CM: (rips a huge lump out of her hair) GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ack! (sticks the lump of hair back on with super glue) _ I can't do this! IT'S TOO HARD!
Blade: Let me do it then.
CM: Wha?
Blade: Just to stop you complaining.
CM: Ok then.
Blade: They said it had to be in the fic, they didn't actually say it had to be part of the story.
CM: What?
Blade: I'm gonna do a little mini thing, and pretend it's what happened last year, ok?
CM: ...................................................Ok
Blade: Right, the words for the challange will be put in little *stars* like this, ok?
Disclaimer: We don't own, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII, or Survivor.
Blade: And to fix up CM's mistake from The Great Mousse Hunt, it's Red XII not Red IXXX, ok?
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Zack: Hello folks, and welcome to this years addition of Final Fantasy IX survivor, strangely enough none of the cast of Final Fantasy IX are here but we are on one of Gaia's tropical beaches. Well let's look in on the two groups and see how they're doing, shall we?
(Dawn on a tropical islad, Yami steps out of his tent and looks around, the others are gathered around a small camp fire eating breakfast.)
Yami: *All right, who fluffed!?*
The others: Huh?
Yami: Who fluffed my pillow? It was all squashed down nice and flat the way I like it and when I went to bed last night, someone had fluffed it all up!
Yugi: That was me.
Yami: Aibou, you don't have to be a housekeeper, we're on a tropical island for flip sake!
Yugi: Sorry.
Marik: Hey, how come you have a pillow? All i had where *two horizontal sheets* made of leaves!
Blade: Horizontal sheets?
Marik: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Blade: Do you think the word horizontal was neccesery there? Of course they where horizontal, what else could they be? They couldn't very well be vertical now could they? Unless you sleep standing up.
Marik: (looking down at the only untensil available, a crudely hewn spoon made from a stick) *Can I stab you with a spoon?*
Blade: If you wish.
DMG: (hisses) Yeah, why did the pharaoh get a pillow!?
Yami: I umm...........sort of..............stole it from Zack.
Zack: (glares at Yami, then goes into the tent and takes the pillow.)
Yami: So, what's for breakfast?
Kaira-Chan: Crossaints and marmalade, with a rasher of bacon and orange juice.
Chi Mo: Oh, *I like marmalade!*
Kaira-Chan: I was being sarcastic! We have seaweed in warm water.
Joey: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna end up being a cannonball if i don't get any real food soon!
Adiana: You mean Canabel.
Crystal: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (throws sand at Joey)
Yami: Suddenly, I'm not so hungry. I'm going to get cleaned up.
Bakura: (stabbing the ground with a stick) Have fun.
(Yami heads off towards their makeshift shower, a stick hut with a bamboo tube running from the ocean.)
Ryou: Shouldn't we tell him that that guy Barret's already using it?
Bakura: (evil smile) What fun would that be?
(a few moments later)
Yami: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Yami comes running out of the jungle, his face as white as *two horizontal sheets* Blade: There I got it in TWICE!)
Yami: OMGS! Why didn't you guys tell me that guy was in there!? He *has the harriest butt I ever saw!*
KT: Okay, right ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TIQ: No-body put another thought on the subject ok? Going into it is just TOO gross.
Blade: By the way it's hairiest, not harriest.
TIQ: (anime falls)
Zack: He knows but that's how it was spelt in the emai, we've already explained that anyway.
Jen: (smacks Zack) ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY SPELLING!?
Zack: Umm, err I think I'll go and check up on the other camp!
TIQ: *Elvis has left the building!*
(meanwhile over in the other camp, that's almost completely made up of Shinra staff.)
KH: (pokes her head into Reno's tent) Rise and shine!
Reno: (grumpily)Leave me alone, I have a headache.
Tseng: Oh, and who's fault is that? No-one forced you to go out on a binge before you got here last night, now did they!?
Reno: (crawls out of his tent) Hey I HAD to. Who knows when I'm going to get another drink in this God forsaken place!?
Treno: Oh quit whining and get up, it's almost time for the first challenge.
Rufus: (trying to be helpful) I had an Aunt who had a sure fire cure for a hangover. *Alfalfa and green leaf tea, followed by prunes.*
Reno: That cure sounds worse than the disease.
Reno slowly stands up, his eyes red, his hair disheveled, and his suit more wrinkled than ever
Treno: (blinks) Reno has discovered the true meaning of slovenliness.
