The YGO cast: (outside Chi Mo's house, ringing the bell but no-one's
answering.)
Bakura: Maybe they're dead?
Ryou: Come on Bakura, you know none of us are THAT lucky.
Bakura: I suppose.
Marik: Aww to hell with this! (kicks the front door down.)
(all go up to CM's room and no-one's there....)
Marik: Where the seven hells have those two gone!?
Yugi: Hey look a note! (picks it up and starts reading) "Hey guys, sorry for not being here and all, I'm out at the mo,
Bakura: Well obviously.
Yugi: But we're on location filming the last few parts of my third Final Fantasy VII Tribute, so we won't be back for a week! The tape for the next chapter is on the printer!
Yami: HOW COME THEY GET TO GO ON LOCATION AND WE'RE STUCK IN SOME POXY STUDIO!?
Yugi: You're thinking of Truth and Dare, ponce.
Yami: (steam emits from ears) STOP CALLING ME THAT! (chases Yugi with a knife)
(on Board the High Wind)
CM: (in the background in full authoress mode) BLADE THAT'S YOUR CUE TO WALK UP TO CLOUD AND SAY, (tries to act Blades voice)"It's too late for Holy, Meteor is here. Holy is having the opposite effect."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: She's not here Chi Mo.
CM: WHAT!?
Yuffie: Zidane and some girls dragged her off an hour ago!
CM: Really?
Cloud: You mean you're only noticing she's not here now? And they say I'm bad.
CM: (hisses) Ok we'll take a break! Then we'll go back and do the start of the Final Battle scene!
Cid: (smoking) Damn kid, wouldn't doing everything in order make more sense!?
Yuffie: But the REAL movie people mess everything up and then put it all together at the end!
Barret: Damn confusing if ya ask me.
(wherever Zidane dragged Blade off to)
Girl #1: Awwwwwwww so cute! (pokes the droup on Black Mage Blade's steeple hat)
Girl 2#: She's like a little baby!
Black Mage Blade: (glares)
Girl 2#: TIME FOR A BOOSTER! (pokes BMB in the arm with a stick)
Girl #1: Like, what kinda baby doesn't cry when you don't give it a booster?
BMB: The kind that likes cookies.
Zidane: (using BMBlade to get on the two girls good side) Fine. (shoves a cookie in Blade's mouth)
Blade: (eats it) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Both girls: CUTE!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Star Trek, Final Fantasy IX or Final Fantasy VII.
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*CM: First off Scarlett, the Scarlet in the last chapter is actually a character from Final Fantasy VII ^_^;; sorry I should have explained. Ok right possibly from next chapter on this will be an R rated fic.
Yami: ????????? What're you gonna do, put lemon into it?
CM: NOOOOOOOO! But in the next chap we'll be playing-
Duke: STRIP POKER! (gets pelted to death)
CM: (rubs her temples) You're all sex-crazed maniacs. (shoves the YGO peeps out of the room.) any way we'll be playing-
Blade: Russian Roulette.
Yami: (comes back in.) Oh. What's that?
CM: (Blade shoves him out again.) AHEM! Anyway since hardly anyone it seems pays attention to the PG13 rating, I'm upping it too R in hope that any young impressionable people won't read. There will of course be a warning at the start of the chap and just before we start playing the actual game so well, there you go. The Yami and Hikari's are going to play, if you're a guest in the fic (and your yami is included) and don't want to blow there head off (anyone that dies will be out of the fic for good.) plz tell me in the review, also I'd appreciate your opinion on weather, I should up the rating or just put LOADS of warnings up. Anyone that refuses to play will instead play another game of Blades choice.
Blade: (grins)
CM: So it might be safer to play Russian Roulette. ^_^;;
Both: Ja ne. *
Don: (runs over to Kuja) The curvy one!
Kuja: (shriek)
Don: You guys can share the other two!
Bio: AHH!?
Blade: Wait a second......
Don: Hmm?
Blade: We're flattered, well my sister is anyway, but-
Don: But?
Blade: (glares up at Don) BUT WE AIN'T INTERESTED IN A BUNCH OF SCRUBS LIKE YOU! (ascends)
Kuja: LET'S KICK SOME ASS! (burns one of the hench men)
Don: A dragon!? Where's Ryu when you need him?
