Disclaimer: I own no more then I did last time so please don't bother me
about it. Lol unless your willing to sell! Lol actually not even then cause
I have no money to buy it with! NOOOO!!!!
InuYasha: HA HA! OUR AUTHOR IS BROKE!
Author: Yes well what I lack in money I make up in happiness and friends!
Shippou and Rin: YEAH!
Kagome: InuYasha it's not nice to comment on people's wealth like that.
Hojo and Kouga: Yeah that's right InuYasha!
InuYasha: Shut up you two! You'll say anything to agree with Kagome!
Hojo and Kouga: Yep! That's why she likes us better!
Kagome, Sango, Shippou, Miroku, Kaede, and Rin: *rolls eyes think ~ Here we go again ~*
Sesshoumaru: Stop it you three! The faster you get over your frivolous argument the faster the author can get on with her story.
Author: YEAH! Thank you fluffy for sticking up for me! As a thank you *uses powers as an author to regenerate his arm* There you go!
Sesshoumaru: Thank you wench but what did I say about calling me fluffy?
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The girls turned around and found it was the human of the two asking(A/N: They're demon exterminators! Of course they can tell! Lol)
"Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to tell him. Right?" Sango asked Kagome in that position people often get in to to ponder things. You know, cocky stance with one hand under the chin kind of thing.
"Yes well I'm Kagome and my friend over there is Sango. The little one here is Shippou."
"Hi!" Shippou interrupted. Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"Anyway. Like I was saying he's Shippou, the demon over there is Kirara, and the horse is Nightfire."
"It's very nice to meet you all. My name is Miroku." He said then ran up to Sango and grabbed her hand.
"Sango."
"Um.Yeah?" Sango said nervously.
"Will you bear my child?"
"AHHH! HENTAI!!!!!!!!" She screamed and hit him over the head with Hiraikotsu.
"Miroku your such an idiot." Said the silver haired teenager who was with him.
"May I introduce you two lovely ladies."
"and demon!"
Miroku sighed" And demon, to my traveling companion, InuYasha."
"Isn't that the name of the prince of Kyrria?" Kagome asked. She didn't think the prince she was looking for would be traveling alone, she didn't think of Miroku as a guard, in a demon-infested forest. Nor that he would be a hanyou.
"Yes it is you have a problem with that wench?!"
"Excuse me! WENCH?! We just saved your but! AND YOUR CALLING ME WENCH?!"
"We could've handled them you bitches! We're demons!"
"The heck you are!" (A/N: ok I know this is a bit OC but she wouldn't run away and cry in this story! Sorry if you don't like it!)
"Yeah that's right!" cried out Sango.
"Oh and what would you two little girls know about it hmmm?"
"WHY YOU ARROGANT BUTHEAD!" said an enraged Kagome. ~ We just risked our lives for him? ~
"WE are demon exterminators! I can tell that Miroku is a human!"
"Yeah and I can tell you , InuYasha, are a HANYOU dog demon!" Said Kagome agreeing with Sango.
~ How does that bitch know?! No one but Miroku, uncle, and some of the palace staff knows! ~ InuYasha thought.
"You two are very good demon exterminators. Please forgive my friend he gets cranky if he didn't win the fight."
"Shut up Miroku they could be enemies!"
"Yeah that's us." Sango said sarcastically.
"Yeah I know Sango, we save are next victims then we skin 'em alive!"
"EWWWWW!!! YOU DO?!" Screamed Shippou.
"Not really Shippou. We were being sarcastic." Kagome said laughing.
"What are you 2 ladies, and demon," Miroku added remembering Shippou " doing in the forests of Kyrria?"
Kagome shook her head so slightly that she only thought Sango would see.
Unfortunately InuYasha could to.
~ She's not gonna tell us why! That Bitch! I am the prince of these lands she should tell me! ~
~ But she doesn't know your prince she just knows that the prince has the same name ~ argued another part of him.
~ Shut up! ~
~ Make me! ~
"Ummm what's up with him Miroku?" Sango asked. While InuYasha was yelling at himself, internally I remind you, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango had moved over and started a fire for camp. During this Kagome told a fake story of how they where on an adventure from home and they had chosen Kyrria because Kagome had once had family here and they told her that the capital city was beautiful.
" Oh don't mind him he'll come out of his inner struggle after we start cooking."
"Do you guys like ramen?" Kagome asked taking some out. (A/N: lol I know it wouldn't be around in mid-evil times but umm it's a different dimension! Yeah! That's it!)
"RAMEN?!"
"Oh did I forget to mention, ramen's his favorite food!" the monk said laughing.
"Well I don't know if we should give him any. I mean after all he called us bitches and Kagome a wench."
"Yeah we ain't gonna give you any!"
