Kaira-chan: And were back!
Yami Kaira: You know, you sound like a horse race announcer when you do that...
Kaira-chan: *Just to annoy YK* And they're off!!
Yami Kaira: -.-;
Jeshi-chan: And number 18 takes the lead with 14 trailing closely behind it, and oh! Out comes that kid Bart's horse, running like I've never seen a horse run before...to bad the race has already been won...
Yami Kaira: *Twitch* *Starts to strangle Jeshi-chan*
Jeshi-chan: This is just *Gag* like Drama class *choke*
*Pharaoh Yami and Kaira-chan and Kyla drag YK off of Jeshi-chan*
Jeshi-chan: Me and Kaira-chan do not own Yu-Gi-Man
Kaira-chan: -.-; It's Yu-gi-OH!! Nor do we own DragonballZ.
Jeshi-chan: whatever...
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THE ENGAGEMENT
Ryou walked up to Kaira-chan. "Um...Kaira-chan. What is it you want?" He asked in his cute little English accent.
"Ryou, how would you like..." Kaira-chan started. "To get married!" She unsheathed her Katana slowly.
Ryou saw the small gesture. "I'd love it! In fact, I was just about to ask you to marry me..." Ryou looked around, panicked. Then he took off his Millennium Ring. "Kaira-chan, would you marry me?" He asked.
Kaira-chan smiled. "Yes! I'd love to Ryou!"
"Jolly Good!" He grinned, hoping Bakura wouldn't be too angry that he gave away his Millennium Ring.
THE PLANNING (Going to Script formation)
Bakura: Yay! I'm so glad my little Ryou is getting married!! I never thought he had it in him **Tear**
Yami Kaira: ...Well....that was out of character.
Bakura: Yeah, well, shut up!! At least I'm no...um...dead!
Yami Kaira: Yes you are.... *Turns to Kaira-chan* Oooo!! Let's see the ring!! I want to see how much money he spent on you!!
Kaira-chan: *Grinning widely* OK!!
Ryou: Hey! Actually honey, lets NOT show them the ring.
Kaira-chan: Oh nonsense Ryou-kun! *Pulls Millennium ring out from under her shirt*
Bakura and Yami Kaira: O_o
Yami Kaira: *Burst out laughing*
Bakura: RYOU!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??!!!
Ryou: *Timidly* I...proposed to her?
Bakura: You - What - I - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO???!!!!!!
Yami Kaira: AHAHAHAH!!! YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR STUPID HIKARI!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh!! And like you can! I can control my hikari [light] a hundred times better than yours!
Yami Kaira: Can not!
Bakura: Prove it!
Yami Kaira: Kaira-chan! Get me a drink! NOW!
Kaira-chan: No.
*Bakura bursts out laughing*
Yami Kaira: *Turning red with embarrassment and anger* NOW! YOU LISTEN TO ME!! AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU!
Kaira-chan: *Standing up angrily* WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME??!!
Yami Kaira: I've gotten rid of all you enemies, and whoever bugged you, I have made you life 100 times better.
Kaira-chan: AND NOW EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME FOR FEAR I'LL GO PSYCHOTIC ON THEM!! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!! _YOU_ GET _ME_ SOMETHING TO DRINK!!!
Yami Kaira: O_O OK!!
Bakura: *Bursts out laughing* Oh yeah, you controlled her great.
Kaira-chan: You go with her too Bakura. Get poor Ryou something to drink.
Ryou: *Cowering away from Kaira, now regretting proposing to her*
Bakura: No. Make me.
Kaira-chan: DO IT NOW!!
Bakura: O_O Yes ma'am! *Follows Yami Kaira*
Kaira-chan: Right, now we can plan in peace.
Ryou: *Shivering in fear, now seeing what an angry Kaira is like*
Kaira-chan: ^-^ No need to be afraid!! *Is all happy and cheery*
Ryou: O_o **Is even more afraid from the massive mood change*
Kaira-chan: OK! Hmm...Should Jeshi-chan or Yami Kaira be the Maid of Honor?
Ryou: Um...*thinking*
~~Flashback~~
Jeshi-chan: RYOU!!!!! *Glomps him* I won't ever let you go. You'll be mine forever, and ever and ever!!!!
~~End Flashback~~
Ryou: Yami Kaira. Should Bakura or Yugi be the Best Man?
Kaira-chan: Hmm... *Thinking*
~~Flashback~~
Kaira-chan: Yami! Lets go out for ice cream!
Yami: Um...aren't you married to Seto?
Kaira-chan: Yeah, but who cares. What should we get, Vanilla or chocolate.
Yami: Um...Aren't you married to Seto?
Kaira-chan: Yeah, but I thought you two were rivals?
Yami: Good point. Let's have chocolate.
~~End Flashback~~
Kaira-chan: Chocolate.
Ryou: What?
Kaira-chan: Let's have chocolate cake!
Ryou: Um...OK... *Flips a coin* Yugi it is.
Kaira-chan: Ok, Bridesmaids can be, Jeshi-chan of course.
Ryou: Can we just...not invite her??
~~One of Ryou's Imaginings~~
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Jeshi-chan: *Kills Kaira* Opps, I thought you said kill the bride.
~~~End Ryou's Imaginings~~
Kaira-chan: No, we can not just not invite her. And... Rebecca can be another bridesmaid.
Ryou: Who?
Kaira-chan: Oh, you don't know her, it was just after Duelist Kingdom. And...um...the regulars, Mai, and Isis, and...I need one more....Must I say it this chapter?
Ryou: Chapter?? *Shakes head* and no, you needn't. Because...there is still Serenity!
Ryou: Um...Ok. Hmm...my other friends are Honda, Jonouchi, Bakura, Yami and um... Otogi I guess... They can be the Groomsmen.
Kaira-chan: Groomsmen?
Ryou: *Sighs* The equivalent to Bridesmaids.
Kaira-chan: Seto said they were Grooming Men...
Ryou: WELL KAIBA'S A BAKA!!
Kaira-chan: O_o
Ryou: I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.
Kaira-chan: Who should be the flower girl?
