Hi, Everyone! Thank you to all of you who gave me nice reviews, for this terrible story. And to Chikin Wang: I have finally added a SIXTH chapter, so stop telling me to update, I type slowly! Although I am flattered that two different people have read this and said that they liked it!
Chapter 6: Ginny makes a bad joke
The little row boat made its way across the lake, and Ron and Ginny amused themselves by telling every rude dark witch and wizard joke that they could think of.
"What's the difference between a dark witch and a normal one?"
"I dunno, what?"
"One is crass and the other one has class!"
"Huh?"
"Never mind."
"You don't tell very good jokes, do you Ginny?" Ron smiled.
"Shut up or I'll flush your Chudley Cannons shirt down Moaning Myrtle's toilet!"
"You wouldn't!"
"Try me!"
"Sit down! You're rocking the boat!" Mai said.
"Huh?"
"No were not!"
"It's from a show called Guys and Dolls. Very big in America."
"Never heard of it."
"Neither have I."
"Its, umm, what do you call it Oh! A muggle show."
"Our father is the head of muggle affairs at the Ministry of Magic! He probably knows all about it." Ginny said proudly. Mai saw that they were nearing the other side of the lake, so she stood up and grabbed her backpack. Suddenly the boat tipped and Mai was thrown from the boat!
" Whoa!" She yelled. Ron grabbed her arms and pulled her up before she fell in.
"You should have seen your face!" Ginny giggled (Told you she giggles a lot).
"Ron? You can let go now." Mai was now sitting on the short bench next to Ron and he was holding her hands.
"Hey, Lover boy? Were here!" Ginny walked out of the boat and started up the hill to the school.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have stood up like that."
"I-It's okay." Ron smiled at Mai and handed her her backpack and purse. Then he got out of the boat and walked towards Hogwarts, with the girl of his dreams.