Kaira-chan: Ehehe!! It's me!!
Yami Kaira: And me!
Pharaoh Yami: And me!
Kyla: And me!
Jeshi-chan: And me!
Yami Kaira: NO!! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Pharaoh Yami and Kyla: Whose she?
Kaira-chan: This is Jeshi-chan. One of my bestest best friends. She has an extra in "Happy Birthday Yugi"! And she no longer hates Yaoi! I have successfully converted her to fluff!!
Jeshi-chan: I hate you Kaira-chan...
Kaira-chan: RYOU X YUGI!!
Jeshi-chan: *giggles* yay!!!
YK, PY and Kyla: O_o
Kaira-chan: neways, Jeshi-chan and I (Damned grammar -.-;) are going to write a fic together.
Jeshi-chan: Not just any fic.
Kaira-chan: No, this fic is magical, and special.
Yami Kaira: Because it was written by 'Special' people like you.
Kaira-chan and Jeshi-chan: Yep! We're special!! ^___^
Yami Kaira: ...Oi....neways, this is a fic about what would happen if Kaira-chan and Jeshi-chan were to marry the cast of YGO...Ra save us all...
Kaira-chan: No! Yami save us all!
Jeshi-chan: I'll tell you what will happen! SETO WILL DIIIIEEEEE!!!
Everyone: O_o
Kyla: Jeshi-chan and Kywa-chan no own YGO!
*Jeshi-chan and Kaira-chan cry together in the background*
Pharaoh: I believe t ere should be some warnings... Talk of sex...sex hints and swearing...and um...guys in dresses? Oh, and guys in Speedo's, Thongs and Tight leather pants. Drinking. Anzu wearing barely nething... OH RA NO!! SAVE US!!...I do believe that is all....oh, and drugs...
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THE ENGAGEMENT
KAIRA-CHAN: 'Lo 'Lo Seto
SETO: Whadda you want?
KAIRA-CHAN: We're gonna get married ^-^
SETO: WHAT?! WHY?! O_o
KAIRA-CHAN: *Glares* Because I said, and you must obey.
SETO: What? Why? ((Kaira-chan: He ever so does like saying that, ne?))
KAIRA-CHAN: *Pulls out Millennium Katana* Do you want to feel the wrath of my blade?
SETO: NO!!! No, it's OK!
KAIRA-CHAN: Good honey! Now go buy me a ring!
BAKURA: No one's buying my ring!
KAIRA-CHAN: Wha?
BAKURA: Huh?
KAIRA-CHAN: Who?
BAKURA: Where?
SETO: Wh- grr. I'm surrounded by morons. I'm going to buy your ring.
BAKURA: You're not buying my ring.
SETO: Not your ring!
KAIRA-CHAN: But you said you were buying my ring...
SETO: No, not you. I'm buying your ring.
BAKURA: You just said you weren't buying my ring!
SETO: *Confused* wha- nevermind. I'll be back. *Leaves*
BAKURA: What's going on?
KAIRA-CHAN: Seto and I are getting married ^-^
BAKURA: What? I thought you loved Yami.
KAIRA-CHAN: I do!
BAKURA: Then why...?
KAIRA-CHAN: DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORESS, FOR SHE REIGNS CONTROL AND SHE COULD KILL YOU WITH A SIMPLE PEN STROKE!!
BAKURA: Wha - Authoress? What the hell are you talking about?
KAIRA-CHAN: I don't know O_o Spur of the moment thing?
BAKURA: Whatever. I'm telling everyone else.
KAIRA-CHAN: OK ^-^
BAKURA: *Walks off mumbling something about Kaira-chan being more insane then he is*
THE PLANNING
SETO: Mokuba's the best man.
KAIRA-CHAN: Best man? He's barely out of infantry.
SETO: What was that?
KAIRA-CHAN: You heard me. Everyone knows Yami is the best man ever.
SETO: I thought you were marrying me?
KAIRA-CHAN: Oh, I am dear. *Nervous laughter* *Thinking* Don't let him know I'm having an affair.
SETO: Mokuba's the best man!!! *Stomps foot*
KAIRA-CHAN: Fine, fine. Then Yugi's the flower girl. *Looks at dresses* *Grabs a purple one* This'll bring out his eyes.
SETO: Koinu inu can be the one crying hysterically in the front row.
KAIRA-CHAN: Koinu Inu? Ohh!! Jonouchi! Ok, sounds good. Jeshi-chan will be the Maid of Honour.
SETO: *Pales dramatically* Jeshi...chan.... *Shutters* ((Yami Kaira: I'm gonna hate to see what he does when he finds out he has to marry her O_o))
KAIRA-CHAN: And Ishtar-chan will be a brides maid..
SETO: Hmm... I don't have any friends to be the grooming men.
KAIRA-CHAN: Grooming men?
SETO: I don't know. I've never been married before! The guys who are the equivalent to the brides maids.
KAIRA-CHAN: Oh! Them. Hmm... Lesse, Mai and Serenity and Isis can be some other bridesmaids...and since there are no other girls in the show... so is... *shutters*
SETO: Don't say it!!!!!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Deep, shuttering breath* Anzu...
SETO: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Huggles* I know dear, but she would've shown up anyway. *Both cry in each other's arms*
SETO: Let's see. I'll pick random guys to be the grooming men. Yami, Honda, Malik, Marik and Ryou!
Kaira-chan: Is that all?
Seto: Hmm.... The Priest.
*They both look at each other*
Both: Bakura!
THE BACHELOR / BACHELORETTE PARTY
BAKURA: *dressed in a Speedo* Get in there Ryou!
RYOU: But I'll suffocate! *Also dressed in a Speedo*
BAKURA: No you won't! People do it all the time.
RYOU: But they don't use _real_ cakes!
BAKURA: Oh course they do. You think they use fake ones?? *Laughs insanely*
RYOU: *Nods meekly* *Gets shoved into a really big cake*
YAMI: I don't mind the leather, but im seriously _Not_ comfortable in this outfit *In a dressing room*
YUGI: Come on. It can't be as bad as Bakura and Ryou's outfit!
YAMI: What are _You_ wearing?
YUGI: I wasn't invited. Kaira-chan didn't want to be charged with child molesting.
YAMI: But you're in highschool! You're the same age as Kaira-chan and Ryou and Jou and Honda!
YUGI: I know. But this is for the best.
YAMI: FOR YOU!!! *Barges out of the dressing room in really really really tight leather pants and an open leather vest*
*Bakura and Yugi stare at him, then burst out laughing*
YAMI: *Blushes then runs back into dressing room* *Something seems to occurs to him because he opens the door* Ba...Ku...Ra? *Bursts our laughing*
*Jou and Honda walk by in thongs, talking like it's an everyday occurrence*
YUGI: Kaira-chan and her friends should be out there by now. I'm leaving.
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*About an hour later*
BAKURA: And now... RYOU!!!!!
*Nothing happens*
BAKURA: *Louder* And now...RYOU!!!!!
*Still nothing*
BAKURA: *Panicked* Ryou? RYOU?!! *Runs to cake an digs out Ryou*
Ryou: *dead*
BAKURA: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts crying*
JESHI-CHAN: Ryou? *Starts crying*
YAMI: What's this? *pulls out tape recorder* *Presses play*
RYOU: *Muffled* Jolly good! *Thump*
JESHI-CHAN AND BAKURA: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
RYOU: What? *Gets yo& What's everyone staring at?
BAKURA: ZOMBIE!!! *Sends him to the shadow realm*
KAIRA-CHAN: Uh...Bakura?
BAKURA: Yes?
YAMI: I don't think he was a zombie....
JESHI-CHAN: WHAT?!
BAKURA: O_O
JESHI-CHAN: *Attacks Bakura*
MALIK: *Dressed in a Speedo* *sighs* *Brings him back*
MARIK: Why'd you do that light? Let him suffer.
MALIK: Do you really want to see Jeshi-chan angry?
