Neo stumbles over some furniture for a while and eventually the scene changes to Link talking to the Zion operating woman.
"Hello" said link
"Oh god its you, anyways, come on home"
"Well that was easy. God dam its good to be home!"
The Nebuchadnezzar flies around the dock for a while so the Wachowskis can show off how much money they spent on the film and then it lands.
"Come along Neo" said Trinity
"But I'm still trying to bend this spoon" said Neo
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, FORGET THE SPOON!" Screamed trinity
"Whoa! Easy girl" complained Neo
"Besides, when we've finished being pointless, me and you can make out in slow motion! Isn't that just great!"
"WOW! Cool" exclaimed Neo, who dropped the spoon and joined the others.
The crew walked off the Neb, and walked down to be greeted by captain Mifune.
"Hello you crazy insane leader person" said Mifune to Morpheus
"Hehe, you have a stupid name"
"Shut the hell up, Morphy"
"Don't call me Morphy"
"Don't ridicule my name then"
A long silence, then along came the nauseous kid
"Hi Neo, I love you" he screamed
"Oh god not him, will someone remove him please" whined trinity
Neo grumbled and gazed around Zion aimlessly. The kid approached
"Hiya Neo, its great to have you back, can I help in any way no matter how degrading?" asked the kid
"No, you can leave me alone. I love trinity, and stop idolising me I have fan girls for that purpose!" protested Neo
"WHAT!?" shrieked trinity
"Err… I mean I have trinity for that purpose please don't kill me"
Trinity nodded and the crew went for walkies. Mifune and Morphy still arguing over whose name sounds the most stupid. After a short while, they arrived at an elevator.
Link and the kid rode it up one level, the kid still protesting that his love for Neo was pure and special, Neo trying not to yell at him.
"This is our stop, move your ass kid," said link
"Awww, but I want to stay here with Neo"
"Quit whining and follow me"
"Grrr… I'll see you later (winks at Neo)"
Trinity looked around slowly to Neo
"Did he wink at you?"
"No" remarked Neo quickly "He just had something in his eye… can we snog now?"
Trinity smiled and the two snogged for a while, until the doors opened and a load of people approached them.
"Neo please watch over my kid"
"Fine fine whatever"
Meanwhile, Morpheus was in lock's office.
"Hello lock you bastard," remarked Morpheus
"Hello Morpheus you tosser" replied lock.
"Why did you ask for a ship to stay behind"
"Because we need to wait for contact by the oracle woman"
"Don't talk shit, I don't care about oracles or prophecies or whatever, I care about one thing, stopping that army from reaching the city."
Morpheus looked around and sighed.
"Me too, you girlfriend-steeling fool"
Lock rose from his chair, and councillor Hamann entered.
"Hi, I'm old," said Hamann "Did I come at a bad time?"
"No councillor, of course not councillor, your great councillor" said lock
"Stop being such an ass kisser lock" protested Morpheus
"I have to make a boring speech to a load of people, what should I say?"
"Well councillor, I think you should lie through your teeth"
"Hmmm…. Yes there is that option, what about you Morpheus?"
"Tell them the truth, but let me tell them. My insanity should calm them down"
"Ok fine whatever"
LATER THAT DAY
"Hello, I am old. Anyways I'm so old I forgot my line, so here is your very own insane prophecy believing man, Morpheus!"
The Zion crowd cheer for a while as Morpheus walks towards them all.
"Hello, I'm insane. By the way 250,000 sentinels are coming to kill us, but don't be afraid, instead lets all party like there is no tomorrow, because with lock in defence there probably will be no tomorrow. Let the music begin!"
Zion cheered, and there was a party. Meanwhile trinity and Neo made out in slow motion, with the kid watching from behind a corner and crying.
"Well that was fun," said Neo at last. Then he saw trinity die in his mind again.
"Why do you keep pulling that vacant worried kinda look?"
