Chapter 16
bThe Final Revolution/b
It has come to this...
Herb Scannel: **Godzilla like roar**
Dib: He looks ugly
Gaz: He looks REALLY ugly...
**Johnny Bravo walks up to the monstrous Scannel**
Johnny: P.U.! Your breath is more offensive than a filthy toilet...
**Herb Scannel steps on Bravo**
Johnny: Ow.
Scannel: HERB BASH! HERB SMASH! RATINGS CRASH!
Blossom: Not so fast!
**The Powerpuff Girls fly towards the hideous face of Scannel**
Powerpuff Girls: UNISON PUNCH!
**They make contact with Herb Scannel...**
**...only to become stuck in his massive forearm**
Bubbles: EEEW!!!
Buttercup: Dammit! I can't move! Can you, Blossom?
Blossom: No... stupid sticky surface...
Scannel: DIE, FAIRIES!!!!
**Scannel rubs his forearm against the wall, squashing the Powerpuff Girls**
Everybody: ...
Donkey Kong: ...evil...
Scannel: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! **Scrapes his forearm onto the ground, causing the Powerpuff sasquatch to unglue**
Blossom: x.x
Bubbles: x.x
Buttercup: x.x
Johnny: Mmmm, hotties... x.x
Scannel: WHO'S NEXT!!?!?!? **Throws silly pose**
Gaz and Dib: **Secretly point to each other**
Ed: **Points to himself**
Mojo Jojo: I definitely won't be! **Walks away**
Dib: Uh, Jojo...
Mojo Jojo: Shut up, stupid little midget! If I decide to cower from this insanity, then so be it...
**Suddenly, a large, circular wall of fire forms around them all, roasting Jojo to a crisp**
Jojo: Ah, damn... x.x
Herb: HAHAHAHAHA! THIS WALL... WILL HAVE US ALL QUARANTINED!
Link: Those still here, stick close... don't do anything stupid...
Mermaidman: **Walks away, towards Herb** Screw you! You lot let us for dead against a damn shark, why should I listen to a fool like you?
Barnacleboy: Wait for me! **Follows Mermaidman**
**Herb Scannel stomps on both**
Mermaidman: MY BACK! AGAIN! Owie owie owie...
Link: Those who aren't stupid, STICK CLOSE!
**Everybody else does as said**
**Herb Scannel slowly gets closer to them**
Samus: **Whispering** Do you have any other plans aside from that?
Link: Sadly, no...
Back at Miyamoto's Hut, where the whole damned tale is told.
Hiroshi Yamauchi: Dear god...
Shigeru Miyamoto: Is that true?
Dexter: Positive
Luigi: I miss Mario!
Patrick: And Spongebob...
Spongebob: I'm here.
Patrick: Oh :)
Miyamoto: You're saying that both the Super Smash Hunters, plus some of your rebel allies, are at the base, fighting Queen Angelica?
Yamauchi: Ohhhhh...
**Yamauchi crumbles**
Miyamoto: HIROSHI! What happened?
**Everybody approaches the fallen Yamauchi**
Spongebob: Will he be allright?
Luigi: Yes... his Yamauchi-senses are tingling...
Miyamoto: Hiroshi... what do your eyes see?
Yamauchi: Agony... suffering... death... Scannel...
Kirby: Scannel?
Miyamoto: Scannel... it rings a bell...
**Miyamoto runs up to one of the tea tables, with a single map atop them**
Miyamoto: **Grabbing the map** When the Nick Corporation originally invaded, I made a copy of the map I gave them, which has a note to go with it... **Reads**
"Funded in 1979, Nick Corporations made quality
shows enjoyed by all ages. President Herb Scannel
helped in the funding of Jimmy Neutron: The Series.
The tragic demise of Herb Scannel struck hard into
millions. In his dying words, he made Angelica Pickles
the new president. Despite his fall, Nick seems to be in
the right hands."
Spongebob: No offense, but we know who Herb Scannel is...
Miyamoto: It's not what you think, Spongebob... just look at Hiroshi-san...
Yamauchi: Scannel... destroy... SSH... dangered... Scannel... back to life...
Everybody: **GASP**
Miyamoto: **Leaning closer to Yamauchi** Has Herb Scannel been spawned back to life?
