Summary
Romance and Humor. I usually make almost every fic I made so far Humor or Romance.Weird.Well exactly what the title says"Happy Hour"for the couples mostly.S/J B/M YM/R YY/Y T/T
Couples
Seto/Joey
Bakura/Malik
Yami Marik/Ryou
Yami/Yugi (Yami and Hikari!Awwww!)
Téa/Tristain (There trying it out. It ain't gunna last long.Trust me.)
Disclaimer:
I don't own BlockBuster,Popcorn,Yu-Gi-Oh,Destiny Child.
Once Upon A Stormy Night
By Chibi Mousie
Chapter 4 Phony Calls
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"Now what kind of crazy random phone number will I press?" Joey said looking at the phone.He shrugged and pressed seven random numbers.The phone rang.
~Valentines's House~
Mai heard the phone ringing and turned off the Destiny Child music. "Hello?" Mai said in heart warming manner.
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
Joey's eyes widen. "/Mai.../" He thought. "Uh hello." He disguised his voice in a deep dark voice.
"Hello..."
"Would you like a go on a free shopping spree?"
"HELL YEAH!"
"OK. Just answer these three questions."
"Okay."
"One: Do you sell yourself?"
"Uh....................yes."
Joey's eyes widen."/YUCK!Happy I didn't go out with ya./".
"Go on"
"Two: Do you have implants?"
"No. These are real."
Joey stared at the phone. "/Oooookaaay.../" He thought of another stupid question. "Three: Are you Mai Valentine?"
"Uh...Yes."
"Oh....fuck" He muttered.
"SO DO I GET MY FREE SHOPPING SPREE!?" Mai shouted excited.
"Uh no."
"WHAT?!"
Joey hanged up.
~Valentine's House~
"HELLO!?" Mai yelled at the phone.
[dial tone]
"HELLO!?"
[dial tone]
"AAAGH!!!!!!"
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"Who did you prank?" Seto asked.
"Mai."
"VALENTINE?!" Everyone shouted.
Joey nodded.
"How'd she react?" Everyone asked eagerly.
"She was happy at first."
"Why?"
"I said she could win a free shopping spree. If she answers three questions"
"Oohh."
"Heh."
"Shoot."
"Oh...Alright...Uh one: Do you sell yourself?"
Everyone began snickering.
"She said yes."
Everyone's eyes widen.
"Two: Do you have implants?"
"Yes." Yami Marik said with a girly voice.
Everyone began laughing there asses off.
"Three: Are you Mai Valentine?"
"What kind of question is that?" Bakura raised an eye brow.
"I dunno! I hesitated!
"Whatever." Bakura rolled his eyes knowing he'd do a better job than Joey.Especially without any hesitating.
Joey growled. "Fine! If you think you betta! Why don't ya try it yerself!" He shouted and threw the phone at him.
"Hey!" Bakura yelled catching the phone. "You freeking bitch."
Joey growled.Bakura pressed seven different random number.The phone rang.
"Hello?" A deep voice was heard on the other side.
"Hi." Bakura disguised his voice like a regular human.
"Hi. What can I do for you?"
"Could you go outside?"
"Uh....sure." The person goes outside.
Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Now what?"
"Go into the streets."
"But there's cars."
"You'll get ten billion dollars if you do."
"OKAY!" The guy ran into the street and got his by a car.
"..........................." Bakura began laughing his ass off.
"Wow..." Yami said. "Joey he murdered and pranked at the same time....."
Joey growled. "It probably to easy. He asked some questions that didn't matter to me."
"What you tell him?!"
"Told him to go into the street and he got hit by a car."
Everyone except Bakura,Yugi and Ryou began laughing their eyes out.
Bakura smirked. "It was to easy. Plus I don't go to jail. They'll never find out it was me."
"True." Yami Marik nodded and smirked. "I got a smart enemy."
"Certainly. I could trick you too."
"Don't go there."
"Yami Marik is a stupid fucker." Tristain said in a diguised voice
"WHO SAID THAT!?" Yami Marik yelled turning to everyone.
