THE ASHTRIX:CHAPTER 5
Ok so heres chapter 5! I just wanna thank Nick porter for a sec for giving me a great plot thread!
i was laying down in my room, it had been two weeks since the attack on the city.Rumor around here is that I scared off the deadites temporarily, but i've been thinking.I dont think that them deadites would be scared that easily, something's up.
"Ash!"a voice rung out on the intercom to my room,It was Bruce.
"Yeah what?"I sneered.
"There is a HUGE problem, we need your help immedietly!!"
"Yeah yeah ill be there"I said as i got up and walked down to the council HQ.
When i arrived i noticed that all the council members were acting very strange.
"Ash!Ivan,Ted and Sam are all doing shtick!They wont stop slapping each other,poking their eyes and making constant futile attempts at carpentry!"Said Bruce.
"Really??"I asked
"Yes we have our best clerics determined to find what type of vile curse has been put on them.We suspect the Necronomicon has something to do with it."Said Bruce
"Hmm.I think i know whats wrong with them."I bellowed
"You do!"Shreiked one of the clerics
"Yeah, i seen it before."
I walked up to Sam and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ah a wiseguy eh?Whaddya want!"Said Sam
"Uh, what is your name?"
"Why im Moe of course!"He said.
"And I am Larry!"Said Ivan
"I'm Curly,nyuk nyuk nyuk!"Said Ted
"My god.They've been Stooged!"Said Bruce
"Damn those deadites, damn them!"
"Wait wait wait.Hold on,where is Rob?"I said
"I don't know, hes gone missing!"Said Bruce.
"Missing!The deadites must have got him.But why Rob?"
"Well, Rob was the keeper of the lost pages of the necronomicon.They must have taken him so we couldnt cure Ivan,Ted and Sam here.You see it was in those pages where a cures for malevolent spells were."Bruce explained.
"I see so if we get those pages back then we can cure the council!"
"Well yes...but--"
"But what?"
"They probably kept him at the deadite castle"
"THE DEADITE CASTLE!!!"Yelled the clerics,the young soldier and the gaurds around us simutanously.
"Deadites have castles?"I said.
"Yes!But this castle, whenever somebody ventured off to it, they never returned."said a cleric.
"Well they were probably killed and turned into a deadite."I said sarcasticly.
"How do you think the other 'One' died!"Said Bruce.
"I dunno, i guess he was just careless, unlike me."
"Are you saying that you are willing to rescue Rob from the castle?"
"Oh god no! i was just---"
"Brilliant idea Ash!! we rescue Rob, get the pages of the necronomicon and cure the council!"Said Bruce
"Who whoa whoa!You misread me there amigo!I said tha--"
"Yes, that might just work!"Said a cleric.
"What!NO!" i yelled
" I see, then we must travel to the scary castle and encounter dangerous risks aplenty!"Said Bruce
"NO!ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!CANT YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING!!!"I screamed.
"Yes yes, briliiant plan Ash, you really are the "Two"!"Said the young soldier.
"Why i oughtta!"Said Sam as he slapped Ted.
"Whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop!"yelled out Ted as he got chased by Sam with a hammer.
"Ok, i'll go to the castle if it can stop that."I said
Ok so heres chapter 5! I just wanna thank Nick porter for a sec for giving me a great plot thread!
i was laying down in my room, it had been two weeks since the attack on the city.Rumor around here is that I scared off the deadites temporarily, but i've been thinking.I dont think that them deadites would be scared that easily, something's up.
"Ash!"a voice rung out on the intercom to my room,It was Bruce.
"Yeah what?"I sneered.
"There is a HUGE problem, we need your help immedietly!!"
"Yeah yeah ill be there"I said as i got up and walked down to the council HQ.
When i arrived i noticed that all the council members were acting very strange.
"Ash!Ivan,Ted and Sam are all doing shtick!They wont stop slapping each other,poking their eyes and making constant futile attempts at carpentry!"Said Bruce.
"Really??"I asked
"Yes we have our best clerics determined to find what type of vile curse has been put on them.We suspect the Necronomicon has something to do with it."Said Bruce
"Hmm.I think i know whats wrong with them."I bellowed
"You do!"Shreiked one of the clerics
"Yeah, i seen it before."
I walked up to Sam and tapped him on the shoulder.
"Ah a wiseguy eh?Whaddya want!"Said Sam
"Uh, what is your name?"
"Why im Moe of course!"He said.
"And I am Larry!"Said Ivan
"I'm Curly,nyuk nyuk nyuk!"Said Ted
"My god.They've been Stooged!"Said Bruce
"Damn those deadites, damn them!"
"Wait wait wait.Hold on,where is Rob?"I said
"I don't know, hes gone missing!"Said Bruce.
"Missing!The deadites must have got him.But why Rob?"
"Well, Rob was the keeper of the lost pages of the necronomicon.They must have taken him so we couldnt cure Ivan,Ted and Sam here.You see it was in those pages where a cures for malevolent spells were."Bruce explained.
"I see so if we get those pages back then we can cure the council!"
"Well yes...but--"
"But what?"
"They probably kept him at the deadite castle"
"THE DEADITE CASTLE!!!"Yelled the clerics,the young soldier and the gaurds around us simutanously.
"Deadites have castles?"I said.
"Yes!But this castle, whenever somebody ventured off to it, they never returned."said a cleric.
"Well they were probably killed and turned into a deadite."I said sarcasticly.
"How do you think the other 'One' died!"Said Bruce.
"I dunno, i guess he was just careless, unlike me."
"Are you saying that you are willing to rescue Rob from the castle?"
"Oh god no! i was just---"
"Brilliant idea Ash!! we rescue Rob, get the pages of the necronomicon and cure the council!"Said Bruce
"Who whoa whoa!You misread me there amigo!I said tha--"
"Yes, that might just work!"Said a cleric.
"What!NO!" i yelled
" I see, then we must travel to the scary castle and encounter dangerous risks aplenty!"Said Bruce
"NO!ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!CANT YOU HEAR WHAT I AM SAYING!!!"I screamed.
"Yes yes, briliiant plan Ash, you really are the "Two"!"Said the young soldier.
"Why i oughtta!"Said Sam as he slapped Ted.
"Whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop,whoop!"yelled out Ted as he got chased by Sam with a hammer.
"Ok, i'll go to the castle if it can stop that."I said