April 10, after the last entry
Oh God! Aragorn is so damn smelly now. I think he's trying for a rugged manly look. Seems to think it'll make him look good. Stupid mortal. I, Lego, am one of very good looks. I know stuff about beauty matters. I'm great with makeovers too. This one time, at Elf camp, I turned an ugly self conscious mortal pheasant into a semi-pretty girl. The man I made over wasn't too happy with the results. Gave his wife a heart attack when he came home. Sadly she died from shock. He threatened to hurt me with his manly skills. I shot him with an arrow. Needless to say, he didn't bother me after that. Shocking to think Aragorn actually believes he's prettier than me. I am SO the prettiest.
April 20, after the last entry We have set off for Carahadas. Mountain looking very large from where I'm standing. That's only because of my super cool Elf vision. To the stupid mortal eye the mountain looks tiny. Elf vision is such a wonderful thing. Wonder what wanderers I can see around us. Dum De Dum. Oh there's two monkeys over to our left. They're in a tree, possibly in Mirkwood. The second monkey seems to be moving. OMG!!! I.no more looking for wanderers. Can't those creatures get a damn room. My Elfhood is scarred . Permanently scarred. Icky. I think I'll go shoot some stuff to clear my pretty mind of those monkey. images.
April 24, after the last entry We're nearing Carahadas. The mortals can see it more clearly at this point. I've been seeing Aragorn hitting on Frodo in a VERY obvious way. Frodo doesn't seem to notice. Heard him talking in his sleep the other night. Something about nobody loving him. QUITE the contrary.
May 15, after the last entry We are now on Carahadas. So much fun to watch rest of fellowship struggle walking through the snow. Hehe. Being an Elf has SO many perks. Walking on snow brings much joy. specially when I get to watch fellowship suffer. Hehehe. I'm SO evil. But in a GOOD way. Did I mention I'm still the prettiest?
May 16, after the last entry Ugh Am very dissapointed. Had to turn back today. Stupid mortals can't walk on snow. They should find a way to turn into Elves. Would be SO convenient. Of course I'd STILL be the prettiest. NOTHING will EVER change THAT.
May 20, after the last entry Can't sleep. Everyone talking in sleep. Keep hearing funny noises coming from where Boromir and Pippin are sleeping. Don't really believe they're sleeping. Gandalf talking about baths. Sam talking about Frodo. Frodo talking about fish. Aragorn. also talking about Frodo. What's so appealing about this short midgety creature anyway? He IS kinda cute, in an ugly, hairy toed, midgety sort of way.
Oh God! Aragorn is so damn smelly now. I think he's trying for a rugged manly look. Seems to think it'll make him look good. Stupid mortal. I, Lego, am one of very good looks. I know stuff about beauty matters. I'm great with makeovers too. This one time, at Elf camp, I turned an ugly self conscious mortal pheasant into a semi-pretty girl. The man I made over wasn't too happy with the results. Gave his wife a heart attack when he came home. Sadly she died from shock. He threatened to hurt me with his manly skills. I shot him with an arrow. Needless to say, he didn't bother me after that. Shocking to think Aragorn actually believes he's prettier than me. I am SO the prettiest.
April 20, after the last entry We have set off for Carahadas. Mountain looking very large from where I'm standing. That's only because of my super cool Elf vision. To the stupid mortal eye the mountain looks tiny. Elf vision is such a wonderful thing. Wonder what wanderers I can see around us. Dum De Dum. Oh there's two monkeys over to our left. They're in a tree, possibly in Mirkwood. The second monkey seems to be moving. OMG!!! I.no more looking for wanderers. Can't those creatures get a damn room. My Elfhood is scarred . Permanently scarred. Icky. I think I'll go shoot some stuff to clear my pretty mind of those monkey. images.
April 24, after the last entry We're nearing Carahadas. The mortals can see it more clearly at this point. I've been seeing Aragorn hitting on Frodo in a VERY obvious way. Frodo doesn't seem to notice. Heard him talking in his sleep the other night. Something about nobody loving him. QUITE the contrary.
May 15, after the last entry We are now on Carahadas. So much fun to watch rest of fellowship struggle walking through the snow. Hehe. Being an Elf has SO many perks. Walking on snow brings much joy. specially when I get to watch fellowship suffer. Hehehe. I'm SO evil. But in a GOOD way. Did I mention I'm still the prettiest?
May 16, after the last entry Ugh Am very dissapointed. Had to turn back today. Stupid mortals can't walk on snow. They should find a way to turn into Elves. Would be SO convenient. Of course I'd STILL be the prettiest. NOTHING will EVER change THAT.
May 20, after the last entry Can't sleep. Everyone talking in sleep. Keep hearing funny noises coming from where Boromir and Pippin are sleeping. Don't really believe they're sleeping. Gandalf talking about baths. Sam talking about Frodo. Frodo talking about fish. Aragorn. also talking about Frodo. What's so appealing about this short midgety creature anyway? He IS kinda cute, in an ugly, hairy toed, midgety sort of way.