Kaira-chan: The Honda chapter...
Jeshi-chan: Wow...this is going to be boring...
Yami Kaira: ...Yep...
Pharaoh Yami and Yami: ...at least it isn't us...
Kyla: Kywa-chan no own Yu-Gi-Oh
Bakura: And neither does Jeshi-chan... Oh yeah, she got the internet again, check out her fics. Her name is Yami Bakura's Wife... *Shutters*
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THE ENGAGEMENT
Kaira-chan goes running into the room Jeshi so often uses in her fics. You'll have to read them to find out. So yeah, all the people from Yu-Gi-Oh are there, and Kaira-chan bursts in.
Kaira-chan: Guess what everyone?!
Everyone: *Borededly* What?
Kaira-chan: I've decided who I'm going to marry next!! ^-^
Everyone: O_O
Jonouchi, Seto and Ryou: **Relax**
Kaira-chan: Ishtar-chan chose ^-^
Yami Malik, Malik, Bakura, Yami and Pharaoh Yami: **Relax**
Kaira-chan: **Runs up to Malik** Hylo Malik ^-^
Malik: WHAT??? ISHTAR-CHAN WOULD NEVER!!
Kaira-chan: Nice shirt? Is it new?
All: =.=
Malik: *Sighs in relief* Yeah, it is...
Kaira-chan: Ok ^-^ *Runs up to Honda* HONDA!!!
Honda: NOOOOOO!!!
Kaira-chan: Yep ^-^ *Glomps him* You're my next husband...
Honda: And if I refuse...
Kaira-chan: I'll be forced to kill you off in this story...
Honda: What?
Kaira-chan: I don't know...*Shrugs*
Honda: Whatever, all the same I'm scared...looks like I have to agree .
THE PLANNING
Kaira-chan: Listen, no funny stuff this time...
Honda: Isn't this a humor fic?
Kaira-chan: ...Humor Fic?
Honda: Nevermind, I don't know...
Kaira-chan: Whatever, ok, whose your Groomsmen?
Honda: But...why no funny stuff? Everyone else got funny stuff...
Kaira-chan: Because I want to get this over with, now, who the hell are your groomsmen?
Honda: I want funny stuff...
Kaira-chan: SHUT UP!! Who are your groomsmen?
Honda: Yami, Yuugi, Ryou and Bakura, and the Best man is Jonouchi.
Kaira-chan: Good, ok, my Maid of Honour will be Yami Kaira... and my bridesmaids will be Jeshi, Isis, Shizuka, and Mai...
Honda: Good.
Kaira-chan: Yep...
THE WEDDING
Yeah...they get married. No crap this time... well... Bakura and Yami got into a deathmatch but...besides that... ((It was a tie BTW))
THE WEDDING PARTY...
Same old, same old...yeah...this is a short ch.
MARRIED LIFE
Honda: ...Why do you want this done so fast?
Kaira-chan: Because I don't like you...
Honda: You don't like me? *Whimpers*
Kaira-chan: Well, I don't hate you ... Your just not high on my list of fav. Characters... and since I don't hate you, I can't bash you, which means that I can't make this a bashing chapter...and since I don't like you, I can't have it longer...like Yami's will be...
Honda: @_@ I'm confused...
Kaira-chan: So am I... let's just get divorced...
Honda: Sounds good ^-^
So, they got divorsed. The end... Yeah...that sucked...alot....a lot a lot.
Yami Kaira: Damn right...
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On to Jeshi-chan's ch. It is much more exciting then mine....
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Jessica: *runs up and salutes army-like to Kaira* Oi, Captain!
Kaira: O.o...Okay, Jeshi-chan...you go marry Honda now.
Jessica: *frowns* Honda? Why would I marry a car?
Kaira: No...I mean...Honda...
Yami Kaira: You know, like JONOUCHI'S best friend, Honda!
Jessica: *glares at Yami Kaira* You know damn well not to bring up that...that DOG around me anymore! *pouts because he likes Mai and not her...but her face lightens at the thought of her beloved Bakura...who is hers....and no one elses....Bakura lovers remember that...or I'll MAKE you remember*
Yami Kaira: *smacks Jessica* Get on with it, already!!
Jessica: FINE!! *Goes off to write her part of the chapter, glaring at any Bakura lovers who are reading nearby*
Jessica: *runs up to Honda...geez, this IS getting old, ain't it? We need to throw something new in...* Heeeellllllloooooo, Honda!!! *Is a big Animaniacs fan..my favourite is Wacko! ^.^*
Honda: Um...hello.
Jessica: *sighs* Let's just cut to the chase before we bore our readers...we...are going to get married, okay?
Honda: Um...no. *goes to leave....just like all the others*
Jessica: *sighs, then grabs the back of Honda's shirt and pulls him back* Oh, I think we are. No use fightin'.
Honda: Why not?