Reno: Oh shut up.
Heidigger: I think *a gopher ate my pants!*
Others: What?
Heidigger: (holds up a pair of pants with a gaint hole through the rear end of them) Something was in my tent last night. I think it was a gopher.
Scarlet: *What kind of crack are you sniffing!?*
Rufus: This is a tropical island you idiot. There aren't any gophers here. And even if there where, they don't eat pants.
Heidigger: (mumbles) Maybe a wombat then...
Kathy: I hungry! Where are the coffe and donuts!?
Elena: Back at Shinra head quarters. You're better off without them, they're bad for you anyway.
Treno and Reno: Yeah right, says you.
Kathy: Coffe and donuts are the best, not only do they taste good but are handy too. Hell, *coffe and donuts are useful for hotwiring a car!*
Reno: (raises an eyebrow)
Elena: Yeah right. How do you figure?
Kathy: The coffe keeps you awake and the donuts can be used to bribe any policemen who might happen to come by!
Reno: (takes notes)
Elena: Reno, you're one sad excuse for a human being.
Reno: Why thank you.
(Zack walks into camp)
Zack: All ready for the first challange?
Rufus: As ready as we'll ever be I suppose.
Zack: Hey Hojo, what's that growing out of your back?
Hojo: (feeling his back) *I seem to have grown another appendage.*
Scarlet: Hojo, have you been playing with Jenova cells again?
Hojo: Well you know me.
Zack: (shakes his head slowly) Well let's get going then.
(the two teams meet in a small clearing, in the center of which stands a table with two huge bowls filled with a pinkish yellow liquid)
Zack: The challange for today will be to suck all the peach juice out of these bowls with a straw! Whoever sucks out the most juice in one minute will be our winner and gain immunity
The other team will have to vote someone off the island.
Marik: So we're going to have a gaint suck off?
Zack: Well i wouldn't have worded it like that but...yes.
Yami: So for this job we need someone who can really...suck.
Malik: *I suck*
DMG: *I suck more!*
Marik: *I suck more than you all!*
Joey: *I'M THE SUCK MASTER!* Besides, i'm good with peach juice. *My Great Aunt Banana owned a peach farm!*
Yugi: You have an Aunt Banana?
Joey: Well, i did. She got run over by a fruit truck. Her husband is still alive. Really strange guy though. Used to walk around all the time *in a tight leather dress with strappy heels and a push up bra.*
Yami: Kinda like someone we know...
Bio: (kicks Yami)
CM: Speaking of strange people, I have a cousin who likes to hang upside down from a tree while polishing his shoes.
DMG: Big deal. I have a friend who can drink apple juice and spit it out of his ears.
TIQ: *I know someone who can cry milk and pee water*
Blade: I'm happy for you all, but to inject a bit of sanity in here for a moment, if I may, who are we going to pick?
They all turn and look at Yami. He looks at them all for a moment.
Joey: (bounces around waving his arms in the air) PICK ME!
Yami: (dramatically) Yugi, i choose YOU.
KT: And I thought this was Survivor, not Pokemon.
Elena: Who are WE going to pick?
Rufus: We need someone who can really suck!
(they all turn to Elena and Scarlet)
Elena: RUDE!?
Rude:....
Scarlet: Oh you guys are so bad!
Palmer: I can't suck, but *I can shoot a pea three feet out of my left nostril and catch it in my mouth!
KH: Oh go eat some lard.
Treno: I'll do it.
Reno: You'll eat some lard?
(Treno glares at Reno.)
Reno: (clears his throat) Never mind.
Rufus: (looks at Treno, then at his extreamly sharp claws.) Be my guest.
(Treno and Yugi face off in front of the peach juice. Zack signals them to begin. After a minute of sucking Treno's bowl is nearly empty while Yugi's is still practically full.)
Zack: Treno wins! Yugi's team will have to vote someone off!
Bakura: I can't believe it! Yami why the hells did you pick Yugi!? He's the worst sucker of all of us!
DMG: Yeah he sucks at sucking!
Crystal: Sucks at sucking?
Yami: I don't know-
KT: (sundenly grabs her head and groans) Ahh, get out of my head you 14 toad sloth with triangular eyes! (collapes)
Ryou: KATY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIQ: What the hey?
Sephorith's voice: Bwahahahaha! She's my new puppet!
