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InuYasha: Say it anyway
Author: Make me
InuYasha: Oh I will!
Author: Oh really then why are you shrinking away
*Camera shows InuYasha on the other half of the room*
InuYasha: I've noticed that whenever I fight with you I some how get knocked out then something really bad happens to me.
Author: *evil glint in eye*
Kagome: Ummmmmmmm Mage?
Miroku: I'm thinking...
Sango: We should.
Author: Run?
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"INUYASHA'S BACK!!!!!"
"Really? Where?"
"BY THE WELL!!!!"
"Gee thanks Souta I feel so loved." Kagome said as she and InuYasha walked towards the house.
"I HAD to see you for like, 10 years. I only get to see InuYasha when you've pissed him off and he's decided he needs to keep his eyes on you."
"Why you little!" Kagome shouted as she started to chase after her soon to be beaten brother.
"So InuYasha what brings you here?"
"Do you happen to know where this Sakura miko is?"
Mrs. Higurashi looked at InuYasha with a thoughtful face. ~ I wonder ~ (A/N: She is from now on known as Mrs. H or Momma in some cases)
"What do you want with Sakura?" Mrs. H asked as she started to rub his ears.
InuYasha sighed and bent down a bit so she wouldn't have to stand on her toes. He had expected this to happen. He knew that he would have to give a little to get a little.
"She helped Kagome with her *Laptop* thingy and I need some help with it as well."
"Then why don't you ask Kagome?" was her next question as she grabbed the other ear.
~ Like mother like daughter ~ InuYasha thought as he remembered all the times he had caught Kagome looking at his ears. ~ But whenever Kagome rubs them it always feels.wait wait wait. We have more important things to think and talk about. ~
"Because if I got even CLOSE to her oh so precious *Laptop* I would be slaughtered alive."
"Oh I doubt my daughter would do that." Mrs. H said as she stopped rubbing his ears and went back to go finish dinner. "Will you be staying for dinner than InuYasha?"
"Yes M'am." He said as he watched the two siblings on the ground fighting.
$S$S$S Later that night AFTER Souta and Kagome finished beating each other up S$S$S$
"Kagome dear, tomorrow why don't you and I go shopping for some more supplies. InuYasha can stay here with Souta."
"Ummmmm Is that okay with you InuYasha?" Kagome asked looking uncertainly at InuYasha.
"Tsh. As long as you stay with your mom. With out some one responsible to watch you, you'd probably get lost."
"Hey!"
"Yeah. That's so true about Sis. I remember this one time when we were little and Kagome."
"SOUTA!!!"
"What? It's a funny story!"
They were sitting around the table eating. Grandpa had to sit with Kagome and Souta in between them.
"Not today."
"Yeah whatever."
"ANYWAY you two. Kagome, how did the laptop work for you?"
"Great! Which reminds me..While I'm here.InuYasha can I PLEASE stop by and get my editors report. PLEASE!!!!!!" asked Kagome as she gave him the puppy dog eyes.
InuYasha was right in the middle of a mouth full of ramen. He had puppy dog eyes on one side, admiration eyes on another, and judging eyes across from him. What was he suppose to say? No? So he gulped it down and said the only thing that would keep his dignity and answer the question.
"Feh."
"YES! That's a yes if I ever heard it." Kagome said as she did her victory pose.
"Ummm Kagome dear."
"Yeah mom?"
"Sit down so we can finish dinner."
"Yes mama."
$S$S$S Some where else S$S$S$'
"Let's see what the website looks like today." Sakura said as she sat down in her pajama's in front of her high-powered, mysteriously magical, computer.
"Well well well. Look what we have here. Looks like some of MY advice has been rubbing of onto Kagome." She muttered to herself as she looked at the all new Lady of Advice webpage that the school made a link to. "She finally went solo." She laughed knowing not a word she spoke was true.
$S$S$S On the Screen S$S$S$
~*~ Welcome to the Lady of Advice webpage. We seem to be so popular that we needed our own webpage. Click around. We have categories for everything. From school to love life, happy times to sad. You can even send in your own letters. Don't worry we'll still be in the paper but now we're more interactive! So like I said CLICK AROUND! ~
$S$S$S Back to Sakura S$S$S$
"Looks like Kagome even got other people to help out." She thought as she clicked on the *A little about us* page. As she scrolled down she noticed the names.
