On the second day...
(flash back to yesterday)
Blade: (argueing with the Authoress) IT'S THE LOST CONTINENT NOT THE
FUCKING FORGOTTEN!
Authoress: IT IS THE BLOODY FORGOTTEN!
Blade: NO IT FRICKING ISN'T! IT'S THE LOST! MIST IS WHERE ALEXANDRIA
IS, OUTER IS THE BLACK MAGE VILLAGE, FORGOTTEN IS THE DESERT/WASTELAND,
LOST IS THE BLOODY ICE CONTINENT!
Authoress: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! FINE I MADE A MISTAKE! IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE LOST INSTEAD OF FORGOTTEN!
(Today)
Blade & Zidane: (humming the tune to Midsummer Murders.)
Yami: (Hums something as well)
Blade: (hits him with a paper fan) THAT'S INSPECTOR MORSE YOU GIT!
Yami: (runs off crying.)
Marik: (comes in) Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.
Yugi: Haven't I heard that before somewhere?
All: SHADDUP!
Yugi: (runs off crying too)
Marik: Chi Mo has DISAPPEARED.
All (except Blade): YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE FICS! WE'RE FREE!
Blade: Yeah I know, I sent her to Camp Fuzzy Feelings, getting a
little too much of the thing, I'm supposed to be the rude one, not her.
Marik: So, we are all now in the hands of.........
Authoress: THE BATTLING WIGGLE PUPPIES!
The Men in White Coats: (come and take the Authoress away)
Marik: No.........not her.
The others: Who then?
Marik:.....................Simon Muran.........
Bakura, TR, Seto and Blade: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Marik: Yes that was my reaction as well.........
Mai: Err, Marik are you alright? You're acting different.
Marik: I'm on a tempory ban from everything.........including my usual
17 cups of coffe in the morning.
All: Oh.........right.
Malik: One more thing, WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS SIMON MURAN!?
Seto and Blade: The pharaoh's Attendant, Tutor and Card Mentor......
S M: YES AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY NASTY TO HIS HIGHNESS,
THE PRINCE OF THE AMENHOTEP DYNASTY!!!
Blade: Do you think all that info was really nessecery Simon? Everyone
already knew who you where talking about.........
S M: YOU-YOU ARE ESPECIALLY NASTY TO HIS HIGHNESS! (smites Blade)
Blade: GAHHHHHH! WTF!? I wasn't the only one- I mean I've never been
nasty to Pharaoh!
Everyone else: (sweatdrop)
Blade: I SPENT EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE AT HIS FRICKING BECK AND CALL! ANYONE WOULD BE A LITTLE PISSED OFF AFTER THAT! (gets smited again) YOU B(And again) QUIT IT, S(And again)
Zidane: All right, that's enough for today! It's not as funny after a while ^_^
Blade: (completely black and smoldering)
Yami: (comes back dressed as the Pharaoh, and now has the power to smite)
Blade: It's going to be one of those days...(gets smited by both Yami and Simon.)
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy IX, Pokemon, Midsummer Murders, Ahalo Ahalo, or Inspector Morse.
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In Dali.............well in Dali's pub.
Yami and Kuja: (up singing Crash and Burn on the Kariokie)
Blade: (sitting with Zidane) Hey I hear a fog horn, BOR-ING
Zidane: (drinking a carton of apple juice with a straw) Fagga.
Blade: You said it. I love this song and they're mauling it.
Zidane: (Nods his head)
Mog: (comes in) Kupo, I've got a letter for the group leader in this town and also one for B. Runic.
Blade: I'm Runic (Points to Kuja) That's the group leader.
Mog: Thank you kupo (gives Blade the letter, then toddles over to Kuja)
Blade: Arigatou. (opens it, Yami comes back and sits down) Let's see, your sister has been kidnapped, if you wish to see her alive again come to the dessert palace with your team leader, plus the frog eater.........THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE MY SISTER!?
Yami: But *hic* didn't you want rid of Bio about 4 hours ago?
Blade: It's the principal of it! No one steals from Blade, be it my newspaper or my git of a little sister!
Yami: (shrugs) Eh *hic*
Kuja: GUYS! We're off to the Ice Cavern!
Blade: Eh?
