The disclaimer thingy again!!!!: I don't own phantom of the opera, as stated in previous chapters. I would write something witty here, but I can't think of anything^_^ my minds a complete blank! …^___^ it happens a lot. I'm like Raoul that way, and it makes me sad. …okay! Enough randomness!!! Thank you for the peoples who review! It makes me so happy to get them=^__________________________^= see? Sooooo….
Thanks to miranda7911^_^ she gotta gold star for being smart!
Thanks to Stuntchini!! Yup I do have an Erik plushie^_^ I found him recently while I was in a Halloween store. He's now been through a lot and now despises me ;_; I'm really not as nice as I should be to me poor unhappy Erik…
Thanks to La Pamplemousse!!!! O_O that's a nice wrath ^_^; I update I update!! Ack I didn't update soon enough_ *gets attacked*
Thanks to snow white muse^_^ I'm glad you like the persianbuddy2000™ and it can be all yours for just-
THANKS to ash! The mysterious reviewer.
Thanks to Phantom Aria ^___^ I will continue to attempt to amuse you peoples^__^
Thanks to Meiko M!! it must be awesome to be able to sing opera;_; I wouldn't know, I can't sing if my life depended on it. You should've changed so you would've gotten Erik at the end!
Thanks to little angel!! Another mysterious reviewer^_^ don't worry Christine will be coming into the story soon enough! I mean, her husband's missing! Oh yea, if you wanna persianbuddy2000™, they go for the low, low price of- *coughing fit* _ …oh yea..where was I? Right!
Thanks to NightSlayerZimma^__^ yea Stan! He's cooler than beans, but not as cool as cheese. He says that everyone's reading the story cause of him. I'm not gonna argue with 'em.
Thanks to Erik' Angel of Music!! Yea! Erik assures you his plan is the best way to woo the person of your dreams^_^ I'm not gonna argue with him either.
Yup that's it^__^ now for something completely different!! Yaaay!
Chapter 3!!!!!!!!
At the De Chagney house…*Christine, sitting alone at the dinner table* Christine- …something's missing. *thinks about it for 2 hours, goes to sleep, wakes up, thinks about it for another day as she's doing her errands, and as she's about to go to sleep, she has a lightbulby go off in her head* THAT'S IT!! I FORGOT TO GET BEEF AT THE STORE THE OTHER DAY__ … oh well I'll get it tomorrow, or I'll ask my love to get it^_^ *falls asleep…wakes up!! Suddenly!!* OH MY GOODNESS! Where's Raoul?
Meanwhile!!
*we open up to Raoul all alone still punjabbed in Erik's living room, it's nighttime* Raoul- *sniffle* I'm aaaaaaaaaaaaallllll aaaalooooooooooooooooneee theeeree's nooo one-
Erik- *from the other room* monsieur please SHUT UP OR I'LL SEW YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Raoul- But I had a nightmare…I sing when I have nightmares ;_;
Erik- and when I'm waken up from my SLEEP by a fop, I kill them on the spot.
Raoul- …okay I'll shut up ;_; (aww poor Raoul…__ I never thought I'd say that!!) …can I ask just ONE favor? Pleeease??
Erik-…no. *goes back in his room*
Raoul- *sings softly to himself* this is the song that never ends…
The next morning!!Erik- *comes out of his room all dressed and stuffs and ready for the day! Yay!! He faces us* good morning, my pupils of LOVE! Today I will teach you-
Raoul- *still singing softly to himself* some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they just kept on singing it forever just because this was the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends…*still singing softly*
Erik-…what ARE you singing so HORRIBLY monsieur?
Raoul- *still singing* this is the song that never ends…
Erik- AAAAHHHHH IT MUST BE STOPPED *whacks Raoul like a tether ball and he gets knocked out cold* …* regains his composture and faces the audience again* …I'm terribly sorry for the temporary insanity you just witnessed^_^ shall we begin??
Erik's Handy Guide To Getting The Lady Of Your Dreams!!! ™
Erik- If we're lucky, then Raoul won't bother us with his infuriating comments!
Raoul- yay you made me stop singing the song!
Erik- _ can I ask you something, monsieur?
Raoul- no.
Erik- What DID you say?
Raoul- Umm…no?
Erik- I knew you said that!!
Raoul- then why'd you ask me?
Erik- T__T you're walking on thin ice!
Raoul- hahaha I was being you! Don't you get it?? I always ask if I can ask you something and you say "no." heheheheee^_^
Erik- …If Christine wouldn't hate me for the rest of eternity for killing you, you would have been dead at least 2 chapters ago.
Raoul- awww. Why would you want to kill me? ;_;
Erik- Is that a trick question?…_ we're getting off topic! My students want to know how to get their love!
Raoul- why would you teach how to get someone-
Erik- CUE!!
Erik's Handy Guide To Getting The Lady Of Your Dreams!!! ™
Erik- STEP 3!!!
Step 3!!!Raoul- yay!
Erik- after you have piqued their interest, then you can TAKE THEM DOWN TO YOUR LAIR AND HAVE THEM SING YOUR MUSIC FOR YOU!!!!!
Raoul- yay!
Erik- if you do this JUST right, you will be able to snag them and they will be yours!! But this isn't the final step, for nothing is solid until they pledge their love to you! And you'll most likely need a back up plan in case this step backfires and they find out more about you too soon. I will elaborate in the next chapter!
Raoul- Yay!
Erik- why are you so enthusiastic?
Raoul- cause…gray skies are gonna clear up! Put on a happy face! Stick out your chin and cheer-
Erik- *kicks Raoul repeatedly* NO! BAD RAOUL! NO TALKING EVER!!!
Raoul- ;_; oow that hurts like pain!
*Meanwhile!!!*
*We switch to Christine!!* Christine- *looking for Raoul* __ where can he bee? …oh! I wonder if he got lost in the opera house…
*and so Christine went to the Paris opera house to look for her beloved Raoul*
Erik- wait!!!
*Kppo-girl walks in* what?
Erik- that doesn't sound like she's gonna choose me over…THAT!! *points to Raoul, who is making spit bubbles with his mouth…hay that's actually sorta entertaining!! I think I'll do that^_^
Kippo-girl- *is making spit bubbles with her mouth*
Erik- Stop that!! __ Why must I always be tortured!!??? Everyone'ssostupidthesedaysIcan'ttakeitanymoreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh_
Kippo-girl- don't worry you'll get Christine in the end I promise! Now let me continue writing!
*And so Christine went to the Paris opera house to look for her beloved Raoul…*
Christine-…Oh poo…I forgot my way around..
End chapter!!!!I'm sorry I didn't get this up sooner_ ack I'm horrible! And it's short too;_; *punishes herself* I'm sorry there was a bunch of other things that all the sudden got my attention;_; the next one will be longer I promise! And I'll be quicker about it too_please forgive me and still review! Erik compels you! And so does Stan!