Cause here I thought we already discussed this.
InuYasha: SHUT UP WENCH AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Author: Yes oh mighty master *rolls eyes*
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~ Stupid Lecher, Stupid uncle, Stupid parents for dying, stupid stepbrother for getting himself killed (A/N: You gotta remember he only knows what his uncle's told him) ~ InuYasha thought as he walked down the hall
~ Leaving me in a hell like this. With that shity uncle. Can't even go out without having a fucking guard! Think I might fucking kill myself (A/N: yeah that's it lol)
"Oh InuYasha"
~ Damn I forgot one stupid, shity ass, bitch ~
"What is it you want Kikyo?" (A/N: that's right he isn't in love with her here)
"Why only a nice conversation."
~ Yeah and probably my crown as well ~ he thought
"I'm Sorry Kikyo but I have things that I have to do. Maybe some other time" InuYasha replied.
"Oh.Ok"
"Don't worry lady Kikyo I will talk to you."
"AHHH!!! HENTAI!!!" (Correct usage right? Please tell me I'm right! Lol) Kikyo screamed as she felt a hand slowly sliding down her back.
"What a shame Miroku. You could've talked to her IF I didn't need you help." InuYasha said as her grabbed his perverted friend.
"What was that for?!"
"Miroku you wouldn't want her even if she wanted you."
"Just because she's emotionally you woman doesn't mean she's yours quite yet."
"Don't need her don't want her." InuYasha said.
"You may not want her but you do need her! Any woman would make you at least a bit more likable." Stated Miroku "Besides you used to like her." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
This of course earned him another bonk on the head though not as hard. InuYasha still needed him as a scapegoat.
"But you said so yourself!"
"Yeah when I was 10 and she was the only woman I could see on a daily basis."
"Oh. And now that your 6 years older your sooooo much more mature."
"Maybe, Maybe not. Now I just know she's after my crown. That bitch." He mumbled the last part under his breath.
"Well whatever. Maybe well meet some hot chicks on the trip."
"Not likely, we'll be surrounded by guards and the like."
"Well we could always ditch 'em." Miroku said in a soft but suspicious voice.
~ We could, couldn't we. We would still have to do border check though. Damn ~ InuYasha thought ~ Wait. Wait a minute! ~
"I suppose your right! We could leave for say a week maybe a month and then come back saying we just got lost!"
"That's the spirit!" Miroku said.
"Ok let's go get ready for our 'Border check' trip"
~ More like Miroku's girl check trip and my freedom for a moth ~ InuYasha thought as he and Miroku walked off to get ready.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Back with the Girls/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Sango how much longer till we get into Kyrria?"
"About 3 days"
"WHAT?! We've been traveling for.um.one two three.at least a week!"
Sango sighed ~ Kagome you may be nice but sometimes you just aren't very patient ~
"Well Kagome, we aren't going very fast and we're coming from a bit farther away then you would think."
"Oh.ok!"
Sango sighed "Kagome you are soooooo weird."
The girls rode on until night fell. They got camp together and started cooking.
"Um Sango. What's that?" Kagome said.
"What?"
"That. By your packs." She said as she pointed to something fuzzy by, wouldn't you know it, Sango's packs.
"DEMON!" Sango screamed grabbing Hiraikotsu, her giant boomerang.
"What? Where?!" said a small voice.
"ohh.how cute!" said Kagome
And indeed it was. Actually it was a he. And 'He' was a baby kitsune. Couldn't be older than 7. (A/n: how old is Shippou?) He was wearing blue pants with a leaf-patterned shirt. He was then wearing a brown vest over that. His reddish hair was pulled back into a ponytail and speaking of tails, he had one. Red just like his hair. His feet were actually paws and you could see he had sharp teeth.
"AHHHHH!!!!! HUMANS!!!!!!" The kitsune cried ten transformed into a giant pink floating ball.thingy.
"OHHH!!! How cuter! He can transform!"
"Kagome! He's a demon!"
