Miss Secretary

Disclaimers: Sailor Moon and Yu Gi Oh do not belong to me. They belong to their respectful owner, Neko and... uh... I have no clue who owns Yu Gi Oh -__-.

A/N: Sorry for taking so long in updating! Argh, like I told other people, this chapter would have come out sooner if my computer wasn't so mean and deleted my file! And I don't even know how it did it O_O! I hope this chapter comes to your liking... enjoy and don't forget to review! Oh, and thanks to my reviewers!

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The Coffee Incident

Seto was again at his desk in Kaiba Corps early next morning. What happened yesterday afternoon was most peculiar. He had received a phone call from a girl who wanted to take the job as Kaiba Corps's secretary. She sounded very excited and her voice was too perky for his liking. But since he was in need for one and he never met this woman before, he scheduled an interview with her at 9:00 a.m.

"Don't be late!" he had said over the phone before he hung up.

Rubbing his eyes to take the sleepiness out, he took his seat and went to organize the day's to-do list. Since his ex-secretary left, he had to do most of this work himself. It was quite tiring and left him not enough time to work on duel card inventions.

After 9:15 a.m. Seto, stopped what he was doing and looked irritated at his closed red door. 'She's late!'

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A blonde girl dressed in a yellow tank top and a long breezy white skirt ran across the road without waiting for the light to change to red. She was running so fast she had to hold her hat with one of her free hands while the other held her purse.

"AH!" Mina screamed while she ran. A car stopped short and let out a mean load 'honk' as the driver stuck his head out and yelled at her. But she didn't scream because of that. She had taken a peek at her watch and saw it was 9:17 already. "I'm so late!"

When she saw Kaiba Corps up ahead, it was already 9:21. She now and then let out a "Sorry! Watch out! Excuse me! Out of the way! Ahh!!" before she could reach the door. But unsuccessfully, before she could enter, there was a security guard there.

"Hey! What do you think you're doing!" the fat middle-aged man yelled when he saw her trying to pass him. He grabbed her by the arm and yanked her back outside of the building. After he made her face him, he began to ask so many questions that Mina was sure she would get a headache.

"Who are you? What do you think you're doing just running in here like this? Let me see your id! Are you a spy? Where you from? Do you have a boyfriend?!"

'Ew...' "Uh... I...I...I...I" she stuttered as his beady eyes looked over his sunglasses resting on the tip of his nose.

"Lift your hands up! Are you armed?"

"N... no I'm not! I'm here for an interview with Mr. Kaiba!" Mina answered, getting hyped up after sneaking a peek at her watch again.

"Oh is that so? You seem pretty young to work! I don't believe you! You must be a spy! Who are you working for? Come on girl, tell me!"

"Oh stop it Kane" a voice said behind Mina and the guard. When they turned to look, they saw a boy with long black hair with his hands up on his head.

"Young Kaiba sir" Kane saluted as he stood tall. Mina had to surpass a laughing fit. His round belly stuck out, clearly seeing the buttons on his shirt wanting to snap off. And what a horrible sight that would be if they did.

"Sorry for his weird behavior. He takes his job seriously." The boy spoke to Mina. "He's kinda nutty if you ask me. But hey, my bro thought he had potential" he added in a low tone so Mina could only hear. She giggled at his words.

"Kane, go away." Again the boy said who the soldier addressed him as Young Kaiba.

"Yes sir!" he said in a military manner as he marched off, away from view to regain his post as the security guard. But he turned his head to give Mina a 'I'll-get-you-my-little-pretty! And-your-dog-too, ah-ha-ha-ha!' look.

Mina could not help but sweat drop at the fat man's warning face. But once he was gone for good Mina turned to the boy. "Thank you. You're..."

"Mokuba Kaiba." He finished.

"Yeah, saw you on TV yesterday. Your Seto's younger brother." Mina smiled warmly.

She quickly took his hand to shake it when he extended it. "And you are?"

"Mina Aino!" Mina replied cheerfully.

A huge grin spread across the boys face as he looked at her with a somewhat glimmer in his eyes. "You're that person who asked my brother for an interview today" he pointed out.

"Yeah... but I haven't really gone in yet to get to the interview" Mina laughed tensely.

"Well come on then, you can come in with me. I though the interview would be done by now and I was going to check on him. Well hurry, Seto doesn't like to be kept waiting." Mokuba took her hand and lead her in.

She had to gasp at the size of the corporation. It was huge. And they were only inside the entrance. He led her towards an elevator and quickly got in before anyone could take it.

"Mina, did you go to college?" Mokuba asked while they waited to be taken to the 20th floor.

"Uh yeah. In fact I just got out awhile ago." Mina explained.

"Good, cause my brother doesn't like people without good education." Mokuba grinned, making Mina tense.

'Err... the question is, am I educated enough?'

Once they reached level 20, Mokuba led her to through the halls. Mina had noticed on their way that there were many security guards. Many of them were looking at her suspiciously making her very edgy.

"My brother's office is right through that red door" Mokuba said as he pushed her from behind to walk faster. They were actually running down the hall.

"Wait, what about my make-up? And my hair? I ran so fast I think I might have messed it up!" Mina protested as she tried to slow down. They were getting closer to Seto's office door and Mina's heart was beating faster and faster.

Mokuba ignoring what she said. "Good luck Mina, you do realize you're the 10th person right? All the other were rejected. But I'm sure you'll do fine. Oh, speak to my brother with respect. Always have good posture. When you talk, try not to stutter. And when he asks you why you were late, just say that the security guard outside was giving you a hard time."

He said this so fast, Mina couldn't get it all in. Before she knew it, Mokuba stopped pushing her and went to open the door. He peeked in when she heard a low voice answer.

