Disclaimer: I own about.ummmmm.*looks in pocket*... three pieces of lint
one hair binder and a note from my friend in math. Oh I also own some
InuYasha movies! YEAH!
InuYasha: But you still don't own me.
Author: Sadly no *hangs head in sadness*
Kagome: But you can be our friends!
Shippou: Yeah!
Author: Really?! You guys mean it?!
Sango: Of course!
InuYasha: WHAT! AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO ME! *Flashes back to the revenge sessions* *shivers* SHE'S EVIL!
Author: *sniff sniff*
Miroku: Now look what you did you made the almighty author cry!
Shippou: Don't worry author lady I'll cheer you up!
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"Ah what a beautiful day!"
"Yeah sure whatever"
"The only thing that could make is better is having a beautiful woman to talk to!"
"Yeah sure Miroku 'talk' to. Right"
"Surely you don't mean what your implying InuYasha."
"Surely I do!" replied InuYasha. It had been 3 days since they had left the castle and all that had happened was that Miroku had gotten a total of 25 smacks, 26 no's to his 'will you bear my child' question and had 4 angry men chase them away.
"This is boring!"
"Oh stop complaining InuYasha!" Miroku said.
"Yeah stop complaining you weak hanyou!" called out a concealed Hiten.
"So you decided to fallow us did you now Hiten?" said Miroku.
"Actually we came to kill you two."
"We?"
"Yeah Miroku don't you remember? Hiten never goes any where without his older brother Maten to baby-sit him. He's hidding in those trees now that I stop and smell around. Though why I couldn't smell his stench right away is beyond me. Do you think I'm catching a cold Miroku?"
"Maybe."
"Your nose maybe good InuYasha" said Maten "But you most certainly aren't good ENOUGH!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~With the Girls*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kagome are we there yet?"
"No Shippou not yet."
"Shippou it'll take us at least 3 maybe 4 more days to get to the castle and any way." Sango was cut off when a large last was heard up ahead.
"That sounded like thunder!" said kagome.
"And it looked like lightning!" exclaimed Sango.
"THE THUNDER BROTHERS!" Shippou screamed and they ran to where they heard the sound and boy where they surprised.
They saw 2 teenaged boys fighting 2 teenaged boys. This usually wouldn't be surprising but they boys themselves where.
One looked like a holy man , a monk probably, with black hair pulled back into a pony tail wearing a purple robe he. He had a covering on his hand. He was trying his best to fend of 2 of the others, ones which the girls assumed to be the thunder brothers, with a gold staff.
The other non-thunder brother had silver hair down to his waist. He was wearing (A/N: ok I won't change his outfit right now but he will have to wear Kyrrian clothes later) a red outfit. It had baggy pants and a red jacket over a white shirt. (A/N: No idea what it's actually called so if you wanna you know tell me go ahead! Thanks!) He was using his claws to fight of the thunder brothers which confused the onlookers because he had a sword tied around his waist.
It also appeared to the girls like these boys where losing.
Sango rolled her eyes and looked at Kagome each thinking the same thing. ~ Do we HAVE to help? ~ And they both knew the answer.
A demon exterminator never backs away from a person in need. Or so Sango's father had said while training them.
"I suppose we ought to help"
"Yeah. Plus we gotta help Shippou avenger his parents" Kagome said looking down at the little kitsune.
~ He isn't strong enough to fight ~ Kagome thought ~ Oh well here goes nothing. ~
" Shippou go with Nightfire and hide in the bushes both of you. Don't protest!" She said warning both of them seeing the look on there faces, or at least on Shippou's face and in Nightfire's eyes. "We need you guys safe ok? I'll avenge your parents Shippou ok?"
"OK but be careful Kagome! You to Sango!"
"Yessums! Ok lets get going Sango" and with that she took out her bows and arrows (A/N: she already had out her sword and dagger was hidden in her boot like her mother) and made the bag small which she tied to her belt.
While she was doing this Sango had gotten into her Demon exterminating out, which she wore under her regular clothing. It also appeared that the boys hadn't even noticed them because 1:they where up wind 2:they where well hidden and 3: they where to busy fighting
"Come on Kagome lets get this over with."
"A bit over confidant are we?"
"No."
"I see, well lets go!"
Kagome and Sango came out of the trees with their weapons ready. Kagome with her bow and Sango with Hiraikotsu her giant boomerang made of demon bones. No one but the monk noticed them.
"Are you the Thunder Brothers?" Kagome asked in a tone, which made every boy turn around and look at them.
"So what if we are you human wench?!" said the one fighting silver hair.
"We have a bone to pick with you." Said Sango leaning on Hiraikotsu.
"Really, well you'll have to wait till I'm done with these two idiots. Then we'll have time to play with you two pretties!" he replied.