Ryou: ...Just because I seem to be out of character, I say we make Kaiba suffer. He will be out flower girl!
Kaira-chan: Which one?
Ryou: What?
Kaira-chan: Seto or Mokuba?
Ryou: Seto -.-;
Kaira-chan: OK! That makes Mokuba the ring barer!
**Just because I don't want this to get repetitive, The Bachelor and Bachelorette parties consisted of a lot of drinking and a lot of nudity**
THE WEDDING
Bakura: *Putting on his tux* Stupid Ryou, give away the Millennium Ring. And then not even ask me to be the best man. I'll show him...
Yami: *Also putting on his tux* What are you mumbling about Bakura?
Bakura: How I'm gonna steal your stupid puzzle at the stupid wedding party when your stupidly drunk and have stupidly let down your guard.
Marik: *Standing around watching* Well, that was stupid of you.
Bakura & Yami: What?
Marik: You just gave away your plan, while Yami still has time to prevent it by NOT getting drunk...
Yami: Not get drunk?? How could such a thought come to you?
Marik: O_o I do not know.
Bakura: -.-; Yami, you are a baka.
Yami: ?? I am? Why?
Yugi: *Skipping around in his tux* I'm more important than all of you! I'm more important than all of you!
Jonouchi and Honda: *Already getting drunk*
Jonouchi: And then I said *hic* You'd like that, wouldn't you!
Honda: *Bursts out laughing like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard*
Yugi: -.-; Shouldn't you guys save the drinking for the wedding party?
Jonouchi: Naw! We didn't drink at the last one, so we need to make up for it now.
Mai: *Walks by the door in her strapless bridesmaid outfit*
Jonouchi: *Whistles and howls at her, at exactly the wrong moment when she disappears and Anzu takes her place*
Anzu: *Blushes* Why, thank you Jonouchi-kun.
Jonouchi: NO!! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!! OH GOD NO!!! *Crying hysterically*
Yugi: How come I think that two drunk Groomsmen at a wedding with the half the guests and such psychos and such, is not such a good idea...
Yami: Nonsense, it's a great idea. *Turns to Bakura* So, did you get the popcorn.
Bakura: *Pulls out three bags* Do you want the "Left at the alter" bag, the "Fight breaks out amongst the Bride/Grooms secret lover and the Bride/Groom" bag, or the "I'm pregnant with someone else's/The Grooms baby" Bag?
Marik: Bring all three, just incase.
Yugi: -.-; God help us...
Seto: -.-; what did I do to deserve this?? *Walks into room in a little dress meant for a little girl. Since he is so tall, it only goes down to half way between his butt, and his knees*
Everyone: ....O_o....................*Silence*
Bakura: *Breaking the silence* How about the "Everyone dies from being grossed out about a random object" bag too?
Yami & Marik: *Can only nod, looking at Seto, disgusted looks on there faces*
Ryou: *Waiting at the alter, no priest around* *Looks around* **Marik and Malik, and Bandit Keith, and Pegasus and all the other not so important characters are sitting in the audience, along with Ishtar-chan, Tina-chan, Rabab-chan and Serina-chan** Does anyone know where the priest is?
Marik: *Laughs* I bet you and that moron of a girl forgot to hire one! *Everyone in the audience laugh about how stupid that would be*
Ryou: O_o
*Everyone stops*
Marik: ...You _Didn't_ forget, did you?
Ryou: *Nervous laughter*
Marik: I should kill you right here and now -.-;
Vegeta(From DragonballZ): *Runs in* KAKOROTT((Dammit, I haven't spelt it in so long, I've forgotten how -.-;))! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
*Everyone looks at Vegeta*
Ishtar-chan: VEGETA!!
Vegeta: What? How do you know my name you foolish human?
Ishtar-chan: *Gets up* You get to be the Priest at this here wedding!
Vegeta: Who the hell are you, how the hell do you know my name, and what wedding????
Ishtar-chan: Never mind who I am, and how I know your name. Its not important. What **Is** important is that Ryou *Gestures to Ryou* Need someone to marry him.
Vegeta: I AM NOT MARRYING ALBINO BOY THERE!
Ishtar-chan: O_O NOT YOU!!! You get to be the priest to marry him and Kaira-chan!
Vegeta: *Muttering* Kaira-chan, hmm...Kaira-chan, why does she sound so familiar.
Ishtar-chan: *Pushes him up to the alter and gives him cue cards, then sits back down beside Marik* Marik-kun ^-^ *Smiles* Someday it will be us!! *Snuggles up to him*
Marik: O_O
**Soon, Seto walks down in his dress, making tons of people laugh, and a few "Looking good Kaiba-boy" From Pegasus and other people who enjoy mocking him. Yami Kaira and Yugi walk down, arm and arm, Rebecca and Honda come down together, followed by Jonouchi and Mai, and Serenity and Otogi, much to Honda's displeasure. ((But whose he jealous of, hmm?? (Is a Honda X Otogi fan))). Then Bakura and Jeshi-chan* Jeshi-chan: Bakura! I love Bakura! Yay! Bakura! I love Bakura! Yay!
Bakura: T-T *Then Yami and Isis*
*Kaira-chan walks down alone, just because Yami doesn't feel like doing all that running today, and she wouldn't let anyone else do it*
Vegeta: YOU!
Kaira-chan: *Looks* VEGETA??!!
Ryou: You know each other?
Vegeta: How can you marry this beast?
Kaira-chan: You're one to talk. I feel sorry for Bulma.
Ryou: Um...How do you know each other?
Vegeta: Kaira-chan used to write DragonballZ fics. They were horrible, everyone was outta character.
Bakura: I know how you feel.
Kaira-chan: QUIET YOU!
Bakura: *Monotone* Yes...ma'am. I mean...see what I mean!
Vegeta: *Reading this* Though, she was good in the sense that she never used script formation.
Kaira-chan: I know -.-; It's a new thing for me. Some fics I can't write normally. It's horrible, ne?
Vegeta: Yes, horrible.
Yami: Are you gonna marry them or not?!
Vegeta: Ah yes, sorry. *Kaira-chan walks up to Ryou's side*
*Vegeta does the vows, Kaira-chan and Ryou say I do*
Vegeta: Does anyone have a reason why these two shouldn't be wed.
