Heaven Vs Hell Chapter 4
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Taking in a big breath of Earth air, Vegeta scowled and snorted. Exhaling quickly to rid himself of the stench of Earth as soon as possible, he looked around.
"Must be in the middle of a city," he said as he noted the tall skyscrapers and the many humans bustling about hurrying to get to work.
Quickly scanning the entire area, he smirked as he noted several large skyscrapers together.
"Humans are so stupid," he muttered to himself, "can't they see that they make my job of terrorising the Earth so much easier when they do that?"
Looking around to see if anyone was watching him, Vegeta quickly disappeared and reappeared by one of the skyscrapers. Leaning his arm on it as he watched a group of people walk by, he yawned.
"Time to wake this city up a bit more," he said, as he leaned harder on the skyscraper, causing the structure to lean precariously to one side. Annoyed that the structure hadn't fallen over completely, Vegeta formed a small ki ball with one finger and shot it straight through the skyscraper, causing it to tumble over and fall into the next one.
'It's like playing dominoes,' he thought as he flew a safe distance away to watch the show.
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Floating down to the ground slowly, keypad in hand, was Kakarott. Watching the people of the city down below, he hid amongst the clouds as he cautiously crept down to land in a forest nearby.
"Phew…" he said, wiping the sweat from his brow, "that was close. Now to find that Piccolo person and be back in time for tea."
His stomach grumbled at the mention of food. Rubbing the back of his head with his hand, he laughed.
"Erm…maybe I should get something to eat before I continue with my mission. Can't work on an empty stomach!"
He was about to take off when he suddenly noticed his reflection in a puddle of water on the ground.
"Oops, maybe I should make myself look a bit more human to try and blend in more. Let's see…"
Tapping a few times on his keypad, Kakarott soon found what he was looking for. Pressing a large white button, his halo, white wings and tunic quickly disappeared and a pair of jeans and an orange T-shirt covered him.
Admiring his reflection in the puddle, Kakarott grinned.
"That's better," he said, "Now, let's see where the nearest food place is!"
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"Watch out! That skyscraper's about to collapse!" A voice yelled out as the entire city went into a frenzy.
No-body knew how or why the structure was toppling over but they knew that it wasn't situated in the right place. Suddenly, it knocked over the next skyscraper, causing it to lean over and nearly touch the third structure.
While everyone on the ground was panicking and running as far as they could away from the mass of metal and concrete, Vegeta was having the time of his life. Nearly kneeling over with laughter, Vegeta tried to steady himself.
"Ha ha ha!" he cried out as he watched all of the people of Earth run away from the disaster that he had caused. Clutching his sides to prevent them from splitting open, he smirked as the last skyscraper fell to the floor, landing on a train going across a bridge.
Spitting on the ground and hearing another scream as his saliva fell into contact with another unfortunate soul, he smirked and stretched.
"Mmm…well that certainly got my blood boiling," he said stretching one arm behind his head, catching one of his horns as he did so.
"Mmm…maybe I should put on my disguise," he laughed as his horns and tail gradually disappeared.
Noting that the people of Earth may deem him standing on the roof of a building as suspicious, Vegeta gradually climbed down the escape ladder at the side of the building undetected.
"Maybe I am giving these humans a little too much credit!" he laughed as he finally reached the bottom.
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Placing one foot down on the hard concrete pavement of the city, Kakarott looked around with a bemused expression on his face. Bringing one hand behind his head to scratch it, he looked around at the empty streets and sighed.
"What, no welcome party?!" he cried out, "not even so much as a hello?"
He gazed about the empty streets again and sighed. Sniffing the air to find out why the streets were so quiet, he suddenly noticed a large cloud of smoke erupting into the sky from the centre of the city.
"It looks like trouble, maybe I should go and investigate!"
His stomach rumbled again, angry at being ignored.
"Ah…shut up!" he cried out, hitting himself in the stomach. "Ow!! Maybe I shouldn't do that!"
Clutching his stomach waiting for the pain to subside, Kakarott stumbled forwards and out of the corner of his eye, noticed a small café at the end of the street. Shaking his head, he decided to keep walking forward to find out what the problem was. The only thing was…his feet weren't agreeing with his mind.
"Ah come on!" He called out as his feet tried to walk towards the café. However, his feet weren't paying any attention and continued to walk towards the café. Grabbing onto a lamppost, Kakarott tried with all of his might to prevent his feet from going any further.
"Ah that's better," he said as his feet finally came to a halt. Releasing his grip on the lamppost, his grinned.
"I am smarter than you!" he shouted at his feet, sticking his tongue out at them. "Now forwards!"
However, his feet had different ideas. Realising that Kakarott had released his grip of the lamppost, they moved back towards the café with Kakarott completely unable to do anything about it. Kakarott was glad that there was no-one about to see him, his arms trying to grab onto something while his feet went off in their own little world.
Finally reaching the café door, Kakarott sighed. "Ok…I'll have something to eat," he said, looking at his feet, "but we need to be quick!"
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Dusting himself down, Vegeta looked around at the chaos he had caused. Inhaling a huge gulp of toxic air, he smirked.
"Ah…that's much better…much more healthier!"
Noting the number of mangled corpses, he laughed.
"Hopefully we will have some more incoming souls because of this. He is gonna be so miserable!"
Raising up into the air slightly, Vegeta floated down the street and took note of the number of people peering out of shop windows and such. Not wanting his cover to be blown yet, he placed his two feet back on solid ground and laughed.
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Stepping inside quietly, Kakarott noticed the number of people sat inside. Trying not to draw too much attention to himself, he settled down at one of the empty tables and took a brief look at one of the menus.
"Let's see…sandwiches…toasties…awww man, well I didn't think that they'd have any of the food we eat upstairs. Oh well…guess I'll just have a…chicken salad."
Catching the attention of a waiter, Kakarott ordered his chicken salad and was just sitting down waiting for it to arrive when somebody suddenly burst into the café. Breathing quickly, the figure grabbed onto a nearby customer and cried out.
"Do you know first aid? Does anyone know first aid?!"
"Woah…calm down man…what's up?!"
"The skyscrapers…fallen down…people dead and injured…somebody…help."
And with that, the figure collapsed onto the floor.
Noting the sound of desperation in his voice, Kakarott stood up and quickly left the café, ignoring his grumbling stomach.
"People's lives are in danger now, don't moan!" He growled as he edged closer to the disaster site.
Looking around for any signs of life, something suddenly caught Kakarott's eye.
A guy…with jet-black hair…stood in the middle of the street…laughing.
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