MARIK: I guess not u.u
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*Seto, Jou, Honda, Marik, Malik, Yami, Yugi and Otogi sitting* (This is taking place at a different time)
MAI: *Walks out wearing nearly nothing*
GUYS: *Nosebleeds*
ANZU: *walks out in same outfit*
GUYS: AHHH!!! MY EYES!! THEY BURN! *Cover there eyes*
SERENITY: *Walks out in same outfit*
HONDA AND OTOGI: *nosebleeds*
JOU: SERENITY!!! *Jumps up, picks her up and drags he backstage*
ISIS: *Walks out*
ALL BUT MALIK, MARIK AND JOU (He's back stage): *Nosebleeds*
MARIK: *Nearly kills all nosebleeders*
MALIK: -.-; Nice job dipshit.
MARIK: heheheh.....sorry.
THE WEDDING
ALL GUYS BUT JOU MARIK AND MALIK: Pain...oh..the pain...THE PAIN!!!!
KAIRA-CHAN: What happened to you people?
JOU: They were checking out Isis....
ISIS: *Blushes*
KAIRA-CHAN: Ohhh, that explains it.
MARIK: *Nervous laughter*
KAIRA-CHAN: Whatever, I hope that I can still get married to Seto in this condition. Bakura, can you still do the priest work?
BAKURA: Oh, the pain. The pain. *looks up* Yep, I can ^___^
EVERYONE: O_o
*From the dressing rooms, everyone outside can here*
YUGI: NOOO!!! I'M NOT COMING OUT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
YAMI: DAMMIT YUGI!!! JUST GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!! Did you see what she made me where at the bachelor party???
*Everyone hears Yugi burst out laughing*
YAMI: DAMMIT YUGI SHUT UP!!!
*Everyone goes back to see what's going on*
KAIRA-CHAN: What's going on here?
YAMI: Yugi won't come out!!!
*Voices from the front door of the chapel*
MALIK: Come on! Get in here!
KAIRA-CHAN: Well, tell him he has to, force him out if you have to. I need to see what's going on out there!
*Goes over to door to see Malik standing right inside of the chapel, but Marik is just outside*
KAIRA-CHAN: And what per say is going on out here?
MALIK: Marik won't come in!!!
MARIK: I CAN'T FOR THE LAST TIME!!
ISHTAR-CHAN: MARIK!!!! *Jumps him from behind*
MARIK: *Falls on face inside* AHHH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!! *Rolls around, steam coming out of his back*
EVERYONE AROUND: O_O
MALIK AND ISHTAR-CHAN: *Drag him out side, where he sighs in relief*
MARIK: I told you, I'm evil. I can't enter a church!
KAIRA-CHAN: Um...Marik? This is a non-religious chapel...
MARIK: Oh, OK then. *walks in fine and dandy*
EVERYONE: -.-; *Sweat drops*
*Suddenly laughter bursts out*
KAIRA-CHAN: What now??? *Runs over to where she just was with Yugi and Yami were*
YUGI: *Standing out there in a purple dress, blushing violently*
*Yami, Jeshi-chan, Seto, Bakura, Ryou, Honda, Mai, and Isis are rolling on the ground in fits of laugher*
JONOUCHI: *Trying to hold laughter in but not succeeding very well, for it looks like he's going to die for not taking a breath*
KAIRA-CHAN: -.-; ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR DAMNED LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!1 *Everyone stops and looks at her* Good, Yugi, you look sweet. I like it ^-^
YUGI: *Blushes more but mumbles thanks*
MAI: *Covering Seto's eyes*
KAIRA-CHAN: What are you doing, Mai?
MAI: It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
KAIRA-CHAN: -.-; Thanks...I need to go get ready...*Walks off*
MAI: *Follows her* I'll help ^-^
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*Seto's standing by some stares near the front of chapel* *Seto wearing a black tux* *Bakura's at the alter, wearing Ancient Egyptian priest cloths (Stolen from High Priest Seto's tomb, of course ^-~ (Don't ask me how their still together)*
*Music starts playing, and Jonouchi starts crying hysterically in the front row*
*Yugi walks down the isle in his pretty purple dress*
Ti-na-chan: *Whispering* Nice choice of cloths. They really bring out her eyes...
*Yugi blushes, and nails her with a rose for calling him a her*
*Rabab-chan starts laughing*
*Next come out Mokuba and Jeshi-chan, arms linked (Jeshi-chan bending down A LOT so she's his height*
*Makes it up to the alter*
JESHI-CHAN: *Glares* Seto...
SETO: *Glares back* Jeshi...
JESHI-CHAN: I swear to God, if you hurt her, I'll hurt you.
SETO: Oh, I'm so scared.
JESHI-CHAN: THAT'S IT!!! *Jumps on him* *Start beating the crap outta each other*
EVERYONE: !!!! O_O
YUGI: Please stop fighting. This is a day of joy...
*They keep fighting*
RYOU: Please stop fighting. This is a day of joy...
JESHI-CHAN: Ok Ryou!! *Gets up and walks over to the beside where Kaira-chan will be*
EVERYONE: -.-;
*Next down the isle are Ishtar-chan, linking arms with Marik*
ISHTAR-CHAN: ^__________________________^
MARIK: -.-
*Then are Malik and Isis, followed by Yami and Anzu ((SORRY YAMI!!!)) then Ryou and Mai, and Honda and Serenity*
*Yami runs back and comes back out linking arms with Kaira-chan* (Usually it's the father, but, oh well -.-;)
*Bakura does the little thingy*
*Kaira-chan and Seto say I do*
BAKURA: You may now kiss the bride...
*At that moment Yami Kaira decides to wake up*
Yami Kaira: *takes over Kaira-chan as she's about to kiss Seto* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???
Seto: O_O
YAMI KAIRA: KAIRA-CHAN!!!!! I DID NOT AGREE TO ANY OF THIS!!!
*Kaira-chan appears*
KAIRA-CHAN: Just shut up will you?
YAMI KAIRA: O_O YOU WERE GOING TO GET US MARRIED WITHOUT *MY* PERMISSION!!
KAIRA-CHAN: So? You do things all the time without my permission.
YAMI KAIRA: Like what?
KAIRA-CHAN: Hmm... lesse, you killed John
YAMI KAIRA: Don't say you didn't want me too...
KAIRA-CHAN: And you killed my Ex-Boyfriend.
SETO: O_o
YAMI KAIRA: He was all wrong for you...
KAIRA-CHAN: You got me suspended for threatening Mr. Perry.
YAMI KAIRA: Admit it, he's an asshole
KAIRA-CHAN: You broke my arm in that car accident...
YAMI KAIRA: Well, you needed a car, and then the Cops started chasing me, and then...
KAIRA-CHAN: YOU STOLE THAT CAR AND YOU WONDER WHY THE COPS CHASED YOU!!! And then you -
YAMI KAIRA: Enough, enough! I get it, fine, you can marry Seto.
KAIRA-CHAN: Thank you...
YAMI KAIRA: -.-; whatever. I'm to lenient with you..
THE WEDDING PARTY
*The Yami's and Kaira-chan are drinking like mad*
YAMI: *Trips Kaira-chan, catches her, and lays her on the ground* *Stuffs a funnel in her mouth and Marik begins to pour alcohol down it*
THE YAMI'S: Chug, chug, chug, chug!
SETO: *groans* I married a drunk...
YAMI KAIRA: No you didn't. She's only a party drinker!!! Chug! Chug! Chug!
YAMI: *Loudly* Boy Seto! Are you gonna have fun with her tonight!!!!!!
SETO: *Blushes wildly*
MOKUBA: What does he mean, 'Niisan? (Big brother)
SETO: Erm - uh. Nevermind Mokuba. You'll learn when you're a little older.
MOKUBA: Oh!! He means sex, right?
SETO: O_O WHERE DID YOU LEARN ABOUT THAT??
MOKUBA: Um. Uncle Marik and Uncle Yami told me?
SETO: WHAT???!!!! *Stares angrily at Marik and Yami*
MARIK: Ehehe ^-^;. *Forgets that he's pouring alcohol down Kaira-chan's throat*
YAMI: Eheheh ^-^; *Starts to back away*
YAMI KAIRA: MARIK!! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN KAIRA!!!!!!!!