Jeshi-chan: I'M PREGNANT WITH RYOU'S BABY!!
**Bakura whips out the "I'm pregnant with someone else's/The Grooms baby" Bag of popcorn, and the Yami's sit and eat, while watching**
Ryou: O_o WHAT??!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!
Kaira-chan: What? A virgin? I'm leaving!
**Bakura whips out the "Left at the alter" bag of popcorn, and they commence eating again**
Yami: *Swallows popcorn, and gets up* Kaira-chan! Now that you are leaving him, we can run away and get married like we planned!
Ryou: WHAT?? *Punches Yami and a fight breaks out*
**Bakura whips out a bag of"Fight breaks out amongst the Bride/Grooms secret lover and the Bride/Groom" bag, and him and Marik start eating**
Yami: Just a minute Ryou.
Ryou: Ok.
Yami: *Grabs a handful of the popcorn, stuffs it in his mouth, then fighting again*
Vegeta: This is pathetic! I can't believe she left us for these weird-os. *Flies out the window, like a normal person -.-;*
And so, Kaira-chan and Ryou never got married. Why? Because this chapter was already too long. Hehe -.-;
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Kaira-chan: T-T ME AND YAMI WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER LIKE THAT!!
Jeshi-chan: There there Kaira-chan, it'll be OK.
Kaira-chan: I know ^___^ *Runs off to stalk Yami again*
And here is Jeshi-chan's part!!
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NOTE: I, Jeshi-chan ish very sorry to any Seto lovers who hate me even more. To tell you the truth, Kaira-chan has been on my case all week because she told me about Seto's crappy-ass life and I sorta felt...felt....s-so...SOR....SORR.....S-AW, SCREW IT! I'm not sayin' it! But that doesn't mean I like him, doesn't mean that I'm looking at him differently, and it certainly doesn't mean that he can STILL walk around like a big dumb jerk that he is!...I'm sorry, I just have a thing against him because he's so tall and rich....I knew a lot of rich kids like him...they were all my arch enemies.....*sits in corner and pouts...until now*
Jessica: *Runs up to Kaira* Okay, Kaira-chan, now what do we do?
Kaira: Hmmmm...We marry someone else.
Jessica: .....*gives thumbs up and nods* Sounds like good. Who's next?
Kaira: Hmmm..well, we married Seto last time....
Jessica: Ha ha! You were Kaira Kaiba!
Kaira: *Narrows eyes at Jessica* You were Jeshi Kaiba!
Jessica: NOOOOOO!!! *rolls around on the ground screaming*
Kaira: Heheheheh....Anyway...who we marry next is....Ryou!
Jessica: *ears perk up. She jumps up excitedly* NO WAY! REALLY?!?! O_O
Kaira: Yep. *nods* The first reader (Who ish Jackie!) who reviewed decided!
Jessica: WHEEEEEEEE!!!! ^.^ FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!! LOTSA LUVS, JACKIE!!! *Looks all evil* Yes!! Now all that sexy white hair and accent are MINE! Mwwahahahahawwhhhheeeeeeeeee!!!! *salutes to Kaira* Kaira-chan! Wish me luck-wait.......what do I mean "luck?" Luck has been on my side since the beginning of the chapter! Now.....blasting off in the speed of light, I am Sailor Venus-WHOOOSH!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Yami Kaira: ......O_O.....*turns to Kaira* Have I ever told you that you pick up the weirdest friends?? *Kaira: ^.^*
Jessica: *finds Ryou walking in a park somewhere* RYOU!!!!!!!!! *huggles him while contentedly purring like a kitten =^.^=*
Ryou: O.O....E-excuse me?
Jessica: Hee hee! Goofy Ryou! *more huggles* ^.^
Ryou: Oh, I remember you. You're the crazy author that everyone doesn't like because you hate Seto.
Jessica: Heheh...yeah...*mutters, "dumb bastard Seto lovers...."* ANYWAY!...*sweat droppies. She knows that the Seto lovers are plotting her death RIGHT NOW. LOL* Guess what guess what guess what?!?!?
Ryou: Um...I don't know....what?
Jessica: We're going to get married!!!
Ryou: O.O...W-what?!
Jessica: You heard me! We're going to get married!
Ryou: M-m-married???? *face goes incredibly pale...not that that's actually POSSIBLE!*
Jessica: Yeah!! *huggles* And as for children, we'll worry about those when we turn 21!
Ryou: C-c-c-children??????? O.O....*poor dude looks like he's going to have a heart attack!*
Jessica: Yeah!! So.....sounds cool, right?!?
Ryou: But...but.....so young of an age to be married...that's not...not...
Jessica: Ryou! People get married at young ages all the time!
Ryou: But but but but.....
Jessica: What? You wuv me, don't you? *Big chibi eyes*
Ryou: Yeah, but but-
Jessica: AHA! I KNEW IT! You don't love me....I guess I'll go off in a corner and....and....RYOU!!!!! *Huggles him again* Puuuhhhhlllllleeeeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeeeee??? You married Kaira-chan!!
Ryou: I guess....Alright, we get married.
Jessica: YAY!!!!!! *Huggles him some more* =^.^= SO! When the time comes, how many children? How about 6?
Ryou: WHAT? S-six children?!
Jessica: What? You want 9?
Ryou: O.O!! Where do you get 9 from?!?
Jessica: Listen, here! I'LL be the one giving birth to the kids, so we go by MY numbers! And my good luck numbers are multiples of 3! (Why? I don't know, it really is though in r/l. Spooky, huh?)
Ryou: Well, how about 3?
Jessica: But...3 is such a common number for children! We need to be different! We need to show people that WE'RE better than them somehow! (Where that came from, I don't know.)
Ryou: Actually, I'm finding wedding planning to be quite fun. ^_^
Jessica: Hee hee!! ^.^ Yay! It'll be purty! Oooh...Jeshi-chan wants blue roses! They're purrrrdddyyy....
Ryou: Speaking in third person again?
Jessica: Yes, Jeshi-chan is. ^.^ (LOL) Oh! I want Jackie to come to the wedding too!