Yamauchi: ... **nods**
Spongebob and Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The end is here!
Miyamoto: NO, IT ISN'T!
Everybody else: ...
Miyamoto: With some of our best warriors, and yours too, in danger of this new threat, we leave Nintendo land now, for the Nickelodeon Corporation home base...
**Miyamoto turs to face Kirby**
Miyamoto: You know what to do, right?
Kirby: Yes, master...
**Kirby turns around to face the rest**
Kirby: Everybody! Follow me!
**Kirby and the others walk out of the tent, onto the confused crowd**
Peach: Wha...
Fox: Could somebody give us an explanation of what the hell is going on?
Falco: I'll give you one, buddy... x.O uh, two on a bun... **Faints**
Kirby: ...it is way too long of a story. All I need to say is that we need to leave Nintendo land now.
Captain Falcon: Why? Why exactly?
Wario: Yeah? Their dumb fault that they're not back here yet...
Kirby: SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!
Everybody: ...
Kirby: We will all go. To the Nick Corporation base. Now.
**Kirby and the others dissapear back into the tent**
Peach: Um...
Falcon: ...and now...
Falco: RUSSIAN BASKETBALL! **Gets bonked in the head by Luigi**
Fox: We fight. That's what we do. PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Others: **Murmur of agreement**
Fox: We prepare the shuttles, and go to their base... righty?
Others: Yes, sir!!!
**They do a battle march, led by Miyamoto, Kirby and the rebellion**
Back at the throne room, which has become total pandemonium.
Scannel: HERB SMASH YOUR ASS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Samus: We can't hold him anymore!
Link: What am I supposed to do? Throw myself in? Look at the others!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- x_x
GIR: GENETICALLY IDIOTIC ROBOT, MALFUNCTIONING. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
Gaz: My Gameslave! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dib: My hair! My hair! YOU FRIED MY HAIR!
Donkey Kong: **Lying in corner** Mommy, I'm scared...
Mermaidman: I hate you. MY BACK!
Barnacleboy: I hate you too. MY REAR!
Ed: **Charred** "Teh end is nigh... and high..."
Edd: **Charred** Since when did Ed was a singer, especially in such times?
Eddy: **Also charred** Beats me, Double-D... owies!
Samus: Well... there's got to be somebody that is yet to be squashed by the monster...
Mario: I'm still alive.
Zim: Don't forget me.
Link: Do you have any plans or ideas?
Mario: Beats me.
Zim: ... **Struggles to remember**
**Remembers of the time where he used GIR as a wand**
Zim: Aha! I know what to do!
**Zim runs up to the malfunctioning GIR**
GIR: Boss... **Crackle** ...I'm sorry I failed--
Zim: No, you haven't! Now try your best to not move, ok?
GIR: ...yes, lord... x.x
**Zim grabs GIR like a wand**
Link: What are you doing?
**Herb Scannel runs towards them with a giant baton**
Herb: HERB CRUSH J00!
Zim: I'm going to use GIR like a wand and see if we can get us out of--
Mario: Dammit, you're not a magician!
Zim: AGHHH _ **Aims wand at Mario** PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!
**Mario falls down, all limbs tucked to each other**
Link: That's scary.
Mario: Ok, I'm convinced--
Samus: HERB SCANNEL AT SIX 'O CLOCK! NOW OR NEVER!
Zim: Link, Samus, Mario, get out of the way NOW!
Link: What?!!?!?
Samus: What about--
Mario: --THE COUNTERCURSE FOR THIS SPELL??!??!?
Zim: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
**Link and Samus get out of the way, dragging Mario with them**
Zim: *Calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...*
Link: ...
Samus: ...
Herb: **Sees Zim** HERB CRUSH PUNY ALIEN!
Zim(Thinking): Let this work... let this work...
**Herb swings his baton towards Zim**
Zim: **Sees baton going towards him** ...
**Zim aims GIR at the baton**
Zim: PROTEGO!
**The baton comes to contact with Zim...**
**And bounces back, flying out of his hand and through the wall of flame**
Herb: STICK! WHERE'S STICK?!?!??
Zim: Here **Aims GIR at the wall of fire** ACCIO BATON!
