Disclaimer: I have yet to own InuYasha so stop asking!
Fluffy: What took you so long to write human.
Author: I had it written I just didn't have time to type! I've been doing other things!
Kagome: Yes. She had to write her other Fanfics as well!
InuYasha: Wench I thought you said you could handle it!
Author: Fine fine! How about for every one chapter I put up else where I have to add a chapter to this before moving on?
Shippou: Okie dokie! *shakes authors hand* deal!
Fluffy: Kitsune we need to talk. A demon such as your self needs to learn that humans should bow down to you. This is something you won't learn from my worthless hanyou brother.
Kagome: Sesshoumaru leave Shippou's brain alone.
InuYasha: WORTHLESS? OH YOU'LL PAY!
Author: NO FIGHTING ON THE SET!!!!
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"It has been a week InuYasha where is your bird?" Naraku said to no on in particular, laughing at his own joke.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Back with the gang -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Do you think they'll ever get along?" Sango whispered to Miroku.
"Probably. InuYasha's just a bit cranky that you guys are going the same way as us. I personally am happy that you will be travelling with us." *Pat Pat*
*Smack*
"Miroku you really don't learn your lesson do you?" Kagome asked seeing the red hand print on his face.
"Learn what lady Kagome? I like getting slapped by my dear Sango. Any time her wonderful skin touches mine I'm in heaven."
*Thump*
Kagome sighed and shook her head, looking at an unconscious Miroku.
"What the hell did you do that for? Now we have to carry him!" InuYasha yelled at Sango. He hadn't had a good night's sleep because he was having dreams of a certain someone. Not like he'd ever tell her that. Actually he would probably never tell anyone.
"Sone one's cranky."
"Yeah probably because he was having nightmares!" Said Shippou from Kagome's shoulder causing InuYasha to growl at him.
"Oh was the poor baby having nightmares? Do you need your security blankie?" Sango taunted in a baby-ish voice.
"Oh come on now Sango. Why would InuYasha need a security blanket?" asked Kagome with a smile on her face. Everyone, even Miroku who had woken up, stared at her.
~ Maybe that bitch ain't so bad ~ thought InuYasha.
"When he has his thumb to suck on!" Kagome said finishing her statement with a laugh. This, of course, caused many things to happen. The first was InuYasha, once again, disagreed with the last thing he thought. At the same time it also caused Sango, Miroku, and Shippou to laugh. It then caused Shippou to jump up onto InuYasha's shoulder.
"I stopped sucking my thumb last year. Don't worry you'll stop sometime soon. We just need to put icky tasting stuff on it and you won't wanna suck on it ever again!"
"GET OFF ME SHRIMP!!!" He yelled and threw Shippou to the ground.
"InuYasha don't hurt Shippou!" Kagome yelled at him running to see if Shippou was ok. "Shippou are you ok?"
"I see birdies!"
"No Shippou that's just Miroku and Dog-boys bird." Sango said.
~ Oh Shit! ~ InuYasha thought looking at Miroku. ~ Uncle's gonna slaughter us! ~
"Ladies what do you say to a break? You two aren't ridding your animals and I certainly need a rest." Miroku suggested knowing exactly why InuYasha was looking at him.
"Sure! And Miroku."
"Yes lady Sango?"
"Don't call us ladies."
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Later that Day -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
"So the girls are watering their pets. That means that we can send that bird out now."
"Right."
"Hey InuYasha."
"What Miroku?"
"Well about the girls."
"They AREN'T conimg with us!"
"But they're going to the capital anyway!"
"No!"
"But."
"NO buts! Now let me send out the bird!"
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- At the castle the next day -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Sire the Princes bird has arrived." Said a servant handing Naraku a piece of paper, a quill, and some ink.
"Fine leave me be. I will write and read the letter myself."
"But sire the letter is not in the princes had but of his friend Miroku's!"
"N.n.n.noooo but sire."
"Get out now!"
The servant bowed mumbling something about begging for forgiveness and then he left.
~ These stupid servants ~ Naraku thought. ~ It appears Hiten and Maten failed me ~ He then opened the letter.