"Sango, Shippou, you guys. We're the nice ones remember this."
"Yeah remember that! Now give me some ramen woman!"
"What do you say?"
"NOW!!"
"InuYasha you need to be polite to ladies"
"Yeah InuYasha you should listen to Miroku!" Shippou said as he stuck out his tongue at him.
"Why you little."
"Stop it you two! Shippou leave InuYasha be. Let his friend Miroku teach him manners." Kagome said interrupting him. Hearing this Shippou stuck his tongue out, once again, at InuYasha causing him to reach out to hit Shippou. But he was stopped by Kagome.
"And you InuYasha. You shall behave. Go. Take Miroku and find some more firewood we'll run out soon. Sango will you take care of Nightfire and Kirara. Shippou and I will make Ramen."
"Ok lady Kagome. Come on InuYasha." Miroku said dragging an angered InuYasha behind him.
"I'll take care of Nightfire and Kirara can take care of herself."
"OK! Come on Shippou we better start dinner." Kagome said and with that they started gathering supplies.
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"That bitch. Ordering me around like a servant. I'm prince of this land!"
"Shut up InuYasha. You know perfectly well she doesn't know."
"You always take a beautiful woman's side."
"What?!" Miroku said shocked "Do my ears deceive me? Did the great InuYasha just call a woman beautiful?!"
"Shut it Miroku. I'm just looking at it from your point of view. You see anything with breasts as beautiful!"
"I am offended!"
"Oh get over it! Now lets get the wench her oh so precious fire wood."
"Ok" and with that Miroku walked off in a different direction of the forest.
~ Good. Now that he's not busting my chops I can think ~ InuYasha thought as he walked collecting firewood.
~ Stupid wench. Making me say things I don't wanna say. Sure she's beautiful, and powerful, and smart, and. ~ InuYasha mentally slapped himself. ~ WHAT I AM THINKING?! STOP IT INUYASHA! ~
"InuYasha! Miroku! Dinner's ready!" He heard Kagome yell.
~ Stupid Ka. wench ~ he thought catching himself ~ Call all the demons about will she. ~ When he got back he could small the ramen cooking.
"That shit better be done. And it better taste good."
"well if you wanna go eat 'Shit' go stand by Nightfire but Kagome cooked us ramen." Sango replied.
"Thanks for all the wood InuYasha." Kagome said startling him.
~ What's this wench pulling? ~
"So, InuYasha do you want ramen or not?"
"Fine but if I die I'll haunt you."
"Fine with me."
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Will you two stop?" Sango asked stopping from her eating.
"Ok Sango."
"Feh"
Miroku rolled his eyes. ~ InuYasha you better not ruing my chance with Sango. ~
"Kagome?"
"Yes Shippou?"
"Why are we staying with Miroku and Dog-face?"
"DOG-FACE?! BRAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Because Shippou it's custom that after someone saves your life you owe them." Miroku replied cutting his friend off.
"I don't owe that bitch anything!"
"I don't want anything from him!" InuYasha and Kagome said at the same time pointing at each other.
Miroku sighed.
"Shut up you two babies he was only kidding." Sango said ending the argument, or at least she thought.
"InuYasha please refrain from swearing and using foul language around Shippou. He's going to learn bad habits." Asked a polite Kagome.
~ I don't wanna start another fight with him. He'll just start swearing again. Although he dose look pretty cute when he's angry. Wait! What am I saying?! Oh never mind. ~
"I will swear where ever I DAMN well please. Fuck you and the brat!" InuYasha said causing Sango and Miroku to look at each other both thinking the same thing. This was gonna be a long night.
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Author: So Sango, Miroku, Kaede, Shippou, Rin, Fluffy what do you guys think so far? *you can hear Kouga and InuYasha fighting in the background and Hojo ran off some where cause he was a chicken.*
Sango: I like! Miroku has yet to grope me!
Miroku: I thought you said Sango was mine?
Author: No you said you wanted her. I never said I would!
Kaede: Aye. She hath fooled ye there Miroku.
Shippou: Rin this is boring lets go play!
Rin: OK! *The children run off to play*
Author: Well fluffy? How about you?
Sesshoumaru: It is adequate for a human now stop calling me 'fluffy'
Author: Nah. I think I'll use my powers once again to rename you fluffy for this fanfic!
Fluffy: Fine you may call me fluffy but the rest of you MUST call me Sesshoumaru.
InuYasha: Nope! Fluffy all the way!
Fluffy: I will kill you now brother *Runs after him*
Author: *sees the children playing, Kaede talking to Sango and Miroku about the story, Fluffy chasing InuYasha, Hojo cowering in the corner, and Kouga trying to get Kagome to come with him and be 'his woman'* well umm review I guess! PLEASE review! PLEASE PLEASE! With sugar and cherries!