Everyone except Yami Marik stopped whatever they were doing.Then they all point at eachother.
Yami Marik's eye twitched. "What the fuck..."
Bakura smirked. "I know who..."
"WHO!" Yami Marik grabbed Bakura and pick him up by the collar.
Bakura began his little laugh inside and also his smirk.Ryou blinked and slid off the couch and started to crawl away slowly so Yami Marik won't notice and also for no one to blame him.
"Ryou." Bakura smirked wanting his hikari getting hit by Ryou's own boyfriend.
Yami Marik dropped Bakura and grabbed Ryou's leg. "Where do your going?" He smirked pulling his little boyfriend's leg.
"Eep!" Ryou clutched onto the couch hoping Yami Marik would let go.
Yami Marik pulled Ryou's leg hard enough to make Ryou let go.Ryou's eyes closed tight then he accidentally let go of the couch and his yes shot open.Yami Marik hold his leg up high as Ryou's head was around seven or six inches from ground.Ryou's shirt was showing his whole chest hiding his head.
"Hello Ryou." Yami Marik smirked. "How you doing?"
Ryou's eyes were wide open. "Blood...rushing...to...my...head...fine.." He pushed up his shirt hiding his chest. "If you let me go I'll be even better" He said in his cute accent.
"I have some unfinish buisness to do with you." Yami Marik pulled Ryou away into a random vacant room and shutting and locking the door.
Everyone except Bakura's eyes widen and they all turned their head to Bakura.
Bakura turned his head to them. "Hello."
Everyone except Bakura animéfall.Bakura just stared at them pitifully.
"Fools. Yami Marik knows Ryou would never say a thing like that to him" Bakura snorted walking over to the couch and laying down on it.He turned his head to everyone who was staring at him. "Go stare at something else would ya!" He shouted at them.
Everyone blinked and began talking to one another.
(A/N: READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS BORDER!)
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Chibi Mousie: Chapter 4 is completed! Now for chapter 5! Reviews please!
***REVIEWS***
Romance and Humor. I usually make almost every fic I made so far Humor or Romance.Weird.Well exactly what the title says"Happy Hour"for the couples mostly.S/J B/M YM/R YY/Y T/T
Couples
Seto/Joey
Bakura/Malik
Yami Marik/Ryou
Yami/Yugi (Yami and Hikari!Awwww!)
Téa/Tristain (There trying it out. It ain't gunna last long.Trust me.)
Disclaimer:
I don't own BlockBuster,Popcorn,Yu-Gi-Oh,Destiny Child.
Once Upon A Stormy Night
By Chibi Mousie
Chapter 4 Phony Calls
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"Now what kind of crazy random phone number will I press?" Joey said looking at the phone.He shrugged and pressed seven random numbers.The phone rang.
~Valentines's House~
Mai heard the phone ringing and turned off the Destiny Child music. "Hello?" Mai said in heart warming manner.
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
Joey's eyes widen. "/Mai.../" He thought. "Uh hello." He disguised his voice in a deep dark voice.
"Hello..."
"Would you like a go on a free shopping spree?"
"HELL YEAH!"
"OK. Just answer these three questions."
"Okay."
"One: Do you sell yourself?"
"Uh....................yes."
Joey's eyes widen."/YUCK!Happy I didn't go out with ya./".
"Go on"
"Two: Do you have implants?"
"No. These are real."
Joey stared at the phone. "/Oooookaaay.../" He thought of another stupid question. "Three: Are you Mai Valentine?"
"Uh...Yes."
"Oh....fuck" He muttered.
"SO DO I GET MY FREE SHOPPING SPREE!?" Mai shouted excited.
"Uh no."
"WHAT?!"
Joey hanged up.
~Valentine's House~
"HELLO!?" Mai yelled at the phone.
[dial tone]
"HELLO!?"
[dial tone]
"AAAGH!!!!!!"
~Turtle Game Shop/Upstairs~
"Who did you prank?" Seto asked.
"Mai."
"VALENTINE?!" Everyone shouted.
Joey nodded.
"How'd she react?" Everyone asked eagerly.