**The baton explodes through the firewall and into the quarantined room**
Zim: **Gives Herb the middle finger** Catch me if you can, overgrown lump of filth!
Herb: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
**Zim runs away**
**Herb gives chase**
Samus: What's Zim doing?!!???
Link: ...I know.
**The baton, engulfed in flames, aims towards Herb's back**
Herb: **Russian accent** Prepare to suffer, mischevious rebel!
Zim: Your accent sucks!
**Herb grabs Zim with his ham-sized hands**
Mario: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM--
Link: No. He knows what he is doing.
**Stuck in his dangerous grip, Zim makes a final aim at Herb's eyes with a wicked smile**
Herb: Puny alien smile knocking at death's door... I should have last laugh, not you--
Zim: Screw you.
**Suddenly, the baton collides with the back of Herb's neck**
**Zim gets away from the hand's grip**
Herb: **Begins to stumble around woozily** Must... balance... feet...
Samus: What did you do to Herb?
Zim: Used a combo of spells to knock him dizzy, but the best part is yet to come.
**Suddenly, Herb's hair begins to catch the flames from the baton**
Herb: AHHH! HAIR BURNINATING! HAIR BURNINATING!
Mario: Somebody sure needs his Rogaine __
Zim: It worked! IT WORKED! In your face, Nickelodeon!
GIR: **Does macarena**
Herb: HELP! HELP!
**Links raises his bow and walks up to the battered Herb**
Samus: Where are you going?
Link: To finish his ass off for GOOD. Wait here and try to gather the ashes of the others.
**Herb stumbles towards him**
**Link aims crossbow at Herb's flaming head**
Herb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
Link: ...Game, Over.
**Link fires a pack of arrows at his head...**
**...causing Herb's cranium to implode, massive body crumbling to it's knees before falling flat**
**Silence**
Link: ...
Samus: ...we...
Zim: ...have...
Mario: ...WON! W00P W00P, W00P W00P. A WINNAR IS ME! **Does macarena with GIR**
Samus: Now that's creepy.
**The wall of fire vanishes**
Link: Who cares? We won!
DK: **Getting out of the corner** I'm going to Disneyland!
Bowser: Disneyland? **** that, Universal Orlando is SOOOOOOOOOO much better!
DK: Pirates of the Caribbean rule all over your girly little dinosaurs :P
Bowser: No way! Jack Sparrow would be doomed in the face of a T-Rex and YOU KNOW IT!
DK: DISNEYLAND!
Bowser: ORLANDO!
DK: DISNEYLAND!
Bowser: ORLANDO!
Dib: N-GAGE!
DK and Bowser: Who said that?!!?!???
Dib: **Points to Gaz** She said it.
Gaz: What?!?!? No, I didn't--
**Bowser and DK squash Gaz**
Dib: XD PWNED
Samus: ...looks like we'll never change...
**Link flips Samus around...**
**...and they share a romantic kiss**
Samus: ...
Link: Don't tell Zelda.
**All of a sudden, four armored shuttles appear in the sky**
Samus: Look...
**They see the Nintendo logo scraped in the sides**
Link: Miyamoto and the others... they're here!
Inside the leader shuttle:
Miyamoto: LINK! MARIO! SAMUS! ALL HERE!
Peach: Oh, Mario... **Faints**
Spongebob: Forty-one... forty-two... ah heck, I lost count of how many people are here.
Patrick: ALAIV! THEY'RE ALAIV! **Celebrates with champagne**
Mario: Hey... HEY!
Miyamoto: **Out the window** Is everybody allright?
Mario: Yes-- well, if you consider being charred is being allright.
Everybody else: OOOOOOOOOOOOOW...
Miyamoto: Wait here! We will pick everybody up momentaringly!
Mario: At last... Freedom...
Link: How did the war go, Miyamoto-san?
Miyamoto: We'll tell you everything about it when we get back to the homeplanet! All aboard...
And so, the four shuttles were more than enough to house everybody and anybody involved in the struggle against Queen Angelica and the now felled Herb Scannel. Everybody was brought back to their original body, shape and form on the way back to Nintendo land.
It was the end of a war, and the fall of a corporation...
FIN
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A/N: Expect Epilogue soon, to wrap up things for good.
bThe Final Revolution/b
It has come to this...