Ryou: Okay.
Jessica: Yay! Jackie, Kaira-chan and Yami Kaira-chan will be the brides' maids! They so purrddddyyy....
Ryou: Okay! ^_^
Jessica: He's a cute husband dude! *huggles* ^.^....and Yugi, Jonouchi, and Marik will be the pigs!
Ryou: O.o....pigs?
Jessica: The equivalents to the brides's maids!
Ryou: Ohhhh.....I get it....But what about Bakura?
Jessica: Oh, he'll be the emotional lady who cries uncontrollably at weddings even though she doesn't even know the people getting married!
Ryou: O.o......
Bakura: HEY! That's not fair!
Jessica: (To Bakura) Well you can't be the "lousy drunk" at the wedding! That's Malik!
Ryou: I thought we weren't going to have any alcohol.
Jessica: I'm sorry, but we have to have it, if not then Yami and Bakura won't come!
Ryou: .....What about Malik?
Jessica: WHAT ABOUT MALIK?!?!?
Ryou: ....O.O....Nothing!
*Anyway, the wedding again takes place. If you need me to be more specific, then I'll just tell you that Honda was the flower girl, and Bakura did the crying well..even though Yami and Malik started laughing at him, then Bakura hucked a chair at both of them while still crying. It was quite amusing. Not to mention that the wedding took place 2 hours late because Duke lost the cake, but it was found in a nearby bingo hall. They had to beat down 3 old ladies and a poodle to get it back. Anyway...then we have the wedding party again....and what's the best way to start off the wedding party? With Malik of course!*
Malik: *comes charging into the hall again* HEY, Yami dude! Pass the puzzle, man!
Yami: YEAH! *chucks the Millennium puzzle at Malik*
Malik: *Catches puzzle and splashes it into the bowl of juice on one of the tables* Ladies and gentlemen! The punch has been spiked! *Everyone laughs hysterically*
Serenity: (to Ryou and Jessica) So, now that you two are married, what are you going to do?
Jessica: First, I think I'll get a number from Ryou about children, seeing as how he trailed off without an answer at the beginning of my part of the chapter!!!
Ryou: Heh heh heh...*sweat droppies*
Mai: You're going to have children?
Jessica: Oh, yes! In about 6-7 years. There will be many.
Honda: How about 20?
Jessica: *Ryou: O.O!!!!* Multiples of 3!
Honda: Okay....how about 21?
Jessica: Hey, yeah! (turns to Ryou) How about 21?
Ryou: WHAT?!?! T-T-T-WENTY ONE?!?!??!!?
Jessica: Silly, Ryou! Who else is going to take care of us when we get old and useless?
Yami: I think you should have NO children! You see Apu from the Simpsons? 9 children, and they can't go anywhere unless those kids are on leashes! LEASHES, DAMMIT! I don't think that's a good idea!
Malik: Yeah, I mean honestly! Who would screw the EXACT same woman 21 times?!?!
Jessica: !!!!!!O.O!!!!!!!!!*Ryou's face turns beet red...geez, never knew that could happen!*
Everyone: MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ *Anzu, Mai and Serenity smash the cake on top of Malik. Kaira-chan throws her shoes at Malik, Jackie hides her face and screams for fear that her beloved Malik will get hurt, and Yami Kaira-chan just sits and watches everything*
Yami: *Starts to think about the whole children thing again. Has a weird dream about Jessica and Ryou living in a big pretty house in England somewhere, with the two of them walking to the park or something, when Jessica calls, "Come, children!". And 9 children follow Ryou and Jessica like baby ducks following their mother in a single file line with little British accents saying, "Yes, mother! Coming, father!".....Yami shudders at the thought and directs his attention back to the fight*
*The next day, Jessica and Ryou walk around aimlessly through the town.*
Jessica: See, Ryou? This is fun!!
Ryou: Yeah...actually, it is fun! ^_^
Jessica: Hee hee!!! *Huggles him* ^.^
Kaira: *Runs up to the both of them* Hi Lo!
Jessica: Hullo, Kaira-chan!
Kaira: So, how are the both of you? Have a nice night?
Ryou: Oh, jolly good!
Jessica: HEEEHEE! *Huggles Ryou again* I love it when he says that! ^.^!!
Kaira: Ooooohhh....'_' sounds like SOMEONE had fun last night!
Jessica: O.O...Hehehe...whaaaaat??
Kaira: You know....^.^
Jessica: Know what?!? O~O *Ryou looks disturbed and confused at the same time*
Cop: *walks past the three of them* Good morning, citizens!
Jessica: Hullo! ^.^
Kaira: Hi Lo! ^.^
Ryou: Good morning! ^.^
Cop: Ahhh...it's nice to see the younger ones out nice and early in the morning. It seems so....right....anyway, I'll be going now, so, goodbye!
Jessica: Buh-bye! ^.^
Kaira: Buh-bye! ^.^
Ryou: Cheerio! ^.^
Cop: *stops and turns suddenly when he hears Ryou* Good lord! There's an English person here!! *Gets in Ryou's face* We here in Canada don't do well with you little left-side driving hoodlums in this country! You people aren't allowed to be in Canada!!! That means...YOU'RE OUTTA HERE, BUDDY! *grabs Ryou roughly*
Jessica: HEY! Canada's a free country! We allow the English/British peoples here!
Cop: ...SHUT UP! You're killin' it! We have to end the chapter SOMEHOW!
Jessica: Hmmmm....good thinking....see you later, Ryou.
Cop: You won't see him later. He's getting the chair!
Jessica: But we don't have death penalties in Canada!!!!!!!!
Cop: We have to end the CHAPTER!
Jessica: *sigh* Alright.
Kaira: Hey, it's not that bad, Jeshi-chan....you've already lost one husband...
Jessica: Well, I guess I COULD just pout...but then I think....there is still Jonouchi and Bakura out there....and....I'M SINGLE AGAIN!!! WHOOOOO!! *Kaira and Jeshi dance around stupidly*
Yami Kaira: You know, you sound like a horse race announcer when you do that...