"So! It's still cute!" Kagome said while Sango rolled her eyes.
"Get out of my stuff kitsune. That's all I ask. Go back to your parents." This caused the kitsune to transform back to his other form when he then started to cry.
"Look what you did Sango!" Kagome said running over to the crying boy, which caused him to stop crying and look at Kagome.
"What do you want?"
"Why are you crying?"
"That's none of your beeswax!"
"Fine we don't care!" said Sango. She really hated it when people, well demons in this case, dug through her stuff.
"What are you talking aout?! OF COURSE WE DO!" then Kagome turned back to the kitsune "Don't mind her. She's just cranky from the ridding. My name's Kagome! What's yours?"
"Umm.Shippou" he said uncertainly.
"Really? Well, Hi Shippou! You already know my names Kagome. She's Sango" she pointed to Sango then to Kirara then to Nightfire saying each name.
"Your not mad at me?" Shippou asked.
"Of course not!" Kagome said cutting her friend off.
"Really?" Seeing Kagome, and after an innocent look sent at Sango, nodding there heads he smiled widely.
"Gee you guys are nice! Can I have some food? Where you guys going? Why do you like Kirara but not me? Why."
"SLOW DOWN SHIPPOU!! ASK ONE QUESTION AT A TIME!!"
"SANGO DON'T YELL!! Opps hehe" Kagome cleared her throat. "Anyways, yes you may have some food, to Kyrria, we like you an Kirara, and Sango is right. One question at a time."
"Here you go squirt" Sango said handing Shippou a bowl.
"Thank you Sango! Your nice to! Even if you are cranky!" after he said this, Shippou started eating while a vain popped out on Sango's head. Seeing this Kagome decided to do something to calm both of them down.
"So Shippou where you from?"
"The forest"
"oh. How about your family? Any brothers or sisters?"
"No. Guys promise not to tell?"
"Tell what?"
"My mommy and daddy died, well actually they were killed. By the Thunder brothers to. They work for King Maraku. I'm gonna go to Kyrria and find 'em!"
"Really?" Sango asked sympathetically.
"mm-hmm" (A/N: I was told that's how it's spelt. Lol ) replied Shippou sadly.
"Well then you can come with us to Kyrria ok Sango?"
"Of course!"
"Then it's settled! In the morning Shippou comes to Kyrria with us! Now hurry up and eat Shippou your going to bed afterwards. It's to late at night for you!"
"Ok Kagome!" Shippou said.
"You to Sango! We don't want you cranky in the morning! I'll clean up then I'll go to sleep to. OK?"
"Yes mother" was Sango's sarcastic reply.
"Is she really your mother? You don't smell like her?"
"Smell?" Kagome asked.
"Don't you remember Kagome? Papa taught us that lots of demons have good noses. And no she isn't my mother. I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. OK."
"That's enough you two. I see your both done now off to bed." Kagome said.
"What about me? Where am I gonna sleep?"
"hmmmmmm lets see here you can share my sleeping roll with me ok?" (A/N: Not that way you perverts out there! He's like 7! It's a mother son thing! Lol)
"OK!" and with this Shippou bounded off to Kagome's Sleeping roll, which was already set up, and snuggled into the covers.
"Goodnight!"
"Goodnight Shippou."
"Night Shippou."
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Somewhere in Kyrria/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Ah freedom. It's a way of life!"
"What are you talking about InuYasha you're the prince! Of course your free!"
"Yeah that's it Miroku. That's it."
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Back at the Castle/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"HE DID WHAT?!"
"He ran off sire. He left this note for you" said a very nervous guardsman
"AND WHY IN HELL'S NAME DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!"
"be-be-because sire. He's Prince. He gave me a royal order. He just said 'Give this to my uncle and let us pass' and then he handed me the note and left. And seeing as how you didn't say he couldn't leave."
"Silence! Give me his note!"
"Yes sire."
"Now be gone! Before I change my mind!" said the king.