TIQ: That's not fair!
Bakura: They cheated!
Zack: Sorry nothing i can do.
(dejected, out hero's head back to their camp to vote someone off the island)
Yami: I can't believe we lost, and i'm hungry on top of that. Will my suffering never end?
Blade: There is no end and no begining. There is only custard pastries.
Yami: Huh?
Blade: Oh shut up Yami, you're making me hungry! I want a cup of tea...
Yugi: I want a cigarette!
CM: And I miss my flowers. The poinsettas are in blume and i had some nice *yellow daises in a vase!*
K-C: Geez, we're sitting here starving and your thinking about flowers!?
CM: Uh huh.
K-C: Sheesh.
Marik: Are daises edible!?
Malik: Ok, you're starting to sound like Joey now.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blade: *sniffles slightly over the lack of cups of tea* Well one of us will be eating well tonight.
Yami: But they'll miss out on a million yen.
Zack: All right each of you step forward and put your votes as to who is going tp leave the Island forever
(one by one they all go into the hut and vote.)
Zack: (looks at the votes) it's unanimous, all these say Yami.
TIQ: That means he even voted for himself.
Bakura: Maybe he's smarter than we give him credit for after all!
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Blade: There you go! I'm thirsty, after doing that...hint, hint.
CM: You got all of them!
Blade: Aren't I just the best? AHEM.
CM: Yeah, just look at that roaring crowd of fans.
CM and Blades fans= 1 duck and Bob.
Duck and Bob: (sit in the corner in total silence)
CM: In case u get the wrong end of the stick we AREN'T saying ouuuuuuuuu we're brill, we're the best, we've got leigons of fans!
Blade: Quite the oppsite. (glares at CM)
CM: (nods) We know we suck.
Duck: AYE!
CM, Blade and Bob: O_o?
(a tumble weed rolls past and crickets chirp)
Blade: Hikari.
CM: Yeah?
Blade: GO AND GET ME A SMEGGING CUP OF TEA! With the usual ten table spoons of sugar, please.
CM: Fine!
Blade: (mutters) Plonker. (glares at everyone) AND DON'T BOTHER SAYING I MEAN ANZU WHEN I SAY TEA, ALRIGHT!?
Blade: Let me do it then.
CM: Wha?
Blade: Just to stop you complaining.
CM: Ok then.
Blade: They said it had to be in the fic, they didn't actually say it had to be part of the story.
CM: What?
Blade: I'm gonna do a little mini thing, and pretend it's what happened last year, ok?
CM: ...................................................Ok
Blade: Right, the words for the challange will be put in little *stars* like this, ok?
Disclaimer: We don't own, Yu-Gi-Oh, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII, or Survivor.
Blade: And to fix up CM's mistake from The Great Mousse Hunt, it's Red XII not Red IXXX, ok?
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Zack: Hello folks, and welcome to this years addition of Final Fantasy IX survivor, strangely enough none of the cast of Final Fantasy IX are here but we are on one of Gaia's tropical beaches. Well let's look in on the two groups and see how they're doing, shall we?
(Dawn on a tropical islad, Yami steps out of his tent and looks around, the others are gathered around a small camp fire eating breakfast.)
Yami: *All right, who fluffed!?*
The others: Huh?
Yami: Who fluffed my pillow? It was all squashed down nice and flat the way I like it and when I went to bed last night, someone had fluffed it all up!
Yugi: That was me.
Yami: Aibou, you don't have to be a housekeeper, we're on a tropical island for flip sake!
Yugi: Sorry.
Marik: Hey, how come you have a pillow? All i had where *two horizontal sheets* made of leaves!
Blade: Horizontal sheets?
Marik: Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Blade: Do you think the word horizontal was neccesery there? Of course they where horizontal, what else could they be? They couldn't very well be vertical now could they? Unless you sleep standing up.
Marik: (looking down at the only untensil available, a crudely hewn spoon made from a stick) *Can I stab you with a spoon?*
Blade: If you wish.
DMG: (hisses) Yeah, why did the pharaoh get a pillow!?
Yami: I umm...........sort of..............stole it from Zack.
Zack: (glares at Yami, then goes into the tent and takes the pillow.)
Yami: So, what's for breakfast?
Kaira-Chan: Crossaints and marmalade, with a rasher of bacon and orange juice.