Henchman #2: I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDN'T TRUST MERCENARIES! (gets flamethrowered to death)
Kuja: (goes into Trance and-)
(in Conde Pete)
(there's a sudden shock wave and a HUGE explosion can be seen from the desert.)
Adiana: (almost falls) WTF!?
Marik: (staggers backwards and stands on one of the dwarves) What the hell was that!!!!!???
Mokuba: (starts crying)
Malik: Boom-boom...
The dwarf Marik's standing on: Aye!
(In the Black Mage Village)
Ryou and Kathy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (run for cover.)
Freya: (playing in the mud, ignoring everything else)
Mr 264: (calls up) Can you see what happened?
Treno: (flying above the village, watching the explosion.) Something happened at the desert palace! (lands) For a moment it looked like Ultima.....but it couldn't of been since Kuja is in Dali.
(In Alexandria hotel's dining room, well I suppose it's a breakfast room...but who cares!?.)
KT: (YAWN) Yugi, what was it you we're watching last night?
Yugi: (blushes) Oh nothing!
Bakura: Must have been something....
TR: (sucking on the end of his toast)
Yugi: Fine it was a documentary, OK!?
KT: (cocks an eyebrow) A documentary on at half 4 in the morning?
Bakura: (snatches the television guide away from Yugi and looks at what was on yesterday) Only one station was still showing after 12....so let's see....
Yugi: (leans forward and tries to take the guide, but TR stabs him in the leg with a butter knife) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TR: (chibi laugh)
Bakura: Top Hat Theatre?
KT: (Looks puzzled for a split second before going wide eyed at Yugi.)
Bakura: (puts the guide down and starts laughing) You dirty little bugger.
Yugi: Don't tell anyone!
Bakura: Pssh, like we all didn't know you watched it sometimes anyway!
Yugi: YOU ALL ALREADY KNEW!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(At the mansion on the Lost Continent)
Bio: (drags in a huge box that's filled to the throat.) Geez this is heavy!
Stiltskin: How'd you get back so fast!?
Bio: The amazing powers of a semi authoress.
Stiltskin: What happened to the others?
Bio: I dunno
Stiltskin: WHAT!?
Bio: But what do you care anyway?
Stiltskin: Hmmmmmm guess you're right. What's in the box anyway?
Bio: All the photo albums from my engagement parties...
Stiltskin: (takes out an album and looks though it.) You look really happy in this picture...what was your fiancées name?
Bio: (takes a look) Oh yeah....he was a nice bloke, but I can't remember his name..(takes out another one)
Stiltskin: (slaps his forehead)
Bio: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...I don't think we'll do a challenge today.
Stiltskin: Why not?
Bio: Yami's going out with Kaira-Chan and I'm going out with someone myself.
Stiltskin: Oh.
(In Dali)
Zidane: (is suddenly turned back to normal) Hey...
Yami: WHOA! How the hell!?
Zidane: (Shrugs)
(Kuja walks in)
Zidane: Hey K, errrrrrrrrr where's Blade?
Kuja: (starts crying) THEY-THOUGHT-I-I-I-WAS-WAS-I-I-I-I
Zidane: (Rolls his eyes and signals for Yami to go and get ready)
Yami: (leaves the room)
(In Lindblum)
DMG: Isn't there anything to do here!? I'm BORED!
TIQ: So am I, come on CM there must be some sort of entertainment!
CM: The only thing I can think of is the Theater district but they won't be showing anything till tomorrow.
DMG: Hey, why don't we go out of this city and look for our guys?
CM: But we don't know where they are!
DMG: Oh yeah.....DAMN!
TIQ: What is the nearest town to this place anyway?
CM: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I suppose.....well either Burmica or Dali but both are pretty far off, you have to go all the way to and through Gismaluke's grotto and then it's still a fairly long walk from there to Burmica, then for Dali, we'd have to go to South Gate, across the mountain and then it's another fair bit of walking to Dali sooooooooooooooooooo
TIQ and DMG: A hell of a lot of walking then.
CM: But we could get lucky and find one of them!
All three: (day-dream about there bishies)
Seto: Naff.
CM's right arm: (lashes out and whacks Seto off the bed)
Seto: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DMG: (laughs)
CM: Owwwwwwwww...
TIQ: Why'd you do that for?