"Hey Seto, the lady's here for the interview" Mina heard Mokuba say.

She couldn't hear any respond from the other side of the door but she had no time. She soon found herself pushed inside the room by Mokuba. He gave her a thumbs-up before closing the door on her.

When he was out of the room, leaving her completely alone with the president of Kaiba Corps, Mina looked towards the desk. There stood one of the most cuties guys he had ever seen. His milk chocolate hair slightly covering his blue eyes, which were piercing at her uncouthly, made Mina feel light headed.

"You're late" he barked. He had his hands folded in front of his face as he glared at her.

"S...sorry" she stuttered, just what Mokuba had told her not to do. She was still not done with the shock of his looks. He was so breathtaking. He looked more appealing in person than on television.

Seto seemed to notice this, her eyes were in a daze and he disliked it greatly. "If you're going to stare at me like that, I advise you to leave. I don't want a young secretary swooning all over me at work." He said this with a detest manor.

When she heard him correctly, she quickly shot her eyes down to her feet. "S...sorry" she again said.

'Hmm...' Seto thought to himself while he looked her over.

He got up and began to walk over to her. He noticed she tensed at the sight of him coming closer. When he was inches away, he began to circle her, examining her posture and so on.

This made Mina remember what Mokuba said. "Have good posture!" he had added in his fast advice speech.

In an instant, she straightened her back and tried to stand as tall as possible. She remembered in her teen years when she tried out for modeling. The instructor told her to keep her back straight and her head held high. She did this, but with great difficulty. She felt odd. She felt like she was a stuck-up snob.

Seto noticed her quick change in posture. When he was done circling her and headed towards the window he asked "Explain why you're late."

Mina relaxed a bit, hoping that she had passed the test of posture. But now it was time for her to sound business like. Not some young 21 year old who was falling for her boss, which she was. "I... I... w...was..."

"For goodness sakes, stop stuttering!" He barked at her again.

"Yes sir!" she replied swiftly.

Letting out a low sigh of disapproval, he went to take his seat back behind his desk and watched her carefully. "Well? I'm still waiting for an answer."

"Oh yes! Uh... I was late because... because of your security guard! He was keeping me away from the building until your brother came and uh... that's about it..." Mina answered, also remembering what Mokuba had told her what to say.

Seto said nothing. 'She's still stammering dammit... this is going to be a long day!'

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Mokuba sat outside from Seto's office. He had his ear pressed on the wall and could hear Mina's and Seto's faint voices. He heard Mina's answers and how Seto was yelling at her every mistake.

He sighed. 'No wonder bro never gets a girlfriend. He's so unsympathetic!'

But he smacked his forehead when he heard a loud thud. Mina must have fallen. Her short scream gave it away. And Seto's loud "Get off me!" proved that she must have fallen on him.

Mokuba looked at his watched. They've been in there for already a half an hour.

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Mina didn't know how it happened. It happened way too fast for her. After Seto had asked his questions, he wanted to pretend that Mina was his secretary to see if she knew what to do.

"I need you to go get me a cup of coffee."

Mina looked at him puzzlingly. "You want me to make it?"

Seto glared. "It already made. There's a coffee pot to your right on that table over there. Pour me a cup. I want one bag of sugar with it and one small cup of milk."

Mina took in all of the instructions in her brain. 'I can do this! I mean... it's only coffee!' But Mina's stomach churned when she remembered the time she made coffee for Lita. She had made a mess of it and Lita felt sick for two days afterwards.

'At least I don't have to make it.'

When she reached the small table, she saw a coffee pot, steam coming out of its spout. Three coffee cups where placed in a box, along with a small container with sugar packages and cream.

Mina could feel Seto's eyes piercing from behind her, watching her every move.

'Ok...first pour the coffee...'

She did. And she did it successfully.

'Then the cream right?'

Taking a small plastic cup of cream, she opened it and poured it in. But her fingers slipped and the plastic cup fell in the coffee. Mina's eyes popped out. 'Oh no!'

"What's taking so long?" Seto asked, aggravated at how long she was taking.

Mina gave him a nervous laugh. "Heh, nothing at all! I'll be right there!"

'God, it's a good thing my back is towards him!'

Getting a plastic spoon, she went to spoon the plastic cream container out. Throwing it away in the near waste basket, she went to get the sugar packages. Opening it, she trickled some in. And it was done.

'I did it!' Mina smiled victoriously, picking up the cup and walking towards Seto's desk.

"Here you are," she beamed.

But sadly, when she felt all was well, her feet tripped over a leg of one of Seto's chairs.

"AHHH!" she screamed as she fell, the coffee flying out of the coffee cup.

Seto saw this and an 'oh-god-no' look was on his face. As if fate wasn't with him or with Mina, the steaming coffee flew all over his shirt. Some of the brown liquid fell on his papers.

"Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" Mina apologized, when she saw the mess she made.

She grabbed a tissue from the nearest tissue box and went to help Seto clean it off. But again she tripped over her fallen purse and fell into the now standing Seto.

The two fell with a loud thud on the floor. Mina swore she saw yellow birds flying around her head. She was dazed for a moment. Seto was the unlucky one to be on the bottom. He let out a groan. His head had hit the floor, hard.

But once he realized Mina was on top of him, his faced burned with embarrassment and anger. "Get off me!"

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A/N: ^_^ Hope you enjoyed that! Sorry again for my delay in reviewing this fic. I want to thank Aino for inspiring me on updating this. And I also want to thank Alley and Aino again for insisting on me staying on Fanfiction.net. Thank you both, you're great friends. Review!