Bio: Let's just go straight into this chapter shall we?
Disclaimer: You know already!
WARNING: Under no circumstances must you play Russian roulette at home; remember this is simply a fan-fiction, DO NOT COPY WHAT SOME OF US ARE GOING TO DO! **********************
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
Blade: (Ascends to Ex *Dragon form in other words ^^*)
Yami: SOMETHING BETTER!
Meteor: (slowly gets closer to the surface, and starts creating red twister type things that start destroying Dali, and the surrounding area.)
Sephy: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE ALL DOOMED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
CM: You bleeding-, bloody- grrrrrrr YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! METEOR'S GONNA KILL YOU AS WELL!
Sephy: HAHAHAHAHAhahaha...ha....ha...OH SHIT!
Zidane: So this is it......
Most of the girls: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! (drag their bishies off) *K- C, Y-K, Brittany and Crystal (split Yami between them and take random parts off somewhere)
CM: (sniffles) I didn't think I'd go like this....
Zidane: YOU THINK ANYONE THINKS THEY'LL DIE CUZ OF A FUCKING METEOR!?
Joey: (sniffles) There's so much food I didn't get to taste! It's true!
Treno: (starts crying) *WHICH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!*
(Does take an awful long time for this thing to hit, doesn't it???)
Ex Blade: (finally gets control of herself again, goes into Hyper Trance and uses Dark Arrow on the meteor!)
CM: WE ARE SAVE-ED!
Zidane: Hyper Trance?
CM: Tee hee, well in the later Chappies of SD Blade learnt Hyper Trance, which let's her execute all her moves immediately as well as something else, but I don't know what its second effect is, but who cares!? WE ARE SAVED!
(Everyone who ran off comes back with their hair all over the place and there faces slightly red.)
Joey: I'm not gonna ask.
Kathy: Smart move ^_^ So what happened to Meteor???
Treno: Blade made it go bye, bye!
Zidane: Lucky en- (goes all zombie like, as do Treno, Blade, Cloud (again) and Sephy.....)
Varon: (pops up from nowhere) Ok (Counts the zombies) That's all of 'em!
Dartz: (comes walking up in his purple suit *I think it's purple any-who, correct me if I'm wrong folks!*) EXCELLENT!
Bio: DADDY! (runs over and hugs Dartz.)
Dartz: BUGGER OFF!
Bio: (sniffles and creeps off)
CM: Who the bloody heck are you?
Dartz: _ I'm-
Marik: He styles his hair like Blade! Look it's tied up at the bottom like hers is!
Dartz: Err-
(everyone starts talking at once)
Varon: ¬_¬ Maybe we should just-
Dartz: Suits me! (Snaps his fingers and everyone's transported.)
Jasmine and Yami: (end up in a VERY arena)
Katy, Yugi, Mai, Brittany, K-C, Adiana, Crystal and Y-K: (end up outside Alexandria palace.)
(In the basement of Alexandria Castle)
Zorn: (takes a sledge hammer and knocks CM out cold) 16 years old she has become!
Thorn: Draw the dragon from her finally we can!
Zorn: A bealted happy birthday Chi Mo!
(both start doing somersaults in a circle around CM)
Zorn: Eidolon, guardian of darkness! Thorn: Eidolon, master of shadow!
Zorn: Awake after your 3000 year sleep! Thorn: Depart after your 3000 year wait!
Zorn: Let there be light! Thorn: Let there be life!
Both: REVEAL YOUR TRUE SELF, FIERCE DEITY!
The Sennen Sword: (glows for a few seconds before turning to dust.)
(the rest end up in a room with a revolvers on tables)
(Just outside Alexandria Palace)
Katy: Ooooooooooooook. What are we doing back here???
Dartz voice: Since you've chosen NOT to play Russian Roulette, you'll be playing Bogies instead!
All: EWWWWWWWWW!
Dartz: The rules are simple, you go inside the Palace, find the most crowed room-remember this place is full of snobs, and each take turns saying Bogies. Here's the thing, the next person MUST say it louder than the last!
K-C: And what if we refuse?
Dartz: I'll turn you all inside out.
K-C: Gross.
Dartz: Ok then you all get started! I'm going to see to the others!
(In the room with the table and revolvers)
TR: What the bloody hell are we doing here!?
Dartz voice: You all will be playing Russian roulette!
*WARNING: (again) DO NOT PLAY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!*
Bakura: Ok, errr how do you play?