Kuja: TIQ wants us to go and get her amulet, sounds like a boss battle but no biggie!
Yami: YAY!
Blade: You're staying here.
Yami: WHAT!?
Blade: Somebody's gotta stay behind and look after Zidane. Besides, you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Yami: Do you have to be so cruel!?
Blade: I'm sorry. But yes I do have to be so cruel. ^_^
Yami: (sniffles)
(An hour later at the Ice Cavern)
Kuja: 20!
Blade: (uses firaga) I'm on 32!
Kuja: WHAT!? Grrrrrrrr (uses Thundaga) HA! 21!
Blade: Wait a sec.........(Kuja doesn't listen and keeps frying monsters with his thunder spell) Kuja, SHUT UP.
Kuja: (stops) What?
Blade: Can you smell that?
Kuja: (sniffs) Ohhhhhhhhh gross! What is it?
Blade: Smells like a........................Chimera.........
Kuja: Just for the record, your extra 3 dragon type senses freak me out.
Blade: (walks off) That makes two of us.........
(In Alexandria)
Yugi: (watching t.v, glued to the screen, giggling like a manic)
KT: (comes half way down the stairs) Yugi? What are you doing up so late? (yawn)
Yugi: (changes the channel, a little too quickly.........) Oh nothing! (sprints past KT back up into his room)
KT: Rather than risk watching it, I'll just check the guide tomorrow.........(goes back up to bed)
(At the remains of Clera)
Kaira Chan: (exhausted) Is this the place?
Others: (shrug)
Brittany: I wanna be in team Black!
Jasmine: WE KNOW! BUT YOU'RE IN TEAM WHITE SO DEAL WITH IT!
Brittany: But I don't wanna!
Jasmine and Brittany: (start fighting)
Crystal: (laughs at J and B fighting)
Kaira-Chan: (Slaps her forehead) What did I ever do to deserve this???
Yami Kaira: (shrugs) I dunno.
Kaira-Chan: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Yami Kaira: CM let me in. About time too!
Sir Fratly: Come hither, we must make haste if we are to make it back before dawn.
K C: (notices him for the first time) AHHHHHHHHH!!! Who THE HELL IS THE RAT!?
Y K: He's from Burmica, he's gonna take us there.
K C: ¬_¬ And how the hell do you know him?
Y K: I don't, CM just told me to follow him, and that he'd take me to you and then to Burmica ^_^
(In Conde Pete)
Marik: (snore) Heh...............(sniggers before snoring again)
Adaina: (holding her hands over her ears, trying to block the noise out)
Mokuba: PONY!.........(snore)
Malik: Ginbed men..................
Adiana: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! (Wakes everyone up)
The Dwarfs: AYE!
(In the Black Mage village)
Treno: There's only two beds.........so I can sleep outside. ^_^ ;; (runs out)
Freya: Me sleep in me own bed, you two sleep in one bed.
KH: WHAT!?
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'll sleep outside too then! (runs out as well)
KH: What I wouldn't do to trade him for Bakura.
(In Lindblum)
Moogle: (in the other room) KUPO!
DMG: I SAID SHADDUP!!!
TIQ: How many times have you said that now?
Seto: Lap-top.........(snore)
DMG: (shrugs)
CM: I've lost count.........
Moogle: KUPO!
DMG: YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!
Moogle: KUPO?
DMG: Right, THAT'S IT! (Goes into the other room and rips the moogle apart)
(In Treno)
Mai: I hate this, you think if this place was called the "City of Nobels" They'd have some decent inns!
Steiner: You're going to get us kicked out, so PLEASE Mai just be quiet and go to sleep!
Mai: WHY SHOULD I!? THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!
Inn Keeper: (bursts in) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Mai: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!
Inn Keeper: THAT'S IT, GET OUT THE LOT OF YA!
(Back in Dali's inn)
Blade and Kuja come into the room, covered in blood
Yami: Oh gross, did you even get it even?
Kuja: (starts crying)
Blade:..............................Eventually.
Yami: I'm going to reget this I know but, what do you mean by that excatly?
Blade: The Chimera ate it.........so I had to cut it open, and he had to dive in and get it.........
Yami: I-(runs into the bathroom)
Blade: Ugh. Kuja, get cleaned up, we're going to the Desert Palace.
Kuja: ALREADY!?