MARIK: *Looks down* eheh, opps.
KAIRA-CHAN: @_@ the rooms all spinney like.
MOKUBA: They taught me everything. There were video's too. They were called...Playboy I think?? And everyone was yelling, and screaming for more. And harder and faster...
SETO: *Burning with rage* *About to jumps at Yami and Marik*
MOKUBA: Hey, isn't that what you and the maid scream out when you're in your room together?
EVERYONE: O_O
SETO: O_o;;;;;; *Blushes and sits back down*
KAIRA-CHAN: *Gets up*
MALIK: Um...how's she still conscious?
KAIRA-CHAN: *Walks up to Yami* I love you.... *Kisses him*
EVERYONE: O_O
YAMI KAIRA: *Covers for her* Kaira-chan, that's not Seto. *Drags her over to Seto, where Kaira-chan collapses on Seto's lap*
SETO: Um... I think I better take her home now O_o *Lifts her up, and they walk out of the dance hall place like a newly wed couple, oh wait, they are*
EVERYONE: Aww, that's so romantic....
KAIRA-CHAN: *Barfs all over floor*
EVERYONE BUT THE YAMI'S WHO ARE BACK TO DRINKING: O_O nevermind...
THE DAY AFTER
KAIRA-CHAN: *Somehow wakes up WITHOUT a hangover* hmm...? *Looks over to see Seto sleeping beside her* O_O *Lifts up covers and looks under* AHH!!!
MOKUBA: *Runs in* WHAT HAPPENED??? *Sees Kaira-chan wearing barely anything* Kaira-chan, why are you wearing hardly anything?
KAIRA-CHAN: It was very hot last night...
SETO: *Wakes up and sits up all zombie like*
MOKUBA: And how come 'Niisan's wearing nothing?
KAIRA-CHAN: Yes. Very very hot last night...
MOKUBA: O_O I'M TELLING!!
SETO: We're married Mokuba...
MOKUBA: Oh yeah, I forgot!! *Huggles Kaira-chan* 'NEESAN!!
SETO: I'm getting a divorce...
MOKUBA: What? Why?
KAIRA-CHAN: You no love me?
SETO: NO!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Cries*
SETO: Fine, we'll stay married _A little_ longer...
KAIRA-CHAN: YAY!!
MARRIED LIFE
KAIRA-CHAN: Servant!!
MOKUBA: *Comes in* Here's your juice 'Neesan
YAMI KAIRA: WE CLEARLY ASKED FOR LEMON JUICE!! NOT LEMONADE!
KAIRA-CHAN: Take it back, Ototo (Little brother)
MOKUBA: =.=; Yes 'Neesan... *Comes back* Here's your lemon juice...
KAIRA-CHAN: *Sips it* BLACH!! THIS IS SOUR!!
MOKUBA: Yes, 'Neesan... That's what lemon juice is...
KAIRA-CHAN: Well, get me lemonade....
MOKUBA: ..... -.-; *Starts to take back lemon juice*
KAIRA-CHAN: *Growls* THE LEMON JUICE STAYS WITH ME!!!
MOKUBA: -.-; SETO!! I WANT YOU TO GET A DIVORCE NOW!!!
*Yami Kaira and Kaira-chan smirk at each other*
THE LAWSUIT
Kaira-chan: I can't believe you're going to break my heart like this *Crying hysterically*
Seto: What??
Kaira-chan: It feels like your ripping my heart out and smashing it into the ground.
Seto: What? You don't love me!
Kaira-chan: YES I DO!! But I want you to be happy...so...I won't stop you... your happiness is more important then mine...
Yami (To Yugi, in the audience thingy, whispering): What's she up to?
Yugi: I don't know...
The Judge: It seems your getting the short end of the stick here Kaira. Is there anything you would like?
Kaira-chan: *Sniffles* Oh, I couldn't take anything from Seto my love...
The Judge: Come now. It's clear that you don't want this divorce to happen, and you truly love Mr. Kaiba, so please, take something.
Kaira-chan: *Sniff* Well...if I must...I'd like 9/10's of his money...
The Judge: DONE!!
All: O_O
Yami: Damn, she's a genius.
Ryou: Good Show! GOOD SHOW!! *Clapping*
Seto: WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! IT'S ALL AN ACT!!
The Judge: If it is, she is a very good actress! *Looks down at papers*
Kaira-chan: *Grins evilly at Seto*
Seto: THERE!!! TELL ME YOU SAW THAT!!
The Judge: See what? *looks up*
Seto: Her!! She just grinned evilly at me!
Kaira-chan: HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT??!!! *Cries harder*
The Judge: O_O SETO I'M SENDING YOU TO COUNSELING, AND IN THE MEAN TIME, KAIRA HAS CUSTODY OVER MOKUBA!!
Seto: WHAT?? No!!! He's my only....reason for living any more...
Yami *Playing alone with Kaira-chan's act*: NO HE'S NOT!! You love nothing!! You only care for yourself!!
The Judge: That settles it. Kaira-chan had full custody over Mokuba for 4 months, while you're in counseling.
Seto: T-T
Kaira-chan: *Evil smirk as she walks out of the place, now rich and with a new little brother*
Seto: Oh well, I'm still a multimillionaire.
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Kaira-chan: On with Jeshi-chan's ficcy ^___^
Jeshi-chan: YAY!! No wait....NOOO!!! I HAVE TO MARRY SETO!!
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Kaira: Jeshi! You HAVE to marry Seto!
Jessica: No, I hate his guts, I hate his hair, I hate his voice, and the way he talks, and his shoes...god, those damned SHOES! Tall rich boy thinks he's so great. I used to go to school with a tall smart rich kid in grade 7....beat the crap out of him 'cause he kept pissing me off purposely just because HE'S got money, and HE doesn't have to do chores, because his "mommy and daddy give him all the money he wants..." Phhtt....yeah, I hope they had enough money to pay for the locker damage....*Kaira: O.o....*
Yami Kaira: Whoop-de-doo! You beat up some snobby rich kid....I killed someone! *is proud of herself*
Kaira: ...O.o....anyway....*turns to Jessica* You marry Seto!
Jessica: NEVER!...I want to marry Jonouchi instead!...^.^ *Can't wait until she gets to marry Jonouchi. Until then, Seto lovers gang up on her*
Seto lover 1: You shall become one of us! LOVE SETO!!
Jessica: Eeeek! No!!! *Kicks SL1*
Seto lover 2: But it's a beautiful cult! *Jessica: O.O''.....*
Jessica: NEVER!! *Seto lovers start shoving pills down Jessica's throat and giving her injections*
Yami Kaira: ...Drugging her? How's that gonna help? *Jessica throws all the Seto lovers off her and sits up in a trance-like state*
Seto lover 123: Okay, now let's see how we did. What do you think of Seto?
Jessica: ....o_o....*gives a stupid smile*
Seto lover 3: *points at Seto walking down the street* Look, there's Seto!
Jessica: Heeeheeee........^_^....*Seto lovers cheer and pat each other on the backs*
Seto lover 505: We have successfully converted her!
Kaira: You didn't convert her! You drugged her!....That's cool....Give ME somma those drugs! ^.^ *Yami Kaira whacks her over the head. Kaira sits around rubbing her head* .o.....Owwiee.....
Yami Kaira: (to Kaira) Baka...-.-
Jessica: *runs up and huggles Seto* SETO!!! ^-^
Seto: O.O.....YIKES!!!! *pushes her* What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!
Jessica: Heehee...he's so cute when he's mad...^.^
Seto: O.o...What's your problem?
Jessica: Silly, Kaiba! Seto soooo silly....that's why I love you so much, you're soooo adorable and silly! ^.^
Seto: O.O!.....*is scared*....o.O.....This is a joke, right?
Jessica: Hee hee! Nope, the only joke here is if YOU refuse to marry me!
Seto: O.O!!!!!.....WHAT?!! YOU'RE CRAZY!!.....You...you love Jonouchi!
