Chapter 1, April Fool's Day

CK_DARKBLADE: Perfect, April Fool's day. (Grins Evilly)

SETTING 1, Artemis' Bedroom

(CK wanders off to Artemis' computers)

CK_DARKBLADE: Haha! (Installs a virus on Artemis' computers)

(CK_DARKBLADE runs out the door to spy on Artemis)

Artemis: (Logging on to computer) Oh well, no one's going to April fool ME!

(25 seconds later)

Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who put pictures of fairies all over my screen? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(Looks closely at the icons)

Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who turned all my icons into pictures of laughing sprites? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(At this point the cursor comes up)

Artemis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Who turned my cursor into a picture of a pixie? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(A window comes up with a picture of a dancing leprechaun)

Artemis: This is not my day.

(Slumps onto the keyboard and is electrocuted)

Artemis: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

CK_DARKBLADE: Hehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Setting 2, Root's Office

CK_DARKBLADE: Time for a bit more havoc.

(CK_DARKBLADE starts to swap round the fungus cigars with sticks of dynamite)

CK_DARKBLADE: Muhahahahahahaha

(CK_DARKBLADE hides in a convenient cupboard)

(Root comes in and picks up a cigar)

Root: Lovely day for a fungus cigar!

(Three seconds after Root lights the cigar)

BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's notes

This is my firt fanfic so don't be too harsh. If this looks somewhat like Tonduil the elf's set-up, it's because he's helping me turn this into Fanfiction.net format.