Disclaimer: What's this? Can it be?! SOME ONE ACTUALLY OWNS INUYASHA!

InuYasha: Yeah and it ain't you!

Author: I know!

Miroku: So my lovely goddess how has your life been?

*Everyone looks at Miroku weirdly except for wildmage*

Kagome: Ummmm.Mage. What's going on?

Author: Oh nothing. He just wants me to put him and Sango in the same room or next to each other in the castle.

Sango: WHAT?!

Miroku: *looks all innocent*

Sango: *Has a twitch in eye*

Author: *has a huge grin on her face. Can't wait to see the fight*

Shippou: ON WITH THE SHOW!

Author: *Shouts as screen fades to black* What? NOOOO!!!!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Umm Miroku why is everyone staring at us at getting out of our way?" asked Kagome. They where halfway through the city and the girls still had no idea where they were going.

"Because you two lovely ladies are traveling with us."

"Miroku."

"Yes La.Sango?"

"Get your hand off me."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"Why?"

"Now you're starting to sound like Shippou."

"Why?"

*Thud*

"Yes Sango."

"Humph."

Kagome looked back at the two and rolled her eyes. ~ I can't wait to get out of here. ~ She looked up at InuYasha who was in the lead. ~ Stupid Dog- Boy ~

Up in the front InuYasha was thinking something along the same line. ~ Stupid girl. ~ he thought ~ I can't wait to get them out off here ~

They rode towards the castle with the front half in silence and the back half talking with the occasional thud. By the time they had gotten to the castle Miroku had roughly 15 bruises.

"Why are we at the castle dog-boy?" Asked Kagome.

"My name is InuYasha, wench, use it!"

"Not until you use my name Dog-Boy."

"Break it up you two!" Yelled Sango.

"Thank you dear Sango." Miroku said getting a glare from her. "They where giving me a headache."

"And I'm sure you don't have one already." Said Shippou as he jumped over to Kagome's lap.

"That still doesn't answer my question. Why are we at the castle?"

"Because you are in the presence of royalty." Said a near by guard. Both the girls looked at Miroku with astounded faces.

"Miroku. We didn't know!" Kagome said.

"wow!" Shippou said.

"OH NO! I WAS HITTING A PRINCE THE WHOLE TIME!" Sango cried out.

InuYasha rolled his eyes. ~ This'll be the shock of a lifetime ~

"I'm touched that you would think that ladies but I am not the royalty. I am just the humble friend of such greatness."

"Well then who?" Asked Shippou.

"Hmmmm Maybe One of those people over there." Suggested Kagome.

"Umm. I don't think so you guys." Sango said looking over at InuYasha who nodded his head.

"Well Then who?" Shippou said again.

Kagome looked over at InuYasha who had a huge grin on his face. "Oh no." She said shaking her head with a terrified look on her face. ~ He can't be the prince. ~ She thought ~ Mother what have you gotten me into?! Oh I don't feel so good ~ Little did she know her magic was being tested.

"What wench? Didn't think you've been insulting a prince this whole time did ya?"

"Oh no. Oh no no no." She said as her mind came up with all the bad things he could do to her because of what she had done.

"Prince leave her alone. She has a really big imagination. She's probably thinking you'll torture her." Said Sango. But Kagome didn't hear.

"She should. After all it's a crime to insult the prince." InuYasha said loving the fact that Kagome had a horrified look on her face.

"Umm.. Sango could you catch me?" And with that Kagome fainted and fell off Nightfire.

"KAGOME!" Yelled Shippou and Sango. Shippou jumped down from Nightfire and started sobbing into Kagome's shoulder. "Kagome wake up. Please wake up!"

"Some one get a doctor" Miroku yelled as he jumped off his horse to go help Sango with Kagome.

Meanwhile InuYasha was looking at Kagome with a look of terror on his face. ~ What have I done? ~

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Fluffy: I have knocked out everyone except for the author.

Author: Why? And you forgot Shippou and Rin.

Fluffy: Because they where giving me a headache and I will not harm the children.

Author: Any way. Sorry this one was so short and late.

Fluffy: Why was it late?

Author: Because My computer broke and I wanted to update my brand new story first.

Fluffy: And why was it short?

Author: Because I thought it would be good to end it there.

Fluffy: then you have nothing to apoligize for.

Author: I think it's time to teach you some manners. Shippou!

Shippou: Yeah?

Author: Cover for me! I gotta teach Fluffy some manners!

Shippou: OK! *watches Fluffy and Wildmage walk off stage*

Rin: Can I help?

Shippou: SURE!

Rin: Um Read and Review!

Shippou: Yep Yep!