Jessica: o.o........I can't marry Jonouchi! Why would I marry a dog?! That's like....cruelty to animals.......
Seto: ....Sooo....you don't love Jonouchi anymore?....
Jessica: Nope! *shakes head*
Seto: Hmmmm...I could use that to rub in Katsuya's face.....
Jessica: *huggles Seto* Heehee! Seto's so smart! ^.^
Seto: ...^_^ Okay!
*Seto lovers are all watching and twiddling their fingers in a Mr. Burns-like fashion*
Seto lover 15: Excellent.
Seto lover 58: Yes, excellent.
Seto lover 24: Truly excellent.
Seto lover 235: Excellent indeed!
Seto lover 342: Very excellent.
Seto lover 28: Absolutely excellent!
Seto lover 71: Unimaginably excellent.
Seto lover 777: Exaaacttlyy....*other Seto lovers give 777 weird looks. 777 realizes that he said the wrong word*.....D'OH! *Joke from the Simpsons*
Jessica: Okay, I've got it! The groom's best friends will be Yugi, Ryou and Marik!
Seto: ....No Yugi.
Jessica: YES Yugi! And and and.....best man will be...um....um...I don't know...
Seto: ...Mokuba?
Jessica: Two things wrong with that. Number one, Kaira is using him as best man, secondly...Mokuba's the flower girl....use Bakura!
Seto: NOOOOOO!!!! *looks horrified*
Jessica: ....Ooookayyyy....then...how 'bout Yami?
Seto: I-errr....no-wait.....um......*shudders*...All right.....use Yami...*realizing that Yami is probably the best she'll decide on*
Jessica: Yay! ^.^
Seto: Okay now....wait.....MOKUBA'S THE FLOWER GIRL?!?!??
Jessica: Yeah! ^.^
Seto: How about, NO?
Jessica: How about....puuuhhhleeeeeessssssseeeee?????
Seto: *shudders again* ....Okayyy......
Jessica: Yay! ^.^......and the bride's maids will be Mai, Serenity and Jonouchi!
Seto: Okay and-wait!! JONOUCHI?! BRIDES' MAID?!?
Jessica: Yeah!
Seto: Are you feeling okay? No, really?
Jessica: Why, Seto, I would think that Jonouchi would look so beautiful in a pretty dress and his hair done up. ^.^
Seto: .....Fine.......
Jessica: Oh! And Kaira-chan can be the maid of honour!
Seto: O.O....what?
Jessica: Yeah!
Seto: What about Yami Kaira?
Jessica: Hmmm....you're right....*light bulb* I know! Yami Kaira-chan will be the maid of honour, and Kaira-chan will be the emotional-yet-annoying-lady-who-cries-uncontrollably-at-weddings! ^.^
Seto: O.o....*shrugs* Okay.
*Anyway...after long planning, the wedding takes place....and after...the wedding party! Yeah! Fun!! Okay, so maybe it's not that fun...yet...everyone is running around drinking pretty much....but it gets better...see? Better....NOW*
Malik: *Comes running into the hall* Ladies and gentlemen! I have hidden an object somewhere in this building! The first person to find it wins!!
Honda: *Bites a piece of cake* Ow! Hey! *pulls out millennium eye* Someone put a gold eyeball in here! *Everyone turns to Malik*
Yami: (to Malik) WHERE did you get that?!?! *Malik points at Bakura. Yami turns to Bakura* Alright...where did YOU get it from?!
Bakura: Well, I um.....um....Oh, hey, I think I hear whiskey bottle calling me! Gotta go! *Charges out of the hall and steals a skateboard from a little kid.* How do you work this damn thing?! *slowly pushes himself along on the skateboard down the street. Everyone else: O.o....(sweat droppies)*
Yami: Someone get him! He is slowly getting away! *Everyone starts to walk after Bakura with their arms outstretched*
Jonouchi: It's no use, man, we'll never catch up.
Yami: *stops walking* Damn....he's gotten away THIS time....
*Okay, so maybe it was like, the highlight of the night!*
*Jessica wakes up the next morning, gets up, looks beside her and sees Seto.*
Jessica: O.O EEEEK!!! What the fu-what happened here?! What's HE doin' here?! *gasps*...No....no...*laugh of disbelief* No...I...I couldn't have, I didn't...I...*looks at the ring on her finger* I DID! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Is wondering HOW she could have let this happen to her*
Seto: *Gets up* What the hell are you yelling about?
Jessica: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! *Jumps away from him*
Seto: O.O...*glares and jumps away from her* No...YOU get the hell away from ME!
Jessica: WHADDA YA MEAN "YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME?!" WHADDA YA DOIN' SLEEPING BESIDE ME?!?!
Seto: Um....Oh, yeah? What are YOU doing sleeping beside ME?!
Jessica: O.O'' *twitching eye*....Grrrrrrrrr...you idiot! You just said the exact same thing!!!!!!!
Seto: You didn't even answer!
Jessica: FINE! *holds up hand to show ring* You better hope this doesn't mean what it's supposed to mean!!!
Seto: Well UNFORTUNATELY, It DOES!
Jessica: *shudders while her eye continues to twitch* ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!! This is like some horrible nightmare!!!!!
Seto: You're telling me, I thought you were acting a little strange when you came up and hugged me out of nowhere!
Jessica: *freezes. Turns and gives Seto evil eye while shaking with anger*...Me?...HUG.....Y-O-U?! *turns away again*
Seto: Yeah, and what was even more freaky is when you said you loved me.
Jessica: O.O''....Oh, man....that's just...*looks up suddenly* Wait......wait a minute! *turns and glares at Seto* You knew about this wedding thing all along?!?
Seto: Um...yeah....you didn't?
Jessica: A bunch of people...they...*remembers the pills. gasps again* those crazy people drugged me!!
Seto: Ohhhhh...that's why you were acting so weird...
Jessica: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?!?!?!
Seto: Why should I have?
Jessica: I HATE YOU! AND YOU HATE ME, WHY WOULD YA MARRY ME?!?!?!
Seto: *shrugs*...I don't know......
Jessica: GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'LL...I'LL...THAT'S IT!! *deep, quiet sinister laugh like thing*......I'll KILL you!!!! Then I'LL inherit the insurance!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *As you have guessed, she is laughing insanely*
Mokuba: *walks into the room* Hi, guys, so how are-huh? O.o...*Sees Jessica and Seto yelling at each other*
Seto: YOU'RE CRAZY!
Jessica: YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Mokuba: *Looks extremely upset* NOO! You can't get a divorce!!!!!!
Seto: (To Mokuba) WHY NOT?!
Mokuba: But...but....
Jessica: Mokuba, do you want a LIVING Seto, or a DEAD Seto?!
Mokuba: A...a living Seto?
Jessica: Then you WANT a divorce!
Seto: Hey! Who said I was the one who was going to die?!
Jessica: You wanna try me?
*And so, sadly for the Seto lovers, Jessica and Seto separate. Let's face it, people, they just can't stand each other! Okay, enough third person here. I can't stand Seto! I'm sorry, but I do love Jonouchi instead! And I don't like Seto and his constant ignorance to Jonouchi!....It just pisses me off....but Mokuba's adorable! Don't be sad/mad Seto lovers! I don't hate you...unless you flame me...but REALLY think about it! We were both happy in the end! And don't you all want Seto to be happy? Of course you do! ^.^*
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Kyla: Pwease wead and weview...
Kaira-chan: And give us idea's on who to do next.
Jeshi-chan: Don't say Yami, or Pharaoh Yami. We know when were throwing them in....
Pharaoh Yami: *pales* You're...marrying me...?
Kaira-chan: Yep ^___^
Jeshi-chan: So tell us... *Chanting* please Jonouchi, Ryou or Bakura, Jonouchi, Ryou or Bakura....
Kaira-chan: =.=; Don't influence them.....oh yeah, we're doing the Ancient Egyptian cast too ^___^ Hope you liked...
Yami Kaira: And me!
Pharaoh Yami: And me!
Kyla: And me!
Jeshi-chan: And me!