Blade: Well there's no time like the present, but if you're tired then tomorrow will do fine, as long as we get a early start ok?
Kuja: (sweat sparkly eyes) Thank you! (collapes on the bed)
Blade: (looks around) Yami? Where's Zidane!?
Yami: (Comes out) Hiding behind the selves.........and before you ask, NO I didn't hit him!
Blade: Well make sure you don't or I'll-
Kuja: Can you two hear yourselves? You sound like a married couple.
Yami: Really?
Blade: NO-WE-DO-NOT!
Kuja: Or a pair of old women.
Blade: Oh you're one to talk! Have you listened to yourself lately!?
Kuja: WHAT!?
Yami: (Starts laughing)
(Back over in the Black Mage village)
Mog: Hello!
Treno and Ryou: Hello
Mog: I've been sent because your group has the chance to win Mognet for team white!
Ryou: Really?
Treno: COOL!
Mog: But you must answer this riddle, now listen carefully; A surgen places an Ad in a local news paper requesting a right arm in good condition. About a week later a tramp answers the ad, the surgen ambutates the arm and gives the tramp his money. Later on that day, the surgan wraps up and posts the arm to an address half way across the world. The man it was sent to is missing a right arm, anyway he recieves the arm, takes one look at it, goes out to his back yard and burns it. Then he goes back inside his home, rings two people who also are missing one arm and mutters two words to them, "It came." Right, kupo, you must figure out why all that happened, by asking me questions whose answer will be a yes or no.
Treno: They ate each-others arms.........
Mog: K-KUPO!?
Treno: Blade told me about that AGES ago, the surgen, and the three armless men where all in a war, at one point there were stranded on a island, which unfortunatly didn't have a food supply of it's own. In order to survive the surgan had to amputate the arms of the other three men for them all to eat. Sooner or later after the surgan was the only one left with both arms, they were rescued. A couple of years later, after the war, the sugan recieved a letter from one of the armless men, saying that he owed them an arm. So not wanting to lose his own arm he sent out and ad in the LOCAL paper, since they where all half way across the world, they'd never see it. There, we have Mog net now?
Mog: Well.........yes I suppose.
Treno and Ryou: YES!
Early the next morning when all the teams where all snug in their beds, well except Mai and Steiner cause they are out sleeping on the docks.
Mai: OH YEAH, RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU!?
Sorry..................
Mai: Bah, sorry...
Anyway, three little.........err well two little people and one large blue Dragon (which bears an uncanny resmeblence to Lugia.) Are out walking in the desert on the Forgotten Contintent.
(in the middle of the desert.)
Kuja: (half a mile behind Quina) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT GO OUT ANY FURTHER INTO THAT! MY COMPLECTION WILL NOT TAKE IT!
Blade: (Dragging him forward) Cant you do anything but complain!?
Kuja: Well.................(thinks about it).....................Black Magic...........wait that's it!
Blade: Hmm?
Kuja: (casts Bligazza on the entire desert turning into a huge ice rink) Here we go! (skates off) We'll be there in no time!
Blade: Finally.........(takes to the air)
Kuja: (catches up with Quina) MOVE IT FATTY! (kicks Quina and he/she rockets forward.) Now let's go kick some kidnapper butt!
(half an hour later)
Blade: (back to normal, chained up and hanging upside down)..............................-__-
Quina: (has fallen asleep in the corner)
Kuja and Bio: (pacing around at the bottom of the small cell wringing their hands)
Bio: They won't even tell us why we're here!
Blade: Hmm...............perhaps it's because of some breeding program or something.
Kuja: WHAT!? (Quina wakes up)
Blade: Well I've heard the brood have begun resorting to that, for some unknown reason.
Kuja: BUT I'M NOT BROOD, I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL! And God only know what that is! (points at Quina)
Blade: Maybe not, however you're the most girly looking out of all of us.
Bio: HEY!
Quina: It true.........
Blade: Let's see.........(thinks about something)
Bio: Well if they are brood they can just take you, cuz you're the only dragon here.
Blade: We're, as much as I hate to say it blood relatives Bio, you're the same species as me.
Bio: Well I can't change into a dragon so they've no use for me!
Blade: Keep telling yourself that and you may start to believe it.
Bio: Humpf.