Dear King,
InuYasha and I are fine. I'm trying to convince InuYasha to return to the capital but as we both know InuYasha can be very stubborn.
Did you know Hiten and Maten were traitors? Don't worry they have been taken care of. Not by us, even though they did try to kill us. Two demon exterminators came along and helped us. One also is a Miko but I do not know how powerful.
These two will most likely be traveling with us back to the castle for they wish to see the capital. Do not worry, they do not know InuYasha is the prince. They also have a kitsune, a fire demon, and a horse with them.
When you reply to this bird please do not tell InuYasha of this letter. Just tell him to come home please. Maybe your influence over him will make him come home.
Miroku
~ So it looks like the brat has 2 new friends. Powerful friends by the sound of it. ~ Naraku thought ~ I have never known of a male miko before. We shall find out what Miroku could not. He will not be much of a challenge to me when I go after InuYasha but his Miko powers will make it fun. ~
(A/N: Remember Naraku is arrogant. He doesn't think women can be demon exterminators, or if he does, not very powerful ones.)
Naraku took out his quill, dipped it in his ink, and jotted down his reply.
InuYasha,
I request that you come home NOW! You don't have to do border check if you do no wish to. The king of Dales is contemplating going to war with us, or so our spies say. Who knows what could happen. I suspect that at least two of my men are working for him. Maybe more. They could send people to kidnap you, or worse, kill you.
You uncle and King
~ There ~ He thought ~ The war thing will get him home in order to run the army and the traitors will explain Hiten and Maten's actions. ~ He smiled an evil smile. ~ And no one will be the wiser. The Kingdom is as good as mine! ~
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Author: Soooooo *looks at the sulking InuYasha and Sesshoumaru* ummmmmm Rin! Shippou!
Rin and Shippou: What?
Author: Do something funny please! Or better yet you wanna play a game?
Rin and Shippou: Ok! *they run*
Author: HEY I MEANT WITH US! *sigh* What will we do? It's soooo boring right now!
Kaede: Yes it tis child.
Author: *snaps* I KNOW! I WILL USE MY AHUTOR POWERS AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *looks at her a bit scared*
Author: Any who please Review! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fluffy: What took you so long to write human.
Author: I had it written I just didn't have time to type! I've been doing other things!
Kagome: Yes. She had to write her other Fanfics as well!
InuYasha: Wench I thought you said you could handle it!
Author: Fine fine! How about for every one chapter I put up else where I have to add a chapter to this before moving on?
Shippou: Okie dokie! *shakes authors hand* deal!
Fluffy: Kitsune we need to talk. A demon such as your self needs to learn that humans should bow down to you. This is something you won't learn from my worthless hanyou brother.
Kagome: Sesshoumaru leave Shippou's brain alone.
InuYasha: WORTHLESS? OH YOU'LL PAY!
Author: NO FIGHTING ON THE SET!!!!
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"It has been a week InuYasha where is your bird?" Naraku said to no on in particular, laughing at his own joke.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Back with the gang -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Do you think they'll ever get along?" Sango whispered to Miroku.
"Probably. InuYasha's just a bit cranky that you guys are going the same way as us. I personally am happy that you will be travelling with us." *Pat Pat*
*Smack*
"Miroku you really don't learn your lesson do you?" Kagome asked seeing the red hand print on his face.
"Learn what lady Kagome? I like getting slapped by my dear Sango. Any time her wonderful skin touches mine I'm in heaven."
*Thump*
Kagome sighed and shook her head, looking at an unconscious Miroku.
"What the hell did you do that for? Now we have to carry him!" InuYasha yelled at Sango. He hadn't had a good night's sleep because he was having dreams of a certain someone. Not like he'd ever tell her that. Actually he would probably never tell anyone.
"Sone one's cranky."
"Yeah probably because he was having nightmares!" Said Shippou from Kagome's shoulder causing InuYasha to growl at him.
"Oh was the poor baby having nightmares? Do you need your security blankie?" Sango taunted in a baby-ish voice.
"Oh come on now Sango. Why would InuYasha need a security blanket?" asked Kagome with a smile on her face. Everyone, even Miroku who had woken up, stared at her.
~ Maybe that bitch ain't so bad ~ thought InuYasha.