"Oh, its just I keep seeing you die that's all"
"That's just you being insane, I wouldn't worry about it"
"Ok"
Meanwhile somewhere in the matrix, bane and some other extra who's name escapes me are arsing about and come jumping through a window.
"Wow, that was fun, now lets escape the matrix" said the extra. He picked up the phone and disappeared down it. Bane followed him, but then along came Agent Smith
"Hello, I've come to turn you into me" said smith
"Id rather you didn't" protested Bane
"Well, I'm going to so there"
Smith ran forward and slammed his hand into Bane. Bane slowly turned into an exact copy of Agent Smith.
"Cool, now lets chat for a while" they said together, and off they went to be pointless.
Neo woke suddenly, he had been dreaming, in fact that's all he seems to do.
"Right that's it, I've had it. First I dream about Trinity dying and now Agent Smith, I need some counselling or something."
Hamann walked forward, wearing some ridiculous night cloth or something.
"Hi, I'm old. Need some company?" asked Hamann
"Sure, why not" replied Neo
The two of them talked pointlessly for a while, and then went down to mock some machines in the engineering level.
The following day, link Morpheus Trinity and Neo left on a voyage to do stuff.
After much whining and pointless talking, Neo walks into a room and finds seraph sitting down drinking herbal tea.
"Hi, I'm the one, check how great I am"
Seraph walked up to him
"Hi I am seraph the guardian of the oracle. I can take you to her, but first I'm going to punch you"
Seraph punches Neo in the face who goes flying backwards into a wall.
"OW! That really hurt, you bastard!"
"Good, again I must apologise, but I had to be sure you were the one"
"And this proves it how?" demanded Neo as he got to his feet
"Only the one would be so stupid as to let himself get punched by me"
"Fine whatever, can I see the woman who tells you shit that's going to happen now?"
Seraph discarded his herbal tea and lead Neo into an endless corridor. Neo resisted the urge to play hide and seek.
"Cool, an endless corridor" commented Neo
he followed seraph into a crappy run down looking area of the matrix, and there sitting on a bench feeding some program birds was the oracle herself, but without the cookies.
TO BE CONTINUED…
"Hello" said link
"Oh god its you, anyways, come on home"
"Well that was easy. God dam its good to be home!"
The Nebuchadnezzar flies around the dock for a while so the Wachowskis can show off how much money they spent on the film and then it lands.
"Come along Neo" said Trinity
"But I'm still trying to bend this spoon" said Neo
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, FORGET THE SPOON!" Screamed trinity
"Whoa! Easy girl" complained Neo
"Besides, when we've finished being pointless, me and you can make out in slow motion! Isn't that just great!"
"WOW! Cool" exclaimed Neo, who dropped the spoon and joined the others.
The crew walked off the Neb, and walked down to be greeted by captain Mifune.
"Hello you crazy insane leader person" said Mifune to Morpheus
"Hehe, you have a stupid name"
"Shut the hell up, Morphy"
"Don't call me Morphy"
"Don't ridicule my name then"
A long silence, then along came the nauseous kid
"Hi Neo, I love you" he screamed
"Oh god not him, will someone remove him please" whined trinity
Neo grumbled and gazed around Zion aimlessly. The kid approached
"Hiya Neo, its great to have you back, can I help in any way no matter how degrading?" asked the kid
"No, you can leave me alone. I love trinity, and stop idolising me I have fan girls for that purpose!" protested Neo
"WHAT!?" shrieked trinity
"Err… I mean I have trinity for that purpose please don't kill me"
Trinity nodded and the crew went for walkies. Mifune and Morphy still arguing over whose name sounds the most stupid. After a short while, they arrived at an elevator.
Link and the kid rode it up one level, the kid still protesting that his love for Neo was pure and special, Neo trying not to yell at him.
"This is our stop, move your ass kid," said link
"Awww, but I want to stay here with Neo"
"Quit whining and follow me"
"Grrr… I'll see you later (winks at Neo)"
Trinity looked around slowly to Neo
"Did he wink at you?"
"No" remarked Neo quickly "He just had something in his eye… can we snog now?"
