THE ASHTRIX:CHAPTER 3
Alright, alright I finally got the quotes in my story to work so here goes.
So after trekking at least over 6,000,000 stairs to get to my suite i flopped onto my bed and instantly passed out from exhaustion.The next day i awoke to a loud screeching noise. I quickly got up and saw through the window, much to my horror that a bunch of flying deadites were attacking the town.I grabbed my boomstick and slapped on my trusty old chainsaw.As i stepped outside inoiced that all the millions of stairs were gone replaced by one single set of 16 stairs.Bewildered i walked down them and stepped outside.Well actaully i lied, i really first took a dump and then got a candy bar from the snack machine, but when i DID step outside...
It was chaos, there were guns blazing,rockets launching, deadites flying,people screaming, bunkers shooting, and a LOT of little fires were burning everywhere.I immediatly grabbed my boomstick and ran out into one of the bunkers.
"ASH!"Bruce said in an panicy tone.
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!WERE GETTING FRIKKIN ATTACKED AND YOU'RE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!"
"Whoa whoa whoa first of all you cant talk in all caps, it's really annoying, second of all how am i supposed to know when a bunch of deadite are attacking the town!"I yelled back.
"Didn't you hear a loud screeching noise to wake you up!"
"um yeah"
"Thats the signal for you to get your ass over here and help us!"
"i ran as fast as i could over, i mean i made good time and stuff it was only like 10,11, 45 minutes between the screeching noise and my arrival!"
"45 MINUTES!!! WE TRAIN TO GET DOWN HERE IN A MINUTE IF THE CITY IS ATTACKED!"
"Now what did i say about talkin in all caps---"
"DONT GIVE ME A FRIKKIN GRAMMER LESSON RIGHT NOW GODDAMIT, GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIGHT!"
"Fine, geez man.You think its like we all gonna die or something"
"GET your ASS out there!!!!"
"One question"i asked
"What?"Bruce said snapped
"How much deadite ass do you need to be kicked?"
"This isn't the time for one liners man, get out there!"
I ran out into the battlefield/city square and ducked behind a statue as a deadite swooped over me.I shot two rounds at the the deadite and watched it fall to the ground like a stone. The deadites were swarming the city,a goddam war had erupted while i slept! I ran over next to a group of pinned soldiers and gave them some backup fire.They thanked me and ran into a bunker.
"GET DOWN"a soldier yelled.
I watched in amazement as they launched some kind of missile into the sky.It exploded into a bright green um....well explosion and killed all the deadites.But the cheers of success were soon over come by the screaming and wailing of the undead.The deadites on the ground burst through the barricade keeping them out of the city.There must have been over 300 of them all screaming and wailing while tearing through the city. I stood up and whistled. All of the deadites stared at me hungrily.Thier peircing white eyes staring into my soul, their decomposing tongues frothing all over their bile spewing mouths, all of them hungry for me and me alone.I looked at all of them and took a cool "im gonna kick all yo asses" stance.
"Come get some"
So what do you think huh?I finally fixed the punctuation and stuff, the next coupla chapters are gonna be pretty action oriented so if you like action you got a big ol' chunk of it to read in the future chapters.Anyways I wanna personally thank Wolfychan for helping me out with the puntuation and all, but please feel free to R & R.
Alright, alright I finally got the quotes in my story to work so here goes.
So after trekking at least over 6,000,000 stairs to get to my suite i flopped onto my bed and instantly passed out from exhaustion.The next day i awoke to a loud screeching noise. I quickly got up and saw through the window, much to my horror that a bunch of flying deadites were attacking the town.I grabbed my boomstick and slapped on my trusty old chainsaw.As i stepped outside inoiced that all the millions of stairs were gone replaced by one single set of 16 stairs.Bewildered i walked down them and stepped outside.Well actaully i lied, i really first took a dump and then got a candy bar from the snack machine, but when i DID step outside...
It was chaos, there were guns blazing,rockets launching, deadites flying,people screaming, bunkers shooting, and a LOT of little fires were burning everywhere.I immediatly grabbed my boomstick and ran out into one of the bunkers.
"ASH!"Bruce said in an panicy tone.
"WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!WERE GETTING FRIKKIN ATTACKED AND YOU'RE NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!!!!"
"Whoa whoa whoa first of all you cant talk in all caps, it's really annoying, second of all how am i supposed to know when a bunch of deadite are attacking the town!"I yelled back.
"Didn't you hear a loud screeching noise to wake you up!"
"um yeah"
"Thats the signal for you to get your ass over here and help us!"
"i ran as fast as i could over, i mean i made good time and stuff it was only like 10,11, 45 minutes between the screeching noise and my arrival!"
"45 MINUTES!!! WE TRAIN TO GET DOWN HERE IN A MINUTE IF THE CITY IS ATTACKED!"
"Now what did i say about talkin in all caps---"
"DONT GIVE ME A FRIKKIN GRAMMER LESSON RIGHT NOW GODDAMIT, GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND FIGHT!"
"Fine, geez man.You think its like we all gonna die or something"
"GET your ASS out there!!!!"
"One question"i asked
"What?"Bruce said snapped
"How much deadite ass do you need to be kicked?"
"This isn't the time for one liners man, get out there!"
I ran out into the battlefield/city square and ducked behind a statue as a deadite swooped over me.I shot two rounds at the the deadite and watched it fall to the ground like a stone. The deadites were swarming the city,a goddam war had erupted while i slept! I ran over next to a group of pinned soldiers and gave them some backup fire.They thanked me and ran into a bunker.
"GET DOWN"a soldier yelled.
I watched in amazement as they launched some kind of missile into the sky.It exploded into a bright green um....well explosion and killed all the deadites.But the cheers of success were soon over come by the screaming and wailing of the undead.The deadites on the ground burst through the barricade keeping them out of the city.There must have been over 300 of them all screaming and wailing while tearing through the city. I stood up and whistled. All of the deadites stared at me hungrily.Thier peircing white eyes staring into my soul, their decomposing tongues frothing all over their bile spewing mouths, all of them hungry for me and me alone.I looked at all of them and took a cool "im gonna kick all yo asses" stance.
"Come get some"
So what do you think huh?I finally fixed the punctuation and stuff, the next coupla chapters are gonna be pretty action oriented so if you like action you got a big ol' chunk of it to read in the future chapters.Anyways I wanna personally thank Wolfychan for helping me out with the puntuation and all, but please feel free to R & R.