Dear Uncle,
As you know by now Miroku and I have left. We will meet the guards for border check in one month at the Eagles Head out post. (A/N: Give me a break I suck at names for just about everything.) If you chose to send someone else out for border patrol please tell us by way of carrier bird. In one week we will be sending the one we brought with to you. Please return I with a note. Thank you dear uncle.
Your Nephew
~ That stupid brat! ~ Naraku thought ~ Wait a minute. This means he's unguarded which means. ~
"HITEN! MATEN!"
"Yes your highness" both brothers said at once.
"GO! Find my bastard of a nephew and kill him! Also, kill his friend Miroku! We don't need his perverted ways in the castle. Also bring me his sword!"
"Yes your majesty."
"You are dismissed!"
~ This will all work out perfectly. I'll have the throne, the Tetsusaiga, and no one will stand in my way! ~ Naraku thought ~ Now all I need is a wife. But who. ~
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Author: All done with this chapter
InuYasha: HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME RELATED TO NARAKU!
Author: Oh shut up InuYasha
Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou: BUT HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM RELATED TO NARAKU?!
Author: Yipes! *Hides behind Kaede* It's all according to the plot! Leave me be! *Gets bold and steps out from behind Kaede*
Kaede: I agree with the child. It makes it interesting. Now leave her be. Besides I guessed long ago in chapter um.*looks back*.chapter 2!
Author: Kaede don't torment them! *looks at the evil faces sacred*
(Out of no where Sesshoumaru pops up)
Sesshoumaru: Human why was I killed in this?
Author: Because it fit the story. Now go away. (Sess disappears) Hey I just realized something! I'm the Author! WITH ALL THE POWERS! Oh InuYasha! Time for a little pay back! *Runs off after InuYasha*
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Lol not to sound desperate or anything.
InuYasha: Better get some more lines in this wench.
Kagome: Leave her be InuYasha
InuYasha: Stop nagging me bi. wench
Author: What was that InuYasha? Where you going to call her a Bitch again? Cause here I thought we already discussed this.
InuYasha: SHUT UP WENCH AND GET ON WITH THE STORY!
Author: Yes oh mighty master *rolls eyes*
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~ Stupid Lecher, Stupid uncle, Stupid parents for dying, stupid stepbrother for getting himself killed (A/N: You gotta remember he only knows what his uncle's told him) ~ InuYasha thought as he walked down the hall
~ Leaving me in a hell like this. With that shity uncle. Can't even go out without having a fucking guard! Think I might fucking kill myself (A/N: yeah that's it lol)
"Oh InuYasha"
~ Damn I forgot one stupid, shity ass, bitch ~
"What is it you want Kikyo?" (A/N: that's right he isn't in love with her here)
"Why only a nice conversation."
~ Yeah and probably my crown as well ~ he thought
"I'm Sorry Kikyo but I have things that I have to do. Maybe some other time" InuYasha replied.
"Oh.Ok"
"Don't worry lady Kikyo I will talk to you."
"AHHH!!! HENTAI!!!" (Correct usage right? Please tell me I'm right! Lol) Kikyo screamed as she felt a hand slowly sliding down her back.
"What a shame Miroku. You could've talked to her IF I didn't need you help." InuYasha said as her grabbed his perverted friend.
"What was that for?!"
"Miroku you wouldn't want her even if she wanted you."
"Just because she's emotionally you woman doesn't mean she's yours quite yet."
"Don't need her don't want her." InuYasha said.
"You may not want her but you do need her! Any woman would make you at least a bit more likable." Stated Miroku "Besides you used to like her." He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
This of course earned him another bonk on the head though not as hard. InuYasha still needed him as a scapegoat.
"But you said so yourself!"
"Yeah when I was 10 and she was the only woman I could see on a daily basis."
"Oh. And now that your 6 years older your sooooo much more mature."
"Maybe, Maybe not. Now I just know she's after my crown. That bitch." He mumbled the last part under his breath.