Herb Scannel: **Godzilla like roar**
Dib: He looks ugly
Gaz: He looks REALLY ugly...
**Johnny Bravo walks up to the monstrous Scannel**
Johnny: P.U.! Your breath is more offensive than a filthy toilet...
**Herb Scannel steps on Bravo**
Johnny: Ow.
Scannel: HERB BASH! HERB SMASH! RATINGS CRASH!
Blossom: Not so fast!
**The Powerpuff Girls fly towards the hideous face of Scannel**
Powerpuff Girls: UNISON PUNCH!
**They make contact with Herb Scannel...**
**...only to become stuck in his massive forearm**
Bubbles: EEEW!!!
Buttercup: Dammit! I can't move! Can you, Blossom?
Blossom: No... stupid sticky surface...
Scannel: DIE, FAIRIES!!!!
**Scannel rubs his forearm against the wall, squashing the Powerpuff Girls**
Everybody: ...
Donkey Kong: ...evil...
Scannel: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! **Scrapes his forearm onto the ground, causing the Powerpuff sasquatch to unglue**
Blossom: x.x
Bubbles: x.x
Buttercup: x.x
Johnny: Mmmm, hotties... x.x
Scannel: WHO'S NEXT!!?!?!? **Throws silly pose**
Gaz and Dib: **Secretly point to each other**
Ed: **Points to himself**
Mojo Jojo: I definitely won't be! **Walks away**
Dib: Uh, Jojo...
Mojo Jojo: Shut up, stupid little midget! If I decide to cower from this insanity, then so be it...
**Suddenly, a large, circular wall of fire forms around them all, roasting Jojo to a crisp**
Jojo: Ah, damn... x.x
Herb: HAHAHAHAHA! THIS WALL... WILL HAVE US ALL QUARANTINED!
Link: Those still here, stick close... don't do anything stupid...
Mermaidman: **Walks away, towards Herb** Screw you! You lot let us for dead against a damn shark, why should I listen to a fool like you?
Barnacleboy: Wait for me! **Follows Mermaidman**
**Herb Scannel stomps on both**
Mermaidman: MY BACK! AGAIN! Owie owie owie...
Link: Those who aren't stupid, STICK CLOSE!
**Everybody else does as said**
**Herb Scannel slowly gets closer to them**
Samus: **Whispering** Do you have any other plans aside from that?
Link: Sadly, no...
Back at Miyamoto's Hut, where the whole damned tale is told.
Hiroshi Yamauchi: Dear god...
Shigeru Miyamoto: Is that true?
Dexter: Positive
Luigi: I miss Mario!
Patrick: And Spongebob...
Spongebob: I'm here.
Patrick: Oh :)
Miyamoto: You're saying that both the Super Smash Hunters, plus some of your rebel allies, are at the base, fighting Queen Angelica?
Yamauchi: Ohhhhh...
**Yamauchi crumbles**
Miyamoto: HIROSHI! What happened?
**Everybody approaches the fallen Yamauchi**
Spongebob: Will he be allright?
Luigi: Yes... his Yamauchi-senses are tingling...
Miyamoto: Hiroshi... what do your eyes see?
Yamauchi: Agony... suffering... death... Scannel...
Kirby: Scannel?
Miyamoto: Scannel... it rings a bell...
**Miyamoto runs up to one of the tea tables, with a single map atop them**
Miyamoto: **Grabbing the map** When the Nick Corporation originally invaded, I made a copy of the map I gave them, which has a note to go with it... **Reads**
"Funded in 1979, Nick Corporations made quality
shows enjoyed by all ages. President Herb Scannel
helped in the funding of Jimmy Neutron: The Series.
The tragic demise of Herb Scannel struck hard into
millions. In his dying words, he made Angelica Pickles
the new president. Despite his fall, Nick seems to be in
the right hands."
Spongebob: No offense, but we know who Herb Scannel is...
Miyamoto: It's not what you think, Spongebob... just look at Hiroshi-san...
Yamauchi: Scannel... destroy... SSH... dangered... Scannel... back to life...
Everybody: **GASP**
Miyamoto: **Leaning closer to Yamauchi** Has Herb Scannel been spawned back to life?