Dartz: You see those revolvers?
All: Uh huh.
Dartz: You will all be split up into twos; one of the two will take a single bullet and place it in whatever one of the revolvers slots you want. Then you randomly turn the thingy around once you do that, hand the revolver to your partner, then count to 6. You partner must then place the gun against there head, pick a slot which they think is safe and fire, they must continue to do this until there is only one slot left.
Joey: YOU MEAN WE COULD SHOOT OURSELVES IF WE GET IT WRONG!?
Dartz voice: Exactly, refuse and you all die slow and painful deaths!
All: O.o
(in a HUGE arena.)
Jasmine: Okkkkkkkkkkkk where are we!?
Dartz voice: I've got something a little special planned for you.
Yami: Eep.
(the lights switch on, and across on the other side if the arena is Zidane.)
Dartz: You have to have a duel with Zidane
Jasmine: Two against one?
Dartz: Well if you'd like equal numbers....(Treno appears beside Zidane.)
(In the little room)
Joey's teamed with Duke
Ryou's teamed with Bakura
TIQ's teamed with the Tomb Robber
Malik's teamed with Marik
Kuja's teamed with Bio
Vivi's teamed with Eiko
Quina's teamed with Steiner
Freya's teamed with Amarant
*the first person in those teamups are loading the guns, the second are pointing the guns at themselves*
Joey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Duke: (puts the slot at 4) Ok I think this one's safe.
Varon: Anyone who tries to help their partner will have their girl/boyfriend killed.
Joey:........
Duke: (closes his eyes, pulls the trigger-)
BANG!
Joey: (splattered in Duke)
Varon: Ryou, Bakura, you're up next.
Ryou: (slides the revolver over to his yami.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Bakura: (takes a deep breath) Ok I'll go with 6 first. (turns it to six, closes his eyes and puts it against his head)
Everyone else: (holds their breath)
Bakura: (squeezes the trigger-
(over to Alexandria palace *Evil aren't I?*)
(Y-K's currently in the lead)
Yugi: BOGIES!!!!!!!!!
Dartz voice: Ouuuuu and that's a 4.5 on the bogie scale!
Garnet's Court: (glare over at Yugi and the others)
Katy: Bo-........Bo- BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!
Dartz: A 4.6!
Kathy: (takes in a deep breath and-) BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone runs out of the room laughing)
Dartz: An 8.2! Kathy is the winner!
(back in the room)
Bakura: (is ok! YAY!) Phew.....(turns it to one, puts it against his head and squeezes, is ok again (repeat until he's up to 4) HA!!!!!! IT IS IN FIVE! I KNEW IT! (nances around happily)
Ryou: Yayness.....(bangs his head off the table.)
Varon: TIQ and Tomb robbers turn.
TIQ: (gives the TR the revolver) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
TR: Ok I think it's in number 3, (puts it to four and pulls)
The gun: Click! Hey I can talk!
Varon: (takes the gun and sticks a silencer on it before handing it back to the TR)
TR: (continues until he gets to two.) YES!
TIQ: YAY!!!!!!
I'll just say the results
Marik-Safe
Bio-Safe
Eiko-Safe
Steiner-Blown away!
Amarant-Blown away!
(in the arena)
Zidane:.........Treno Light Arrow attack! Attack Yami's Black Magician!
Jasmine: ACK! WE NEED THAT CARD!
Yami: I activate, Magic Cylinder!
Black Magician: (holds onto the MC and the Light arrow shoots into it, before getting blasted back out again.)
Jasmine: YAY!
Treno: (blasts out another Light Arrow, which hit the first back, sending them both towards Yami and Jasmine.)
Y and J's life points: (go allllllllllll the way down to zero.)
Zidane: And now Treno, go and attack Alexandria!
Treno: (flies off)
Jasmine: EEEEEEEEEP!
Yami: Everyone's gonna die! Again!
Jasmine: (pouts) I suppose now Kikyo's not gonna get her engagement party???
Yami: ¬_¬ How can you think of romance at a time like this!?
Jasmine: (shrugs)
Zidane: (goes back to normal) Ouuuuuuuuuuuuu me bleeding head...
Yami: ZIDANE YOU BIG GIT! TRENO'S OFF TO DESTROY ALEXANDRIA CUZ OF YOU!
Jasmine: But- if Zidane's ok now, shouldn't Treno be too?
Yami: He might not be....
