Kaira-chan: And here's Pegasus!!!! Hope to hear more people to marry soon! And Aleu, your chappy is next ^____^ Stupid marrying Yami _
Jeshi-chan: Yeah, well I had to put up with that Steph person marrying my Bakura!*Glomps him*
Bakrua: O_O Jeshi-chan doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh
Yami; And neither does Kaira-chan... *Is glomped*
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THE ENGAGEMENT
Yuugi: **Worried** So um...Kaira-chan...um... who will you um...be marring this time?
Kaira-chan: Just a certain white haired millennium item wielding guy...
Bakura: O_O......... I um....have to... go check on... THE LAUNDRY!! That's it! The laundry! *Takes off*
Kaira-chan: Have fun Bakura!!!! So...has anyone seen Pegasus?
Ryou: Pegasus?
Kaira-chan: Yeah. Pegasus J. Crawford. I'm suppose to marry him...
Honda: ...you do know that you just completely paranoid Bakura...right?
Jonouchi: Way to go Kaira-chan ^____^
Ryou: Jonouchi-kun!
Kaira-chan: Well... I have got to find Pegasus... *Uses Mill. Ring that Ryou gave her, which she still hasn't given back, to track down Pegasus*
*Finds him*
Kaira-chan: Peggy-chan!!!! *Glomps him*
Pegasus: Celcia? Oh...its you... Cellsey-chan used to call me that u.u
Kaira-chan: Really? Wow...do you think she might have thought you were a woman?
Pegasus: O_O NO!!! SHE'D NEVER THINK THAT!! NEVER!!!! CELLSEY-CHAN!!!
Kaira-chan: Well, you better get over her, you're marring me now...
Pegasus: Well...that was rather abrupt...
Kaira-chan: You can read my mind right? Then you know what will happen if you don't agree *Glares*
Pegasus: *Eye flashes* .... O_O" Eep... ok...
THE BACHELOR PARTY
Pegasus: Cellsey-chan T_T I'm so sorry...
Kaira-chan: You're not going to go to the bachelor party are you?
Pegasus: It's bad enough im marrying another woman, I'm not going to watch some too-skinny girls strip down for me...
*******
*Yami, Bakura, Ryou, Jonouchi, Honda, Yuugi, Otogi, Malik, Marik and all the other male characters are sitting in a bar, all cheering for the girls*
Otogi: *Suddenly* Hey, where's Pegasus?
Bakura: Bah! Who cares?!
*******
Kaira-chan: Fine, how about I hold seance? Then you can speak to your dear sweet 'Cellsey-chan' yourself.
Pegasus: *Suddenly stops crying* Ok ^___^
Celcia ((Ok, I'm sorry people! Is that her name?)): Peggy-chan...dear
Pegasus: Yes! My love! You have come back to me.
Celcia: Yes. I love you with all my heart...what is it you wish to say to me?
Pegasus: *Points to Kaira-chan* As much as I hate it, I'm going to be marrying that girl right there, but I don't want to. I just wanted you to know that I love you.
Celcia: WHAT??!!!! *Vien pops* YOU'RE MARRYING ANOTHER WOMAN??!!! HOW COULD YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!!!!
Kaira-chan: *Sweatdrops*
Celcia: JUST BECAUSE SHE'S - SHE'S ALIVE!! AND YOUNGER! HOW OLD IS SHE?! SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD!
Pegasus: Um... she's 15...
Celcia: SINCE WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PEDIPHILE?!
Pegasus: I don't have a choice darling... Dammit, I need some wine...and Funny Bunny...
Celcia: O_O You...you drink now?
Pegasus: *nods*
Celcia: But...you always hated alcohol.
Pegasus: I did. But then you died, and I became so depressed...
Celcia: O_O You drank because of me? Oh!! That's so sweet! I love you Peggy-chan dearest ^-^
Kaira-chan: O_O...and here I thought that I had mood swings...
THE WEDDING
It was a simple wedding. In Vegas. The brides-maids and grooms-men were complete strangers. Otogi was the Best Man, and Jeshi-chan was the Maid of Honour. And Pegasus was very wasted. He had gone out drinking with 'Cellsey-chan' the night before.
THE WEDDING PARTY
Pegasus and Kaira-chan got into a drinking contest. Both passed out at the same time, because Pegasus was still quite wasted. Then Yami dragged Kaira-chan into another room, claiming something about "Taking advantage of the situation." In actuality, he just put her on the bed, and had his ear pressed against the door, listening to Yami Kaira scream in rage, screaming out in "Pleasure" every now and then, when she had calmed down.
Otogi drove Pegasus to his Mansion, telling everyone to tell Yami when he was done to bring her to the island. No one knows how Otogi managed to get across the ocean O_o....
So yeah, when Yami came carrying a slightly consious Kaira out, Kaiba took her and flew her to the mansion in his helicopter. And then everyone went back to the party.