Jessica: It's no use saying you love Serenity 'cause guess what? *pulls out a video tape* I've got her and Otogi on this! Yes, they were sittin' in the tree, but KISSING wasn't the ONLY thing they were doin'!
Honda: EEEEEEKK!! Nooooo!!
Jessica: *grins because the tape really isn't of Otogi and Serenity...it's actually a recording of the Disney movie "the Little Mermaid"* So, we're getting married, right?
Honda: Um...sure...
Jessica: *pats Honda's head* That's a good boy.
*Geez, how incredibly boring can this one get? Well...then again, Honda IS a pretty boring guy that I just don't care for....like Seto...but even Seto I had something to write about! Anyways.....I guess for the record of it, I decided to let Jonouchi come to the wedding...he was the flower girl. Mai still wasn't allowed to come....and..um...Anzu didn't appear at the wedding either...it appears that an Australian came by with his dingo...and the dingo ate her. Hahaha!...Yeah...that was pretty bad....and it wasn't very funny...but come on, Honda IS boring, don't you people understand?!*
~~The Wonderful Wedding Party that Makes This All Worthwhile! Starting with....~~
Malik: *comes running in...AGAIN* Hey, everyone!! I've got an idea!! *grabs the millenium ring and spikes it to the ground while it's still around Bakura's neck, making Bakura fall to the ground....don't worry, the millenium ring is fine...and Bakura's mine!! ^.^ Yes, I AM a bad ryhming like person!*...Let's all get drunk and um...do stuff!!
Jonouchi: We'll watch the ladies strip!
Malik: Yeah!! Male strippers!! ^_^
Otogi: He didn't say male strippers, Malik.
Malik: *puts his arms around Otogi* Oh, don't be like that! *Otogi is scared*
Anzu: *runs in the hall* Nooo! Strippers are wrong! Male strippers shouldn't be allowed! Don't you people have any pride?
Bakura: I've got lots of PRIDE. *Everyone laughs*
Yugi: We have pride, Anzu, just not the good kind. That's what makes us all unique!....And makes this story SO much more interesting! ^.^
Anzu: But-
Jonouchi: Hey, weren't you dead?!
Anzu: Oh no!! I wasn't dead!
Marik: Well, you SHOULD be! *drops a punch bowl on her head*
Malik: That wasn't bad...for a hikari...(I've said it before, I'll say it again...I STILL like the idea of MALIK as the yami, and MARIK as the hikari!! So that's how I'm putting it!)
Ryou: We shouldn't be mean to Anzu...she DOES have the right to her own opinions. And women have free will now, and we should respect it. *Everyone: O.o @ Ryou*
Bakura: *runs up and slaps Ryou* You've been READING again, haven't you?!
Ryou: No, Bakura!!
Bakura: *slaps Ryou again* Ryou!! What have I told you about reading?!?
Ryou: That..that it'll give me ideas...
Bakura: What KIND of ideas?
Ryou: *talking really quietly..not that he doesn't already! ^.^* S-stupid ones....
Bakura: *slaps him again* EXACTLY!!! Now, let that be a lesson to you.
Jessica: *suddenly cheers* Yeah!! Go, Bakura!! ^.^
Jonouchi: See?! This is EXACTLY why women shouldn't have free will and the right to express their own opinions in the first place! I mean, LOOK at what shit they all fall for!! *pointing at Jessica who is still cheering for Bakura like the dolt she is*
Kaira: Jeshi-chan not fall for shit! She settles for better!! ^.^ *Yami Kaira beats her over the head* OWWWWIEEE!
Yami Kaira: Naw, Kaira-chan, your friend's nothing but a nutcase.
Honda: (to Jonouchi) Okay, Jonouchi, don't talk about my wife that way...
Jonouchi: Hey, she was my wife too...at some point.
Honda: Then you dumped her for Mai.
Jonouchi: *shrugs* What can I say? Mai had more going for her.
Jessica: *suddenly runs up and glares at Jonouchi* Like WHAT?!
Honda: *pulls Jessica back* Now now, dear. Jonouchi, maybe you should shut up now before you get her even more upset.
Jonouchi: Is it my fault that Mai looks better and possibly smells better too?
Jessica: WHAT?!?! YOU ROTTEN...ROTTEN...
Seto: Dog?
Jessica: *the idea of calling Jonouchi a "dog" suddenly sounds good to her* Seto!! That's the greatest idea ever!! I love you..I-NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *smacks herself over the head* I mean I HATE you! But I LOVE the idea of calling Jonouchi nothing but a dirty mutt!!!! *What do you know, Seto's gotten one step closer to being on my good side*
Kaira: Let's not talk about that, guys!
Yami Kaira: Yeah! Instead, why don't we try to guess WHY Honda will leave Jessica!
Kaira: Who says that Honda will leave Jeshi-chan? Why not Jeshi-chan leave Honda?
