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Round 2: Freddy Strikes Back

The next night…

Ieva:  Oh lookie, I'm back here again!  I wonder where Frodo is.

Freddy (stepping out from behind a tombstone):  My name is FREDDY!  FRED-DY!  GET IT RIGHT!

Ieva:  Well geeze, sor-ry.  It's not my fault you have a weird name.

Freddy: It's not as weird as Frodo!

Ieva: But Frodo is so way cooler. 

Freddy: *clutches his head and mutters to himself for a few minutes* Ok, I summoned you back here, because nobody insults me and gets away with it! *raises claw things*

Ieva: Ooooooo!  Shiny pointy thingies!  Can I try them on?

Freddy: NO!  MINE!  MY OWN! *hiss*

Ieva: You sound just like Gollum, you know that right?

Freddy: Who the heck is Gollum?

Ieva:  You don't know who GOLLUM is!?!  Where have you been, under a rock? *launches into a rendition of Gollum's life history, complete with voice effects*

5 hours later…

Ieva:  And then Gollum bites Frodo's finger off, but loses his balance and falls into Mount Doom, thus destroying the Ring and becoming the true hero, because Frodo was being an idiot and even though he carried the Ring to Mordor, Gollum had it longer, and was the one who actually destroyed it.  Hey, have you been listening?

Freddy: *wakes up* Yes, yes, whatever.  Ok, you are the single most annoying person I have ever had to deal with.  You insult me, lecture me, and you are constantly getting me off track!  Now I am going to run you through! *raises claws again*

Ieva: My claws are cooler than yours.

Freddy: What claws?  You don't have any claws.

Ieva: Hang on, let me change personalities. *closes her eyes, then sprouts cat ears, fangs, and long claws* There, now I've got my cat demon personality!  Look, my claws are poisonous!

Freddy: What…where…when…HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!

Ieva: It's quite simple really.  Since this is a dream, I can change my dream personalities at will!  Most people's dream personalities are exactly like themselves because they aren't creative.  But I am in the Sci-Fi Club, and we find our dream personality very quickly.  I actually have several.

Freddy: You are a very strange little girl.

Ieva: WHAT DO YOU MEAN LITTLE GIRL!?!  I'M NOT LITTLE!  YOU ARE SO DEAD! *lunges at Freddy with teeth bared and claws dripping poisonous fluid*

Freddy: *runs*

Ieva: *chases*

But then, fortunately for Freddy, Ieva's mother woke her up for school.  Freddy had just enough time to stick his tongue out at Ieva before she disappeared.