"Well whatever. Maybe well meet some hot chicks on the trip."
"Not likely, we'll be surrounded by guards and the like."
"Well we could always ditch 'em." Miroku said in a soft but suspicious voice.
~ We could, couldn't we. We would still have to do border check though. Damn ~ InuYasha thought ~ Wait. Wait a minute! ~
"I suppose your right! We could leave for say a week maybe a month and then come back saying we just got lost!"
"That's the spirit!" Miroku said.
"Ok let's go get ready for our 'Border check' trip"
~ More like Miroku's girl check trip and my freedom for a moth ~ InuYasha thought as he and Miroku walked off to get ready.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Back with the Girls/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Sango how much longer till we get into Kyrria?"
"About 3 days"
"WHAT?! We've been traveling for.um.one two three.at least a week!"
Sango sighed ~ Kagome you may be nice but sometimes you just aren't very patient ~
"Well Kagome, we aren't going very fast and we're coming from a bit farther away then you would think."
"Oh.ok!"
Sango sighed "Kagome you are soooooo weird."
The girls rode on until night fell. They got camp together and started cooking.
"Um Sango. What's that?" Kagome said.
"What?"
"That. By your packs." She said as she pointed to something fuzzy by, wouldn't you know it, Sango's packs.
"DEMON!" Sango screamed grabbing Hiraikotsu, her giant boomerang.
"What? Where?!" said a small voice.
"ohh.how cute!" said Kagome
And indeed it was. Actually it was a he. And 'He' was a baby kitsune. Couldn't be older than 7. (A/n: how old is Shippou?) He was wearing blue pants with a leaf-patterned shirt. He was then wearing a brown vest over that. His reddish hair was pulled back into a ponytail and speaking of tails, he had one. Red just like his hair. His feet were actually paws and you could see he had sharp teeth.
"AHHHHH!!!!! HUMANS!!!!!!" The kitsune cried ten transformed into a giant pink floating ball.thingy.
"OHHH!!! How cuter! He can transform!"
"Kagome! He's a demon!"
"So! It's still cute!" Kagome said while Sango rolled her eyes.
"Get out of my stuff kitsune. That's all I ask. Go back to your parents." This caused the kitsune to transform back to his other form when he then started to cry.
"Look what you did Sango!" Kagome said running over to the crying boy, which caused him to stop crying and look at Kagome.
"What do you want?"
"Why are you crying?"
"That's none of your beeswax!"
"Fine we don't care!" said Sango. She really hated it when people, well demons in this case, dug through her stuff.
"What are you talking aout?! OF COURSE WE DO!" then Kagome turned back to the kitsune "Don't mind her. She's just cranky from the ridding. My name's Kagome! What's yours?"
"Umm.Shippou" he said uncertainly.
"Really? Well, Hi Shippou! You already know my names Kagome. She's Sango" she pointed to Sango then to Kirara then to Nightfire saying each name.
"Your not mad at me?" Shippou asked.
"Of course not!" Kagome said cutting her friend off.
"Really?" Seeing Kagome, and after an innocent look sent at Sango, nodding there heads he smiled widely.
"Gee you guys are nice! Can I have some food? Where you guys going? Why do you like Kirara but not me? Why."
"SLOW DOWN SHIPPOU!! ASK ONE QUESTION AT A TIME!!"
"SANGO DON'T YELL!! Opps hehe" Kagome cleared her throat. "Anyways, yes you may have some food, to Kyrria, we like you an Kirara, and Sango is right. One question at a time."
"Here you go squirt" Sango said handing Shippou a bowl.
"Thank you Sango! Your nice to! Even if you are cranky!" after he said this, Shippou started eating while a vain popped out on Sango's head. Seeing this Kagome decided to do something to calm both of them down.
"So Shippou where you from?"
"The forest"
"oh. How about your family? Any brothers or sisters?"
"No. Guys promise not to tell?"
"Tell what?"