Kuja: You're awfully calm about this Blade.
Blade: Really? Must be all the blood rushing to my head, it's starting to make me dizzy, I'm in no state to start shouting.........
Quina: Swans, marry for life!
Kuja: Really? Must be why there so damn grumpy.
Blade: HA!
Bio: Oh shut up, Swans are elegant.
Blade: Unlike all of us.
Bio and Kuja: (open their mouths to say something, and then think the better of it.)
(the door opens and a guy with spiky blue hair comes in)
Ryu: The master will see you now. (takes out a remote, presses the button on it and Blade falls)
Blade: ¬_¬ Thanks for the delicacy.
Ryu: (takes them all into one room.)
Cray: Alright Ladies line up in front of the Don! (The Don is a FAT, ugly, blonde(balding), sleaze bag)
Blade, Bio, Quina and Kuja: (line up)
Don: (jumps on his desk) HMMMMMMMM! VERY NICE! Except that fat one, dispose of it in the dessert.
Ryu: (takes Quina away)
Don: (comes up REALLY close to Bio) Ouuuuuuu VERY thin.........you know how to stay in shape!
Bio: (mutters) Unlike you, you fat bastard.
Don: (comes up REALLY close to Blade, who looks away) Well, well aren't we fit? Plenty of energy then eh?
Blade: (mutters) One more remark like that and I'll show you how fit I am the hard way.
Don: (comes up to Kuja REALLY close) OUUUUUUUUUUUUU! The curvy one!
Kuja: O_O!
Don: (goes back to Blade and tries to look at her face but she turns her head again, so he tries again the other side, and she does it again, and again and again and again.) I've made my choice! My new bride
Kuja, Bio and Blade: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Don: will be-
TO BE CONTINUED.........
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Simon: (has been knocked out)
CM: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Simon would NEVER leave it at a cliffy but I will! HA! They think I'm a bitch!? I'LL KILL'EM! (waves a knife franticaly around in the air)
Men in white coats: (throw a net over CM and hit her with a tranuliser dart)
CM: (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (snore)
MIWC: (take her away)
(flash back to yesterday)
Blade: (argueing with the Authoress) IT'S THE LOST CONTINENT NOT THE
FUCKING FORGOTTEN!
Authoress: IT IS THE BLOODY FORGOTTEN!
Blade: NO IT FRICKING ISN'T! IT'S THE LOST! MIST IS WHERE ALEXANDRIA
IS, OUTER IS THE BLACK MAGE VILLAGE, FORGOTTEN IS THE DESERT/WASTELAND,
LOST IS THE BLOODY ICE CONTINENT!
Authoress: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! FINE I MADE A MISTAKE! IT WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE LOST INSTEAD OF FORGOTTEN!
(Today)
Blade & Zidane: (humming the tune to Midsummer Murders.)
Yami: (Hums something as well)
Blade: (hits him with a paper fan) THAT'S INSPECTOR MORSE YOU GIT!
Yami: (runs off crying.)
Marik: (comes in) Listen very carefully, I will say this only once.
Yugi: Haven't I heard that before somewhere?
All: SHADDUP!
Yugi: (runs off crying too)
Marik: Chi Mo has DISAPPEARED.
All (except Blade): YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE FICS! WE'RE FREE!
Blade: Yeah I know, I sent her to Camp Fuzzy Feelings, getting a
little too much of the thing, I'm supposed to be the rude one, not her.
Marik: So, we are all now in the hands of.........
Authoress: THE BATTLING WIGGLE PUPPIES!
The Men in White Coats: (come and take the Authoress away)
Marik: No.........not her.
The others: Who then?
Marik:.....................Simon Muran.........
Bakura, TR, Seto and Blade: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Marik: Yes that was my reaction as well.........
Mai: Err, Marik are you alright? You're acting different.
Marik: I'm on a tempory ban from everything.........including my usual
17 cups of coffe in the morning.
All: Oh.........right.
Malik: One more thing, WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS SIMON MURAN!?
Seto and Blade: The pharaoh's Attendant, Tutor and Card Mentor......
S M: YES AND YOU'VE ALL BEEN VERY NASTY TO HIS HIGHNESS,
THE PRINCE OF THE AMENHOTEP DYNASTY!!!