~ Playful helper ~
~ Holy Man ~
~ Wisdom and Age ~
~ Spirit Filled Girl ~
"This is to great! She got those friends of hers to help her! Hmmmmmm I don't see dog boy anywhere. She's probably still having trouble with him." And with that she started to search around more.
$S$S$S$S$S Back at the Shrine S$S$S$S$S$
"No no left left! Great now up up!" Souta yelled as he tried to help InuYasha play a video game.
"I don't get it! I'm so much stronger than these stupid this it's not even funny but my strength isn't even working!"
"That's cause it's a video game. You gotta work your way up."
"And where exactly is this *Kingdom of Hearts*? I'm going all over the place and I don't know where that stupid mouse is."
"InuYasha it's just a game. You just have to play it through trust me."
"Last time I *trusted* one of your family members I was tricked." InuYasha said glaring at Kagome. When he looked back at the screen it said GAME OVER. "DANG!" (A/N: Remember it's rated G!)
"You gotta keep your eyes on the screen. Here lets try something else you might like." Souta commented as he took out the disk and placed in a new one.
InuYasha looked at the screen. "Midway-Mortal Combat:Deadly. Hmmmmm Sounds good."
"SOUTA! THAT'S RATED M FOR MATURE!!!"
"Yeah so. You rented it once and I liked it so mom bought it for me." He shrugged as he started the game. "You'll love this InuYasha. It's got blood and guts and gore. Especially after I had Sakura help me out."
"WHAT!"
"Yeah I told her I wanted to play this with InuYasha the next time he came over and she said it better have tons of blood."
"What does she think I am? A blood thirsty monster?"
Kagome and Souta just rolled their eyes as they say InuYasha's eyes go wide at the screen.
S$S$S$S 20 min. later $S$S$S$S
"You lose again!"
"NO WAY!"
"Get over it!"
"Come on you guys it's my turn!"
"Now way! I want a rematch!"
"But that was your guys 10th rematch. Face it InuYasha. You're never gonna beat her."
"Yeah. You can kick but in real life. I kick but in video games." Kagome said as she handed the controller over to Souta. "Now if you'll excuse me I have some writing and updating I've gotta get to."
As she sat down at her computer she heard the boys yell at the tv and rolled her eyes.
~ Let's see what we have here ~ she thought as she went to her website. ~ WOW! 500 hits in the first week! Awesome! ~ and with that she set about updating and replying.
S$S$S$S$ In the Feudal Era S$S$S$S$S$S
"Guess what!"
"What Shippou?"
"No no no you gotta guess."
"Miroku said her likes men?"
"HEY!"
"No" Shippou said as he giggled at what Sango said.
"Kagome and InuYasha are gonna get married?"
"Ewwww No!"
"You found a letter that Kagome accidently left behind?"
"Yes! How did you know?"
"I can see it in your hand."
"oh."
Miroku grabbed the letter from him and slowly looked it over.
"Hey give that back" Shippou said as he tried to grab it back.
"It appears to be in InuYasha's hand."
"What?!" Sango shouted.
"Not so loud Lady Sango. I do wish to here your beautiful voice when we are both old and taking care of our grand children."
"WHY YOU!!!!"
*WHAM!*
Miroku fell to the ground as Sango caught the letter as it floated slowly downward.
"I didn't know InuYasha could write." Shippou asked as he climbed on to her shoulder.
"Of course he can he's royalty."
"Well he certainly doesn't act like it."
"Yes well this si his hand. Now I wonder what it says." She said as she opened it and started to read. "Oh my."
"What? What does it say?!" Shippou asked seeing the look on her face.
"Yes Sango what does it say?" Miroku said as he took the letter out of Sango's hands.
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Author: Stupid Block! DIE!!!!!!!!!
*A Block explodes*
InuYasha: What in the world is she doing?
Kagome: She has writers block so she's venting her anger through blowing up metaphorical blocks.
InuYasha: Huh?
Miroku: You wouldn't understand.
Shippou; Yeah!
*Another Block Explodes*
Sango: Anyway, Please read and review.
Shippou: YEAH!
*Another block explodes*
Miroku: Is it just me or are those getting closer?