Yamauchi: ... **nods**
Spongebob and Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! The end is here!
Miyamoto: NO, IT ISN'T!
Everybody else: ...
Miyamoto: With some of our best warriors, and yours too, in danger of this new threat, we leave Nintendo land now, for the Nickelodeon Corporation home base...
**Miyamoto turs to face Kirby**
Miyamoto: You know what to do, right?
Kirby: Yes, master...
**Kirby turns around to face the rest**
Kirby: Everybody! Follow me!
**Kirby and the others walk out of the tent, onto the confused crowd**
Peach: Wha...
Fox: Could somebody give us an explanation of what the hell is going on?
Falco: I'll give you one, buddy... x.O uh, two on a bun... **Faints**
Kirby: ...it is way too long of a story. All I need to say is that we need to leave Nintendo land now.
Captain Falcon: Why? Why exactly?
Wario: Yeah? Their dumb fault that they're not back here yet...
Kirby: SILEEEEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!!!
Everybody: ...
Kirby: We will all go. To the Nick Corporation base. Now.
**Kirby and the others dissapear back into the tent**
Peach: Um...
Falcon: ...and now...
Falco: RUSSIAN BASKETBALL! **Gets bonked in the head by Luigi**
Fox: We fight. That's what we do. PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
Others: **Murmur of agreement**
Fox: We prepare the shuttles, and go to their base... righty?
Others: Yes, sir!!!
**They do a battle march, led by Miyamoto, Kirby and the rebellion**
Back at the throne room, which has become total pandemonium.
Scannel: HERB SMASH YOUR ASS! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Samus: We can't hold him anymore!
Link: What am I supposed to do? Throw myself in? Look at the others!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-- x_x
GIR: GENETICALLY IDIOTIC ROBOT, MALFUNCTIONING. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
Gaz: My Gameslave! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dib: My hair! My hair! YOU FRIED MY HAIR!
Donkey Kong: **Lying in corner** Mommy, I'm scared...
Mermaidman: I hate you. MY BACK!
Barnacleboy: I hate you too. MY REAR!
Ed: **Charred** "Teh end is nigh... and high..."
Edd: **Charred** Since when did Ed was a singer, especially in such times?
Eddy: **Also charred** Beats me, Double-D... owies!
Samus: Well... there's got to be somebody that is yet to be squashed by the monster...
Mario: I'm still alive.
Zim: Don't forget me.
Link: Do you have any plans or ideas?
Mario: Beats me.
Zim: ... **Struggles to remember**
**Remembers of the time where he used GIR as a wand**
Zim: Aha! I know what to do!
**Zim runs up to the malfunctioning GIR**
GIR: Boss... **Crackle** ...I'm sorry I failed--
Zim: No, you haven't! Now try your best to not move, ok?
GIR: ...yes, lord... x.x
**Zim grabs GIR like a wand**
Link: What are you doing?
**Herb Scannel runs towards them with a giant baton**
Herb: HERB CRUSH J00!
Zim: I'm going to use GIR like a wand and see if we can get us out of--
Mario: Dammit, you're not a magician!
Zim: AGHHH _ **Aims wand at Mario** PETRIFICUS TOTALUS!
**Mario falls down, all limbs tucked to each other**
Link: That's scary.
Mario: Ok, I'm convinced--
Samus: HERB SCANNEL AT SIX 'O CLOCK! NOW OR NEVER!
Zim: Link, Samus, Mario, get out of the way NOW!
Link: What?!!?!?
Samus: What about--
Mario: --THE COUNTERCURSE FOR THIS SPELL??!??!?
Zim: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE!
**Link and Samus get out of the way, dragging Mario with them**
Zim: *Calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean...*
Link: ...
Samus: ...
Herb: **Sees Zim** HERB CRUSH PUNY ALIEN!
Zim(Thinking): Let this work... let this work...
**Herb swings his baton towards Zim**
Zim: **Sees baton going towards him** ...
**Zim aims GIR at the baton**
Zim: PROTEGO!
**The baton comes to contact with Zim...**
**And bounces back, flying out of his hand and through the wall of flame**
Herb: STICK! WHERE'S STICK?!?!??
Zim: Here **Aims GIR at the wall of fire** ACCIO BATON!