"Well I suppose that would be ok if we weren't kinda pressed for time." Kagome said sighing making the 2 girls seem as if they didn't know what they where doing. " How about this! We take care of your first! After all ladies first right?!"
"Right!" Sango said after her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The boys point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~ What the hell are those human wenches thinking?! They'll be killed! ~ InuYasha thought.
"Very well ladies we could use some entertainment. These fools are getting boring." Maten said as he and his brother moved away from InuYasha and Miroku.
"Damn wusses going after a bunch of human girls!"
"SHUTUP SILVER HAIR!" yelled the one with her hair pulled back into a pony tail and was wearing a black jump suit.
"Yeah we know what we're doing! You just take care of your friend over there!" said the one dressed in Kyrrian clothing.
"You know wench you look a lot like that bitch Kikyo, don't you think Hiten?"
"Yes I do brother."
"Well ain't that nice Sango. I have a twin."
"Yes very nice Kagome."
"Well this is getting boring. Whaddya say we end this?"
"I whole heartily agree!" and with that they both attacked at once.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Girls point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sango threw her boomerang at the one called Hiten, which just barely missed him. It did though knock off the last of the hairs on his head.
"You BITCH! YOU CUT OFF MY PRECIOUS HAIR! I WILL KILL YOU!" yelled Hiten.
All of this took place while Kagome brought up her bow and Shot Maten right in the shoulder.
"Ha bitch! Those puny arrows don't hurt me!"
"Shows what you know" Kagome said as she brought out her miko powers in her arrow causing it to explode.
"You BITCH! YOU'RE A FUCKING MIKO!"
"Wow your fast." Was Kagome's sarcastic reply. Little known to him, Kagome could only do a few of these at once. But the ones she did do left plenty of damage.
Maten's left arm was almost fallen off and his shoulder was a huge bloody mess. The muscle tissue and bones where practically gone and he was losing blood fast.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" he said.
"Wow Kag. Mine just said that exact same thing to me! All I did was knock of the rest of his hairs from his bald head!"
"There brothers what do you expect?"
"Wanna finish this off?"
"Sure!" Kagome said.
She took out her dagger unseen and charged it with her miko power while Sango got ready to throw again. (A/N: Where's Kirara through all this you may ask. Well umm.She's helping Miroku and InuYasha! Yeah! That's it!)
" We'll kill you BITCHES!" Screamed both brothers.
"We think not!" replied both girls as they each threw their weapons.
Sango's boomerang cut Hiten right in half. He didn't even know what hit him. I just went clean through.
Kagome's on the other hand was messy. It blew up, well noth the dagger the body it was logged in blew up, and sent blod every which way. Luckily Kagome had expected this and raised a shield against it.
"Nice job Kagome. All nice and dirty."
"Shut up! I would have done a better job but they where annoying me and I wanted it over!" Kagome replied as she wiped her dagger clean and put it away.
"YEAH KAGOME AND SANGO! YOU GUYS DID IT!" Shippou said as he and Nightfire came out of their hiding spot. He jumped up into Kagome's arms and gave her big bug as Nightfire came to check and make sure her master was ok.
"Hey what about me? Don't I get a hug?" Sango asked.
"Ok!" said Shippou as he bounced over to Sango and gave her a hug then bounced back to Kagome.
"You guys where so cool! With all those explosions and stuff!"
"Yes you two did an exhalent job. Now may I ask the name of two such beautiful and courageous women as yourselves?" Said a voice from behind them.
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Author: *laughing*
Shippou, Kagome, Kaede, and Sango: *laughing*
InuYasha: WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING AT?!
Author: Shippou said something funny!
Miroku: Really? What was it.
Sango: For our ears only monk.
Kagome *giggle* yep!
InuYasha: Stupid brat!
Kagome: SIT! *you can hear a thump and a curse out of InuYasha*
Author: Oh that reminds me *Whips out note cards* lets see lets see oh yeah here we are! Number one on the list! THANKYOU EVERYBODY WHO REVIEWED! Lol ok next on the list..*flips cards* Ok ummm oh yeah! If you guys have any questions just ask. Lets see.... OH YEAH! Hey Kagome!
Kagome: Yes?
Author: You've gotta a fan actually you have a couple!
Kagome: What?
Author: Come on in boys! *in comes Kouga, Hojo, and Fluffy*
Hojo: Ummm what am I doing here?
Fluffy: It's obvious. You, human, and the wolf demon over there are here to make my stupid hanyou brother jealous. Why am I here is what I wanna know.
Author: *watches the scene as Kouga runs over and hugs Kagome while InuYasha gets pissed* Because fluffy *watches as Sesshoumaru glares at her* I needed a sane demon here.