CM: (rubs the joint in her arm) I didn't mean to, my arm just lashed out by itself...
(In Burmica)
Brittany: (has been changed back into a ten year old) That stupid old crout Simon!
Kaira-Chan: Well your plan wouldn't have worked anyway!
Yami Kaira: That's right...^_^ we would've seen right through it!
Crystal: (claps)
Jasmine: It's STILL raining.
K C: Well of COURSE it is, didn't Sir Fatly say this was the realm of eternal rain?
Yami Kaira: It's Sir FRATLY
Kaira-Chan: Ah whatever!
Sir Fratly: (comes in) I have just been asked to tell you that the leader of this group is Kaira-Chan. (walks out)
Kaira-Chan: OH YES!
Yami Kaira, Brittany, Crystal and Jasmine: ¬_¬
*Bio: I'll just tell you who is leader of what group;
1= CM on account that she knows more about the locations and such.
2= Kuja because he's physically the oldest
3= Kaira-Chan because she was in TaDoP before the rest of that group.....I think.
4= Treno because Freya can't be, and he's got the second best knowledge of Gaia.
5=Stiener cause it was either him or Quina.
6=Adiana cause she's the only sane one in that group.
7= KT she's the only one in that group with the ability to actually think.
8= Vivi he' the most reliable one...*
K C: (whispers to Y K) Ok you distract them while I get ready and leave ok?
Y K: How the bloody hell am I supposed to do that!?
K C: (shrugs) You'll think of something *rushes into the bathroom*
(In Madin Sari)
Duke: I want a better agent! _ THIS SUCKS! I NEVER GET ANY ATTENTION!
(all ignore him)
Joey: Hungie.......
Eiko: OH YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!
Joey: (nods) Hungie.
Vivi: I give up.
(Near Qu's marsh)
CM: (stuffs her hands in her pockets) It's getting col-huh? (pulls out a deck) What the!? (looks at the top card) BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!?
Seto: MINE!
CM: (looks at the two next) RUNIC AND RED EYES! THIS IS BLADE'S DECK!
Seto: MINE!
CM: (kicks him even though she didn't mean or really want to) ACK! Flipping heck, I'm becoming violent!
DMG: Good for you!
CM: (twitch) I'm gonna kick Yami's ass with these! (runs off)
DMG & TIQ: CM WAIT! WE DON'T KNOW OUR WAY AROUND HERE!
(Back in Dali)
Yami: (comes back in wearing what he wears in The Duellist of Roses game.)
Kuja: (still crying)
Zidane: (looks up and sniggers)
Yami: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Zidane: (points at the cape) Who're you trying to mimic, Marik?
Yami: (fumes) No, and there's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing.
Zidane: I'm not trying to make out there is anything wrong....but.....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.
Yami: (rolls his eyes and storms out)
(In the yami graveyard)
(Close to QU's marsh)
CM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SWAMP HAG!
Sephiroth: (holding the Sennen Sword, as well as the Masamune) HEY!
CM: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH BLADE'S SWORD!? ONLY SHE'S ABLE TO USE IT!
Sephiroth: SHE'S MY NEW PUPPET! (Cloud and Blade appear out of nowhere, and are all zombie drone like.) *tosses Blade's sword at her*
Blade: (continues to stand all drone like, and the handle of the sword smacks her around the back of the head.)
Sephy: (groans) Pick the sword up.
Cloud: (picks it up)
Sephy: NOT YOU! Ugh Blade, take the sword!
Blade: (takes Cloud's Buster Sword.)
Sephy: NO! NO! NO!
TIQ: This could take a while.
(At the laundry matt)
Kaira-Chan: (wearing baggy jeans with a dragon on it, baby cradle of filth shirt that says, "Speak of the hand that burns with hatred on the back.) *tapping her foot, seriously pissed off*
Yami: (comes running up) Hey!
Kaira-Chan: You're late.
Yami: I got lost, sorry.
Kaira-Chan: Right, ok then cemetery here we come.
(in the cemetery)
The Lord of Demise suddenly pops up from the ground.
Yami: (runs away screaming)
Kaira-Chan: FOR FUCK SAKE GET BACK HERE!
Yami: (comes back) Sowy...(big kawaii eyes)
Kaira-Chan: Ok then, beat it or whatever.