Yami Kaira: NO!! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Pharaoh Yami and Kyla: Whose she?
Kaira-chan: This is Jeshi-chan. One of my bestest best friends. She has an extra in "Happy Birthday Yugi"! And she no longer hates Yaoi! I have successfully converted her to fluff!!
Jeshi-chan: I hate you Kaira-chan...
Kaira-chan: RYOU X YUGI!!
Jeshi-chan: *giggles* yay!!!
YK, PY and Kyla: O_o
Kaira-chan: neways, Jeshi-chan and I (Damned grammar -.-;) are going to write a fic together.
Jeshi-chan: Not just any fic.
Kaira-chan: No, this fic is magical, and special.
Yami Kaira: Because it was written by 'Special' people like you.
Kaira-chan and Jeshi-chan: Yep! We're special!! ^___^
Yami Kaira: ...Oi....neways, this is a fic about what would happen if Kaira-chan and Jeshi-chan were to marry the cast of YGO...Ra save us all...
Kaira-chan: No! Yami save us all!
Jeshi-chan: I'll tell you what will happen! SETO WILL DIIIIEEEEE!!!
Everyone: O_o
Kyla: Jeshi-chan and Kywa-chan no own YGO!
*Jeshi-chan and Kaira-chan cry together in the background*
Pharaoh: I believe t ere should be some warnings... Talk of sex...sex hints and swearing...and um...guys in dresses? Oh, and guys in Speedo's, Thongs and Tight leather pants. Drinking. Anzu wearing barely nething... OH RA NO!! SAVE US!!...I do believe that is all....oh, and drugs...
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THE ENGAGEMENT
KAIRA-CHAN: 'Lo 'Lo Seto
SETO: Whadda you want?
KAIRA-CHAN: We're gonna get married ^-^
SETO: WHAT?! WHY?! O_o
KAIRA-CHAN: *Glares* Because I said, and you must obey.
SETO: What? Why? ((Kaira-chan: He ever so does like saying that, ne?))
KAIRA-CHAN: *Pulls out Millennium Katana* Do you want to feel the wrath of my blade?
SETO: NO!!! No, it's OK!
KAIRA-CHAN: Good honey! Now go buy me a ring!
BAKURA: No one's buying my ring!
KAIRA-CHAN: Wha?
BAKURA: Huh?
KAIRA-CHAN: Who?
BAKURA: Where?
SETO: Wh- grr. I'm surrounded by morons. I'm going to buy your ring.
BAKURA: You're not buying my ring.
SETO: Not your ring!
KAIRA-CHAN: But you said you were buying my ring...
SETO: No, not you. I'm buying your ring.
BAKURA: You just said you weren't buying my ring!
SETO: *Confused* wha- nevermind. I'll be back. *Leaves*
BAKURA: What's going on?
KAIRA-CHAN: Seto and I are getting married ^-^
BAKURA: What? I thought you loved Yami.
KAIRA-CHAN: I do!
BAKURA: Then why...?
KAIRA-CHAN: DO NOT QUESTION THE AUTHORESS, FOR SHE REIGNS CONTROL AND SHE COULD KILL YOU WITH A SIMPLE PEN STROKE!!
BAKURA: Wha - Authoress? What the hell are you talking about?
KAIRA-CHAN: I don't know O_o Spur of the moment thing?
BAKURA: Whatever. I'm telling everyone else.
KAIRA-CHAN: OK ^-^
BAKURA: *Walks off mumbling something about Kaira-chan being more insane then he is*
THE PLANNING
SETO: Mokuba's the best man.
KAIRA-CHAN: Best man? He's barely out of infantry.
SETO: What was that?
KAIRA-CHAN: You heard me. Everyone knows Yami is the best man ever.
SETO: I thought you were marrying me?
KAIRA-CHAN: Oh, I am dear. *Nervous laughter* *Thinking* Don't let him know I'm having an affair.
SETO: Mokuba's the best man!!! *Stomps foot*
KAIRA-CHAN: Fine, fine. Then Yugi's the flower girl. *Looks at dresses* *Grabs a purple one* This'll bring out his eyes.
SETO: Koinu inu can be the one crying hysterically in the front row.
KAIRA-CHAN: Koinu Inu? Ohh!! Jonouchi! Ok, sounds good. Jeshi-chan will be the Maid of Honour.
SETO: *Pales dramatically* Jeshi...chan.... *Shutters* ((Yami Kaira: I'm gonna hate to see what he does when he finds out he has to marry her O_o))
KAIRA-CHAN: And Ishtar-chan will be a brides maid..
SETO: Hmm... I don't have any friends to be the grooming men.
KAIRA-CHAN: Grooming men?
SETO: I don't know. I've never been married before! The guys who are the equivalent to the brides maids.
KAIRA-CHAN: Oh! Them. Hmm... Lesse, Mai and Serenity and Isis can be some other bridesmaids...and since there are no other girls in the show... so is... *shutters*
SETO: Don't say it!!!!!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Deep, shuttering breath* Anzu...
SETO: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Huggles* I know dear, but she would've shown up anyway. *Both cry in each other's arms*
SETO: Let's see. I'll pick random guys to be the grooming men. Yami, Honda, Malik, Marik and Ryou!
Kaira-chan: Is that all?
Seto: Hmm.... The Priest.
*They both look at each other*
Both: Bakura!
THE BACHELOR / BACHELORETTE PARTY
BAKURA: *dressed in a Speedo* Get in there Ryou!
RYOU: But I'll suffocate! *Also dressed in a Speedo*
BAKURA: No you won't! People do it all the time.
RYOU: But they don't use _real_ cakes!
BAKURA: Oh course they do. You think they use fake ones?? *Laughs insanely*
RYOU: *Nods meekly* *Gets shoved into a really big cake*
YAMI: I don't mind the leather, but im seriously _Not_ comfortable in this outfit *In a dressing room*
YUGI: Come on. It can't be as bad as Bakura and Ryou's outfit!
YAMI: What are _You_ wearing?
YUGI: I wasn't invited. Kaira-chan didn't want to be charged with child molesting.
YAMI: But you're in highschool! You're the same age as Kaira-chan and Ryou and Jou and Honda!
YUGI: I know. But this is for the best.
YAMI: FOR YOU!!! *Barges out of the dressing room in really really really tight leather pants and an open leather vest*
*Bakura and Yugi stare at him, then burst out laughing*
YAMI: *Blushes then runs back into dressing room* *Something seems to occurs to him because he opens the door* Ba...Ku...Ra? *Bursts our laughing*
*Jou and Honda walk by in thongs, talking like it's an everyday occurrence*
YUGI: Kaira-chan and her friends should be out there by now. I'm leaving.
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*About an hour later*
BAKURA: And now... RYOU!!!!!
*Nothing happens*
BAKURA: *Louder* And now...RYOU!!!!!
*Still nothing*
BAKURA: *Panicked* Ryou? RYOU?!! *Runs to cake an digs out Ryou*
Ryou: *dead*
BAKURA: RYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts crying*
JESHI-CHAN: Ryou? *Starts crying*
YAMI: What's this? *pulls out tape recorder* *Presses play*
RYOU: *Muffled* Jolly good! *Thump*
JESHI-CHAN AND BAKURA: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
RYOU: What? *Gets yo& What's everyone staring at?
BAKURA: ZOMBIE!!! *Sends him to the shadow realm*
KAIRA-CHAN: Uh...Bakura?
BAKURA: Yes?
YAMI: I don't think he was a zombie....
JESHI-CHAN: WHAT?!
BAKURA: O_O
JESHI-CHAN: *Attacks Bakura*
MALIK: *Dressed in a Speedo* *sighs* *Brings him back*
MARIK: Why'd you do that light? Let him suffer.
MALIK: Do you really want to see Jeshi-chan angry?