InuYasha: HA HA! OUR AUTHOR IS BROKE!
Author: Yes well what I lack in money I make up in happiness and friends!
Shippou and Rin: YEAH!
Kagome: InuYasha it's not nice to comment on people's wealth like that.
Hojo and Kouga: Yeah that's right InuYasha!
InuYasha: Shut up you two! You'll say anything to agree with Kagome!
Hojo and Kouga: Yep! That's why she likes us better!
Kagome, Sango, Shippou, Miroku, Kaede, and Rin: *rolls eyes think ~ Here we go again ~*
Sesshoumaru: Stop it you three! The faster you get over your frivolous argument the faster the author can get on with her story.
Author: YEAH! Thank you fluffy for sticking up for me! As a thank you *uses powers as an author to regenerate his arm* There you go!
Sesshoumaru: Thank you wench but what did I say about calling me fluffy?
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The girls turned around and found it was the human of the two asking(A/N: They're demon exterminators! Of course they can tell! Lol)
"Well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to tell him. Right?" Sango asked Kagome in that position people often get in to to ponder things. You know, cocky stance with one hand under the chin kind of thing.
"Yes well I'm Kagome and my friend over there is Sango. The little one here is Shippou."
"Hi!" Shippou interrupted. Kagome and Sango rolled their eyes.
"Anyway. Like I was saying he's Shippou, the demon over there is Kirara, and the horse is Nightfire."
"It's very nice to meet you all. My name is Miroku." He said then ran up to Sango and grabbed her hand.
"Sango."
"Um.Yeah?" Sango said nervously.
"Will you bear my child?"
"AHHH! HENTAI!!!!!!!!" She screamed and hit him over the head with Hiraikotsu.
"Miroku your such an idiot." Said the silver haired teenager who was with him.
"May I introduce you two lovely ladies."
"and demon!"
Miroku sighed" And demon, to my traveling companion, InuYasha."
"Isn't that the name of the prince of Kyrria?" Kagome asked. She didn't think the prince she was looking for would be traveling alone, she didn't think of Miroku as a guard, in a demon-infested forest. Nor that he would be a hanyou.
"Yes it is you have a problem with that wench?!"
"Excuse me! WENCH?! We just saved your but! AND YOUR CALLING ME WENCH?!"
"We could've handled them you bitches! We're demons!"
"The heck you are!" (A/N: ok I know this is a bit OC but she wouldn't run away and cry in this story! Sorry if you don't like it!)
"Yeah that's right!" cried out Sango.
"Oh and what would you two little girls know about it hmmm?"
"WHY YOU ARROGANT BUTHEAD!" said an enraged Kagome. ~ We just risked our lives for him? ~
"WE are demon exterminators! I can tell that Miroku is a human!"
"Yeah and I can tell you , InuYasha, are a HANYOU dog demon!" Said Kagome agreeing with Sango.
~ How does that bitch know?! No one but Miroku, uncle, and some of the palace staff knows! ~ InuYasha thought.
"You two are very good demon exterminators. Please forgive my friend he gets cranky if he didn't win the fight."
"Shut up Miroku they could be enemies!"
"Yeah that's us." Sango said sarcastically.
"Yeah I know Sango, we save are next victims then we skin 'em alive!"
"EWWWWW!!! YOU DO?!" Screamed Shippou.
"Not really Shippou. We were being sarcastic." Kagome said laughing.
"What are you 2 ladies, and demon," Miroku added remembering Shippou " doing in the forests of Kyrria?"
Kagome shook her head so slightly that she only thought Sango would see.
Unfortunately InuYasha could to.
~ She's not gonna tell us why! That Bitch! I am the prince of these lands she should tell me! ~
~ But she doesn't know your prince she just knows that the prince has the same name ~ argued another part of him.
~ Shut up! ~
~ Make me! ~
"Ummm what's up with him Miroku?" Sango asked. While InuYasha was yelling at himself, internally I remind you, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango had moved over and started a fire for camp. During this Kagome told a fake story of how they where on an adventure from home and they had chosen Kyrria because Kagome had once had family here and they told her that the capital city was beautiful.
" Oh don't mind him he'll come out of his inner struggle after we start cooking."
"Do you guys like ramen?" Kagome asked taking some out. (A/N: lol I know it wouldn't be around in mid-evil times but umm it's a different dimension! Yeah! That's it!)
"RAMEN?!"
"Oh did I forget to mention, ramen's his favorite food!" the monk said laughing.
"Well I don't know if we should give him any. I mean after all he called us bitches and Kagome a wench."
"Yeah we ain't gonna give you any!"
"Sango, Shippou, you guys. We're the nice ones remember this."