Yami: (takes out the Black Magician) DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
DM: (does what he's told cuz he's too spineless to tell Yami to just bugger off)
Ryu: (On top of one of the crypts *on Blade's behalf* watching the whole thing) *tries to act a girls voice* How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of the night thing? *tries to act Yami* No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a bad- ass shadow, but fate and a pesky aibou defanged me, and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair, never the hair. *Acts a girls voice* But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. *yami* No, helping those in needs my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof, is truly thanks enough. *girl* I understand, a guy in my class is gay so- *yami* Say no more, evil's still afoot, plus I'm almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much, quickly to the pharaoh mobile, away! (rips up the script Blade had given to him and jumps off)
Kaira-Chan: Anyway!
Sir Fratley: (pops up) HARK!
K-C and Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
K-C: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? FARTLY!?
Fratley: ¬_¬.....You have to go to Qu's marsh, the world may come to an end so you've gotta group up there.
(Near Qu's Marsh)
Yugi: (going on about the heart of the cards)
(Yami and Kaira-Chan arrive)
Sephy: (has finally gotten Blade and Cloud holding their own sword.) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Yugi: I'LL DUEL!!!
All: You!?
Zidane: Wouldn't Yami be a better choice?
Sephy: Duel??? You seem to be mistaken (takes out the package Blade received in Kamp Kuja, but never got around to opening) *rips it open and takes out a black orb*
The yami's: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu shiny.
Treno: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All: What?
Treno: THE BLACK MATERIA!
CM: I get the feeling I should know what it does...
Treno: IT SUMMONS METEOR!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sephy: That's right! And while I summon Meteor, Cloud and Blade will protect me from any of your attempts to stop me! (puts on a too-too and nances about)
Brittany: We have to stop him!
Zidane; Yeah, ok then you go ahead.
Brittany: (looks at Cloud and Blade, with their big, long, thick, SHARP swords) Umm....I'll let Jasmine do the honours!
Jasmine: Umm...Kaira-Chan? The honours all yours!
K-C: I believe this pleasure should belong to my yami.
Y-K: Ohhhhhhhhhh no! You deserve this way more than me!
(K-C's team stands around arguing)
Bakura: Aww hell, I'LL GO! AHHHHHHH! (charges)
Blade and Cloud: (automatically hold their swords over their heads)
Treno: NO BAKURA, COME BACK!
C & B: (use omni-slash on Bakura)
Bakura: (in 64 seperate pieces) Ouch.
Kathy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SNOWBALL!
Bakura: I'm ok.
Ryou: Now what!? He's almost finished!
Joey: Hungie!
Vivi and Eiko: (pile on Joey)
Duke: LET EVERYONE DIE! NOBODY'S GONNA MISS ME ANYWAY!
All: (ignore him)
Treno: THAT'S IT! Huddle!
(everyone huddles)
All: What do you mean?
Treno: Duke can stop Sephiroth!
Yami: (sweatdrop) He can?
Treno: Uh huh, Blade and Cloud won't notice him so he can slip past them unnoticed and stop Sephy!
Duke: You're the dragon, why can't you stop him!?
Treno: MANA BEAST! And besides, Blade's my big sister...
Sephy: (just finished) AND HERE IT COMES!(summons Meteor which immediately enters the atmosphere.)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TO BE CONTINUED?
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Marik: BUGERY FUCK!?
All: ¬_¬
Marik: But there's a next chapter right???
Yami: Well she made us do that stupid warning thing at the start.
Duke: (shudders) The pain.
Ryou: Although if a meteor is in our atmosphere and only moments away from hitting, don't you think we wouldn't have the time to play Russian Roulette?
Bakura: You just wouldn't know WHAT those two are thinking....
(back on the highwind)
CM: Ok we've had another budget cut.
The cast: (GROAN)
CM: So I can't afford to pay for the life steam gushing up and hitting the highwind, 97 vertical miles so, we're gonna do a star trek. Cloud: Wha?
CM: I'm gonna wiggle the camera, and you guys have to fall about, ok?
All: (exchange looks)
CM: Ok three two one, ACTION! (wiggles the camera)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (pretend to fall)
Cloud: HU-GA! (jumps a bit to far, crashes through the upper deck door and falls down the stairs, to the lower deck.)
Blade: (points) Gone.
Bakura: Maybe they're dead?
