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~_~ F. Y. I. ~_~

Ron: WeaselKing

Hermione: GrangerQueen

Harry: ProngsieJunior

Ginny: HotTemperedGin

Neville: Longbottom97

Luna: LoonyLuna

Dean: DeanIsAnArtist

Parvati: DivintionGirl

Seamus: FinniganBoy80

Lavender: PrincessUnicornsClouds

Colin: MugglePhotographer

And just for this chapter:

Draco: GrayEyedMalfoy

Fred: PranksterWeasel

George: GryffindorWeasel

Cho: ConceitedCho (A/N: =D)

~_~ F. Y. I. ~_~

[This is at 4:00 in the morning.]

ProngsieJunior has logged in.

HotTemperedGin has logged in.

ProngsieJunior: Hey Ginny!

HotTemperedGin: Hey Harry!

PranksterWeasel has logged in.

ProngsieJunior: Umm...who are you?

PranksterWeasel: Harry! Wow! Your SN is so easy to recognize.

ProngsieJunior: Again...who are you?

GryffindorWeasel has logged in.

PranksterWeasel: Hey Forge!

GryffindorWeasel: Hey Gred!

HotTemperedGin: Fred? George? I didn't know you guys had laptops or computers.

PranksterWeasel: We got it yesterday.

HotTemperedGin: Oh I see.

GrayEyedMalfoy has logged in.

ProngsieJunior: Is it my imagination or has Malfoy logged in?

GrayEyedMalfoy: Who the hell are you people?

HotTemperedGin: Malfoy?! Ugh! What are you doing online? I thought Muggle things were too stupid for you.

GrayEyedMalfoy: Weaselette? Is that you?

ProngsieJunior: Don't call her that, Malfoy. You bloody git.

GrayEyedMalfoy: Oh great. All hail Saint Potter.

GryffindorWeasel: Shut up Malfoy.

HotTemperedGin: And you still haven't answered my question, Malfoy. Why are you online?

GrayEyedMalfoy: Because I want to?

HotTemperedGin: But why? I thought that there was a law that Slytherins cannot touch Muggle things at all.

GrayEyedMalfoy: Crabbe was being stupid and he got me one of these "LAPTOP" things, so I thought I might as well use it.

LoonyLuna has logged in.

LoonyLuna: Hello.

ProngsieJunior: Hi Luna!

GrayEyedMalfoy: Ha, ha...what a stupid SN! Loony!!! What's wrong with you, Lovegood?

LoonyLuna: Why is Malfoy online on our chat room?

GrayEyedMalfoy: I'll go now. I'm obviously not wanted.

ProngsieJunior: Wow! Malfoy figured out something! Good Job! : :sarcastic: :

GrayEyedMalfoy: Goodbye.

GrayEyedMalfoy has logged out.

GryffindorWeasel: Yea, we should go to. We have to be at the store in an hour. I'll talk to you guys later, maybe. Bye!

PranksterWeasel: Bye!

PranksterWeasel has logged out.

GryffindorWeasel has logged out.

LoonyLuna: So how come you guys are online right now?

HotTemperedGin: I couldn't sleep so I just came online.

ProngsieJunior: Yea same here.

LoonyLuna: What's new with you people?

GrangerQueen has logged in.

GrangerQueen: Hello!

ProngsieJunior: Hey Hermione!

LoonyLuna: Hi!

HotTemperedGin: Hey!

HotTemperedGin: Hermione! Guess what?!

GrangerQueen: What?

ProngsieJunior: Malfoy was online!

GrangerQueen: WHAT?!?!?!

LoonyLuna: Yea, it was true.

GrangerQueen: What did he say?

HotTemperedGin: He was NOT being himself. Kind of surprising there.

PrincessUnicornsClouds has logged in.

GrangerQueen: Hey Lavender! I haven't heard from you in awhile.

PrincessUnicornsClouds: Hi Hermione! Yea, same here! How are you?

GrangerQueen: I'm pretty good. And you?

PrincessUnicornsClouds: Alright. Can't wait for Hogwarts to start again!

ProngsieJunior: Hi Lavender.

PrincessUnicornsClouds: Hi Harry.

HotTemperedGin: Hello Lavender!

LoonyLuna: Hi Lavender!

PrincessUnicornsClouds: Hi Gin! Hi Luna!

Longbottom97 has logged in.

Longbottom97: Hello!

PrincessUnicornsClouds: Hi!

HotTemperedGin: Hey!

ProngsieJunior: Hey!

GrangerQueen: Hi!

LoonyLuna: Hi Neville!

PrincessUnicornsClouds: You know what? I'm going to go now because my family and I are going to France for one week and we are starting right now. I'll talk to you guys in one week! Bye for now!

Longbottom97: Bye Lavender!

HotTemperedGin: Bye!

GrangerQueen: Bye!

ProngsieJunior: Bye!

LoonyLuna: Byebye!

ConceitedCho has logged in.

HotTemperedGin: Ugh! Chang is online.

LoonyLuna: Hello Cho!

GrangerQueen: Hi Cho!

Longbottom97: Hello Cho!

ConceitedCho: Hi Luna. Hi Hermione! Hey Neville! You too, Weasley.

