Kaira-chan: OK, we will have reviewer participation in this, I guess.

Yami Kaira: .....

Kaira-chan: But their won't be two extra chapters in a row, and we already have our next extra planned out, so if you want in, your going to have to wait...*Counts on fingers*

Jeshi-chan: Including this chapter, 5 chapters...

Yami Kaira: And their going in the order of the reviews/requests they receive.

Yami: So...whose getting a chapter?

Kaira-chan: **Looks at reviews** Steph...

Jeshi-chan: Oh!! Whose she marrying?

Kaira-chan: ...*Covers ears and timidly says* ...Bakura...

Jeshi-chan: WHAT????!!!!!

Bakura: What?!

Yami: O_o Kaira-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Bakura: Neither does Jeshi....I have to get married?

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THE MEETING

Kaira-chan walks into a room that looks like an office. She sits down in one of those really comfy high backed black leather office chairs, and looks down at a peice of paper.

Yami is sleeping on a couch off to the side, chained up so he won't run away, and Yami Kaira is sitting in a different chair looking out the office window.

Kaira-chan looks up as there's a knock on the office door. "Yes? Come in," She says, and Yami Kaira turns to the door too.

A girl, about 14 years old, with brown hair and eyes walks in. "Hylo!" She smiles widley. "I'm here to marry..."

Kaira-chan waves her off. "Yes, I know. You're here to marry Bakura..." She stares at the girl as she begins to hop up and down.

"Kura, Kura kura kura!" She exclaims excitedly. Kaira-chan and Yami Kaira sweatdrop (Enough, I'm going into past tense now)

Yami Kaira got up menacingly and glared at Steph. "QUIET!" She yelled, waking up Yami, who fell off the couch, but since he was still chained up, he was quite tangled.

Suddenly another person appears out of a pair of earings. "Why don't you be quiet?" She snapped.

Both Yami Kaira, and the other new girl go into a glaring contest. A flash of light appeared as Kaira-chan fliped a quarter, and the new girl charged at it, snatched it, and stares at it. "Oh....pretty..." She said.

"Yes, I suppose you Steph's yami?" Kaira said, for indeed, the girls name was Steph. Kaira-chan snatched back the quarter.

"Call me Stephira..." She said, still staring at the quarter.

"Yes yes, whatever. Just fill out these forms, and Bakura is your's to try to marry," Kaira-chan said, shoving a foot think minibook of paper towards her. Steph and Stephira sweatdropped as they realized it was all questions.

THE ENGAGEMENT

Steph hopped up to Bakura. "Hello Bakura! Bakura Bakura Bakura Bakura!"

Bakura sweatdropped. "What the hell do you want, girl?"

"Will you marry me?!" She asked enthusiastically.

Bakura sweatdropped. "Do I know you?" He asked.

Steph pulled out the book of papers. "This document says you do!" She smiled.

Bakura snatched it from her grasp. "This document hereby states that Bakura, Yami of Ryou Bakura, knows Steph, and will marry her is the oppurtunity arises.

"Bakura....will you marry me?" She asked sweetly, rocking back and forth on her heels.

"No," He anwsered, glareing.

The document shocked him. "I SAID NO DAMMIT!" The document shocked him again. "...fine..." He mummbled.


THE PLANNING


"So....what do we do now?" Bakura asked.

"Pick a best man," Steph said, staring dreamily at Bakura.
"Aww....do I have to?" He asked, sighing.

"Well...I could pick for you," Steph grinned.

"Malik," Bakura said quickly.

"OK!" Steph thought. "My Maid of Honour is Kaira-chan." ((It is my chapter))

"Aren't their other people who have to stand by me?" Asked Bakura.

"Yes, pick some groomsmen," Steph said...

"Umm... Ryou and Marik and ... I guess the goddamned pharaoh..."

"Ok! My bridesmaids are Jeshi, and Mai, and Shizuka," Steph said, not for a moment taking her eyes off of Bakura.