Fluffy: Understandable. And Wench stop calling me fluffy.
InuYasha: But you still don't own me.
Author: Sadly no *hangs head in sadness*
Kagome: But you can be our friends!
Shippou: Yeah!
Author: Really?! You guys mean it?!
Sango: Of course!
InuYasha: WHAT! AFTER WHAT SHE DID TO ME! *Flashes back to the revenge sessions* *shivers* SHE'S EVIL!
Author: *sniff sniff*
Miroku: Now look what you did you made the almighty author cry!
Shippou: Don't worry author lady I'll cheer you up!
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"Ah what a beautiful day!"
"Yeah sure whatever"
"The only thing that could make is better is having a beautiful woman to talk to!"
"Yeah sure Miroku 'talk' to. Right"
"Surely you don't mean what your implying InuYasha."
"Surely I do!" replied InuYasha. It had been 3 days since they had left the castle and all that had happened was that Miroku had gotten a total of 25 smacks, 26 no's to his 'will you bear my child' question and had 4 angry men chase them away.
"This is boring!"
"Oh stop complaining InuYasha!" Miroku said.
"Yeah stop complaining you weak hanyou!" called out a concealed Hiten.
"So you decided to fallow us did you now Hiten?" said Miroku.
"Actually we came to kill you two."
"We?"
"Yeah Miroku don't you remember? Hiten never goes any where without his older brother Maten to baby-sit him. He's hidding in those trees now that I stop and smell around. Though why I couldn't smell his stench right away is beyond me. Do you think I'm catching a cold Miroku?"
"Maybe."
"Your nose maybe good InuYasha" said Maten "But you most certainly aren't good ENOUGH!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~With the Girls*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kagome are we there yet?"
"No Shippou not yet."
"Shippou it'll take us at least 3 maybe 4 more days to get to the castle and any way." Sango was cut off when a large last was heard up ahead.
"That sounded like thunder!" said kagome.
"And it looked like lightning!" exclaimed Sango.
"THE THUNDER BROTHERS!" Shippou screamed and they ran to where they heard the sound and boy where they surprised.
They saw 2 teenaged boys fighting 2 teenaged boys. This usually wouldn't be surprising but they boys themselves where.
One looked like a holy man , a monk probably, with black hair pulled back into a pony tail wearing a purple robe he. He had a covering on his hand. He was trying his best to fend of 2 of the others, ones which the girls assumed to be the thunder brothers, with a gold staff.
The other non-thunder brother had silver hair down to his waist. He was wearing (A/N: ok I won't change his outfit right now but he will have to wear Kyrrian clothes later) a red outfit. It had baggy pants and a red jacket over a white shirt. (A/N: No idea what it's actually called so if you wanna you know tell me go ahead! Thanks!) He was using his claws to fight of the thunder brothers which confused the onlookers because he had a sword tied around his waist.
It also appeared to the girls like these boys where losing.
Sango rolled her eyes and looked at Kagome each thinking the same thing. ~ Do we HAVE to help? ~ And they both knew the answer.
A demon exterminator never backs away from a person in need. Or so Sango's father had said while training them.
"I suppose we ought to help"
"Yeah. Plus we gotta help Shippou avenger his parents" Kagome said looking down at the little kitsune.
~ He isn't strong enough to fight ~ Kagome thought ~ Oh well here goes nothing. ~
" Shippou go with Nightfire and hide in the bushes both of you. Don't protest!" She said warning both of them seeing the look on there faces, or at least on Shippou's face and in Nightfire's eyes. "We need you guys safe ok? I'll avenge your parents Shippou ok?"
"OK but be careful Kagome! You to Sango!"
"Yessums! Ok lets get going Sango" and with that she took out her bows and arrows (A/N: she already had out her sword and dagger was hidden in her boot like her mother) and made the bag small which she tied to her belt.
While she was doing this Sango had gotten into her Demon exterminating out, which she wore under her regular clothing. It also appeared that the boys hadn't even noticed them because 1:they where up wind 2:they where well hidden and 3: they where to busy fighting
"Come on Kagome lets get this over with."
"A bit over confidant are we?"
"No."
"I see, well lets go!"
Kagome and Sango came out of the trees with their weapons ready. Kagome with her bow and Sango with Hiraikotsu her giant boomerang made of demon bones. No one but the monk noticed them.
"Are you the Thunder Brothers?" Kagome asked in a tone, which made every boy turn around and look at them.
"So what if we are you human wench?!" said the one fighting silver hair.
"We have a bone to pick with you." Said Sango leaning on Hiraikotsu.
"Really, well you'll have to wait till I'm done with these two idiots. Then we'll have time to play with you two pretties!" he replied.