InuYasha: Say it anyway
Author: Make me
InuYasha: Oh I will!
Author: Oh really then why are you shrinking away
*Camera shows InuYasha on the other half of the room*
InuYasha: I've noticed that whenever I fight with you I some how get knocked out then something really bad happens to me.
Author: *evil glint in eye*
Kagome: Ummmmmmmm Mage?
Miroku: I'm thinking...
Sango: We should.
Author: Run?
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"INUYASHA'S BACK!!!!!"
"Really? Where?"
"BY THE WELL!!!!"
"Gee thanks Souta I feel so loved." Kagome said as she and InuYasha walked towards the house.
"I HAD to see you for like, 10 years. I only get to see InuYasha when you've pissed him off and he's decided he needs to keep his eyes on you."
"Why you little!" Kagome shouted as she started to chase after her soon to be beaten brother.
"So InuYasha what brings you here?"
"Do you happen to know where this Sakura miko is?"
Mrs. Higurashi looked at InuYasha with a thoughtful face. ~ I wonder ~ (A/N: She is from now on known as Mrs. H or Momma in some cases)
"What do you want with Sakura?" Mrs. H asked as she started to rub his ears.
InuYasha sighed and bent down a bit so she wouldn't have to stand on her toes. He had expected this to happen. He knew that he would have to give a little to get a little.
"She helped Kagome with her *Laptop* thingy and I need some help with it as well."
"Then why don't you ask Kagome?" was her next question as she grabbed the other ear.
~ Like mother like daughter ~ InuYasha thought as he remembered all the times he had caught Kagome looking at his ears. ~ But whenever Kagome rubs them it always feels.wait wait wait. We have more important things to think and talk about. ~
"Because if I got even CLOSE to her oh so precious *Laptop* I would be slaughtered alive."
"Oh I doubt my daughter would do that." Mrs. H said as she stopped rubbing his ears and went back to go finish dinner. "Will you be staying for dinner than InuYasha?"
"Yes M'am." He said as he watched the two siblings on the ground fighting.
$S$S$S Later that night AFTER Souta and Kagome finished beating each other up S$S$S$
"Kagome dear, tomorrow why don't you and I go shopping for some more supplies. InuYasha can stay here with Souta."
"Ummmmm Is that okay with you InuYasha?" Kagome asked looking uncertainly at InuYasha.
"Tsh. As long as you stay with your mom. With out some one responsible to watch you, you'd probably get lost."
"Hey!"
"Yeah. That's so true about Sis. I remember this one time when we were little and Kagome."
"SOUTA!!!"
"What? It's a funny story!"
They were sitting around the table eating. Grandpa had to sit with Kagome and Souta in between them.
"Not today."
"Yeah whatever."
"ANYWAY you two. Kagome, how did the laptop work for you?"
"Great! Which reminds me..While I'm here.InuYasha can I PLEASE stop by and get my editors report. PLEASE!!!!!!" asked Kagome as she gave him the puppy dog eyes.
InuYasha was right in the middle of a mouth full of ramen. He had puppy dog eyes on one side, admiration eyes on another, and judging eyes across from him. What was he suppose to say? No? So he gulped it down and said the only thing that would keep his dignity and answer the question.
"Feh."
"YES! That's a yes if I ever heard it." Kagome said as she did her victory pose.
"Ummm Kagome dear."
"Yeah mom?"
"Sit down so we can finish dinner."
"Yes mama."
$S$S$S Some where else S$S$S$'
"Let's see what the website looks like today." Sakura said as she sat down in her pajama's in front of her high-powered, mysteriously magical, computer.
"Well well well. Look what we have here. Looks like some of MY advice has been rubbing of onto Kagome." She muttered to herself as she looked at the all new Lady of Advice webpage that the school made a link to. "She finally went solo." She laughed knowing not a word she spoke was true.
$S$S$S On the Screen S$S$S$
~*~ Welcome to the Lady of Advice webpage. We seem to be so popular that we needed our own webpage. Click around. We have categories for everything. From school to love life, happy times to sad. You can even send in your own letters. Don't worry we'll still be in the paper but now we're more interactive! So like I said CLICK AROUND! ~
$S$S$S Back to Sakura S$S$S$
"Looks like Kagome even got other people to help out." She thought as she clicked on the *A little about us* page. As she scrolled down she noticed the names.