Bakura stared at her funny.... Jeshi was so going to kill her. He shrugged...one less fangirl...now to get rid of Jeshi herself.


THE WEDDING

"So...how do you think Jeshi is going to murder Bakura's new wife...whats her name? Um... Steph?" Asked Yami, eating a bag of popcorn that Yami Malik had brought.

"I don't know...maybe she'll ambush her as she's walking down the isle..." Said Marik, also eating the popcorn.

"I don't know, Jeshi-chan doesn't seem like the type," Yugi said, politely.
Everyone stared at him. "Are you mad man? Do you NOT know Jeshi after all this time?" Exclaimed Honda.

"Weddings going to start!" Yelled the priest. Everyone filed out.

Everyone walked down the isle, arm in arm.

Then Steph walked down the isle.

Jeshi-chan growled lowly. Then she lunged herself at Steph. The two wrestled on teh ground, claws and teeth bared.
It took Jonouchi, Honda, Malik, Yugi, Tea and Mai to pull the two apart, and even then they wouldn't stay that way.

Then the priest kicked everyone out of the church, screaming something about bringing disgrace to the house of God...


THE END


Sorry Steph... . I figured this chapter was long enough as it was... ^-^;; Hehe, and heres Jeshi-chans...be afraid...be very afraid

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Steph: *runs up to Kaira and Jeshi* Okay! I'm ready!! ^_^

Kaira: Hylo, Steph! ^_^

Jeshi: _...yeeesss???

Kaira: You know, Jeshi-chan! Steph gets her extra, she gets to marry Bakura!

Jeshi: *crosses arms and pouts* NO!

Steph: Awww!! T_T

Kaira: Jeshi-chan, you're making Steph cry!!

Jeshi: Good!

Kaira: JESHI!!

Jeshi: Hmph! Fine.

Steph: *stops crying suddenly* YAY! ^_^

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Steph: *skips around in a park* Oh, Baaakkuuuurraaaa!! Come here, sweetie! ^_^

Bakura: *falls out of a tree* @_@...dammit...

Steph: There you are! Guess what? Jeshi has been kind enough to allow our marriage!

Bakura: O_O Is she on drugs or something?

Steph: I don't know her very well...I'm not sure..-_-;

Bakura: I don't want to...I...*looks like he's fighting himself inside his mind*...I...DOOOO..not-no I do! I-DOH!

Steph: Yay! *huggles Bakura* ^_^


OH, THE WONDERFUL WEDDING...I AM BEING SARCASTIC! LOL! ^_^

Sorry, I wasn't much for planning...let's see..I'll think of something...let's see, we'll have Yugi, Jonouchi, and..um..Ryou as the little grooming men...um...(Fine, you ppl win, Marik's the yami -_-; Just thought I should point that out before I write any more...)Malik will the the bestest man person...the little maid of honour person will be..um..Kaira-chan...the brides' maids will be Serenity, Mai, and...*shudders* Anzu..(I hate both of them! Anzu and Tea!)..and..uh..Yami will be the flower girl. ^_^..and Marik will be the priest-ish person...minister..whatever..-_-;


Otogi: Aww..it's a cute wedding! ^_^

Jeshi: *crying uncontrollably in the front row* My Bakura!! T_T Waaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Honda: O_O

Marik: Okay..so...these people want to get married...I guess...

Everyone: Yepp-eroo! (dude, where did that come from?)

Jeshi: Wahhhhhh!!! T_T

Marik: So...so...*reads everything he's supposed to...'snore'-_-;* If anyone has a reason for why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace! *everyone turns to Jeshi*

Jeshi: O~O...*starts crying harder* T_T Poor Bakura!!!!

Marik: Okay, that's enough annoying crying..I've had to listen to it for the past how many hours! @_@

Jeshi: *still crying*

Marik: Okay, so...I now pronounce you man and wife-*turns to Jeshi*hey, shut up!!