Blade: Do you think all that info was really nessecery Simon? Everyone
already knew who you where talking about.........
S M: YOU-YOU ARE ESPECIALLY NASTY TO HIS HIGHNESS! (smites Blade)
Blade: GAHHHHHH! WTF!? I wasn't the only one- I mean I've never been
nasty to Pharaoh!
Everyone else: (sweatdrop)
Blade: I SPENT EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE AT HIS FRICKING BECK AND CALL! ANYONE WOULD BE A LITTLE PISSED OFF AFTER THAT! (gets smited again) YOU B(And again) QUIT IT, S(And again)
Zidane: All right, that's enough for today! It's not as funny after a while ^_^
Blade: (completely black and smoldering)
Yami: (comes back dressed as the Pharaoh, and now has the power to smite)
Blade: It's going to be one of those days...(gets smited by both Yami and Simon.)
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy IX, Pokemon, Midsummer Murders, Ahalo Ahalo, or Inspector Morse.
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In Dali.............well in Dali's pub.
Yami and Kuja: (up singing Crash and Burn on the Kariokie)
Blade: (sitting with Zidane) Hey I hear a fog horn, BOR-ING
Zidane: (drinking a carton of apple juice with a straw) Fagga.
Blade: You said it. I love this song and they're mauling it.
Zidane: (Nods his head)
Mog: (comes in) Kupo, I've got a letter for the group leader in this town and also one for B. Runic.
Blade: I'm Runic (Points to Kuja) That's the group leader.
Mog: Thank you kupo (gives Blade the letter, then toddles over to Kuja)
Blade: Arigatou. (opens it, Yami comes back and sits down) Let's see, your sister has been kidnapped, if you wish to see her alive again come to the dessert palace with your team leader, plus the frog eater.........THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE MY SISTER!?
Yami: But *hic* didn't you want rid of Bio about 4 hours ago?
Blade: It's the principal of it! No one steals from Blade, be it my newspaper or my git of a little sister!
Yami: (shrugs) Eh *hic*
Kuja: GUYS! We're off to the Ice Cavern!
Blade: Eh?
Kuja: TIQ wants us to go and get her amulet, sounds like a boss battle but no biggie!
Yami: YAY!
Blade: You're staying here.
Yami: WHAT!?
Blade: Somebody's gotta stay behind and look after Zidane. Besides, you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag.
Yami: Do you have to be so cruel!?
Blade: I'm sorry. But yes I do have to be so cruel. ^_^
Yami: (sniffles)
(An hour later at the Ice Cavern)
Kuja: 20!
Blade: (uses firaga) I'm on 32!
Kuja: WHAT!? Grrrrrrrr (uses Thundaga) HA! 21!
Blade: Wait a sec.........(Kuja doesn't listen and keeps frying monsters with his thunder spell) Kuja, SHUT UP.
Kuja: (stops) What?
Blade: Can you smell that?
Kuja: (sniffs) Ohhhhhhhhh gross! What is it?
Blade: Smells like a........................Chimera.........
Kuja: Just for the record, your extra 3 dragon type senses freak me out.
Blade: (walks off) That makes two of us.........
(In Alexandria)
Yugi: (watching t.v, glued to the screen, giggling like a manic)
KT: (comes half way down the stairs) Yugi? What are you doing up so late? (yawn)
Yugi: (changes the channel, a little too quickly.........) Oh nothing! (sprints past KT back up into his room)
KT: Rather than risk watching it, I'll just check the guide tomorrow.........(goes back up to bed)
(At the remains of Clera)
Kaira Chan: (exhausted) Is this the place?
Others: (shrug)
Brittany: I wanna be in team Black!
Jasmine: WE KNOW! BUT YOU'RE IN TEAM WHITE SO DEAL WITH IT!
Brittany: But I don't wanna!
Jasmine and Brittany: (start fighting)
Crystal: (laughs at J and B fighting)
Kaira-Chan: (Slaps her forehead) What did I ever do to deserve this???
Yami Kaira: (shrugs) I dunno.
Kaira-Chan: WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
Yami Kaira: CM let me in. About time too!
Sir Fratly: Come hither, we must make haste if we are to make it back before dawn.
K C: (notices him for the first time) AHHHHHHHHH!!! Who THE HELL IS THE RAT!?