MARIK: I guess not u.u
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*Seto, Jou, Honda, Marik, Malik, Yami, Yugi and Otogi sitting* (This is taking place at a different time)
MAI: *Walks out wearing nearly nothing*
GUYS: *Nosebleeds*
ANZU: *walks out in same outfit*
GUYS: AHHH!!! MY EYES!! THEY BURN! *Cover there eyes*
SERENITY: *Walks out in same outfit*
HONDA AND OTOGI: *nosebleeds*
JOU: SERENITY!!! *Jumps up, picks her up and drags he backstage*
ISIS: *Walks out*
ALL BUT MALIK, MARIK AND JOU (He's back stage): *Nosebleeds*
MARIK: *Nearly kills all nosebleeders*
MALIK: -.-; Nice job dipshit.
MARIK: heheheh.....sorry.
THE WEDDING
ALL GUYS BUT JOU MARIK AND MALIK: Pain...oh..the pain...THE PAIN!!!!
KAIRA-CHAN: What happened to you people?
JOU: They were checking out Isis....
ISIS: *Blushes*
KAIRA-CHAN: Ohhh, that explains it.
MARIK: *Nervous laughter*
KAIRA-CHAN: Whatever, I hope that I can still get married to Seto in this condition. Bakura, can you still do the priest work?
BAKURA: Oh, the pain. The pain. *looks up* Yep, I can ^___^
EVERYONE: O_o
*From the dressing rooms, everyone outside can here*
YUGI: NOOO!!! I'M NOT COMING OUT!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!
YAMI: DAMMIT YUGI!!! JUST GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW!!! Did you see what she made me where at the bachelor party???
*Everyone hears Yugi burst out laughing*
YAMI: DAMMIT YUGI SHUT UP!!!
*Everyone goes back to see what's going on*
KAIRA-CHAN: What's going on here?
YAMI: Yugi won't come out!!!
*Voices from the front door of the chapel*
MALIK: Come on! Get in here!
KAIRA-CHAN: Well, tell him he has to, force him out if you have to. I need to see what's going on out there!
*Goes over to door to see Malik standing right inside of the chapel, but Marik is just outside*
KAIRA-CHAN: And what per say is going on out here?
MALIK: Marik won't come in!!!
MARIK: I CAN'T FOR THE LAST TIME!!
ISHTAR-CHAN: MARIK!!!! *Jumps him from behind*
MARIK: *Falls on face inside* AHHH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!! *Rolls around, steam coming out of his back*
EVERYONE AROUND: O_O
MALIK AND ISHTAR-CHAN: *Drag him out side, where he sighs in relief*
MARIK: I told you, I'm evil. I can't enter a church!
KAIRA-CHAN: Um...Marik? This is a non-religious chapel...
MARIK: Oh, OK then. *walks in fine and dandy*
EVERYONE: -.-; *Sweat drops*
*Suddenly laughter bursts out*
KAIRA-CHAN: What now??? *Runs over to where she just was with Yugi and Yami were*
YUGI: *Standing out there in a purple dress, blushing violently*
*Yami, Jeshi-chan, Seto, Bakura, Ryou, Honda, Mai, and Isis are rolling on the ground in fits of laugher*
JONOUCHI: *Trying to hold laughter in but not succeeding very well, for it looks like he's going to die for not taking a breath*
KAIRA-CHAN: -.-; ALL OF YOU STOP YOUR DAMNED LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!1 *Everyone stops and looks at her* Good, Yugi, you look sweet. I like it ^-^
YUGI: *Blushes more but mumbles thanks*
MAI: *Covering Seto's eyes*
KAIRA-CHAN: What are you doing, Mai?
MAI: It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
KAIRA-CHAN: -.-; Thanks...I need to go get ready...*Walks off*
MAI: *Follows her* I'll help ^-^
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*Seto's standing by some stares near the front of chapel* *Seto wearing a black tux* *Bakura's at the alter, wearing Ancient Egyptian priest cloths (Stolen from High Priest Seto's tomb, of course ^-~ (Don't ask me how their still together)*
*Music starts playing, and Jonouchi starts crying hysterically in the front row*
*Yugi walks down the isle in his pretty purple dress*
Ti-na-chan: *Whispering* Nice choice of cloths. They really bring out her eyes...
*Yugi blushes, and nails her with a rose for calling him a her*
*Rabab-chan starts laughing*
*Next come out Mokuba and Jeshi-chan, arms linked (Jeshi-chan bending down A LOT so she's his height*
*Makes it up to the alter*
JESHI-CHAN: *Glares* Seto...
SETO: *Glares back* Jeshi...
JESHI-CHAN: I swear to God, if you hurt her, I'll hurt you.
SETO: Oh, I'm so scared.
JESHI-CHAN: THAT'S IT!!! *Jumps on him* *Start beating the crap outta each other*
EVERYONE: !!!! O_O
YUGI: Please stop fighting. This is a day of joy...
*They keep fighting*
RYOU: Please stop fighting. This is a day of joy...
JESHI-CHAN: Ok Ryou!! *Gets up and walks over to the beside where Kaira-chan will be*
EVERYONE: -.-;
*Next down the isle are Ishtar-chan, linking arms with Marik*
ISHTAR-CHAN: ^__________________________^
MARIK: -.-
*Then are Malik and Isis, followed by Yami and Anzu ((SORRY YAMI!!!)) then Ryou and Mai, and Honda and Serenity*
*Yami runs back and comes back out linking arms with Kaira-chan* (Usually it's the father, but, oh well -.-;)
*Bakura does the little thingy*
*Kaira-chan and Seto say I do*
BAKURA: You may now kiss the bride...
*At that moment Yami Kaira decides to wake up*
Yami Kaira: *takes over Kaira-chan as she's about to kiss Seto* WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???
Seto: O_O
YAMI KAIRA: KAIRA-CHAN!!!!! I DID NOT AGREE TO ANY OF THIS!!!
*Kaira-chan appears*
KAIRA-CHAN: Just shut up will you?
YAMI KAIRA: O_O YOU WERE GOING TO GET US MARRIED WITHOUT *MY* PERMISSION!!
KAIRA-CHAN: So? You do things all the time without my permission.
YAMI KAIRA: Like what?
KAIRA-CHAN: Hmm... lesse, you killed John
YAMI KAIRA: Don't say you didn't want me too...
KAIRA-CHAN: And you killed my Ex-Boyfriend.
SETO: O_o
YAMI KAIRA: He was all wrong for you...
KAIRA-CHAN: You got me suspended for threatening Mr. Perry.
YAMI KAIRA: Admit it, he's an asshole
KAIRA-CHAN: You broke my arm in that car accident...
YAMI KAIRA: Well, you needed a car, and then the Cops started chasing me, and then...
KAIRA-CHAN: YOU STOLE THAT CAR AND YOU WONDER WHY THE COPS CHASED YOU!!! And then you -
YAMI KAIRA: Enough, enough! I get it, fine, you can marry Seto.
KAIRA-CHAN: Thank you...
YAMI KAIRA: -.-; whatever. I'm to lenient with you..
THE WEDDING PARTY
*The Yami's and Kaira-chan are drinking like mad*
YAMI: *Trips Kaira-chan, catches her, and lays her on the ground* *Stuffs a funnel in her mouth and Marik begins to pour alcohol down it*
THE YAMI'S: Chug, chug, chug, chug!
SETO: *groans* I married a drunk...
YAMI KAIRA: No you didn't. She's only a party drinker!!! Chug! Chug! Chug!
YAMI: *Loudly* Boy Seto! Are you gonna have fun with her tonight!!!!!!
SETO: *Blushes wildly*
MOKUBA: What does he mean, 'Niisan? (Big brother)
SETO: Erm - uh. Nevermind Mokuba. You'll learn when you're a little older.
MOKUBA: Oh!! He means sex, right?
SETO: O_O WHERE DID YOU LEARN ABOUT THAT??
MOKUBA: Um. Uncle Marik and Uncle Yami told me?
SETO: WHAT???!!!! *Stares angrily at Marik and Yami*
MARIK: Ehehe ^-^;. *Forgets that he's pouring alcohol down Kaira-chan's throat*
YAMI: Eheheh ^-^; *Starts to back away*
YAMI KAIRA: MARIK!! WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!! YOU'RE GOING TO DROWN KAIRA!!!!!!!!