Ryou: Come on Bakura, you know none of us are THAT lucky.
Bakura: I suppose.
Marik: Aww to hell with this! (kicks the front door down.)
(all go up to CM's room and no-one's there....)
Marik: Where the seven hells have those two gone!?
Yugi: Hey look a note! (picks it up and starts reading) "Hey guys, sorry for not being here and all, I'm out at the mo,
Bakura: Well obviously.
Yugi: But we're on location filming the last few parts of my third Final Fantasy VII Tribute, so we won't be back for a week! The tape for the next chapter is on the printer!
Yami: HOW COME THEY GET TO GO ON LOCATION AND WE'RE STUCK IN SOME POXY STUDIO!?
Yugi: You're thinking of Truth and Dare, ponce.
Yami: (steam emits from ears) STOP CALLING ME THAT! (chases Yugi with a knife)
(on Board the High Wind)
CM: (in the background in full authoress mode) BLADE THAT'S YOUR CUE TO WALK UP TO CLOUD AND SAY, (tries to act Blades voice)"It's too late for Holy, Meteor is here. Holy is having the opposite effect."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red: She's not here Chi Mo.
CM: WHAT!?
Yuffie: Zidane and some girls dragged her off an hour ago!
CM: Really?
Cloud: You mean you're only noticing she's not here now? And they say I'm bad.
CM: (hisses) Ok we'll take a break! Then we'll go back and do the start of the Final Battle scene!
Cid: (smoking) Damn kid, wouldn't doing everything in order make more sense!?
Yuffie: But the REAL movie people mess everything up and then put it all together at the end!
Barret: Damn confusing if ya ask me.
(wherever Zidane dragged Blade off to)
Girl #1: Awwwwwwww so cute! (pokes the droup on Black Mage Blade's steeple hat)
Girl 2#: She's like a little baby!
Black Mage Blade: (glares)
Girl 2#: TIME FOR A BOOSTER! (pokes BMB in the arm with a stick)
Girl #1: Like, what kinda baby doesn't cry when you don't give it a booster?
BMB: The kind that likes cookies.
Zidane: (using BMBlade to get on the two girls good side) Fine. (shoves a cookie in Blade's mouth)
Blade: (eats it) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Both girls: CUTE!
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or Star Trek, Final Fantasy IX or Final Fantasy VII.
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*CM: First off Scarlett, the Scarlet in the last chapter is actually a character from Final Fantasy VII ^_^;; sorry I should have explained. Ok right possibly from next chapter on this will be an R rated fic.
Yami: ????????? What're you gonna do, put lemon into it?
CM: NOOOOOOOO! But in the next chap we'll be playing-
Duke: STRIP POKER! (gets pelted to death)
CM: (rubs her temples) You're all sex-crazed maniacs. (shoves the YGO peeps out of the room.) any way we'll be playing-
Blade: Russian Roulette.
Yami: (comes back in.) Oh. What's that?
CM: (Blade shoves him out again.) AHEM! Anyway since hardly anyone it seems pays attention to the PG13 rating, I'm upping it too R in hope that any young impressionable people won't read. There will of course be a warning at the start of the chap and just before we start playing the actual game so well, there you go. The Yami and Hikari's are going to play, if you're a guest in the fic (and your yami is included) and don't want to blow there head off (anyone that dies will be out of the fic for good.) plz tell me in the review, also I'd appreciate your opinion on weather, I should up the rating or just put LOADS of warnings up. Anyone that refuses to play will instead play another game of Blades choice.
Blade: (grins)
CM: So it might be safer to play Russian Roulette. ^_^;;
Both: Ja ne. *
Don: (runs over to Kuja) The curvy one!
Kuja: (shriek)
Don: You guys can share the other two!
Bio: AHH!?
Blade: Wait a second......
Don: Hmm?
Blade: We're flattered, well my sister is anyway, but-
Don: But?
Blade: (glares up at Don) BUT WE AIN'T INTERESTED IN A BUNCH OF SCRUBS LIKE YOU! (ascends)
Kuja: LET'S KICK SOME ASS! (burns one of the hench men)
Don: A dragon!? Where's Ryu when you need him?
Henchman #2: I TOLD YOU, YOU COULDN'T TRUST MERCENARIES! (gets flamethrowered to death)
Kuja: (goes into Trance and-)
(in Conde Pete)
(there's a sudden shock wave and a HUGE explosion can be seen from the desert.)