Chi Mo: Oh, *I like marmalade!*
Kaira-Chan: I was being sarcastic! We have seaweed in warm water.
Joey: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna end up being a cannonball if i don't get any real food soon!
Adiana: You mean Canabel.
Crystal: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (throws sand at Joey)
Yami: Suddenly, I'm not so hungry. I'm going to get cleaned up.
Bakura: (stabbing the ground with a stick) Have fun.
(Yami heads off towards their makeshift shower, a stick hut with a bamboo tube running from the ocean.)
Ryou: Shouldn't we tell him that that guy Barret's already using it?
Bakura: (evil smile) What fun would that be?
(a few moments later)
Yami: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Yami comes running out of the jungle, his face as white as *two horizontal sheets* Blade: There I got it in TWICE!)
Yami: OMGS! Why didn't you guys tell me that guy was in there!? He *has the harriest butt I ever saw!*
KT: Okay, right ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
TIQ: No-body put another thought on the subject ok? Going into it is just TOO gross.
Blade: By the way it's hairiest, not harriest.
TIQ: (anime falls)
Zack: He knows but that's how it was spelt in the emai, we've already explained that anyway.
Jen: (smacks Zack) ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY SPELLING!?
Zack: Umm, err I think I'll go and check up on the other camp!
TIQ: *Elvis has left the building!*
(meanwhile over in the other camp, that's almost completely made up of Shinra staff.)
KH: (pokes her head into Reno's tent) Rise and shine!
Reno: (grumpily)Leave me alone, I have a headache.
Tseng: Oh, and who's fault is that? No-one forced you to go out on a binge before you got here last night, now did they!?
Reno: (crawls out of his tent) Hey I HAD to. Who knows when I'm going to get another drink in this God forsaken place!?
Treno: Oh quit whining and get up, it's almost time for the first challenge.
Rufus: (trying to be helpful) I had an Aunt who had a sure fire cure for a hangover. *Alfalfa and green leaf tea, followed by prunes.*
Reno: That cure sounds worse than the disease.
Reno slowly stands up, his eyes red, his hair disheveled, and his suit more wrinkled than ever
Treno: (blinks) Reno has discovered the true meaning of slovenliness.
Reno: Oh shut up.
Heidigger: I think *a gopher ate my pants!*
Others: What?
Heidigger: (holds up a pair of pants with a gaint hole through the rear end of them) Something was in my tent last night. I think it was a gopher.
Scarlet: *What kind of crack are you sniffing!?*
Rufus: This is a tropical island you idiot. There aren't any gophers here. And even if there where, they don't eat pants.
Heidigger: (mumbles) Maybe a wombat then...
Kathy: I hungry! Where are the coffe and donuts!?
Elena: Back at Shinra head quarters. You're better off without them, they're bad for you anyway.
Treno and Reno: Yeah right, says you.
Kathy: Coffe and donuts are the best, not only do they taste good but are handy too. Hell, *coffe and donuts are useful for hotwiring a car!*
Reno: (raises an eyebrow)
Elena: Yeah right. How do you figure?
Kathy: The coffe keeps you awake and the donuts can be used to bribe any policemen who might happen to come by!
Reno: (takes notes)
Elena: Reno, you're one sad excuse for a human being.
Reno: Why thank you.
(Zack walks into camp)
Zack: All ready for the first challange?
Rufus: As ready as we'll ever be I suppose.
Zack: Hey Hojo, what's that growing out of your back?
Hojo: (feeling his back) *I seem to have grown another appendage.*
Scarlet: Hojo, have you been playing with Jenova cells again?
Hojo: Well you know me.
Zack: (shakes his head slowly) Well let's get going then.
(the two teams meet in a small clearing, in the center of which stands a table with two huge bowls filled with a pinkish yellow liquid)
Zack: The challange for today will be to suck all the peach juice out of these bowls with a straw! Whoever sucks out the most juice in one minute will be our winner and gain immunity
The other team will have to vote someone off the island.
Marik: So we're going to have a gaint suck off?
Zack: Well i wouldn't have worded it like that but...yes.
Yami: So for this job we need someone who can really...suck.
Malik: *I suck*
DMG: *I suck more!*
Marik: *I suck more than you all!*
Joey: *I'M THE SUCK MASTER!* Besides, i'm good with peach juice. *My Great Aunt Banana owned a peach farm!*
Yugi: You have an Aunt Banana?