Y K: He's from Burmica, he's gonna take us there.
K C: ¬_¬ And how the hell do you know him?
Y K: I don't, CM just told me to follow him, and that he'd take me to you and then to Burmica ^_^
(In Conde Pete)
Marik: (snore) Heh...............(sniggers before snoring again)
Adaina: (holding her hands over her ears, trying to block the noise out)
Mokuba: PONY!.........(snore)
Malik: Ginbed men..................
Adiana: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP! (Wakes everyone up)
The Dwarfs: AYE!
(In the Black Mage village)
Treno: There's only two beds.........so I can sleep outside. ^_^ ;; (runs out)
Freya: Me sleep in me own bed, you two sleep in one bed.
KH: WHAT!?
Ryou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I'll sleep outside too then! (runs out as well)
KH: What I wouldn't do to trade him for Bakura.
(In Lindblum)
Moogle: (in the other room) KUPO!
DMG: I SAID SHADDUP!!!
TIQ: How many times have you said that now?
Seto: Lap-top.........(snore)
DMG: (shrugs)
CM: I've lost count.........
Moogle: KUPO!
DMG: YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!
Moogle: KUPO?
DMG: Right, THAT'S IT! (Goes into the other room and rips the moogle apart)
(In Treno)
Mai: I hate this, you think if this place was called the "City of Nobels" They'd have some decent inns!
Steiner: You're going to get us kicked out, so PLEASE Mai just be quiet and go to sleep!
Mai: WHY SHOULD I!? THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!
Inn Keeper: (bursts in) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Mai: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP!
Inn Keeper: THAT'S IT, GET OUT THE LOT OF YA!
(Back in Dali's inn)
Blade and Kuja come into the room, covered in blood
Yami: Oh gross, did you even get it even?
Kuja: (starts crying)
Blade:..............................Eventually.
Yami: I'm going to reget this I know but, what do you mean by that excatly?
Blade: The Chimera ate it.........so I had to cut it open, and he had to dive in and get it.........
Yami: I-(runs into the bathroom)
Blade: Ugh. Kuja, get cleaned up, we're going to the Desert Palace.
Kuja: ALREADY!?
Blade: Well there's no time like the present, but if you're tired then tomorrow will do fine, as long as we get a early start ok?
Kuja: (sweat sparkly eyes) Thank you! (collapes on the bed)
Blade: (looks around) Yami? Where's Zidane!?
Yami: (Comes out) Hiding behind the selves.........and before you ask, NO I didn't hit him!
Blade: Well make sure you don't or I'll-
Kuja: Can you two hear yourselves? You sound like a married couple.
Yami: Really?
Blade: NO-WE-DO-NOT!
Kuja: Or a pair of old women.
Blade: Oh you're one to talk! Have you listened to yourself lately!?
Kuja: WHAT!?
Yami: (Starts laughing)
(Back over in the Black Mage village)
Mog: Hello!
Treno and Ryou: Hello
Mog: I've been sent because your group has the chance to win Mognet for team white!
Ryou: Really?
Treno: COOL!
Mog: But you must answer this riddle, now listen carefully; A surgen places an Ad in a local news paper requesting a right arm in good condition. About a week later a tramp answers the ad, the surgen ambutates the arm and gives the tramp his money. Later on that day, the surgan wraps up and posts the arm to an address half way across the world. The man it was sent to is missing a right arm, anyway he recieves the arm, takes one look at it, goes out to his back yard and burns it. Then he goes back inside his home, rings two people who also are missing one arm and mutters two words to them, "It came." Right, kupo, you must figure out why all that happened, by asking me questions whose answer will be a yes or no.
Treno: They ate each-others arms.........
Mog: K-KUPO!?
Treno: Blade told me about that AGES ago, the surgen, and the three armless men where all in a war, at one point there were stranded on a island, which unfortunatly didn't have a food supply of it's own. In order to survive the surgan had to amputate the arms of the other three men for them all to eat. Sooner or later after the surgan was the only one left with both arms, they were rescued. A couple of years later, after the war, the sugan recieved a letter from one of the armless men, saying that he owed them an arm. So not wanting to lose his own arm he sent out and ad in the LOCAL paper, since they where all half way across the world, they'd never see it. There, we have Mog net now?