MARIK: *Looks down* eheh, opps.
KAIRA-CHAN: @_@ the rooms all spinney like.
MOKUBA: They taught me everything. There were video's too. They were called...Playboy I think?? And everyone was yelling, and screaming for more. And harder and faster...
SETO: *Burning with rage* *About to jumps at Yami and Marik*
MOKUBA: Hey, isn't that what you and the maid scream out when you're in your room together?
EVERYONE: O_O
SETO: O_o;;;;;; *Blushes and sits back down*
KAIRA-CHAN: *Gets up*
MALIK: Um...how's she still conscious?
KAIRA-CHAN: *Walks up to Yami* I love you.... *Kisses him*
EVERYONE: O_O
YAMI KAIRA: *Covers for her* Kaira-chan, that's not Seto. *Drags her over to Seto, where Kaira-chan collapses on Seto's lap*
SETO: Um... I think I better take her home now O_o *Lifts her up, and they walk out of the dance hall place like a newly wed couple, oh wait, they are*
EVERYONE: Aww, that's so romantic....
KAIRA-CHAN: *Barfs all over floor*
EVERYONE BUT THE YAMI'S WHO ARE BACK TO DRINKING: O_O nevermind...
THE DAY AFTER
KAIRA-CHAN: *Somehow wakes up WITHOUT a hangover* hmm...? *Looks over to see Seto sleeping beside her* O_O *Lifts up covers and looks under* AHH!!!
MOKUBA: *Runs in* WHAT HAPPENED??? *Sees Kaira-chan wearing barely anything* Kaira-chan, why are you wearing hardly anything?
KAIRA-CHAN: It was very hot last night...
SETO: *Wakes up and sits up all zombie like*
MOKUBA: And how come 'Niisan's wearing nothing?
KAIRA-CHAN: Yes. Very very hot last night...
MOKUBA: O_O I'M TELLING!!
SETO: We're married Mokuba...
MOKUBA: Oh yeah, I forgot!! *Huggles Kaira-chan* 'NEESAN!!
SETO: I'm getting a divorce...
MOKUBA: What? Why?
KAIRA-CHAN: You no love me?
SETO: NO!
KAIRA-CHAN: *Cries*
SETO: Fine, we'll stay married _A little_ longer...
KAIRA-CHAN: YAY!!
MARRIED LIFE
KAIRA-CHAN: Servant!!
MOKUBA: *Comes in* Here's your juice 'Neesan
YAMI KAIRA: WE CLEARLY ASKED FOR LEMON JUICE!! NOT LEMONADE!
KAIRA-CHAN: Take it back, Ototo (Little brother)
MOKUBA: =.=; Yes 'Neesan... *Comes back* Here's your lemon juice...
KAIRA-CHAN: *Sips it* BLACH!! THIS IS SOUR!!
MOKUBA: Yes, 'Neesan... That's what lemon juice is...
KAIRA-CHAN: Well, get me lemonade....
MOKUBA: ..... -.-; *Starts to take back lemon juice*
KAIRA-CHAN: *Growls* THE LEMON JUICE STAYS WITH ME!!!
MOKUBA: -.-; SETO!! I WANT YOU TO GET A DIVORCE NOW!!!
*Yami Kaira and Kaira-chan smirk at each other*
THE LAWSUIT
Kaira-chan: I can't believe you're going to break my heart like this *Crying hysterically*
Seto: What??
Kaira-chan: It feels like your ripping my heart out and smashing it into the ground.
Seto: What? You don't love me!
Kaira-chan: YES I DO!! But I want you to be happy...so...I won't stop you... your happiness is more important then mine...
Yami (To Yugi, in the audience thingy, whispering): What's she up to?
Yugi: I don't know...
The Judge: It seems your getting the short end of the stick here Kaira. Is there anything you would like?
Kaira-chan: *Sniffles* Oh, I couldn't take anything from Seto my love...
The Judge: Come now. It's clear that you don't want this divorce to happen, and you truly love Mr. Kaiba, so please, take something.
Kaira-chan: *Sniff* Well...if I must...I'd like 9/10's of his money...
The Judge: DONE!!
All: O_O
Yami: Damn, she's a genius.
Ryou: Good Show! GOOD SHOW!! *Clapping*
Seto: WHAT?? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! IT'S ALL AN ACT!!
The Judge: If it is, she is a very good actress! *Looks down at papers*
Kaira-chan: *Grins evilly at Seto*
Seto: THERE!!! TELL ME YOU SAW THAT!!
The Judge: See what? *looks up*
Seto: Her!! She just grinned evilly at me!
Kaira-chan: HOW COULD YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT??!!! *Cries harder*
The Judge: O_O SETO I'M SENDING YOU TO COUNSELING, AND IN THE MEAN TIME, KAIRA HAS CUSTODY OVER MOKUBA!!
Seto: WHAT?? No!!! He's my only....reason for living any more...
Yami *Playing alone with Kaira-chan's act*: NO HE'S NOT!! You love nothing!! You only care for yourself!!
The Judge: That settles it. Kaira-chan had full custody over Mokuba for 4 months, while you're in counseling.
Seto: T-T
Kaira-chan: *Evil smirk as she walks out of the place, now rich and with a new little brother*
Seto: Oh well, I'm still a multimillionaire.
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Kaira-chan: On with Jeshi-chan's ficcy ^___^
Jeshi-chan: YAY!! No wait....NOOO!!! I HAVE TO MARRY SETO!!
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Kaira: Jeshi! You HAVE to marry Seto!
Jessica: No, I hate his guts, I hate his hair, I hate his voice, and the way he talks, and his shoes...god, those damned SHOES! Tall rich boy thinks he's so great. I used to go to school with a tall smart rich kid in grade 7....beat the crap out of him 'cause he kept pissing me off purposely just because HE'S got money, and HE doesn't have to do chores, because his "mommy and daddy give him all the money he wants..." Phhtt....yeah, I hope they had enough money to pay for the locker damage....*Kaira: O.o....*
Yami Kaira: Whoop-de-doo! You beat up some snobby rich kid....I killed someone! *is proud of herself*
Kaira: ...O.o....anyway....*turns to Jessica* You marry Seto!
Jessica: NEVER!...I want to marry Jonouchi instead!...^.^ *Can't wait until she gets to marry Jonouchi. Until then, Seto lovers gang up on her*
Seto lover 1: You shall become one of us! LOVE SETO!!
Jessica: Eeeek! No!!! *Kicks SL1*
Seto lover 2: But it's a beautiful cult! *Jessica: O.O''.....*
Jessica: NEVER!! *Seto lovers start shoving pills down Jessica's throat and giving her injections*
Yami Kaira: ...Drugging her? How's that gonna help? *Jessica throws all the Seto lovers off her and sits up in a trance-like state*
Seto lover 123: Okay, now let's see how we did. What do you think of Seto?
Jessica: ....o_o....*gives a stupid smile*
Seto lover 3: *points at Seto walking down the street* Look, there's Seto!
Jessica: Heeeheeee........^_^....*Seto lovers cheer and pat each other on the backs*
Seto lover 505: We have successfully converted her!
Kaira: You didn't convert her! You drugged her!....That's cool....Give ME somma those drugs! ^.^ *Yami Kaira whacks her over the head. Kaira sits around rubbing her head* .o.....Owwiee.....
Yami Kaira: (to Kaira) Baka...-.-
Jessica: *runs up and huggles Seto* SETO!!! ^-^
Seto: O.O.....YIKES!!!! *pushes her* What the hell do you think you're doing?!?!
Jessica: Heehee...he's so cute when he's mad...^.^
Seto: O.o...What's your problem?
Jessica: Silly, Kaiba! Seto soooo silly....that's why I love you so much, you're soooo adorable and silly! ^.^
Seto: O.O!.....*is scared*....o.O.....This is a joke, right?
Jessica: Hee hee! Nope, the only joke here is if YOU refuse to marry me!
Seto: O.O!!!!!.....WHAT?!! YOU'RE CRAZY!!.....You...you love Jonouchi!