Yami Kaira: Oh, come on!! Every other husband has left her! Why would it be the other way around this time?!
Kaira: I still don't think so. I think that Jeshi-chan will leave Honda!!
Yami Kaira: Honda will leave Jessica!
Kaira: Jeshi-chan leave Honda!!
Yami Kaira: Honda leave Jessica!
Kaira: Jeshi-chan leave Honda!
Serenity: Why would Jessica leave Honda? Honda's such a nice guy.
*Well, to put a long story short...Yami Kaira and Kaira kept fighting again about who is going to leave who, and then came Malik with another organ...Jessica fell asleep because she was so incredibly bored...until she and Honda decided to go home...*
Jessica: *she and Honda sit down on a couch* Sooo...what do you want to do now?
Honda: *shrugs* I dunno...what do you want to do?
Jessica: I don't know...what do you want to do?
Honda: *shrugs* I dunno...what do you want to do?
Jessica: I don't know...what do you want to do?
*The clock on the wall speeds up and spins around 5 hours*
Jessica: *staring at the clock* You know, you should get that clock fixed. (I thank my horrible
little sister for giving me that idea)
Honda: I should....but not now...I don't feel like it.
Jessica: *smiles* What DO you feel like right now?
Honda: *shrugs* I dunno....what about you?
Jessica: Um....I don't know...what about you?
Honda: *shrugs* I dunno...
Jessica: *Is bored...Honda is boring....sighs* I don't know....*smiles suddenly and moves closer to Honda* Sooo....what do YOU want to do? *Yes, I'm flirting. Geez, I've got nothing else to do, if you people haven't noticed! ^.^*
Honda: *shrugs* I dunno...
Jessica: *sits up really close to Honda and starts poking at his face* heehee!! ^.^
Honda: What are you doing?
Jessica: *innocent sounding* Noooothhhinnnggg!!
Honda: *shrugs* Okay...
Jessica: *puts her arms around him* Sooo...what do YOU want to do? ^.^
Honda: *shurgs* I dunno...what do you want to do?
Jessica: *Gives up completely. Takes her arms off of him and sits on her end of the couch and stares at the wall* Ughhh..._ *turns back to him suddenly* Honda, I think we have to talk.
Honda: Weren't we already doing that?
Jessica: Yes, but you see...this chapter has been incredibly boring....well...I don't know about Kaira-chan's...*honestly, I haven't even read Kaira-chan's yet*...but this one has been boring....I'm sorry, but I've never been in a more boring relationship...
Honda: Okay...
Jessica: I mean...even the one where I had to marry Seto wasn't even as boring! At least...I don't think it was...I'm not a Seto fan, you know, that's VERY sad!
Honda: Interesting....
Jessica: So, I think...I think I'll leave. Because...apart from being boring...you're a dolt! *walks out the front door dropping her ring on the floor*
Honda: *shrugs* Okay....I guess...
Yeah, see? Honda wasn't that upset....and I was actually quite happy, because...I'm single again...and...and...ONE STEP CLOSER TO BAKURA!!! WAHOOOO!!! Bakura!! Bakura!! Whooooooo!!! Besides...Honda WAS boring...really hard to write about him....
Jessica: *sighs all day dreamy-ish* Ahhhh...you'll see, deprived readers....(I don't really mean "deprived"...I just like to bug you all) me and my beloved Bakura shall be together someday!! Yes, it will be beautiful...
Kaira: Besides the fact that he hates your guts!! Just like Yami hates me!! ^.^
Jessica: Too true, Kaira-chan! But he'll see! ^.^ He'll love ME! ^.^
Kaira: And Yami Kaira owes me even MORE money!! Because I said that it will be Jeshi-chan who leaves Honda, which it WAS!! ^.^
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Kaira-chan: Poor poor Yami Kaira...How much is that she owes me?
Yami: I believe tha's $400.
Kaira-chan: Really O_o Wow!
Jeshi-chan: Hurrah! Now I think we can bring Ishtar-chan back home!
Kaira-chan: Hurrah!
Bakura: ...Joy....
Pharaoh Yami: That's a good thing?
Yami: Please REVIEW!! ^-^
~~~~~~~~REVIEW REPLIES (Anwsered by Kaira-chan)~~~~~~~~~
Steph:
I asked Jeshi, and she said she'd do it ^-^ I think you should be afraid...be VERY afraid... She doesn't get along well with other Bakura fans...
Violet Wolf:
Yep, here's Honda-kun for you...so boring =.= And sorry about the whole Pegasus thingy ^-^;; Did you like Vampire Hunter D?
Steph ;___;:
Okz ^-^ We'll start on your chapter soon...I believe. ^-^;; Hehe. I'll talk to Jeshi-chan.
Sennen Yubiwa Yami Mikan:
Lol, Jonouchi-kun =P Neways...yeah... We did Jonouchi-kun ^-^;; Lol ^-^