Adiana: (almost falls) WTF!?
Marik: (staggers backwards and stands on one of the dwarves) What the hell was that!!!!!???
Mokuba: (starts crying)
Malik: Boom-boom...
The dwarf Marik's standing on: Aye!
(In the Black Mage Village)
Ryou and Kathy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (run for cover.)
Freya: (playing in the mud, ignoring everything else)
Mr 264: (calls up) Can you see what happened?
Treno: (flying above the village, watching the explosion.) Something happened at the desert palace! (lands) For a moment it looked like Ultima.....but it couldn't of been since Kuja is in Dali.
(In Alexandria hotel's dining room, well I suppose it's a breakfast room...but who cares!?.)
KT: (YAWN) Yugi, what was it you we're watching last night?
Yugi: (blushes) Oh nothing!
Bakura: Must have been something....
TR: (sucking on the end of his toast)
Yugi: Fine it was a documentary, OK!?
KT: (cocks an eyebrow) A documentary on at half 4 in the morning?
Bakura: (snatches the television guide away from Yugi and looks at what was on yesterday) Only one station was still showing after 12....so let's see....
Yugi: (leans forward and tries to take the guide, but TR stabs him in the leg with a butter knife) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TR: (chibi laugh)
Bakura: Top Hat Theatre?
KT: (Looks puzzled for a split second before going wide eyed at Yugi.)
Bakura: (puts the guide down and starts laughing) You dirty little bugger.
Yugi: Don't tell anyone!
Bakura: Pssh, like we all didn't know you watched it sometimes anyway!
Yugi: YOU ALL ALREADY KNEW!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(At the mansion on the Lost Continent)
Bio: (drags in a huge box that's filled to the throat.) Geez this is heavy!
Stiltskin: How'd you get back so fast!?
Bio: The amazing powers of a semi authoress.
Stiltskin: What happened to the others?
Bio: I dunno
Stiltskin: WHAT!?
Bio: But what do you care anyway?
Stiltskin: Hmmmmmm guess you're right. What's in the box anyway?
Bio: All the photo albums from my engagement parties...
Stiltskin: (takes out an album and looks though it.) You look really happy in this picture...what was your fiancées name?
Bio: (takes a look) Oh yeah....he was a nice bloke, but I can't remember his name..(takes out another one)
Stiltskin: (slaps his forehead)
Bio: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...I don't think we'll do a challenge today.
Stiltskin: Why not?
Bio: Yami's going out with Kaira-Chan and I'm going out with someone myself.
Stiltskin: Oh.
(In Dali)
Zidane: (is suddenly turned back to normal) Hey...
Yami: WHOA! How the hell!?
Zidane: (Shrugs)
(Kuja walks in)
Zidane: Hey K, errrrrrrrrr where's Blade?
Kuja: (starts crying) THEY-THOUGHT-I-I-I-WAS-WAS-I-I-I-I
Zidane: (Rolls his eyes and signals for Yami to go and get ready)
Yami: (leaves the room)
(In Lindblum)
DMG: Isn't there anything to do here!? I'm BORED!
TIQ: So am I, come on CM there must be some sort of entertainment!
CM: The only thing I can think of is the Theater district but they won't be showing anything till tomorrow.
DMG: Hey, why don't we go out of this city and look for our guys?
CM: But we don't know where they are!
DMG: Oh yeah.....DAMN!
TIQ: What is the nearest town to this place anyway?
CM: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I suppose.....well either Burmica or Dali but both are pretty far off, you have to go all the way to and through Gismaluke's grotto and then it's still a fairly long walk from there to Burmica, then for Dali, we'd have to go to South Gate, across the mountain and then it's another fair bit of walking to Dali sooooooooooooooooooo
TIQ and DMG: A hell of a lot of walking then.
CM: But we could get lucky and find one of them!
All three: (day-dream about there bishies)
Seto: Naff.
CM's right arm: (lashes out and whacks Seto off the bed)
Seto: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
DMG: (laughs)
CM: Owwwwwwwww...
TIQ: Why'd you do that for?
CM: (rubs the joint in her arm) I didn't mean to, my arm just lashed out by itself...
