AN: please don't take offense, I was just really bored, and I had writers block for a while, this was just a bit of fluff I felt like writing to get my descriptive juices going, haha. Anyway, enjoy, I had fun writing this.
"Oh my!" A very beautiful and intelligent girl cried loudly in the middle of the night.
"My family has suddenly acquired a horrible secret that I have accidentally walked in on. They are now out to kill me, I should hide with a large group of horny boys to be safe from them." She had an awful habit of saying her mind, but a great luck of no one hearing her thoughts.
She contemplated how horrible it was to be stuck out on the streets. How completely awful it was, in her ripped garments, she would never get a singing gig dressed like this.
Her aimless walking led her to a shabby building, and going on a whim, she entered. She walked up to the front desk where a blessed old man was doodling on a notepad, it read: My teenage ambitions.
"Excuse me sir," she began, "Is there any possible way that I could be a newsie, though I seemingly have no idea what a newsie is, I have a secret power that makes me a terrific liar. Would you be interested in letting me stay for free?"
He nodded his head feebly and pointed to the open bunk room door. Nodding her head in return, she let her stunning, shining, coiled, golden hair bounce as she walked; it went all the way to her butt, what a glorious site it was.