Kaira-chan: *Just to annoy YK* And they're off!!
Yami Kaira: -.-;
Jeshi-chan: And number 18 takes the lead with 14 trailing closely behind it, and oh! Out comes that kid Bart's horse, running like I've never seen a horse run before...to bad the race has already been won...
Yami Kaira: *Twitch* *Starts to strangle Jeshi-chan*
Jeshi-chan: This is just *Gag* like Drama class *choke*
*Pharaoh Yami and Kaira-chan and Kyla drag YK off of Jeshi-chan*
Jeshi-chan: Me and Kaira-chan do not own Yu-Gi-Man
Kaira-chan: -.-; It's Yu-gi-OH!! Nor do we own DragonballZ.
Jeshi-chan: whatever...
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THE ENGAGEMENT
Ryou walked up to Kaira-chan. "Um...Kaira-chan. What is it you want?" He asked in his cute little English accent.
"Ryou, how would you like..." Kaira-chan started. "To get married!" She unsheathed her Katana slowly.
Ryou saw the small gesture. "I'd love it! In fact, I was just about to ask you to marry me..." Ryou looked around, panicked. Then he took off his Millennium Ring. "Kaira-chan, would you marry me?" He asked.
Kaira-chan smiled. "Yes! I'd love to Ryou!"
"Jolly Good!" He grinned, hoping Bakura wouldn't be too angry that he gave away his Millennium Ring.
THE PLANNING (Going to Script formation)
Bakura: Yay! I'm so glad my little Ryou is getting married!! I never thought he had it in him **Tear**
Yami Kaira: ...Well....that was out of character.
Bakura: Yeah, well, shut up!! At least I'm no...um...dead!
Yami Kaira: Yes you are.... *Turns to Kaira-chan* Oooo!! Let's see the ring!! I want to see how much money he spent on you!!
Kaira-chan: *Grinning widely* OK!!
Ryou: Hey! Actually honey, lets NOT show them the ring.
Kaira-chan: Oh nonsense Ryou-kun! *Pulls Millennium ring out from under her shirt*
Bakura and Yami Kaira: O_o
Yami Kaira: *Burst out laughing*
Bakura: RYOU!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??!!!
Ryou: *Timidly* I...proposed to her?
Bakura: You - What - I - WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO???!!!!!!
Yami Kaira: AHAHAHAH!!! YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR STUPID HIKARI!!!!!!
Bakura: Oh!! And like you can! I can control my hikari [light] a hundred times better than yours!
Yami Kaira: Can not!
Bakura: Prove it!
Yami Kaira: Kaira-chan! Get me a drink! NOW!
Kaira-chan: No.
*Bakura bursts out laughing*
Yami Kaira: *Turning red with embarrassment and anger* NOW! YOU LISTEN TO ME!! AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU!
Kaira-chan: *Standing up angrily* WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU EVER DONE FOR ME??!!
Yami Kaira: I've gotten rid of all you enemies, and whoever bugged you, I have made you life 100 times better.
Kaira-chan: AND NOW EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF ME FOR FEAR I'LL GO PSYCHOTIC ON THEM!! NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME!! _YOU_ GET _ME_ SOMETHING TO DRINK!!!
Yami Kaira: O_O OK!!
Bakura: *Bursts out laughing* Oh yeah, you controlled her great.
Kaira-chan: You go with her too Bakura. Get poor Ryou something to drink.
Ryou: *Cowering away from Kaira, now regretting proposing to her*
Bakura: No. Make me.
Kaira-chan: DO IT NOW!!
Bakura: O_O Yes ma'am! *Follows Yami Kaira*
Kaira-chan: Right, now we can plan in peace.
Ryou: *Shivering in fear, now seeing what an angry Kaira is like*
Kaira-chan: ^-^ No need to be afraid!! *Is all happy and cheery*
Ryou: O_o **Is even more afraid from the massive mood change*
Kaira-chan: OK! Hmm...Should Jeshi-chan or Yami Kaira be the Maid of Honor?
Ryou: Um...*thinking*
~~Flashback~~
Jeshi-chan: RYOU!!!!! *Glomps him* I won't ever let you go. You'll be mine forever, and ever and ever!!!!
~~End Flashback~~
Ryou: Yami Kaira. Should Bakura or Yugi be the Best Man?
Kaira-chan: Hmm... *Thinking*
~~Flashback~~
Kaira-chan: Yami! Lets go out for ice cream!
Yami: Um...aren't you married to Seto?
Kaira-chan: Yeah, but who cares. What should we get, Vanilla or chocolate.
Yami: Um...Aren't you married to Seto?
Kaira-chan: Yeah, but I thought you two were rivals?
Yami: Good point. Let's have chocolate.
~~End Flashback~~
Kaira-chan: Chocolate.
Ryou: What?
Kaira-chan: Let's have chocolate cake!
Ryou: Um...OK... *Flips a coin* Yugi it is.
Kaira-chan: Ok, Bridesmaids can be, Jeshi-chan of course.
Ryou: Can we just...not invite her??
~~One of Ryou's Imaginings~~
Priest: You may now kiss the bride.
Jeshi-chan: *Kills Kaira* Opps, I thought you said kill the bride.
~~~End Ryou's Imaginings~~
Kaira-chan: No, we can not just not invite her. And... Rebecca can be another bridesmaid.
Ryou: Who?
Kaira-chan: Oh, you don't know her, it was just after Duelist Kingdom. And...um...the regulars, Mai, and Isis, and...I need one more....Must I say it this chapter?
Ryou: Chapter?? *Shakes head* and no, you needn't. Because...there is still Serenity!
Ryou: Um...Ok. Hmm...my other friends are Honda, Jonouchi, Bakura, Yami and um... Otogi I guess... They can be the Groomsmen.
Kaira-chan: Groomsmen?
Ryou: *Sighs* The equivalent to Bridesmaids.
Kaira-chan: Seto said they were Grooming Men...
Ryou: WELL KAIBA'S A BAKA!!
Kaira-chan: O_o
Ryou: I'm sorry. I don't know where that came from.
Kaira-chan: Who should be the flower girl?