Mog: Well.........yes I suppose.
Treno and Ryou: YES!
Early the next morning when all the teams where all snug in their beds, well except Mai and Steiner cause they are out sleeping on the docks.
Mai: OH YEAH, RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU!?
Sorry..................
Mai: Bah, sorry...
Anyway, three little.........err well two little people and one large blue Dragon (which bears an uncanny resmeblence to Lugia.) Are out walking in the desert on the Forgotten Contintent.
(in the middle of the desert.)
Kuja: (half a mile behind Quina) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT GO OUT ANY FURTHER INTO THAT! MY COMPLECTION WILL NOT TAKE IT!
Blade: (Dragging him forward) Cant you do anything but complain!?
Kuja: Well.................(thinks about it).....................Black Magic...........wait that's it!
Blade: Hmm?
Kuja: (casts Bligazza on the entire desert turning into a huge ice rink) Here we go! (skates off) We'll be there in no time!
Blade: Finally.........(takes to the air)
Kuja: (catches up with Quina) MOVE IT FATTY! (kicks Quina and he/she rockets forward.) Now let's go kick some kidnapper butt!
(half an hour later)
Blade: (back to normal, chained up and hanging upside down)..............................-__-
Quina: (has fallen asleep in the corner)
Kuja and Bio: (pacing around at the bottom of the small cell wringing their hands)
Bio: They won't even tell us why we're here!
Blade: Hmm...............perhaps it's because of some breeding program or something.
Kuja: WHAT!? (Quina wakes up)
Blade: Well I've heard the brood have begun resorting to that, for some unknown reason.
Kuja: BUT I'M NOT BROOD, I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL! And God only know what that is! (points at Quina)
Blade: Maybe not, however you're the most girly looking out of all of us.
Bio: HEY!
Quina: It true.........
Blade: Let's see.........(thinks about something)
Bio: Well if they are brood they can just take you, cuz you're the only dragon here.
Blade: We're, as much as I hate to say it blood relatives Bio, you're the same species as me.
Bio: Well I can't change into a dragon so they've no use for me!
Blade: Keep telling yourself that and you may start to believe it.
Bio: Humpf.
Kuja: You're awfully calm about this Blade.
Blade: Really? Must be all the blood rushing to my head, it's starting to make me dizzy, I'm in no state to start shouting.........
Quina: Swans, marry for life!
Kuja: Really? Must be why there so damn grumpy.
Blade: HA!
Bio: Oh shut up, Swans are elegant.
Blade: Unlike all of us.
Bio and Kuja: (open their mouths to say something, and then think the better of it.)
(the door opens and a guy with spiky blue hair comes in)
Ryu: The master will see you now. (takes out a remote, presses the button on it and Blade falls)
Blade: ¬_¬ Thanks for the delicacy.
Ryu: (takes them all into one room.)
Cray: Alright Ladies line up in front of the Don! (The Don is a FAT, ugly, blonde(balding), sleaze bag)
Blade, Bio, Quina and Kuja: (line up)
Don: (jumps on his desk) HMMMMMMMM! VERY NICE! Except that fat one, dispose of it in the dessert.
Ryu: (takes Quina away)
Don: (comes up REALLY close to Bio) Ouuuuuuu VERY thin.........you know how to stay in shape!
Bio: (mutters) Unlike you, you fat bastard.
Don: (comes up REALLY close to Blade, who looks away) Well, well aren't we fit? Plenty of energy then eh?
Blade: (mutters) One more remark like that and I'll show you how fit I am the hard way.
Don: (comes up to Kuja REALLY close) OUUUUUUUUUUUUU! The curvy one!
Kuja: O_O!
Don: (goes back to Blade and tries to look at her face but she turns her head again, so he tries again the other side, and she does it again, and again and again and again.) I've made my choice! My new bride
Kuja, Bio and Blade: !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Don: will be-
TO BE CONTINUED.........
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Simon: (has been knocked out)
CM: I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Simon would NEVER leave it at a cliffy but I will! HA! They think I'm a bitch!? I'LL KILL'EM! (waves a knife franticaly around in the air)
Men in white coats: (throw a net over CM and hit her with a tranuliser dart)
CM: (in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (snore)
MIWC: (take her away)