July 15, after last entry
Alright, FINE I forgive you for your wronglyness. But let me tell
you, this isn't how it's always gonna be. When I'm mad, I STAY mad. I just
took it easy on you cuz you're new. And OH MY GOD! You won't BELIEVE what
happened! You know that mysterious sexy stalker girl, Sahra. well she's
been very careless, dropping all these tid bits here and there. NO, she's
not doing it on purpose just so I'll find out more about her and be led
into her trap of stalkerness. Don't even THINK that. Geez, I'm not afraid
to get mad at you again!
Anyway, the mysterious sexy one, apparently she's also an Elf! Her
name is really Samri. Turns out, she's also not really a stalker! She just
happens to know every little detail about my life, and is traveling on the
same exact deadly path to Mordor as me! What a coincidence!
July 17, after last entry Ohhhh. I have one word to kick off this entry! ENJOLRAS!!!! Heh. never get tired of that do I. The pretty one is victorious! EWWWWW!! NO, NOT FRODO!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BLOODY MIND!?!? Duh! I was referring to myself. Thank you and GOODBYE! . No really though! I've discovered the meaning of my favorite word ever! NO, not Legolas. although that is one of the best words ever, ENJOLRAS!! First I found a book conveniently placed under my bed called, "English for complete morons," I read that. and then I found ANOTHER book. LES MISERABLES!! Something about the French, and Revolution! Enjolras is the guy who starts it all!! I am like, so gonna start my own revolution someday! Yea!!
July 20, after last entry Le GRRRR!!(evil elf growl is now FRENCH!) I've decided to start a revolution! Oh wait. you need a reason? Hmm. ok.
July 21, after last entry Alright! I've got it! My revolution is against everyone who doesn't think I'm the prettiest! Yes Yes, that's it!! I am one brilliant Elf! Now I must attempt to dye my hair brown! Yay revolution!!
. Dying hair didn't work. maybe I'll just put it up! Yea. COMPROMISE!
. Putting hair up didn't work. Well. it did, but the Fellowship laughed at me. Can not stand lesser beings who aren't pretty enough making fun of me. Will not put hair up anymore. . ALRIGHT, I've put together my army of squirrels, butterflies, and assorted chipmunks. We're ready to fight! Gimli's the first to go. That beard is SO tacky.
. DAMN that Dwarf! I tried cutting his damn beard off and I nearly broke my bloody sword. Of course, it's really Aragorn's, but he won't miss it. That beard is hard as a bloody rock! He should really bath more often. But. then again, Aragorn only baths once a year, as opposed to Gimli's once every two months. So, I guess it's better than nothing. Damn, why can't everyone be an elf? We're just so much better!
July 25, after last entry Have decided to quit the Revolution business. I still idolize ENJOLRAS and all, but being a pretty fellow like myself, I don't think I would benefit from such work. And anyway, who would get to admire my pretty face if I was making revolutions all the time!?
July 26, after last entry Fell in mud puddle, Boromir said I looked really sexy when I got dirty. Damn, am I the only non-gay fellowship member in this fellowship? Ah well. I'm still the goddamn prettiest. WooWooo!
July 17, after last entry Ohhhh. I have one word to kick off this entry! ENJOLRAS!!!! Heh. never get tired of that do I. The pretty one is victorious! EWWWWW!! NO, NOT FRODO!! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR BLOODY MIND!?!? Duh! I was referring to myself. Thank you and GOODBYE! . No really though! I've discovered the meaning of my favorite word ever! NO, not Legolas. although that is one of the best words ever, ENJOLRAS!! First I found a book conveniently placed under my bed called, "English for complete morons," I read that. and then I found ANOTHER book. LES MISERABLES!! Something about the French, and Revolution! Enjolras is the guy who starts it all!! I am like, so gonna start my own revolution someday! Yea!!
July 20, after last entry Le GRRRR!!(evil elf growl is now FRENCH!) I've decided to start a revolution! Oh wait. you need a reason? Hmm. ok.
July 21, after last entry Alright! I've got it! My revolution is against everyone who doesn't think I'm the prettiest! Yes Yes, that's it!! I am one brilliant Elf! Now I must attempt to dye my hair brown! Yay revolution!!
. Dying hair didn't work. maybe I'll just put it up! Yea. COMPROMISE!
. Putting hair up didn't work. Well. it did, but the Fellowship laughed at me. Can not stand lesser beings who aren't pretty enough making fun of me. Will not put hair up anymore. . ALRIGHT, I've put together my army of squirrels, butterflies, and assorted chipmunks. We're ready to fight! Gimli's the first to go. That beard is SO tacky.
. DAMN that Dwarf! I tried cutting his damn beard off and I nearly broke my bloody sword. Of course, it's really Aragorn's, but he won't miss it. That beard is hard as a bloody rock! He should really bath more often. But. then again, Aragorn only baths once a year, as opposed to Gimli's once every two months. So, I guess it's better than nothing. Damn, why can't everyone be an elf? We're just so much better!
July 25, after last entry Have decided to quit the Revolution business. I still idolize ENJOLRAS and all, but being a pretty fellow like myself, I don't think I would benefit from such work. And anyway, who would get to admire my pretty face if I was making revolutions all the time!?
July 26, after last entry Fell in mud puddle, Boromir said I looked really sexy when I got dirty. Damn, am I the only non-gay fellowship member in this fellowship? Ah well. I'm still the goddamn prettiest. WooWooo!