(In Burmica)
Brittany: (has been changed back into a ten year old) That stupid old crout Simon!
Kaira-Chan: Well your plan wouldn't have worked anyway!
Yami Kaira: That's right...^_^ we would've seen right through it!
Crystal: (claps)
Jasmine: It's STILL raining.
K C: Well of COURSE it is, didn't Sir Fatly say this was the realm of eternal rain?
Yami Kaira: It's Sir FRATLY
Kaira-Chan: Ah whatever!
Sir Fratly: (comes in) I have just been asked to tell you that the leader of this group is Kaira-Chan. (walks out)
Kaira-Chan: OH YES!
Yami Kaira, Brittany, Crystal and Jasmine: ¬_¬
*Bio: I'll just tell you who is leader of what group;
1= CM on account that she knows more about the locations and such.
2= Kuja because he's physically the oldest
3= Kaira-Chan because she was in TaDoP before the rest of that group.....I think.
4= Treno because Freya can't be, and he's got the second best knowledge of Gaia.
5=Stiener cause it was either him or Quina.
6=Adiana cause she's the only sane one in that group.
7= KT she's the only one in that group with the ability to actually think.
8= Vivi he' the most reliable one...*
K C: (whispers to Y K) Ok you distract them while I get ready and leave ok?
Y K: How the bloody hell am I supposed to do that!?
K C: (shrugs) You'll think of something *rushes into the bathroom*
(In Madin Sari)
Duke: I want a better agent! _ THIS SUCKS! I NEVER GET ANY ATTENTION!
(all ignore him)
Joey: Hungie.......
Eiko: OH YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!
Joey: (nods) Hungie.
Vivi: I give up.
(Near Qu's marsh)
CM: (stuffs her hands in her pockets) It's getting col-huh? (pulls out a deck) What the!? (looks at the top card) BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!?
Seto: MINE!
CM: (looks at the two next) RUNIC AND RED EYES! THIS IS BLADE'S DECK!
Seto: MINE!
CM: (kicks him even though she didn't mean or really want to) ACK! Flipping heck, I'm becoming violent!
DMG: Good for you!
CM: (twitch) I'm gonna kick Yami's ass with these! (runs off)
DMG & TIQ: CM WAIT! WE DON'T KNOW OUR WAY AROUND HERE!
(Back in Dali)
Yami: (comes back in wearing what he wears in The Duellist of Roses game.)
Kuja: (still crying)
Zidane: (looks up and sniggers)
Yami: WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Zidane: (points at the cape) Who're you trying to mimic, Marik?
Yami: (fumes) No, and there's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing.
Zidane: I'm not trying to make out there is anything wrong....but.....I can't think of a way to finish that sentence.
Yami: (rolls his eyes and storms out)
(In the yami graveyard)
(Close to QU's marsh)
CM: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SWAMP HAG!
Sephiroth: (holding the Sennen Sword, as well as the Masamune) HEY!
CM: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH BLADE'S SWORD!? ONLY SHE'S ABLE TO USE IT!
Sephiroth: SHE'S MY NEW PUPPET! (Cloud and Blade appear out of nowhere, and are all zombie drone like.) *tosses Blade's sword at her*
Blade: (continues to stand all drone like, and the handle of the sword smacks her around the back of the head.)
Sephy: (groans) Pick the sword up.
Cloud: (picks it up)
Sephy: NOT YOU! Ugh Blade, take the sword!
Blade: (takes Cloud's Buster Sword.)
Sephy: NO! NO! NO!
TIQ: This could take a while.
(At the laundry matt)
Kaira-Chan: (wearing baggy jeans with a dragon on it, baby cradle of filth shirt that says, "Speak of the hand that burns with hatred on the back.) *tapping her foot, seriously pissed off*
Yami: (comes running up) Hey!
Kaira-Chan: You're late.
Yami: I got lost, sorry.
Kaira-Chan: Right, ok then cemetery here we come.
(in the cemetery)
The Lord of Demise suddenly pops up from the ground.
Yami: (runs away screaming)
Kaira-Chan: FOR FUCK SAKE GET BACK HERE!
Yami: (comes back) Sowy...(big kawaii eyes)
Kaira-Chan: Ok then, beat it or whatever.
Yami: (takes out the Black Magician) DARK MAGIC ATTACK!