ProngsieJunior: Hey Cho! What's happening?

ConceitedCho: Who's "ProngsieJunior"?

HotTemperedGin: It's my brother, Ron.

GrangerQueen: Ginny!

Longbottom97: Ginny!

ProngsieJunior: Ginny!

HotTemperedGin: What? Don't you dare tell her who you are! Remember who I am?! YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

ProngsieJunior: Ugh! Fine. I am not Ron, though, Cho. It's Seamus.

ConceitedCho: Oh. Who is Seamus?

HotTemperedGin: I like your SN. It fits you perfectly. Conceited you are.

ConceitedCho: Shut up, Weasley.

HotTemperedGin: Why don't you, Chang?

ConceitedCho: So, anyway, do any of you know Harry Potter's SN? I want to talk to him. I really like him - more than a friend.

^_^ Separate IM window ^_^

HotTemperedGin: Did you read that?! "I really like him - more than a friend."

ProngsieJunior: Of course I read that.

HotTemperedGin: Well? Aren't you going to do anything about it?

ProngsieJunior: What can I do about it? I told her that I'm Seamus.

HotTemperedGin: You could tell her that "Harry already has a girlfriend."

ProngsieJunior: What if she asks "Who?"

HotTemperedGin: Say "A Muggle that lives by him."

ProngsieJunior: LOL, Ginny! But fine, whatever.

HotTemperedGin: : :grins: :

ProngsieJunior: I love you.

HotTemperedGin: I love you, too.

^_^ Meanwhile, in the chat-room...^_^

ConceitedCho: So, anyway, do any of you know Harry Potter's SN? I want to talk to him. I really like him - more than a friend.

GrangerQueen: Oh I see. Yea, Harry doesn't have a computer or laptop.

LoonyLuna: Yea we don't know.

Longbottom97: I have no idea.

ProngsieJunior: He already has a girlfriend, Cho. Sorry.

ConceitedCho: Who?

HotTemperedGin: A Muggle that lives by him.

ConceitedCho: Oh okay. Well whatever. If he ever gets a laptop or computer, tell him about my SN.

HotTemperedGin: Yea, sure whatever.

ConceitedCho: By the way Weasley, why do you hate me so much?

HotTemperedGin: I don't know. I just do.

ConceitedCho: Do you still have that stupid idiotic crush on Harry?

HotTemperedGin: No.

ConceitedCho: Good.

HotTemperedGin: I love him.

ConceitedCho: WHAT?!

HotTemperedGin: I love him.

ConceitedCho: Oh, very funny. Ha, ha, ha...

HotTemperedGin: I'm not kidding.

GrangerQueen: She's really not kidding.

Longbottom97: Yea, she's in love with him.

ConceitedCho: You Gryffindors think you're all that. Atleast I don't go to Hogwarts anymore.

LoonyLuna: : :ahem: : I'm a Ravenclaw.

ConceitedCho: You might as well be a Gryffindor. You're stupid enough to be one.

ProngsieJunior: Don't you dare insult my house or my friends.

ConceitedCho: And who are you? Lord Voldemort? Never mind, he's dead. But anyway, who are you?

ProngsieJunior: I'm Harry.

ConceitedCho: What?

ProngsieJunior: Harry Potter.

ConceitedCho: No you're not.

Longbottom97: Yes he is.

LoonyLuna: That's Harry.

GrangerQueen: My best friend Harry.

HotTemperedGin: My boyfriend Harry.

ConceitedCho: Then why did you say you were someone else?

ProngsieJunior: Because I don't want you to have my SN.

ConceitedCho: Why?

ProngsieJunior: Cho, I don't have that stupid crush on you anymore. That ended about two years ago.

ConceitedCho: Why?

ProngsieJunior: I always thought you were smart. Now I realize how dumb you are.

ConceitedCho: I am NOT dumb!

ProngsieJunior: You shouldn't be the judge of that. And I love my girlfriend, Ginny Weasley.

ConceitedCho: Oh, go snog your girlfriend.

HotTemperedGin: I'm afraid that's not possible. We are not together at the moment. He's at his house and I'm at mine.

ConceitedCho has logged off.

GrangerQueen: Conceited she is.

Longbottom97: I should go now. I'll talk to you guys later!

LoonyLuna: Yea me too.

GrangerQueen: Me three.

HotTemperedGin: Bye Neville, Luna and Hermione!

ProngsieJunior: Bye!

GrangerQueen has logged off.

LoonyLuna has logged off.

Longbottom97 has logged off.

HotTemperedGin: Why did you ever like that conceited loser?

ProngsieJunior: I don't know. Maybe because I thought she was pretty.

HotTemperedGin: Oh.

ProngsieJunior: Of course, I only think one woman is beautiful now and she's my girlfriend. I'm in love with her. Will you please tell her that no one is as beautiful as her and that I was being stupid when I used to like Cho?

HotTemperedGin: Awww, Harry!

ProngsieJunior: It's true though.

HotTemperedGin: I should go now. Mom's calling us down for breakfast.

ProngsieJunior: Okay, bye!

HotTemperedGin: Bye!

ProngsieJunior has logged off.

HotTemperedGin has logged off.

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