"My mommy and daddy died, well actually they were killed. By the Thunder brothers to. They work for King Maraku. I'm gonna go to Kyrria and find 'em!"
"Really?" Sango asked sympathetically.
"mm-hmm" (A/N: I was told that's how it's spelt. Lol ) replied Shippou sadly.
"Well then you can come with us to Kyrria ok Sango?"
"Of course!"
"Then it's settled! In the morning Shippou comes to Kyrria with us! Now hurry up and eat Shippou your going to bed afterwards. It's to late at night for you!"
"Ok Kagome!" Shippou said.
"You to Sango! We don't want you cranky in the morning! I'll clean up then I'll go to sleep to. OK?"
"Yes mother" was Sango's sarcastic reply.
"Is she really your mother? You don't smell like her?"
"Smell?" Kagome asked.
"Don't you remember Kagome? Papa taught us that lots of demons have good noses. And no she isn't my mother. I was being sarcastic."
"Oh. OK."
"That's enough you two. I see your both done now off to bed." Kagome said.
"What about me? Where am I gonna sleep?"
"hmmmmmm lets see here you can share my sleeping roll with me ok?" (A/N: Not that way you perverts out there! He's like 7! It's a mother son thing! Lol)
"OK!" and with this Shippou bounded off to Kagome's Sleeping roll, which was already set up, and snuggled into the covers.
"Goodnight!"
"Goodnight Shippou."
"Night Shippou."
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Somewhere in Kyrria/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"Ah freedom. It's a way of life!"
"What are you talking about InuYasha you're the prince! Of course your free!"
"Yeah that's it Miroku. That's it."
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Back at the Castle/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
"HE DID WHAT?!"
"He ran off sire. He left this note for you" said a very nervous guardsman
"AND WHY IN HELL'S NAME DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM?!"
"be-be-because sire. He's Prince. He gave me a royal order. He just said 'Give this to my uncle and let us pass' and then he handed me the note and left. And seeing as how you didn't say he couldn't leave."
"Silence! Give me his note!"
"Yes sire."
"Now be gone! Before I change my mind!" said the king.
Dear Uncle,
As you know by now Miroku and I have left. We will meet the guards for border check in one month at the Eagles Head out post. (A/N: Give me a break I suck at names for just about everything.) If you chose to send someone else out for border patrol please tell us by way of carrier bird. In one week we will be sending the one we brought with to you. Please return I with a note. Thank you dear uncle.
Your Nephew
~ That stupid brat! ~ Naraku thought ~ Wait a minute. This means he's unguarded which means. ~
"HITEN! MATEN!"
"Yes your highness" both brothers said at once.
"GO! Find my bastard of a nephew and kill him! Also, kill his friend Miroku! We don't need his perverted ways in the castle. Also bring me his sword!"
"Yes your majesty."
"You are dismissed!"
~ This will all work out perfectly. I'll have the throne, the Tetsusaiga, and no one will stand in my way! ~ Naraku thought ~ Now all I need is a wife. But who. ~
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Author: All done with this chapter
InuYasha: HOW COULD YOU MAKE ME RELATED TO NARAKU!
Author: Oh shut up InuYasha
Kagome, Miroku, Sango, and Shippou: BUT HOW COULD YOU MAKE HIM RELATED TO NARAKU?!
Author: Yipes! *Hides behind Kaede* It's all according to the plot! Leave me be! *Gets bold and steps out from behind Kaede*
Kaede: I agree with the child. It makes it interesting. Now leave her be. Besides I guessed long ago in chapter um.*looks back*.chapter 2!
Author: Kaede don't torment them! *looks at the evil faces sacred*
(Out of no where Sesshoumaru pops up)
Sesshoumaru: Human why was I killed in this?
Author: Because it fit the story. Now go away. (Sess disappears) Hey I just realized something! I'm the Author! WITH ALL THE POWERS! Oh InuYasha! Time for a little pay back! *Runs off after InuYasha*
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!! Lol not to sound desperate or anything.