DM: (does what he's told cuz he's too spineless to tell Yami to just bugger off)
Ryu: (On top of one of the crypts *on Blade's behalf* watching the whole thing) *tries to act a girls voice* How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of the night thing? *tries to act Yami* No need little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see I was once a bad- ass shadow, but fate and a pesky aibou defanged me, and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair, never the hair. *Acts a girls voice* But there must be someway I can show my appreciation. *yami* No, helping those in needs my job, and working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof, is truly thanks enough. *girl* I understand, a guy in my class is gay so- *yami* Say no more, evil's still afoot, plus I'm almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much, quickly to the pharaoh mobile, away! (rips up the script Blade had given to him and jumps off)
Kaira-Chan: Anyway!
Sir Fratley: (pops up) HARK!
K-C and Yami: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
K-C: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? FARTLY!?
Fratley: ¬_¬.....You have to go to Qu's marsh, the world may come to an end so you've gotta group up there.
(Near Qu's Marsh)
Yugi: (going on about the heart of the cards)
(Yami and Kaira-Chan arrive)
Sephy: (has finally gotten Blade and Cloud holding their own sword.) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
Yugi: I'LL DUEL!!!
All: You!?
Zidane: Wouldn't Yami be a better choice?
Sephy: Duel??? You seem to be mistaken (takes out the package Blade received in Kamp Kuja, but never got around to opening) *rips it open and takes out a black orb*
The yami's: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu shiny.
Treno: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
All: What?
Treno: THE BLACK MATERIA!
CM: I get the feeling I should know what it does...
Treno: IT SUMMONS METEOR!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sephy: That's right! And while I summon Meteor, Cloud and Blade will protect me from any of your attempts to stop me! (puts on a too-too and nances about)
Brittany: We have to stop him!
Zidane; Yeah, ok then you go ahead.
Brittany: (looks at Cloud and Blade, with their big, long, thick, SHARP swords) Umm....I'll let Jasmine do the honours!
Jasmine: Umm...Kaira-Chan? The honours all yours!
K-C: I believe this pleasure should belong to my yami.
Y-K: Ohhhhhhhhhh no! You deserve this way more than me!
(K-C's team stands around arguing)
Bakura: Aww hell, I'LL GO! AHHHHHHH! (charges)
Blade and Cloud: (automatically hold their swords over their heads)
Treno: NO BAKURA, COME BACK!
C & B: (use omni-slash on Bakura)
Bakura: (in 64 seperate pieces) Ouch.
Kathy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SNOWBALL!
Bakura: I'm ok.
Ryou: Now what!? He's almost finished!
Joey: Hungie!
Vivi and Eiko: (pile on Joey)
Duke: LET EVERYONE DIE! NOBODY'S GONNA MISS ME ANYWAY!
All: (ignore him)
Treno: THAT'S IT! Huddle!
(everyone huddles)
All: What do you mean?
Treno: Duke can stop Sephiroth!
Yami: (sweatdrop) He can?
Treno: Uh huh, Blade and Cloud won't notice him so he can slip past them unnoticed and stop Sephy!
Duke: You're the dragon, why can't you stop him!?
Treno: MANA BEAST! And besides, Blade's my big sister...
Sephy: (just finished) AND HERE IT COMES!(summons Meteor which immediately enters the atmosphere.)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
TO BE CONTINUED?
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Marik: BUGERY FUCK!?
All: ¬_¬
Marik: But there's a next chapter right???
Yami: Well she made us do that stupid warning thing at the start.
Duke: (shudders) The pain.
Ryou: Although if a meteor is in our atmosphere and only moments away from hitting, don't you think we wouldn't have the time to play Russian Roulette?
Bakura: You just wouldn't know WHAT those two are thinking....
(back on the highwind)
CM: Ok we've had another budget cut.
The cast: (GROAN)
CM: So I can't afford to pay for the life steam gushing up and hitting the highwind, 97 vertical miles so, we're gonna do a star trek. Cloud: Wha?
CM: I'm gonna wiggle the camera, and you guys have to fall about, ok?
All: (exchange looks)
CM: Ok three two one, ACTION! (wiggles the camera)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (pretend to fall)
Cloud: HU-GA! (jumps a bit to far, crashes through the upper deck door and falls down the stairs, to the lower deck.)
Blade: (points) Gone.