MARRIED LIFE
Eventually, Kaira-chan got fed up with him. Everynight he would go up to the tower, and do this freaky-shit ritual in frount of the portrait of his beloved's portrait. Kaira knew, she snuck in and watched him now and then.
Eventually Pegasus found out (he CAN read minds) and he kicked her out, then filed for divorse. Oh come on people, you weren't expecting it to work out, were you??
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Here's...JESHI!!
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Jeshi: Okay...I'm afraid now..
Kaira: Yes, Jeshi-chan. We marry Pegasus next..
Jeshi: WHO?..O_o
Kaira: Pegasus...Jeshi-chan, you forgot him already?!
Jeshi: I never watched any of the shows...sorta...I was watching a few this week...T_T
Kaira: Good, now you marry him.
Jeshi: HELL NO!
Kaira: Why not?
Jeshi: JESHI NO LIKE HIM! HE'S A LOUSY DRUNK!
Kaira: He is not a drunk...he just likes wine..-_-;
Jeshi: Yeah? _ Well, I DON'T!
Kaira: You don't like any alcohol!!
Jeshi: OF COURSE I DON'T! And besides..he already had a wife!
Kaira: Yes...but she died.
Jeshi: I NO WANNA!
Yami Kaira: Quit pouting and get it over with.
Jeshi: FINE! *stomps away pouting*
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Jeshi: PEGASUS, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS, GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!
Pegasus: Is someone calling me?
Jeshi: *eye twitches* We have to get married.
Pegasus: O_O Why?
Jeshi: 'CAUSE ISHTAR-CHAN TOLD US TO!
Pegasus: But I don't want to.
Jeshi: Neither do I! _ I mean, LOOK at you! You're missing a friggen' eye! Talk about a freak!
Pegasus: What I meant was that I do not want to marry anyone else. Not since my dearest Cecelia died-
Jeshi: *sarcastic* OH, DEAREST CECELIA THIS, CECELIA THAT, SCREW IT! I WANT TO GET THIS DONE AND OVER WITH AND OUTTA MY WAY SO I CAN GET CLOSER TO MARRYING BAKURA!
Pegasus: Bakura?
Jeshi: YEAH, THE ONE WHO STEALS THE MILLENIUM EYE FROM YOU, AND APPARENTLY I DIDN'T KNOW WHEN I WROTE IT IN THE FIRST CHAPTER, AND I NEVER KNEW UNTIL KAIRA-CHAN TOLD ME AFTER!!
Pegasus: Could you please stop yelling?
Jeshi: NO!
Pegasus: -_-; If I agree, then will you stop yelling?
Jeshi: NO NO NO!
Pegasus: How about I agree to this and then we get a divorce as soon as possible?
Jeshi: OKAY, BUT I WANT TO GET RID OF YOU SOONER!
Pegasus: So, who's coming to the wedding? Is Yugi-boy going to be there?
Jeshi: HIS NAME IS NOT YUGI-BOY, HIS NAME IS YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: O_O..Yugi-man??
Jeshi: YES!
Pegasus: Ha! He's a Yugi-BOY, girl!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
This carried on for about 6 months, 6 weeks, 6 days, 6 nights, 6 hours, 6 minutes, 6 seconds, and 6 little micro seconds.
By then the wedding had taken place...and it was ever-so-boring.
And then they had the wedding party, might I add that that they were still arguing...
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
Jeshi: YUGI-MAN!
Pegasus: Yugi-boy!
See? I TOLD you!
Marik: WAIT!! DON'T SWITCH THE SCENE OR END THE CHAPTER YET! I still have to spike a millenium item!
Bakura: Here, take this one! *runs up and rips the millenium eye out of Pegasus's eye socket*
Marik: Thanks! *takes the bloody eye and spikes it into the piece of cake that Anzu WAS eating..until the bloody eye was spiked into her cake..*
Pegasus: OWW! OWW! OWW!! PAIN!! @_@ *runs around holding his face. Yami trips him, and he falls into the cake, flipping the table up, over and on top of him*
Jeshi: YES!! HE'S DEAD! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *runs around in circles, hopping up and down until she slips on a piece of cake sitting on the floor and falls on her ass like the klutz she is! ^_^*
Everyone: O_O
Bakura: *walks up to Anzu and takes the millenium eye. Licks the icing and blood off of it* Yoink! ^_^
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Jeshi: I'll end it there.
Kaira: O_O
Yami Kaira: WHAT the hell was that???
Jeshi: I married that stupid Pegasus guy!! I did what you told me to do! What did I do wrong?
Bakura: Yeah, what did she do wrong? She killed Pegasus, and I got the millenium eye!
Jeshi: And Marik spiked a millenium item! ^_^
Kaira: O_O..odd..
Yami Kaira: Idiots!
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Hey!! Please review, and tell us who to do next. Starting now, we won't give you an extra unless you tell us who to marry next. And NO suggestions for Yami, Pharaoh Yami, Malik, or Yami Malik, ok? Thank you ^-^