"Yeah remember that! Now give me some ramen woman!"
"What do you say?"
"NOW!!"
"InuYasha you need to be polite to ladies"
"Yeah InuYasha you should listen to Miroku!" Shippou said as he stuck out his tongue at him.
"Why you little."
"Stop it you two! Shippou leave InuYasha be. Let his friend Miroku teach him manners." Kagome said interrupting him. Hearing this Shippou stuck his tongue out, once again, at InuYasha causing him to reach out to hit Shippou. But he was stopped by Kagome.
"And you InuYasha. You shall behave. Go. Take Miroku and find some more firewood we'll run out soon. Sango will you take care of Nightfire and Kirara. Shippou and I will make Ramen."
"Ok lady Kagome. Come on InuYasha." Miroku said dragging an angered InuYasha behind him.
"I'll take care of Nightfire and Kirara can take care of herself."
"OK! Come on Shippou we better start dinner." Kagome said and with that they started gathering supplies.
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"That bitch. Ordering me around like a servant. I'm prince of this land!"
"Shut up InuYasha. You know perfectly well she doesn't know."
"You always take a beautiful woman's side."
"What?!" Miroku said shocked "Do my ears deceive me? Did the great InuYasha just call a woman beautiful?!"
"Shut it Miroku. I'm just looking at it from your point of view. You see anything with breasts as beautiful!"
"I am offended!"
"Oh get over it! Now lets get the wench her oh so precious fire wood."
"Ok" and with that Miroku walked off in a different direction of the forest.
~ Good. Now that he's not busting my chops I can think ~ InuYasha thought as he walked collecting firewood.
~ Stupid wench. Making me say things I don't wanna say. Sure she's beautiful, and powerful, and smart, and. ~ InuYasha mentally slapped himself. ~ WHAT I AM THINKING?! STOP IT INUYASHA! ~
"InuYasha! Miroku! Dinner's ready!" He heard Kagome yell.
~ Stupid Ka. wench ~ he thought catching himself ~ Call all the demons about will she. ~ When he got back he could small the ramen cooking.
"That shit better be done. And it better taste good."
"well if you wanna go eat 'Shit' go stand by Nightfire but Kagome cooked us ramen." Sango replied.
"Thanks for all the wood InuYasha." Kagome said startling him.
~ What's this wench pulling? ~
"So, InuYasha do you want ramen or not?"
"Fine but if I die I'll haunt you."
"Fine with me."
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Will you two stop?" Sango asked stopping from her eating.
"Ok Sango."
"Feh"
Miroku rolled his eyes. ~ InuYasha you better not ruing my chance with Sango. ~
"Kagome?"
"Yes Shippou?"
"Why are we staying with Miroku and Dog-face?"
"DOG-FACE?! BRAT I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Because Shippou it's custom that after someone saves your life you owe them." Miroku replied cutting his friend off.
"I don't owe that bitch anything!"
"I don't want anything from him!" InuYasha and Kagome said at the same time pointing at each other.
Miroku sighed.
"Shut up you two babies he was only kidding." Sango said ending the argument, or at least she thought.
"InuYasha please refrain from swearing and using foul language around Shippou. He's going to learn bad habits." Asked a polite Kagome.
~ I don't wanna start another fight with him. He'll just start swearing again. Although he dose look pretty cute when he's angry. Wait! What am I saying?! Oh never mind. ~
"I will swear where ever I DAMN well please. Fuck you and the brat!" InuYasha said causing Sango and Miroku to look at each other both thinking the same thing. This was gonna be a long night.
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Author: So Sango, Miroku, Kaede, Shippou, Rin, Fluffy what do you guys think so far? *you can hear Kouga and InuYasha fighting in the background and Hojo ran off some where cause he was a chicken.*
Sango: I like! Miroku has yet to grope me!
Miroku: I thought you said Sango was mine?
Author: No you said you wanted her. I never said I would!
Kaede: Aye. She hath fooled ye there Miroku.
Shippou: Rin this is boring lets go play!
Rin: OK! *The children run off to play*
Author: Well fluffy? How about you?
Sesshoumaru: It is adequate for a human now stop calling me 'fluffy'
Author: Nah. I think I'll use my powers once again to rename you fluffy for this fanfic!
Fluffy: Fine you may call me fluffy but the rest of you MUST call me Sesshoumaru.
InuYasha: Nope! Fluffy all the way!
Fluffy: I will kill you now brother *Runs after him*
Author: *sees the children playing, Kaede talking to Sango and Miroku about the story, Fluffy chasing InuYasha, Hojo cowering in the corner, and Kouga trying to get Kagome to come with him and be 'his woman'* well umm review I guess! PLEASE review! PLEASE PLEASE! With sugar and cherries!