Zidane: Then again, he might.
Jasmine: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! ALEXANDRIA'S IN DANGER!
Zidane: You're right! (Whistles and calls a Silver Dragon.) Come on we'll catch up!
Yami: I hate dragon flights.....
Zidane: (pulls Jasmine up) You'd rather wait here?
Yami: Noooooooo.
Zidane: Then STOP WASTING TIME! (pulls him up too) WE'RE OFF TO ALEXANDRIA!
Ryu: (walks in) Why are you going there?
Zidane: Cuz Treno's off to destroy it.
Ryu: Oh........Thorn, Zorn and Kuja are at the extraction thing again.
Zidane: They have Eiko?
Ryu: Nope, Chi Mo.
Yami: (jumps off the Silver Dragon) Really, why her?
Ryu: They want to extract Blade.
Zidane: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?
Yami: THERE GONNA KILL BLADE!?
Zidane: They want to-KILL MY DAGGY WAG!?
Yami: (fumes) YOUR DAGGY WAG!?
Jasmine: Why the heck do you call her daggy anyway?
Zidane: (shrugs)
Ryu: AHEM! No, just take her from Chi Mo and age her up a bit.....she's really not much more of a child...she'll be a lot stronger if she grows up.....come to think of it, being summoned properly without all this yami hikari shite should make her stronger as well.
Yami: I'll have to stock up on bandages then.....
Zidane: What do you mean exactly?
Ryu: Well the process will be thus;- Summon, Fly, Roar, Blow half the countryside away, disappear until summoned again.
Zidane: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Jasmine: Ok that's nice, now come on, let's find the others!
Ryu: (walks off)
Zidane, Yami and Jasmine: (climb back on the Sliver Dragon and fly off.)
(In Alexandria, somehow everyone that was in the revolver room is there in the castle with the others. Kuja's tried to take over the fic, and at the moment he and Bio are at war ^_^ goodie!)
Bio: (on one of the Alexandrian fleets boats) *she's got the entire fleet, including Dartz and Varon blasting at Kuja and his spawn of the mist* KUJA GET YOUR GIRLY FACE DOWN HERE, SO I CAN BLAST IT OFF! Black Mages, CONCENTRATE YOUR MAGICAL ENERGIES INTO A SINGLE SPELL! Kuja desires power? Then I'll show him it!
Kuja: (on the back of HIS Sliver Dragon.) *talking to himself...^^;;* HAHAHAHAHA! You're stupidity and ugliness is TRULY impressive Bio Sang, you're playing you part in this act EXACTLY as I had planned, but even an idiot like you knows there's only one hope for you to win..................stupid stick insect woman, why do you hesitate!? Fine then, I'LL make the first move, I'll give you a target you can't miss, Silver Dragon, descend! (it flies down and lands on the Alexandrian shore....)
(on the balcony of Alexandria Castle, everyone's watching and eating popcorn)
Mai: Well this sure beats sleeping on the docks.
Amarant: My money's on Kuja.
Vivi: Bio's using the others *black mages* like puppets!
Mai: Wake up Vivi, everyone uses the Black Mages as puppets
Vivi: (uses Firaga on Mai) Oops, my staff must have slipped
Mai: YEOW!
Yugi:....shouldn't we be trying to stop them?
Ryou: I don't see how we can, not when Zidane's still not here, and he's the only one out of us that can call Dragons.
(on the way to Alexandria)
Sliver Dragon: (whimpers)
Yami: What's wrong with your Dragon?
Zidane:..........He's scared.....(glares up at the sky towards Alexandria.) Come on we need to get there before Bio try's to summon Blade!
(On Bio's boat)
Varon: Ma'am the black mages have completed their perpetrations.
Bio: That insolent whelp! Now I can finish him off! (holds her dagger into the air) Come! Draconic Seedling! The Ex Eidolon; Fierce Deity!
(a HUGE circle of fire appears in the ocean, close to the Alexandrian fleet, after a moment or a huge burst of light emits from it, flies a fair distance upwards, before doing a sort of back-flip in mid air, flies back down to the water, before finally fading and revealing Blade (Dragon of course, as if you didn't already know) who flies like there's no tomorrow towards Kuja and his Sliver Dragon, causing to big waves since she's flying so close to the surface of the water.)
Kuja's Silver Dragon: (starts snarling and such)
Kuja: (motions for it to stay still before looking up and Blade with a rather satisfied smirk.)