**The baton explodes through the firewall and into the quarantined room**
Zim: **Gives Herb the middle finger** Catch me if you can, overgrown lump of filth!
Herb: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!
**Zim runs away**
**Herb gives chase**
Samus: What's Zim doing?!!???
Link: ...I know.
**The baton, engulfed in flames, aims towards Herb's back**
Herb: **Russian accent** Prepare to suffer, mischevious rebel!
Zim: Your accent sucks!
**Herb grabs Zim with his ham-sized hands**
Mario: ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM--
Link: No. He knows what he is doing.
**Stuck in his dangerous grip, Zim makes a final aim at Herb's eyes with a wicked smile**
Herb: Puny alien smile knocking at death's door... I should have last laugh, not you--
Zim: Screw you.
**Suddenly, the baton collides with the back of Herb's neck**
**Zim gets away from the hand's grip**
Herb: **Begins to stumble around woozily** Must... balance... feet...
Samus: What did you do to Herb?
Zim: Used a combo of spells to knock him dizzy, but the best part is yet to come.
**Suddenly, Herb's hair begins to catch the flames from the baton**
Herb: AHHH! HAIR BURNINATING! HAIR BURNINATING!
Mario: Somebody sure needs his Rogaine __
Zim: It worked! IT WORKED! In your face, Nickelodeon!
GIR: **Does macarena**
Herb: HELP! HELP!
**Links raises his bow and walks up to the battered Herb**
Samus: Where are you going?
Link: To finish his ass off for GOOD. Wait here and try to gather the ashes of the others.
**Herb stumbles towards him**
**Link aims crossbow at Herb's flaming head**
Herb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH...
Link: ...Game, Over.
**Link fires a pack of arrows at his head...**
**...causing Herb's cranium to implode, massive body crumbling to it's knees before falling flat**
**Silence**
Link: ...
Samus: ...we...
Zim: ...have...
Mario: ...WON! W00P W00P, W00P W00P. A WINNAR IS ME! **Does macarena with GIR**
Samus: Now that's creepy.
**The wall of fire vanishes**
Link: Who cares? We won!
DK: **Getting out of the corner** I'm going to Disneyland!
Bowser: Disneyland? **** that, Universal Orlando is SOOOOOOOOOO much better!
DK: Pirates of the Caribbean rule all over your girly little dinosaurs :P
Bowser: No way! Jack Sparrow would be doomed in the face of a T-Rex and YOU KNOW IT!
DK: DISNEYLAND!
Bowser: ORLANDO!
DK: DISNEYLAND!
Bowser: ORLANDO!
Dib: N-GAGE!
DK and Bowser: Who said that?!!?!???
Dib: **Points to Gaz** She said it.
Gaz: What?!?!? No, I didn't--
**Bowser and DK squash Gaz**
Dib: XD PWNED
Samus: ...looks like we'll never change...
**Link flips Samus around...**
**...and they share a romantic kiss**
Samus: ...
Link: Don't tell Zelda.
**All of a sudden, four armored shuttles appear in the sky**
Samus: Look...
**They see the Nintendo logo scraped in the sides**
Link: Miyamoto and the others... they're here!
Inside the leader shuttle:
Miyamoto: LINK! MARIO! SAMUS! ALL HERE!
Peach: Oh, Mario... **Faints**
Spongebob: Forty-one... forty-two... ah heck, I lost count of how many people are here.
Patrick: ALAIV! THEY'RE ALAIV! **Celebrates with champagne**
Mario: Hey... HEY!
Miyamoto: **Out the window** Is everybody allright?
Mario: Yes-- well, if you consider being charred is being allright.
Everybody else: OOOOOOOOOOOOOW...
Miyamoto: Wait here! We will pick everybody up momentaringly!
Mario: At last... Freedom...
Link: How did the war go, Miyamoto-san?
Miyamoto: We'll tell you everything about it when we get back to the homeplanet! All aboard...
And so, the four shuttles were more than enough to house everybody and anybody involved in the struggle against Queen Angelica and the now felled Herb Scannel. Everybody was brought back to their original body, shape and form on the way back to Nintendo land.
It was the end of a war, and the fall of a corporation...
FIN
---
A/N: Expect Epilogue soon, to wrap up things for good.