Ryou: ...Just because I seem to be out of character, I say we make Kaiba suffer. He will be out flower girl!
Kaira-chan: Which one?
Ryou: What?
Kaira-chan: Seto or Mokuba?
Ryou: Seto -.-;
Kaira-chan: OK! That makes Mokuba the ring barer!
**Just because I don't want this to get repetitive, The Bachelor and Bachelorette parties consisted of a lot of drinking and a lot of nudity**
THE WEDDING
Bakura: *Putting on his tux* Stupid Ryou, give away the Millennium Ring. And then not even ask me to be the best man. I'll show him...
Yami: *Also putting on his tux* What are you mumbling about Bakura?
Bakura: How I'm gonna steal your stupid puzzle at the stupid wedding party when your stupidly drunk and have stupidly let down your guard.
Marik: *Standing around watching* Well, that was stupid of you.
Bakura & Yami: What?
Marik: You just gave away your plan, while Yami still has time to prevent it by NOT getting drunk...
Yami: Not get drunk?? How could such a thought come to you?
Marik: O_o I do not know.
Bakura: -.-; Yami, you are a baka.
Yami: ?? I am? Why?
Yugi: *Skipping around in his tux* I'm more important than all of you! I'm more important than all of you!
Jonouchi and Honda: *Already getting drunk*
Jonouchi: And then I said *hic* You'd like that, wouldn't you!
Honda: *Bursts out laughing like it's the funniest thing he's ever heard*
Yugi: -.-; Shouldn't you guys save the drinking for the wedding party?
Jonouchi: Naw! We didn't drink at the last one, so we need to make up for it now.
Mai: *Walks by the door in her strapless bridesmaid outfit*
Jonouchi: *Whistles and howls at her, at exactly the wrong moment when she disappears and Anzu takes her place*
Anzu: *Blushes* Why, thank you Jonouchi-kun.
Jonouchi: NO!! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU!! OH GOD NO!!! *Crying hysterically*
Yugi: How come I think that two drunk Groomsmen at a wedding with the half the guests and such psychos and such, is not such a good idea...
Yami: Nonsense, it's a great idea. *Turns to Bakura* So, did you get the popcorn.
Bakura: *Pulls out three bags* Do you want the "Left at the alter" bag, the "Fight breaks out amongst the Bride/Grooms secret lover and the Bride/Groom" bag, or the "I'm pregnant with someone else's/The Grooms baby" Bag?
Marik: Bring all three, just incase.
Yugi: -.-; God help us...
Seto: -.-; what did I do to deserve this?? *Walks into room in a little dress meant for a little girl. Since he is so tall, it only goes down to half way between his butt, and his knees*
Everyone: ....O_o....................*Silence*
Bakura: *Breaking the silence* How about the "Everyone dies from being grossed out about a random object" bag too?
Yami & Marik: *Can only nod, looking at Seto, disgusted looks on there faces*
Ryou: *Waiting at the alter, no priest around* *Looks around* **Marik and Malik, and Bandit Keith, and Pegasus and all the other not so important characters are sitting in the audience, along with Ishtar-chan, Tina-chan, Rabab-chan and Serina-chan** Does anyone know where the priest is?
Marik: *Laughs* I bet you and that moron of a girl forgot to hire one! *Everyone in the audience laugh about how stupid that would be*
Ryou: O_o
*Everyone stops*
Marik: ...You _Didn't_ forget, did you?
Ryou: *Nervous laughter*
Marik: I should kill you right here and now -.-;
Vegeta(From DragonballZ): *Runs in* KAKOROTT((Dammit, I haven't spelt it in so long, I've forgotten how -.-;))! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
*Everyone looks at Vegeta*
Ishtar-chan: VEGETA!!
Vegeta: What? How do you know my name you foolish human?
Ishtar-chan: *Gets up* You get to be the Priest at this here wedding!
Vegeta: Who the hell are you, how the hell do you know my name, and what wedding????
Ishtar-chan: Never mind who I am, and how I know your name. Its not important. What **Is** important is that Ryou *Gestures to Ryou* Need someone to marry him.
Vegeta: I AM NOT MARRYING ALBINO BOY THERE!
Ishtar-chan: O_O NOT YOU!!! You get to be the priest to marry him and Kaira-chan!
Vegeta: *Muttering* Kaira-chan, hmm...Kaira-chan, why does she sound so familiar.
Ishtar-chan: *Pushes him up to the alter and gives him cue cards, then sits back down beside Marik* Marik-kun ^-^ *Smiles* Someday it will be us!! *Snuggles up to him*
Marik: O_O
**Soon, Seto walks down in his dress, making tons of people laugh, and a few "Looking good Kaiba-boy" From Pegasus and other people who enjoy mocking him. Yami Kaira and Yugi walk down, arm and arm, Rebecca and Honda come down together, followed by Jonouchi and Mai, and Serenity and Otogi, much to Honda's displeasure. ((But whose he jealous of, hmm?? (Is a Honda X Otogi fan))). Then Bakura and Jeshi-chan* Jeshi-chan: Bakura! I love Bakura! Yay! Bakura! I love Bakura! Yay!
Bakura: T-T *Then Yami and Isis*
*Kaira-chan walks down alone, just because Yami doesn't feel like doing all that running today, and she wouldn't let anyone else do it*
Vegeta: YOU!
Kaira-chan: *Looks* VEGETA??!!
Ryou: You know each other?
Vegeta: How can you marry this beast?
Kaira-chan: You're one to talk. I feel sorry for Bulma.
Ryou: Um...How do you know each other?
Vegeta: Kaira-chan used to write DragonballZ fics. They were horrible, everyone was outta character.
Bakura: I know how you feel.
Kaira-chan: QUIET YOU!
Bakura: *Monotone* Yes...ma'am. I mean...see what I mean!
Vegeta: *Reading this* Though, she was good in the sense that she never used script formation.
Kaira-chan: I know -.-; It's a new thing for me. Some fics I can't write normally. It's horrible, ne?
Vegeta: Yes, horrible.
Yami: Are you gonna marry them or not?!