"Well I suppose that would be ok if we weren't kinda pressed for time." Kagome said sighing making the 2 girls seem as if they didn't know what they where doing. " How about this! We take care of your first! After all ladies first right?!"
"Right!" Sango said after her.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*The boys point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
~ What the hell are those human wenches thinking?! They'll be killed! ~ InuYasha thought.
"Very well ladies we could use some entertainment. These fools are getting boring." Maten said as he and his brother moved away from InuYasha and Miroku.
"Damn wusses going after a bunch of human girls!"
"SHUTUP SILVER HAIR!" yelled the one with her hair pulled back into a pony tail and was wearing a black jump suit.
"Yeah we know what we're doing! You just take care of your friend over there!" said the one dressed in Kyrrian clothing.
"You know wench you look a lot like that bitch Kikyo, don't you think Hiten?"
"Yes I do brother."
"Well ain't that nice Sango. I have a twin."
"Yes very nice Kagome."
"Well this is getting boring. Whaddya say we end this?"
"I whole heartily agree!" and with that they both attacked at once.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Girls point of view*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sango threw her boomerang at the one called Hiten, which just barely missed him. It did though knock off the last of the hairs on his head.
"You BITCH! YOU CUT OFF MY PRECIOUS HAIR! I WILL KILL YOU!" yelled Hiten.
All of this took place while Kagome brought up her bow and Shot Maten right in the shoulder.
"Ha bitch! Those puny arrows don't hurt me!"
"Shows what you know" Kagome said as she brought out her miko powers in her arrow causing it to explode.
"You BITCH! YOU'RE A FUCKING MIKO!"
"Wow your fast." Was Kagome's sarcastic reply. Little known to him, Kagome could only do a few of these at once. But the ones she did do left plenty of damage.
Maten's left arm was almost fallen off and his shoulder was a huge bloody mess. The muscle tissue and bones where practically gone and he was losing blood fast.
"I'LL KILL YOU!" he said.
"Wow Kag. Mine just said that exact same thing to me! All I did was knock of the rest of his hairs from his bald head!"
"There brothers what do you expect?"
"Wanna finish this off?"
"Sure!" Kagome said.
She took out her dagger unseen and charged it with her miko power while Sango got ready to throw again. (A/N: Where's Kirara through all this you may ask. Well umm.She's helping Miroku and InuYasha! Yeah! That's it!)
" We'll kill you BITCHES!" Screamed both brothers.
"We think not!" replied both girls as they each threw their weapons.
Sango's boomerang cut Hiten right in half. He didn't even know what hit him. I just went clean through.
Kagome's on the other hand was messy. It blew up, well noth the dagger the body it was logged in blew up, and sent blod every which way. Luckily Kagome had expected this and raised a shield against it.
"Nice job Kagome. All nice and dirty."
"Shut up! I would have done a better job but they where annoying me and I wanted it over!" Kagome replied as she wiped her dagger clean and put it away.
"YEAH KAGOME AND SANGO! YOU GUYS DID IT!" Shippou said as he and Nightfire came out of their hiding spot. He jumped up into Kagome's arms and gave her big bug as Nightfire came to check and make sure her master was ok.
"Hey what about me? Don't I get a hug?" Sango asked.
"Ok!" said Shippou as he bounced over to Sango and gave her a hug then bounced back to Kagome.
"You guys where so cool! With all those explosions and stuff!"
"Yes you two did an exhalent job. Now may I ask the name of two such beautiful and courageous women as yourselves?" Said a voice from behind them.
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Author: *laughing*
Shippou, Kagome, Kaede, and Sango: *laughing*
InuYasha: WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS LAUGHING AT?!
Author: Shippou said something funny!
Miroku: Really? What was it.
Sango: For our ears only monk.
Kagome *giggle* yep!
InuYasha: Stupid brat!
Kagome: SIT! *you can hear a thump and a curse out of InuYasha*
Author: Oh that reminds me *Whips out note cards* lets see lets see oh yeah here we are! Number one on the list! THANKYOU EVERYBODY WHO REVIEWED! Lol ok next on the list..*flips cards* Ok ummm oh yeah! If you guys have any questions just ask. Lets see.... OH YEAH! Hey Kagome!
Kagome: Yes?
Author: You've gotta a fan actually you have a couple!
Kagome: What?
Author: Come on in boys! *in comes Kouga, Hojo, and Fluffy*
Hojo: Ummm what am I doing here?
Fluffy: It's obvious. You, human, and the wolf demon over there are here to make my stupid hanyou brother jealous. Why am I here is what I wanna know.
Author: *watches the scene as Kouga runs over and hugs Kagome while InuYasha gets pissed* Because fluffy *watches as Sesshoumaru glares at her* I needed a sane demon here.
Fluffy: Understandable. And Wench stop calling me fluffy.