"She was happy at first."
"Why?"
"I said she could win a free shopping spree. If she answers three questions"
"Oohh."
"Heh."
"Shoot."
"Oh...Alright...Uh one: Do you sell yourself?"
Everyone began snickering.
"She said yes."
Everyone's eyes widen.
"Two: Do you have implants?"
"Yes." Yami Marik said with a girly voice.
Everyone began laughing there asses off.
"Three: Are you Mai Valentine?"
"What kind of question is that?" Bakura raised an eye brow.
"I dunno! I hesitated!
"Whatever." Bakura rolled his eyes knowing he'd do a better job than Joey.Especially without any hesitating.
Joey growled. "Fine! If you think you betta! Why don't ya try it yerself!" He shouted and threw the phone at him.
"Hey!" Bakura yelled catching the phone. "You freeking bitch."
Joey growled.Bakura pressed seven different random number.The phone rang.
"Hello?" A deep voice was heard on the other side.
"Hi." Bakura disguised his voice like a regular human.
"Hi. What can I do for you?"
"Could you go outside?"
"Uh....sure." The person goes outside.
Bakura rolled his eyes.
"Now what?"
"Go into the streets."
"But there's cars."
"You'll get ten billion dollars if you do."
"OKAY!" The guy ran into the street and got his by a car.
"..........................." Bakura began laughing his ass off.
"Wow..." Yami said. "Joey he murdered and pranked at the same time....."
Joey growled. "It probably to easy. He asked some questions that didn't matter to me."
"What you tell him?!"
"Told him to go into the street and he got hit by a car."
Everyone except Bakura,Yugi and Ryou began laughing their eyes out.
Bakura smirked. "It was to easy. Plus I don't go to jail. They'll never find out it was me."
"True." Yami Marik nodded and smirked. "I got a smart enemy."
"Certainly. I could trick you too."
"Don't go there."
"Yami Marik is a stupid fucker." Tristain said in a diguised voice
"WHO SAID THAT!?" Yami Marik yelled turning to everyone.
Everyone except Yami Marik stopped whatever they were doing.Then they all point at eachother.
Yami Marik's eye twitched. "What the fuck..."
Bakura smirked. "I know who..."
"WHO!" Yami Marik grabbed Bakura and pick him up by the collar.
Bakura began his little laugh inside and also his smirk.Ryou blinked and slid off the couch and started to crawl away slowly so Yami Marik won't notice and also for no one to blame him.
"Ryou." Bakura smirked wanting his hikari getting hit by Ryou's own boyfriend.
Yami Marik dropped Bakura and grabbed Ryou's leg. "Where do your going?" He smirked pulling his little boyfriend's leg.
"Eep!" Ryou clutched onto the couch hoping Yami Marik would let go.
Yami Marik pulled Ryou's leg hard enough to make Ryou let go.Ryou's eyes closed tight then he accidentally let go of the couch and his yes shot open.Yami Marik hold his leg up high as Ryou's head was around seven or six inches from ground.Ryou's shirt was showing his whole chest hiding his head.
"Hello Ryou." Yami Marik smirked. "How you doing?"
Ryou's eyes were wide open. "Blood...rushing...to...my...head...fine.." He pushed up his shirt hiding his chest. "If you let me go I'll be even better" He said in his cute accent.
"I have some unfinish buisness to do with you." Yami Marik pulled Ryou away into a random vacant room and shutting and locking the door.
Everyone except Bakura's eyes widen and they all turned their head to Bakura.
Bakura turned his head to them. "Hello."
Everyone except Bakura animéfall.Bakura just stared at them pitifully.
"Fools. Yami Marik knows Ryou would never say a thing like that to him" Bakura snorted walking over to the couch and laying down on it.He turned his head to everyone who was staring at him. "Go stare at something else would ya!" He shouted at them.
Everyone blinked and began talking to one another.
(A/N: READ THE BOTTOM OF THIS BORDER!)
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Chibi Mousie: Chapter 4 is completed! Now for chapter 5! Reviews please!
***REVIEWS***