Vegeta: Ah yes, sorry. *Kaira-chan walks up to Ryou's side*
*Vegeta does the vows, Kaira-chan and Ryou say I do*
Vegeta: Does anyone have a reason why these two shouldn't be wed.
Jeshi-chan: I'M PREGNANT WITH RYOU'S BABY!!
**Bakura whips out the "I'm pregnant with someone else's/The Grooms baby" Bag of popcorn, and the Yami's sit and eat, while watching**
Ryou: O_o WHAT??!! I'M STILL A VIRGIN!
Kaira-chan: What? A virgin? I'm leaving!
**Bakura whips out the "Left at the alter" bag of popcorn, and they commence eating again**
Yami: *Swallows popcorn, and gets up* Kaira-chan! Now that you are leaving him, we can run away and get married like we planned!
Ryou: WHAT?? *Punches Yami and a fight breaks out*
**Bakura whips out a bag of"Fight breaks out amongst the Bride/Grooms secret lover and the Bride/Groom" bag, and him and Marik start eating**
Yami: Just a minute Ryou.
Ryou: Ok.
Yami: *Grabs a handful of the popcorn, stuffs it in his mouth, then fighting again*
Vegeta: This is pathetic! I can't believe she left us for these weird-os. *Flies out the window, like a normal person -.-;*
And so, Kaira-chan and Ryou never got married. Why? Because this chapter was already too long. Hehe -.-;
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Kaira-chan: T-T ME AND YAMI WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER LIKE THAT!!
Jeshi-chan: There there Kaira-chan, it'll be OK.
Kaira-chan: I know ^___^ *Runs off to stalk Yami again*
And here is Jeshi-chan's part!!
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NOTE: I, Jeshi-chan ish very sorry to any Seto lovers who hate me even more. To tell you the truth, Kaira-chan has been on my case all week because she told me about Seto's crappy-ass life and I sorta felt...felt....s-so...SOR....SORR.....S-AW, SCREW IT! I'm not sayin' it! But that doesn't mean I like him, doesn't mean that I'm looking at him differently, and it certainly doesn't mean that he can STILL walk around like a big dumb jerk that he is!...I'm sorry, I just have a thing against him because he's so tall and rich....I knew a lot of rich kids like him...they were all my arch enemies.....*sits in corner and pouts...until now*
Jessica: *Runs up to Kaira* Okay, Kaira-chan, now what do we do?
Kaira: Hmmmm...We marry someone else.
Jessica: .....*gives thumbs up and nods* Sounds like good. Who's next?
Kaira: Hmmm..well, we married Seto last time....
Jessica: Ha ha! You were Kaira Kaiba!
Kaira: *Narrows eyes at Jessica* You were Jeshi Kaiba!
Jessica: NOOOOOO!!! *rolls around on the ground screaming*
Kaira: Heheheheh....Anyway...who we marry next is....Ryou!
Jessica: *ears perk up. She jumps up excitedly* NO WAY! REALLY?!?! O_O
Kaira: Yep. *nods* The first reader (Who ish Jackie!) who reviewed decided!
Jessica: WHEEEEEEEE!!!! ^.^ FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!! LOTSA LUVS, JACKIE!!! *Looks all evil* Yes!! Now all that sexy white hair and accent are MINE! Mwwahahahahawwhhhheeeeeeeeee!!!! *salutes to Kaira* Kaira-chan! Wish me luck-wait.......what do I mean "luck?" Luck has been on my side since the beginning of the chapter! Now.....blasting off in the speed of light, I am Sailor Venus-WHOOOSH!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Yami Kaira: ......O_O.....*turns to Kaira* Have I ever told you that you pick up the weirdest friends?? *Kaira: ^.^*
Jessica: *finds Ryou walking in a park somewhere* RYOU!!!!!!!!! *huggles him while contentedly purring like a kitten =^.^=*
Ryou: O.O....E-excuse me?
Jessica: Hee hee! Goofy Ryou! *more huggles* ^.^
Ryou: Oh, I remember you. You're the crazy author that everyone doesn't like because you hate Seto.
Jessica: Heheh...yeah...*mutters, "dumb bastard Seto lovers...."* ANYWAY!...*sweat droppies. She knows that the Seto lovers are plotting her death RIGHT NOW. LOL* Guess what guess what guess what?!?!?
Ryou: Um...I don't know....what?
Jessica: We're going to get married!!!
Ryou: O.O...W-what?!
Jessica: You heard me! We're going to get married!
Ryou: M-m-married???? *face goes incredibly pale...not that that's actually POSSIBLE!*
Jessica: Yeah!! *huggles* And as for children, we'll worry about those when we turn 21!
Ryou: C-c-c-children??????? O.O....*poor dude looks like he's going to have a heart attack!*
Jessica: Yeah!! So.....sounds cool, right?!?
Ryou: But...but.....so young of an age to be married...that's not...not...
Jessica: Ryou! People get married at young ages all the time!
Ryou: But but but but.....
Jessica: What? You wuv me, don't you? *Big chibi eyes*
Ryou: Yeah, but but-
Jessica: AHA! I KNEW IT! You don't love me....I guess I'll go off in a corner and....and....RYOU!!!!! *Huggles him again* Puuuhhhhlllllleeeeeeeeeeesssssssseeeeeeee??? You married Kaira-chan!!
Ryou: I guess....Alright, we get married.
Jessica: YAY!!!!!! *Huggles him some more* =^.^= SO! When the time comes, how many children? How about 6?
Ryou: WHAT? S-six children?!
Jessica: What? You want 9?
Ryou: O.O!! Where do you get 9 from?!?
Jessica: Listen, here! I'LL be the one giving birth to the kids, so we go by MY numbers! And my good luck numbers are multiples of 3! (Why? I don't know, it really is though in r/l. Spooky, huh?)
Ryou: Well, how about 3?
Jessica: But...3 is such a common number for children! We need to be different! We need to show people that WE'RE better than them somehow! (Where that came from, I don't know.)
Ryou: Actually, I'm finding wedding planning to be quite fun. ^_^
Jessica: Hee hee!! ^.^ Yay! It'll be purty! Oooh...Jeshi-chan wants blue roses! They're purrrrdddyyy....
