July 30, after last entry
Ooh! We're on our way to Lothlorien. Hehe. I get to be around the more intelligent beings of Middle Earth once again! We Mirkwood Elves are better though. I mean, come on. they gots me! No civilization(big word of the day) is complete without the one prettiest Elf, i.e. Me!
August 3, after last entry
K, so we've arrived in Lothlorien. Galadriel's been hitting on Frodo. Pervy Hobbit Fancier. Doesn't she know interspecies relationships don't ever work out? Look at Aragorn and what's her face. They might have some hot animal sex every night, but Hello! She's immortal, he's just a silly silly man. And anyway, EWW! Come on, it's ARAGORN! SO not fit for an Elf, even Arwen, the daughter of I-wanna-wear-purple-dresses-and-tiaras, Elrond. There's also the fact that Aragorn is so cheating on her with Frodo. Frodo's such a slut. He's dating Sam, and having affaires with everyone else in the fellowship, meanwhile being completely clueless about his relationship statuses. Poor Hobbit. He doesn't even know he's gay yet. It's sad really.
I think it's about that time. What time you ask? The time where Sahra rapes me of course. What Else would I be waiting excitedly for?
Ooh! We're on our way to Lothlorien. Hehe. I get to be around the more intelligent beings of Middle Earth once again! We Mirkwood Elves are better though. I mean, come on. they gots me! No civilization(big word of the day) is complete without the one prettiest Elf, i.e. Me!
August 3, after last entry
K, so we've arrived in Lothlorien. Galadriel's been hitting on Frodo. Pervy Hobbit Fancier. Doesn't she know interspecies relationships don't ever work out? Look at Aragorn and what's her face. They might have some hot animal sex every night, but Hello! She's immortal, he's just a silly silly man. And anyway, EWW! Come on, it's ARAGORN! SO not fit for an Elf, even Arwen, the daughter of I-wanna-wear-purple-dresses-and-tiaras, Elrond. There's also the fact that Aragorn is so cheating on her with Frodo. Frodo's such a slut. He's dating Sam, and having affaires with everyone else in the fellowship, meanwhile being completely clueless about his relationship statuses. Poor Hobbit. He doesn't even know he's gay yet. It's sad really.
I think it's about that time. What time you ask? The time where Sahra rapes me of course. What Else would I be waiting excitedly for?