After a sleep-over at Camp Naughty, Bad Fun, the gang retired to the house and was sure to wake up with major hangovers the next morning. Out of all the times Eric, Kelso, Donna, Fez, and Jackie had seen Hyde drunk, this was, they estimated, the worst! He even passed out. Donna was sure that this was definitely one of the four horses of the apocalypse.
" Donna, I have to talk to you!" Jackie cried, holding her head from the pain.
" Go away, Jackie." Donna slurred; Still, slightly inebriated.
" Could you possibly pull yourself out of Catatonia for just a second and listen to me?" The brunette exclaimed, snapping a finger in her friend's face to capture her full attention.
" Whatever. Let me just get a cup of coffee in my possession first," The redhead pleaded before getting out of bed, leaving her drooling fiancé to his erotic dream he was obviously having with what seemed to be his pillow, "Look at that idiot. In his subconscious, that pillow, he's making out with, had better be me!"
Jackie giggled as the two friends walked down the stairwell. Donna padded into the kitchen, and soon had a pot of coffee brewing before returning to the sofa to sit down by Jackie.
" What is it now you kook?" The taller girl asked.
" My plan isn't working! Steven doesn't love me anymore!" Jackie exclaimed, doing some wild hand movements that Donna suspected she stole from Eric.
" Yes, he does! The idiot is just making up for lost time." She explained, rolling her eyes at the tiny brunette's melodramatic display.
" What is that supposed to mean?" Jackie asked, hugging her stuffed unicorn tighter. No matter how much she loved Hyde or how long she dated him, Jackie was still Jackie. And the true Jackie loved Fluffy Cakes almost as much as she loved her hair and that Zeppelin-loving burn out.
" It means that Hyde is trying to recover. All that time Hyde spent with you changed him. Hyde let out emotions that I nor he knew he had!"
Jackie sat with a sad look on her face making her seem lost in thought. Jackie had an epiphany; Hyde was trying to return to his Zen roots. He wanted everyone to think he was still same, old Hyde. That he was Zen Hyde, love 'em and leave 'em Hyde, the Hyde that despised her.
" I'm getting back together with Michael." Jackie said flatly, bowing her head in self-defeat.
" What?" The red-head exclaimed, watching whatever relationship her friend had with Hyde go up in flames. However, this time it was nobody's fault but Jackie's.
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" What? I don't get it." Victoria replied to her six friends who her now all sitting in the living room.
" I 'll explain this one more time," Eric established, lifting a finger histrionically, " Saturday night we'll have a party on the deck. Hyde, who's a tiny bit older than us and looks the part due to his lovely beard and sideburns, . . ."
Hyde grinned, shaking his head smugly at his best friends so-so comment.
" Anyway," he continued, rolling his eyes, " Hyde will buy the liquor while Kelso waits in the car to help him carry it out. If questions are asked, Kelso is Hyde's younger but taller, basketball playing brother."
Kelso gawked, making his infamous girly squeal, " Wait a minute! I'm six months older than Hyde!"
" But you look six years younger than me, Duffus! Now, continue the plan, Forman." Hyde ordered, whopping Kelso in the back of the head with his palm.
" Thank you, Hyde. At this time, I will be picking up the food in Jackie's car because we know that none of us sitting here can cook. While this is going on, Fez and the girls will be decorating. No paper streamers or balloons, please."
" Eric, please, most of us are seventeen not twelve. We're going to be drunk out of our minds not playing Twister or Pin the Tail on the Donkey!" Donna exclaimed, annoyed at her boyfriend's often immaturity.
" Amen to that!" Jackie agreed.
" Jackie, I don't think you'll be getting any alcohol considering you are twelve, right? I mean, if you did, we'd have to call your daddy in prison!"
With tears welling up in her eyes, the tiny pixie sped up the stairs. It was Eric and Jackie's thing to burn each other simultaneously, but he had gone way too far this time.
" You're such an ass!" His betrothed fired at him.
" Yeah, Forman. Great Job." Hyde countered, following his ex's path up the stairs to find her.
" Wait, Mr. Burkhart's in prison?" Kelso and Vicky asked at the very same time.
" Wait, we don't get to play Pin the Tail on the Donkey?" Fez asked as the whole room got quiet, waiting for the chaos to soon irrupt.
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I realize that was very short, but I haven't had any time whatsoever to spend on my writing this past week at all! I mean absolutely none! Stay tuned because I hope you read this chapter very closely because if you didn't you just might miss something. I hope you like this one as much as the last. Please r/r! Also, this story is getting a little bit harder to write considering Wednesday night's epp. I don't think anyone is as happy about the result's as me! Again, r/r, and Peace Out!