Disclaimer: No, I don't own Freddy or Jason or anything except myself.
The scene is an old, foggy graveyard. This is a special graveyard; the tombstones never say the same thing twice (if they can be read at all), it is always a moonless, starless night, and there is no natural sound whatsoever. Yes, it is the graveyard of dreams (dundunduuuuuun *lightning crashes*).
Round 1: Bill the Hat
Ieva (humming): Where once was light, now darkness falls. Where once was love, love is no more. Don't say goodbye. Don't say I didn't try…saaaay, how did I wind up here? Last time I looked up, I was in a banana covered library. Oh, well, I guess I'll just walk around until I wind up somewhere else. *wanders about vaguely and starts humming again*
*Freddy jumps out from behind a tombstone and waves his claws in a 'menacing' way*
Freddy: Time to die!
Ieva: Eh?
Freddy: I said time to DIE! Shouldn't you be screaming and trying to run away!?!
Ieva: Why would I do that?
Freddy: Because I'm going to kill you! Don't you know who I am?
Ieva: Noooo…wait! You're either Jason or Freddy; I can never get them right.
Freddy: I'm FREDDY!
Ieva: I thought Freddy was the one with the hockey mask.
Freddy: NO! That's JASON!
Ieva: Ooooh. So Freddy is the one with the claws, and Jason is the one with the mask, right?
Freddy: YES. Now are you going to scream and try to run away?
Ieva: No.
Freddy: AAARRRGH!!!
Ieva: *snicker snort giggle*
Freddy: WHAT is so FUNNY?
Ieva: Your hat. That is the *snicker* stupidest hat I have ever seen.*giggle*
Freddy: Is NOT! *hugs hat* Don't make fun of Bill!
Ieva: Bill? The hat has a name?
Freddy: Yes, he does. You're so insensitive! First you get me mixed up with Jason, now you insult my hat! I'm leaving! *Freddy runs off crying and Ieva goes back to her other dream*