Ryou: Speaking in third person again?
Jessica: Yes, Jeshi-chan is. ^.^ (LOL) Oh! I want Jackie to come to the wedding too!
Ryou: Okay.
Jessica: Yay! Jackie, Kaira-chan and Yami Kaira-chan will be the brides' maids! They so purrddddyyy....
Ryou: Okay! ^_^
Jessica: He's a cute husband dude! *huggles* ^.^....and Yugi, Jonouchi, and Marik will be the pigs!
Ryou: O.o....pigs?
Jessica: The equivalents to the brides's maids!
Ryou: Ohhhh.....I get it....But what about Bakura?
Jessica: Oh, he'll be the emotional lady who cries uncontrollably at weddings even though she doesn't even know the people getting married!
Ryou: O.o......
Bakura: HEY! That's not fair!
Jessica: (To Bakura) Well you can't be the "lousy drunk" at the wedding! That's Malik!
Ryou: I thought we weren't going to have any alcohol.
Jessica: I'm sorry, but we have to have it, if not then Yami and Bakura won't come!
Ryou: .....What about Malik?
Jessica: WHAT ABOUT MALIK?!?!?
Ryou: ....O.O....Nothing!
*Anyway, the wedding again takes place. If you need me to be more specific, then I'll just tell you that Honda was the flower girl, and Bakura did the crying well..even though Yami and Malik started laughing at him, then Bakura hucked a chair at both of them while still crying. It was quite amusing. Not to mention that the wedding took place 2 hours late because Duke lost the cake, but it was found in a nearby bingo hall. They had to beat down 3 old ladies and a poodle to get it back. Anyway...then we have the wedding party again....and what's the best way to start off the wedding party? With Malik of course!*
Malik: *comes charging into the hall again* HEY, Yami dude! Pass the puzzle, man!
Yami: YEAH! *chucks the Millennium puzzle at Malik*
Malik: *Catches puzzle and splashes it into the bowl of juice on one of the tables* Ladies and gentlemen! The punch has been spiked! *Everyone laughs hysterically*
Serenity: (to Ryou and Jessica) So, now that you two are married, what are you going to do?
Jessica: First, I think I'll get a number from Ryou about children, seeing as how he trailed off without an answer at the beginning of my part of the chapter!!!
Ryou: Heh heh heh...*sweat droppies*
Mai: You're going to have children?
Jessica: Oh, yes! In about 6-7 years. There will be many.
Honda: How about 20?
Jessica: *Ryou: O.O!!!!* Multiples of 3!
Honda: Okay....how about 21?
Jessica: Hey, yeah! (turns to Ryou) How about 21?
Ryou: WHAT?!?! T-T-T-WENTY ONE?!?!??!!?
Jessica: Silly, Ryou! Who else is going to take care of us when we get old and useless?
Yami: I think you should have NO children! You see Apu from the Simpsons? 9 children, and they can't go anywhere unless those kids are on leashes! LEASHES, DAMMIT! I don't think that's a good idea!
Malik: Yeah, I mean honestly! Who would screw the EXACT same woman 21 times?!?!
Jessica: !!!!!!O.O!!!!!!!!!*Ryou's face turns beet red...geez, never knew that could happen!*
Everyone: MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _ *Anzu, Mai and Serenity smash the cake on top of Malik. Kaira-chan throws her shoes at Malik, Jackie hides her face and screams for fear that her beloved Malik will get hurt, and Yami Kaira-chan just sits and watches everything*
Yami: *Starts to think about the whole children thing again. Has a weird dream about Jessica and Ryou living in a big pretty house in England somewhere, with the two of them walking to the park or something, when Jessica calls, "Come, children!". And 9 children follow Ryou and Jessica like baby ducks following their mother in a single file line with little British accents saying, "Yes, mother! Coming, father!".....Yami shudders at the thought and directs his attention back to the fight*
*The next day, Jessica and Ryou walk around aimlessly through the town.*
Jessica: See, Ryou? This is fun!!
Ryou: Yeah...actually, it is fun! ^_^
Jessica: Hee hee!!! *Huggles him* ^.^
Kaira: *Runs up to the both of them* Hi Lo!
Jessica: Hullo, Kaira-chan!
Kaira: So, how are the both of you? Have a nice night?
Ryou: Oh, jolly good!
Jessica: HEEEHEE! *Huggles Ryou again* I love it when he says that! ^.^!!
Kaira: Ooooohhh....'_' sounds like SOMEONE had fun last night!
Jessica: O.O...Hehehe...whaaaaat??
Kaira: You know....^.^
Jessica: Know what?!? O~O *Ryou looks disturbed and confused at the same time*
Cop: *walks past the three of them* Good morning, citizens!
Jessica: Hullo! ^.^
Kaira: Hi Lo! ^.^
Ryou: Good morning! ^.^
Cop: Ahhh...it's nice to see the younger ones out nice and early in the morning. It seems so....right....anyway, I'll be going now, so, goodbye!
Jessica: Buh-bye! ^.^
Kaira: Buh-bye! ^.^
Ryou: Cheerio! ^.^
Cop: *stops and turns suddenly when he hears Ryou* Good lord! There's an English person here!! *Gets in Ryou's face* We here in Canada don't do well with you little left-side driving hoodlums in this country! You people aren't allowed to be in Canada!!! That means...YOU'RE OUTTA HERE, BUDDY! *grabs Ryou roughly*
Jessica: HEY! Canada's a free country! We allow the English/British peoples here!
Cop: ...SHUT UP! You're killin' it! We have to end the chapter SOMEHOW!
Jessica: Hmmmm....good thinking....see you later, Ryou.
Cop: You won't see him later. He's getting the chair!
Jessica: But we don't have death penalties in Canada!!!!!!!!
Cop: We have to end the CHAPTER!
Jessica: *sigh* Alright.
Kaira: Hey, it's not that bad, Jeshi-chan....you've already lost one husband...
Jessica: Well, I guess I COULD just pout...but then I think....there is still Jonouchi and Bakura out there....and....I'M SINGLE AGAIN!!! WHOOOOO!! *Kaira and Jeshi dance around stupidly*