Jessica: o.o........I can't marry Jonouchi! Why would I marry a dog?! That's like....cruelty to animals.......
Seto: ....Sooo....you don't love Jonouchi anymore?....
Jessica: Nope! *shakes head*
Seto: Hmmmm...I could use that to rub in Katsuya's face.....
Jessica: *huggles Seto* Heehee! Seto's so smart! ^.^
Seto: ...^_^ Okay!
*Seto lovers are all watching and twiddling their fingers in a Mr. Burns-like fashion*
Seto lover 15: Excellent.
Seto lover 58: Yes, excellent.
Seto lover 24: Truly excellent.
Seto lover 235: Excellent indeed!
Seto lover 342: Very excellent.
Seto lover 28: Absolutely excellent!
Seto lover 71: Unimaginably excellent.
Seto lover 777: Exaaacttlyy....*other Seto lovers give 777 weird looks. 777 realizes that he said the wrong word*.....D'OH! *Joke from the Simpsons*
Jessica: Okay, I've got it! The groom's best friends will be Yugi, Ryou and Marik!
Seto: ....No Yugi.
Jessica: YES Yugi! And and and.....best man will be...um....um...I don't know...
Seto: ...Mokuba?
Jessica: Two things wrong with that. Number one, Kaira is using him as best man, secondly...Mokuba's the flower girl....use Bakura!
Seto: NOOOOOO!!!! *looks horrified*
Jessica: ....Ooookayyyy....then...how 'bout Yami?
Seto: I-errr....no-wait.....um......*shudders*...All right.....use Yami...*realizing that Yami is probably the best she'll decide on*
Jessica: Yay! ^.^
Seto: Okay now....wait.....MOKUBA'S THE FLOWER GIRL?!?!??
Jessica: Yeah! ^.^
Seto: How about, NO?
Jessica: How about....puuuhhhleeeeeessssssseeeee?????
Seto: *shudders again* ....Okayyy......
Jessica: Yay! ^.^......and the bride's maids will be Mai, Serenity and Jonouchi!
Seto: Okay and-wait!! JONOUCHI?! BRIDES' MAID?!?
Jessica: Yeah!
Seto: Are you feeling okay? No, really?
Jessica: Why, Seto, I would think that Jonouchi would look so beautiful in a pretty dress and his hair done up. ^.^
Seto: .....Fine.......
Jessica: Oh! And Kaira-chan can be the maid of honour!
Seto: O.O....what?
Jessica: Yeah!
Seto: What about Yami Kaira?
Jessica: Hmmm....you're right....*light bulb* I know! Yami Kaira-chan will be the maid of honour, and Kaira-chan will be the emotional-yet-annoying-lady-who-cries-uncontrollably-at-weddings! ^.^
Seto: O.o....*shrugs* Okay.
*Anyway...after long planning, the wedding takes place....and after...the wedding party! Yeah! Fun!! Okay, so maybe it's not that fun...yet...everyone is running around drinking pretty much....but it gets better...see? Better....NOW*
Malik: *Comes running into the hall* Ladies and gentlemen! I have hidden an object somewhere in this building! The first person to find it wins!!
Honda: *Bites a piece of cake* Ow! Hey! *pulls out millennium eye* Someone put a gold eyeball in here! *Everyone turns to Malik*
Yami: (to Malik) WHERE did you get that?!?! *Malik points at Bakura. Yami turns to Bakura* Alright...where did YOU get it from?!
Bakura: Well, I um.....um....Oh, hey, I think I hear whiskey bottle calling me! Gotta go! *Charges out of the hall and steals a skateboard from a little kid.* How do you work this damn thing?! *slowly pushes himself along on the skateboard down the street. Everyone else: O.o....(sweat droppies)*
Yami: Someone get him! He is slowly getting away! *Everyone starts to walk after Bakura with their arms outstretched*
Jonouchi: It's no use, man, we'll never catch up.
Yami: *stops walking* Damn....he's gotten away THIS time....
*Okay, so maybe it was like, the highlight of the night!*
*Jessica wakes up the next morning, gets up, looks beside her and sees Seto.*
Jessica: O.O EEEEK!!! What the fu-what happened here?! What's HE doin' here?! *gasps*...No....no...*laugh of disbelief* No...I...I couldn't have, I didn't...I...*looks at the ring on her finger* I DID! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Is wondering HOW she could have let this happen to her*
Seto: *Gets up* What the hell are you yelling about?
Jessica: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!! *Jumps away from him*
Seto: O.O...*glares and jumps away from her* No...YOU get the hell away from ME!
Jessica: WHADDA YA MEAN "YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME?!" WHADDA YA DOIN' SLEEPING BESIDE ME?!?!
Seto: Um....Oh, yeah? What are YOU doing sleeping beside ME?!
Jessica: O.O'' *twitching eye*....Grrrrrrrrr...you idiot! You just said the exact same thing!!!!!!!
Seto: You didn't even answer!
Jessica: FINE! *holds up hand to show ring* You better hope this doesn't mean what it's supposed to mean!!!
Seto: Well UNFORTUNATELY, It DOES!
Jessica: *shudders while her eye continues to twitch* ARRRRGGGHH!!!!!!!!!! This is like some horrible nightmare!!!!!
Seto: You're telling me, I thought you were acting a little strange when you came up and hugged me out of nowhere!
Jessica: *freezes. Turns and gives Seto evil eye while shaking with anger*...Me?...HUG.....Y-O-U?! *turns away again*
Seto: Yeah, and what was even more freaky is when you said you loved me.
Jessica: O.O''....Oh, man....that's just...*looks up suddenly* Wait......wait a minute! *turns and glares at Seto* You knew about this wedding thing all along?!?
Seto: Um...yeah....you didn't?
Jessica: A bunch of people...they...*remembers the pills. gasps again* those crazy people drugged me!!
Seto: Ohhhhh...that's why you were acting so weird...
Jessica: WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING?!?!?!
Seto: Why should I have?
Jessica: I HATE YOU! AND YOU HATE ME, WHY WOULD YA MARRY ME?!?!?!
Seto: *shrugs*...I don't know......
Jessica: GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'LL...I'LL...THAT'S IT!! *deep, quiet sinister laugh like thing*......I'll KILL you!!!! Then I'LL inherit the insurance!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *As you have guessed, she is laughing insanely*
Mokuba: *walks into the room* Hi, guys, so how are-huh? O.o...*Sees Jessica and Seto yelling at each other*
Seto: YOU'RE CRAZY!
Jessica: YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! I WANT A DIVORCE!
Mokuba: *Looks extremely upset* NOO! You can't get a divorce!!!!!!
Seto: (To Mokuba) WHY NOT?!
Mokuba: But...but....
Jessica: Mokuba, do you want a LIVING Seto, or a DEAD Seto?!
Mokuba: A...a living Seto?
Jessica: Then you WANT a divorce!
Seto: Hey! Who said I was the one who was going to die?!
Jessica: You wanna try me?
*And so, sadly for the Seto lovers, Jessica and Seto separate. Let's face it, people, they just can't stand each other! Okay, enough third person here. I can't stand Seto! I'm sorry, but I do love Jonouchi instead! And I don't like Seto and his constant ignorance to Jonouchi!....It just pisses me off....but Mokuba's adorable! Don't be sad/mad Seto lovers! I don't hate you...unless you flame me...but REALLY think about it! We were both happy in the end! And don't you all want Seto to be happy? Of course you do! ^.^*
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Kyla: Pwease wead and weview...
Kaira-chan: And give us idea's on who to do next.
Jeshi-chan: Don't say Yami, or Pharaoh Yami. We know when were throwing them in....
Pharaoh Yami: *pales* You're...marrying me...?
Kaira-chan: Yep ^___^
Jeshi-chan: So tell us... *Chanting* please Jonouchi, Ryou or Bakura, Jonouchi, Ryou or Bakura....
Kaira-chan: =.=; Don't influence them.....oh yeah, we're doing the Ancient Egyptian cast too ^___^ Hope you liked...