Trinity smiled and the two snogged for a while, until the doors opened and a load of people approached them.
"Neo please watch over my kid"
"Fine fine whatever"
Meanwhile, Morpheus was in lock's office.
"Hello lock you bastard," remarked Morpheus
"Hello Morpheus you tosser" replied lock.
"Why did you ask for a ship to stay behind"
"Because we need to wait for contact by the oracle woman"
"Don't talk shit, I don't care about oracles or prophecies or whatever, I care about one thing, stopping that army from reaching the city."
Morpheus looked around and sighed.
"Me too, you girlfriend-steeling fool"
Lock rose from his chair, and councillor Hamann entered.
"Hi, I'm old," said Hamann "Did I come at a bad time?"
"No councillor, of course not councillor, your great councillor" said lock
"Stop being such an ass kisser lock" protested Morpheus
"I have to make a boring speech to a load of people, what should I say?"
"Well councillor, I think you should lie through your teeth"
"Hmmm…. Yes there is that option, what about you Morpheus?"
"Tell them the truth, but let me tell them. My insanity should calm them down"
"Ok fine whatever"
LATER THAT DAY
"Hello, I am old. Anyways I'm so old I forgot my line, so here is your very own insane prophecy believing man, Morpheus!"
The Zion crowd cheer for a while as Morpheus walks towards them all.
"Hello, I'm insane. By the way 250,000 sentinels are coming to kill us, but don't be afraid, instead lets all party like there is no tomorrow, because with lock in defence there probably will be no tomorrow. Let the music begin!"
Zion cheered, and there was a party. Meanwhile trinity and Neo made out in slow motion, with the kid watching from behind a corner and crying.
"Well that was fun," said Neo at last. Then he saw trinity die in his mind again.
"Why do you keep pulling that vacant worried kinda look?"
"Oh, its just I keep seeing you die that's all"
"That's just you being insane, I wouldn't worry about it"
"Ok"
Meanwhile somewhere in the matrix, bane and some other extra who's name escapes me are arsing about and come jumping through a window.
"Wow, that was fun, now lets escape the matrix" said the extra. He picked up the phone and disappeared down it. Bane followed him, but then along came Agent Smith
"Hello, I've come to turn you into me" said smith
"Id rather you didn't" protested Bane
"Well, I'm going to so there"
Smith ran forward and slammed his hand into Bane. Bane slowly turned into an exact copy of Agent Smith.
"Cool, now lets chat for a while" they said together, and off they went to be pointless.
Neo woke suddenly, he had been dreaming, in fact that's all he seems to do.
"Right that's it, I've had it. First I dream about Trinity dying and now Agent Smith, I need some counselling or something."
Hamann walked forward, wearing some ridiculous night cloth or something.
"Hi, I'm old. Need some company?" asked Hamann
"Sure, why not" replied Neo
The two of them talked pointlessly for a while, and then went down to mock some machines in the engineering level.
The following day, link Morpheus Trinity and Neo left on a voyage to do stuff.
After much whining and pointless talking, Neo walks into a room and finds seraph sitting down drinking herbal tea.
"Hi, I'm the one, check how great I am"
Seraph walked up to him
"Hi I am seraph the guardian of the oracle. I can take you to her, but first I'm going to punch you"
Seraph punches Neo in the face who goes flying backwards into a wall.
"OW! That really hurt, you bastard!"
"Good, again I must apologise, but I had to be sure you were the one"
"And this proves it how?" demanded Neo as he got to his feet
"Only the one would be so stupid as to let himself get punched by me"
"Fine whatever, can I see the woman who tells you shit that's going to happen now?"
Seraph discarded his herbal tea and lead Neo into an endless corridor. Neo resisted the urge to play hide and seek.
"Cool, an endless corridor" commented Neo
he followed seraph into a crappy run down looking area of the matrix, and there sitting on a bench feeding some program birds was the oracle herself, but without the cookies.
TO BE CONTINUED…