Joey: Well, i did. She got run over by a fruit truck. Her husband is still alive. Really strange guy though. Used to walk around all the time *in a tight leather dress with strappy heels and a push up bra.*
Yami: Kinda like someone we know...
Bio: (kicks Yami)
CM: Speaking of strange people, I have a cousin who likes to hang upside down from a tree while polishing his shoes.
DMG: Big deal. I have a friend who can drink apple juice and spit it out of his ears.
TIQ: *I know someone who can cry milk and pee water*
Blade: I'm happy for you all, but to inject a bit of sanity in here for a moment, if I may, who are we going to pick?
They all turn and look at Yami. He looks at them all for a moment.
Joey: (bounces around waving his arms in the air) PICK ME!
Yami: (dramatically) Yugi, i choose YOU.
KT: And I thought this was Survivor, not Pokemon.
Elena: Who are WE going to pick?
Rufus: We need someone who can really suck!
(they all turn to Elena and Scarlet)
Elena: RUDE!?
Rude:....
Scarlet: Oh you guys are so bad!
Palmer: I can't suck, but *I can shoot a pea three feet out of my left nostril and catch it in my mouth!
KH: Oh go eat some lard.
Treno: I'll do it.
Reno: You'll eat some lard?
(Treno glares at Reno.)
Reno: (clears his throat) Never mind.
Rufus: (looks at Treno, then at his extreamly sharp claws.) Be my guest.
(Treno and Yugi face off in front of the peach juice. Zack signals them to begin. After a minute of sucking Treno's bowl is nearly empty while Yugi's is still practically full.)
Zack: Treno wins! Yugi's team will have to vote someone off!
Bakura: I can't believe it! Yami why the hells did you pick Yugi!? He's the worst sucker of all of us!
DMG: Yeah he sucks at sucking!
Crystal: Sucks at sucking?
Yami: I don't know-
KT: (sundenly grabs her head and groans) Ahh, get out of my head you 14 toad sloth with triangular eyes! (collapes)
Ryou: KATY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIQ: What the hey?
Sephorith's voice: Bwahahahaha! She's my new puppet!
TIQ: That's not fair!
Bakura: They cheated!
Zack: Sorry nothing i can do.
(dejected, out hero's head back to their camp to vote someone off the island)
Yami: I can't believe we lost, and i'm hungry on top of that. Will my suffering never end?
Blade: There is no end and no begining. There is only custard pastries.
Yami: Huh?
Blade: Oh shut up Yami, you're making me hungry! I want a cup of tea...
Yugi: I want a cigarette!
CM: And I miss my flowers. The poinsettas are in blume and i had some nice *yellow daises in a vase!*
K-C: Geez, we're sitting here starving and your thinking about flowers!?
CM: Uh huh.
K-C: Sheesh.
Marik: Are daises edible!?
Malik: Ok, you're starting to sound like Joey now.
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Blade: *sniffles slightly over the lack of cups of tea* Well one of us will be eating well tonight.
Yami: But they'll miss out on a million yen.
Zack: All right each of you step forward and put your votes as to who is going tp leave the Island forever
(one by one they all go into the hut and vote.)
Zack: (looks at the votes) it's unanimous, all these say Yami.
TIQ: That means he even voted for himself.
Bakura: Maybe he's smarter than we give him credit for after all!
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Blade: There you go! I'm thirsty, after doing that...hint, hint.
CM: You got all of them!
Blade: Aren't I just the best? AHEM.
CM: Yeah, just look at that roaring crowd of fans.
CM and Blades fans= 1 duck and Bob.
Duck and Bob: (sit in the corner in total silence)
CM: In case u get the wrong end of the stick we AREN'T saying ouuuuuuuuu we're brill, we're the best, we've got leigons of fans!
Blade: Quite the oppsite. (glares at CM)
CM: (nods) We know we suck.
Duck: AYE!
CM, Blade and Bob: O_o?
(a tumble weed rolls past and crickets chirp)
Blade: Hikari.
CM: Yeah?
Blade: GO AND GET ME A SMEGGING CUP OF TEA! With the usual ten table spoons of sugar, please.
CM: Fine!
Blade: (mutters) Plonker. (glares at everyone) AND DON'T BOTHER SAYING I MEAN ANZU WHEN I SAY TEA, ALRIGHT!?