Jeshi: *still crying*

Marik: Dammit! ...You may now ki-SHUT UP!! *Jeshi cries even harder when he goes to say "kiss"*

Yami: Phhffft..she thinks THAT'S bad..I have to wear the dress!

Marik: Enough foolishness! You may now ki-SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! *turns back to Bakura and Steph* YOU-MAY-NOW-KISS-THE-SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!!

Jeshi: *still crying*

Marik: *long deep breaths*...O_O''''....you..may..now..now..*eye twitching*...THAT'S IT!! FOOLISH, MORTAL GIRL! YOU'VE PUSHED MY TOLERANCE THROUGH THE ROOF!! *sends Jeshi to Shadow Realm*

Everyone: O_O!

Marik: *sigh of relief* There! *smiles sweetly at Bakura and Steph* You may now kiss the bride! ^_^

*Bakura and Steph kiss*


THE WONDERFUL WEDDING PARTY! ^_^

Marik: WHOOOOOOO!! LET'S PARTY!! *rips the millenium necklace off of Isis's neck and spikes it into a bowl of peanuts)

Everyone: O_O

Steph: Ooooh! Bakura, I want to dance! *The song "I Swear" by John Michael Montgomery plays...why that song? 'Cause it's the song I'm listening to write now while I'm writing this...no reason! I just like the song! ^_^*

Bakura: I don't want to...

Steph: Come on, Bakura! Puh-lease????

Bakura: Ugh..-_-;

Yugi: Come on, Bakura, it's your wedding. It's a traditional thing for the bride and groom to share the very first dance!

Serenity: And it's such a romantic song! (T_T It IS! *starts crying in r/l* I love this song! I want this one to play at MY wedding!!)

*They start dancing*

Jeshi: BOOOOOOMMMMBBBSSSS AAWWWAYYYYY!!!! *Lands on Anzu* OWCHIE! @_@

Everyone: O_O

Marik: YOU! I SENT YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM, HOW DID YOU GET BACK?!

Jeshi: *gets up*...@_@..Oh...6_6, I was kicked out!

Everyone: *anime fall* @_@

Marik: HOW?!

Jeshi: *shrugs* I dunno.

Bakura: I'm taking a turn for the best, possibly the worst..

Marik: Okay, seeing as how I can't send you back, I can just kill you instead! *goes to stab Jeshi*

Jeshi: O_O Eep.

Bakura: *pushes Marik over* Leave her alone!

Everyone: O_O

Yugi: Bakura, are you okay?

Bakura: Yes, now that I finally realise that the only reason I married Steph was because I thought she was Jeshi!

Everyone: O_O

Jeshi: O_o? Bakura?

Bakura: I love you instead! I have ALWAYS loved you, Jeshi! ^_^

Steph: WHAT?! O_O

Jeshi: Huh? O_o

Bakura: *picks up Jeshi* We are going to run away and be together forever!!

Jeshi: O_O...WHEEE! ^.^

Everyone: O_O;;

Steph: But, Bakura, we're married!

Bakura: Not anymore! *drops ring and runs away with Jeshi*

Everyone: O_O

Yugi: That was messed.

Steph: O_O..that...was the greatest wedding ever!! ^_^

Ryou: But...Bakura isn't married to you anymore...he left you!

Steph: I know, but at least I MARRIED him! ^_^

Everyone: *another big anime fall*


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Jeshi: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAAAA!!! I ALWAYS WIN IN THE END!! I AM THAT EVIL!! *twiddles fingers like Mr. Burns*

Kaira: Jeshi-chan, that was mean.

Jeshi: Yes, and I'm proud of myself...even though I'd doubt that Bakura would REALLY say anything like that...but..hey, I was writing, I was in control! ^______________________________________^

Yami Kaira: Idiots..-_-;

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Kaira-chan: JESHI!!! I told you to stop abusing your authoress powers!!

Jeshi-chan: You said I could do "Whatever" I want...

Yami Kaira: You and your big mouth hikari .
Yami: Please ^-^
Bakura: Review ^-^ ...I can't believe you made me say that Jeshi...