Blade: (roars and such before using Mega-Flare, aiming it at Kuja and his dragon.)
Kuja: Shit! (grabs hold of the Sliver Dragon who flies off.)
Half the country side is incinerated, NOT BAD FOR ONE ATTACK!
Blade: (who is still pretty far from Kuja and now VERY high up.) *watches Kuja fly off while glaring at him.*
Kuja:......(a trail of blood makes it way down his forehead, which he touches, stares at his blood stained finger, and begins grinning madly.)
Ryu: (comes up behind everyone at the castle) I've heard the stories, but I never thought correctly summoning an EX would make it so powerful.
TIQ: AHH!? Where'd you come from!?
Ryu: (shrugs)
Amarant: *thinks* If Blade really does obey Zidane, I'd better watch out.
Vivi: Whoa! Kuja doesn't stand a chance now! Eiko isn't it-huh what's wrong?
Eiko: It's Mog, she's terrified!
TIQ: How come?
Ryu: Don't you know Eiko? Eidolons are guardians of the planet, Fierce Deity'll win for sure!
(back to Kuja!)
Kuja: Blood.....Hahahahahaha....Excellent Blade! Power, mobility, you truly are the best! You even hurt me....a little....and you STILL haven't developed fully yet! Hmm heh.hahahahaha, come to me my little dragon and I will show you what your kind are TRULY CAPABLE OF!
(Kuna puts both his hand into the air, and the huge eye on the bottom of the Invincible lowers down, emitting a really weird light, which affects Bios black Mages and Blade, the BM's just die and fall over, and Blade looks, and sounds, like she's being hurt.)
Bio: (closes her eyes and covers her ears.)
Kuja: (puts his index finger to his lips, sorta like a little girl would when one of her birthday/Christmas presents where being opened for her.)
Bio opens her eyes again and who should be hovering right in front of her?
Blade: (powers up another Mega-Flare)
Bio: Uh....this won't end well.
Blade: (uses it, blowing up Bio's ship, before using more on all the other ships, destroying the entire fleet.)
Seto: (covers Mokuba's eyes) Frigging hell!
Marik: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..pretty fire....
The others: ¬_¬....
Blade: (after destroying the fleet, flies up past Kuja and disappears leaving two temporary steaks of loosely intertwining blue light.)
Kuja: (brushes his hair away from his face) That went rather well. (flies off into the sunset on his dragon)
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CM: Is this a cliffy? And by the way we don't know anything about Varon and Dartz, or the Doom organisation apart from the names and what they look like, k?
Zidane: Shut UP! You're supposed to be dead!
CM: DEAD!?
Zidane: Or knocked out, whatever...
Squall: BASTARD!
Zidane: (chases Squall with a knife)
CM: ¬_¬ Errrrrrrr sorry for the bizzare chappie....this fics coming to a close pretty soon, maybe next chapter! If you'd like to be in the sequel, which isn't as random, (but isn't serious either!!!!!!!) then I'll need bios people! (set in the future btw....around eight years later to be exact!) Any who, thanks!
Disclaimer: You know already!
WARNING: Under no circumstances must you play Russian roulette at home; remember this is simply a fan-fiction, DO NOT COPY WHAT SOME OF US ARE GOING TO DO! **********************
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yami: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
Blade: (Ascends to Ex *Dragon form in other words ^^*)
Yami: SOMETHING BETTER!
Meteor: (slowly gets closer to the surface, and starts creating red twister type things that start destroying Dali, and the surrounding area.)
Sephy: HAHAHAHAHA! YOU'RE ALL DOOMED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
CM: You bleeding-, bloody- grrrrrrr YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! METEOR'S GONNA KILL YOU AS WELL!
Sephy: HAHAHAHAHAhahaha...ha....ha...OH SHIT!
Zidane: So this is it......
Most of the girls: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! (drag their bishies off) *K- C, Y-K, Brittany and Crystal (split Yami between them and take random parts off somewhere)
CM: (sniffles) I didn't think I'd go like this....
Zidane: YOU THINK ANYONE THINKS THEY'LL DIE CUZ OF A FUCKING METEOR!?
Joey: (sniffles) There's so much food I didn't get to taste! It's true!
Treno: (starts crying) *WHICH IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!*
(Does take an awful long time for this thing to hit, doesn't it???)
Ex Blade: (finally gets control of herself again, goes into Hyper Trance and uses Dark Arrow on the meteor!)
