Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha or any of the people involved with it.

InuYasha: That's right.

Kagome: Yep.

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~*~* Dear Lady of Advice,

I'm really proud of my accomplishments in school and in other things but whenever I talk about them I feel like I'm bragging. I don't want my family and friends to get annoyed. What do I do?

Looking for help,
Pleased-as-punch *~*~

"What's wrong with bragging?"

"Not everyone likes it InuYasha." Miroku stated.

"Tsh whatever."

"So how should we reply?" asked Shippou. He was really getting into this whole lady of advice thing.

"I don't know Shippou how about you try? After all you always have such great advice for InuYasha."

"HEY!"

"Sango's right Shippou why don't you try?"

"okay!" Shippou said as they ignored InuYasha.

~*~* Dear Pleased-as-punch,

It's great to hear that your doing well in what you do. Not everyone can do that. But your right bragging is bad. I know a certain some one who brags even when what he did suck

"Brat that better not be me!"

"Shippou I don't think we should put in the last sentence."

"Oh ok."

Everyone likes it when they did something they're proud of. I would mention it once maybe twice. And say it nicely. Like when someone asks "why are you so happy?" or "What have you been up to?"
Hope you do great in this as well,
Lady of Advice *~*~

"That was good Shippou." Miroku stated. Shippou beamed with pride.

"Yeah good job! Now we have 2 for the week!" Kagome said as she pressed send.

"Good! Then we don't have to answer anymore!" InuYasha decided.

"Maybe. Maybe not."

"Wench."

"Sit."

*Thud*

"So Kagome. Tell us more about this Sakura girl." Sango said as she sat down next to Kagome.

"Yes a miko in your time is very interesting."

"What's so interesting about it? She's from her time? And she's a miko." InuYasha said as he started to get up. Everyone looked at him with surprise.

"What?"

"I can't believe I'm gonna say this but InuYasha's right." Sango said.

"Wow." Shippou said as he looked at InuYasha with a look of surprise all over his face.

"HEY!"

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"Wow look at this!" Eri said to her friends.

"What?"

"Kagome's got 2 things done this week!"

"Wow! I wonder how she does it." Ayumi said thoughtfully.

"I have no idea." Said Yuka.

Behind them Sakura smiled. She was wondering how Kagome had gotten dog-boy to let her do 2 in one week.

She laughed to herself.

She was also wondering what Kagome told them about her screen name. Luckily for her the school had given her a lady of advice screen name. Other wise she would have almost everyone at school to deal with.

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"You DON'T need to go back home!"

"DO TO!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO TO!"

"FINE!"

Everyone stared at InuYasha. This was the second time they had done this and he was getting sick and tired of it.

"STOP THAT!"

"You're actually gonna let me go home?"

"But I'm coming with you."

"We should have known." Sango said.

"Yeah."

"Fine you can come with. But no breaking anything!" Kagome still remembered her alarm clock.

"Yeah yeah."

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Author: Yeah that's it

InuYasha: That was short and point less

Author: I have 4 Fanfics I gotta update AND an allegory I have to write! All this writing is kinda boring after awhile!

Shippou: We understand.

InuYasha: No we don't!

Author: *ignores InuYasha* Besides no one reviewed to the last "chapter" so I'm thinking no one likes it. I understand. It's kinda stupid. Just read and review please. Tell me If I should continue or just work on my others.