~ Playful helper ~
~ Holy Man ~
~ Wisdom and Age ~
~ Spirit Filled Girl ~
"This is to great! She got those friends of hers to help her! Hmmmmmm I don't see dog boy anywhere. She's probably still having trouble with him." And with that she started to search around more.
$S$S$S$S$S Back at the Shrine S$S$S$S$S$
"No no left left! Great now up up!" Souta yelled as he tried to help InuYasha play a video game.
"I don't get it! I'm so much stronger than these stupid this it's not even funny but my strength isn't even working!"
"That's cause it's a video game. You gotta work your way up."
"And where exactly is this *Kingdom of Hearts*? I'm going all over the place and I don't know where that stupid mouse is."
"InuYasha it's just a game. You just have to play it through trust me."
"Last time I *trusted* one of your family members I was tricked." InuYasha said glaring at Kagome. When he looked back at the screen it said GAME OVER. "DANG!" (A/N: Remember it's rated G!)
"You gotta keep your eyes on the screen. Here lets try something else you might like." Souta commented as he took out the disk and placed in a new one.
InuYasha looked at the screen. "Midway-Mortal Combat:Deadly. Hmmmmm Sounds good."
"SOUTA! THAT'S RATED M FOR MATURE!!!"
"Yeah so. You rented it once and I liked it so mom bought it for me." He shrugged as he started the game. "You'll love this InuYasha. It's got blood and guts and gore. Especially after I had Sakura help me out."
"WHAT!"
"Yeah I told her I wanted to play this with InuYasha the next time he came over and she said it better have tons of blood."
"What does she think I am? A blood thirsty monster?"
Kagome and Souta just rolled their eyes as they say InuYasha's eyes go wide at the screen.
S$S$S$S 20 min. later $S$S$S$S
"You lose again!"
"NO WAY!"
"Get over it!"
"Come on you guys it's my turn!"
"Now way! I want a rematch!"
"But that was your guys 10th rematch. Face it InuYasha. You're never gonna beat her."
"Yeah. You can kick but in real life. I kick but in video games." Kagome said as she handed the controller over to Souta. "Now if you'll excuse me I have some writing and updating I've gotta get to."
As she sat down at her computer she heard the boys yell at the tv and rolled her eyes.
~ Let's see what we have here ~ she thought as she went to her website. ~ WOW! 500 hits in the first week! Awesome! ~ and with that she set about updating and replying.
S$S$S$S$ In the Feudal Era S$S$S$S$S$S
"Guess what!"
"What Shippou?"
"No no no you gotta guess."
"Miroku said her likes men?"
"HEY!"
"No" Shippou said as he giggled at what Sango said.
"Kagome and InuYasha are gonna get married?"
"Ewwww No!"
"You found a letter that Kagome accidently left behind?"
"Yes! How did you know?"
"I can see it in your hand."
"oh."
Miroku grabbed the letter from him and slowly looked it over.
"Hey give that back" Shippou said as he tried to grab it back.
"It appears to be in InuYasha's hand."
"What?!" Sango shouted.
"Not so loud Lady Sango. I do wish to here your beautiful voice when we are both old and taking care of our grand children."
"WHY YOU!!!!"
*WHAM!*
Miroku fell to the ground as Sango caught the letter as it floated slowly downward.
"I didn't know InuYasha could write." Shippou asked as he climbed on to her shoulder.
"Of course he can he's royalty."
"Well he certainly doesn't act like it."
"Yes well this si his hand. Now I wonder what it says." She said as she opened it and started to read. "Oh my."
"What? What does it say?!" Shippou asked seeing the look on her face.
"Yes Sango what does it say?" Miroku said as he took the letter out of Sango's hands.
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Author: Stupid Block! DIE!!!!!!!!!
*A Block explodes*
InuYasha: What in the world is she doing?
Kagome: She has writers block so she's venting her anger through blowing up metaphorical blocks.
InuYasha: Huh?
Miroku: You wouldn't understand.
Shippou; Yeah!
*Another Block Explodes*
Sango: Anyway, Please read and review.
Shippou: YEAH!
*Another block explodes*
Miroku: Is it just me or are those getting closer?