"When he has his thumb to suck on!" Kagome said finishing her statement with a laugh. This, of course, caused many things to happen. The first was InuYasha, once again, disagreed with the last thing he thought. At the same time it also caused Sango, Miroku, and Shippou to laugh. It then caused Shippou to jump up onto InuYasha's shoulder.
"I stopped sucking my thumb last year. Don't worry you'll stop sometime soon. We just need to put icky tasting stuff on it and you won't wanna suck on it ever again!"
"GET OFF ME SHRIMP!!!" He yelled and threw Shippou to the ground.
"InuYasha don't hurt Shippou!" Kagome yelled at him running to see if Shippou was ok. "Shippou are you ok?"
"I see birdies!"
"No Shippou that's just Miroku and Dog-boys bird." Sango said.
~ Oh Shit! ~ InuYasha thought looking at Miroku. ~ Uncle's gonna slaughter us! ~
"Ladies what do you say to a break? You two aren't ridding your animals and I certainly need a rest." Miroku suggested knowing exactly why InuYasha was looking at him.
"Sure! And Miroku."
"Yes lady Sango?"
"Don't call us ladies."
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_ Later that Day -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
"So the girls are watering their pets. That means that we can send that bird out now."
"Right."
"Hey InuYasha."
"What Miroku?"
"Well about the girls."
"They AREN'T conimg with us!"
"But they're going to the capital anyway!"
"No!"
"But."
"NO buts! Now let me send out the bird!"
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- At the castle the next day -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
"Sire the Princes bird has arrived." Said a servant handing Naraku a piece of paper, a quill, and some ink.
"Fine leave me be. I will write and read the letter myself."
"But sire the letter is not in the princes had but of his friend Miroku's!"
"N.n.n.noooo but sire."
"Get out now!"
The servant bowed mumbling something about begging for forgiveness and then he left.
~ These stupid servants ~ Naraku thought. ~ It appears Hiten and Maten failed me ~ He then opened the letter.
Dear King,
InuYasha and I are fine. I'm trying to convince InuYasha to return to the capital but as we both know InuYasha can be very stubborn.
Did you know Hiten and Maten were traitors? Don't worry they have been taken care of. Not by us, even though they did try to kill us. Two demon exterminators came along and helped us. One also is a Miko but I do not know how powerful.
These two will most likely be traveling with us back to the castle for they wish to see the capital. Do not worry, they do not know InuYasha is the prince. They also have a kitsune, a fire demon, and a horse with them.
When you reply to this bird please do not tell InuYasha of this letter. Just tell him to come home please. Maybe your influence over him will make him come home.
Miroku
~ So it looks like the brat has 2 new friends. Powerful friends by the sound of it. ~ Naraku thought ~ I have never known of a male miko before. We shall find out what Miroku could not. He will not be much of a challenge to me when I go after InuYasha but his Miko powers will make it fun. ~
(A/N: Remember Naraku is arrogant. He doesn't think women can be demon exterminators, or if he does, not very powerful ones.)
Naraku took out his quill, dipped it in his ink, and jotted down his reply.
InuYasha,
I request that you come home NOW! You don't have to do border check if you do no wish to. The king of Dales is contemplating going to war with us, or so our spies say. Who knows what could happen. I suspect that at least two of my men are working for him. Maybe more. They could send people to kidnap you, or worse, kill you.
You uncle and King
~ There ~ He thought ~ The war thing will get him home in order to run the army and the traitors will explain Hiten and Maten's actions. ~ He smiled an evil smile. ~ And no one will be the wiser. The Kingdom is as good as mine! ~
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Author: Soooooo *looks at the sulking InuYasha and Sesshoumaru* ummmmmm Rin! Shippou!
Rin and Shippou: What?
Author: Do something funny please! Or better yet you wanna play a game?
Rin and Shippou: Ok! *they run*
Author: HEY I MEANT WITH US! *sigh* What will we do? It's soooo boring right now!
Kaede: Yes it tis child.
Author: *snaps* I KNOW! I WILL USE MY AHUTOR POWERS AGAIN! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *cough cough* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *looks at her a bit scared*
Author: Any who please Review! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!