Disclaimer: No, Freddy is not mine. I just torment him.
Author's Note: I am sorry about the spoiler thingy in the last chapter; I have never done this before. Anywho, this one features not only me, but my friends as well. You should keep in mind that we are all insane. That will be all.
Round 3: Sci-Fi Club Special!
Freddy is looking over a clipboard with 'People to Kill' written across the top. Two shadowy figures lurk behind one of the tombstones and whisper. Suddenly, one of them sneaks over and rears up behind Freddy.
Freddy (turning around): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Shadowy Figure: Hi! Watcha doin'? *The shadows melt away to reveal a teenage girl with big white rabbit ears*
Freddy: *clutches where his heart would be if he had one*Oh…I thought it was…her again…who the heck are you?
Not-Very-Shadowy-Anymore Girl: I'm Brownie Child, and I'm a rabbit hanyou! *looks at list* What's that?
Freddy: It's my list of people to kill. Go away and I won't add you to it.
Brownie Child: It's not very long. Do you want some help?
Freddy: WHAT?!? YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL!!!
Brownie Child: *triples in size, eyes turn red, and holds out poisonous claws* WHAT did you just call me?
Freddy: *cowering*Oh, um, er…nothing! Nothing at all!
Brownie Child: *reverts back to previous happy self* Ok then! Bye! *skips off*
Freddy: That was extremely strange…
Ieva (suddenly appearing two inches away from Freddy's face): Of course it was!
Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Ieva: That wasn't very nice! I came to get revenge, so I set the Brownie Child on you! She's even crazier than me!
Freddy (mutters): I doubt that…
Ieva: It's true! But you're a lemming!
Freddy: Lemming?
Ieva: Normal person, silly!
Freddy: I am NOT normal! If I'm what you call normal, I'd hate to see what you call insane.
Suddenly a very tired pajama-clad teenage girl with her hair messed up and her eyes half closed appears a few feet away
Freddy: *points* Now that is normal!
Girl: *snaps her head up and starts crackling with blue electricity* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?
Ieva (muttering): That was so very stupid of you. Goodbye, I'm going to hide now. *runs behind a tombstone*
Girl: *begins pelting Freddy with electric macaroni* I shall smite you for this insult!
Freddy: *trying to avoid flying pasta* who carries macaroni around in their dreams?!?
Girl: I, the Jabberwocket, do!
Another teenage girl appears. She wears the Ring of Power around her neck and a T-shirt with an orange on the front.
New Girl: I, the Orange of Doom, hereby confiscate this questionable pasta on the grounds that it is questionable.
Jabberwocket: Awww, but he called me normal…
Orange of Doom: But I'm hungry! And I rule the world, so there!
Freddy: You're too short to rule anything.
Ieva: Ooooh, shit…this tombstone is not going to provide adequate shelter…RUN AWAY!!!! *runs as fast as she can away from Freddy*
Jabberwocket: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEE! *runs after Ieva*
Orange of Doom (who is now wreathed in flame): YOU JUST CALLED ME SHORT! YOU SHALL NOW BE PUNISHED! *begins to barbeque Freddy with black and red fire until she, too, vanishes*
Ieva: *creeps back into the scene, where a thoroughly blackened Freddy stands in the center of a crater* Don't you know anything you baka? You never, ever call Orange-Sama short. And you called Jabberwocket normal!
Freddy: Friends of yours I suspect?
Ieva: Oh yes. The one with the pasta was Jabberwocket, and she's the goddess of lightning. The one who just barbequed you is The Orange of Doom, and she's the goddess of darkness and flame. And you've seen Brownie Child. The ones you haven't met are called…
Freddy: There are MORE of you?!?
Ieva: Of course! There's Ally and Chibi and Nat and Cindy and…
Freddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! *Freddy runs away screaming*
Ieva (waving at the fast retreating Freddy): See you tomorrow night then! *is answered by a faint, girlish shriek* Well, I suppose that's a yes.