CM: WE ARE SAVE-ED!
Zidane: Hyper Trance?
CM: Tee hee, well in the later Chappies of SD Blade learnt Hyper Trance, which let's her execute all her moves immediately as well as something else, but I don't know what its second effect is, but who cares!? WE ARE SAVED!
(Everyone who ran off comes back with their hair all over the place and there faces slightly red.)
Joey: I'm not gonna ask.
Kathy: Smart move ^_^ So what happened to Meteor???
Treno: Blade made it go bye, bye!
Zidane: Lucky en- (goes all zombie like, as do Treno, Blade, Cloud (again) and Sephy.....)
Varon: (pops up from nowhere) Ok (Counts the zombies) That's all of 'em!
Dartz: (comes walking up in his purple suit *I think it's purple any-who, correct me if I'm wrong folks!*) EXCELLENT!
Bio: DADDY! (runs over and hugs Dartz.)
Dartz: BUGGER OFF!
Bio: (sniffles and creeps off)
CM: Who the bloody heck are you?
Dartz: _ I'm-
Marik: He styles his hair like Blade! Look it's tied up at the bottom like hers is!
Dartz: Err-
(everyone starts talking at once)
Varon: ¬_¬ Maybe we should just-
Dartz: Suits me! (Snaps his fingers and everyone's transported.)
Jasmine and Yami: (end up in a VERY arena)
Katy, Yugi, Mai, Brittany, K-C, Adiana, Crystal and Y-K: (end up outside Alexandria palace.)
(In the basement of Alexandria Castle)
Zorn: (takes a sledge hammer and knocks CM out cold) 16 years old she has become!
Thorn: Draw the dragon from her finally we can!
Zorn: A bealted happy birthday Chi Mo!
(both start doing somersaults in a circle around CM)
Zorn: Eidolon, guardian of darkness! Thorn: Eidolon, master of shadow!
Zorn: Awake after your 3000 year sleep! Thorn: Depart after your 3000 year wait!
Zorn: Let there be light! Thorn: Let there be life!
Both: REVEAL YOUR TRUE SELF, FIERCE DEITY!
The Sennen Sword: (glows for a few seconds before turning to dust.)
(the rest end up in a room with a revolvers on tables)
(Just outside Alexandria Palace)
Katy: Ooooooooooooook. What are we doing back here???
Dartz voice: Since you've chosen NOT to play Russian Roulette, you'll be playing Bogies instead!
All: EWWWWWWWWW!
Dartz: The rules are simple, you go inside the Palace, find the most crowed room-remember this place is full of snobs, and each take turns saying Bogies. Here's the thing, the next person MUST say it louder than the last!
K-C: And what if we refuse?
Dartz: I'll turn you all inside out.
K-C: Gross.
Dartz: Ok then you all get started! I'm going to see to the others!
(In the room with the table and revolvers)
TR: What the bloody hell are we doing here!?
Dartz voice: You all will be playing Russian roulette!
*WARNING: (again) DO NOT PLAY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER!*
Bakura: Ok, errr how do you play?
Dartz: You see those revolvers?
All: Uh huh.
Dartz: You will all be split up into twos; one of the two will take a single bullet and place it in whatever one of the revolvers slots you want. Then you randomly turn the thingy around once you do that, hand the revolver to your partner, then count to 6. You partner must then place the gun against there head, pick a slot which they think is safe and fire, they must continue to do this until there is only one slot left.
Joey: YOU MEAN WE COULD SHOOT OURSELVES IF WE GET IT WRONG!?
Dartz voice: Exactly, refuse and you all die slow and painful deaths!
All: O.o
(in a HUGE arena.)
Jasmine: Okkkkkkkkkkkk where are we!?
Dartz voice: I've got something a little special planned for you.
Yami: Eep.
(the lights switch on, and across on the other side if the arena is Zidane.)
Dartz: You have to have a duel with Zidane
Jasmine: Two against one?
Dartz: Well if you'd like equal numbers....(Treno appears beside Zidane.)
(In the little room)
Joey's teamed with Duke
Ryou's teamed with Bakura
TIQ's teamed with the Tomb Robber
Malik's teamed with Marik
Kuja's teamed with Bio
Vivi's teamed with Eiko
Quina's teamed with Steiner
Freya's teamed with Amarant
*the first person in those teamups are loading the guns, the second are pointing the guns at themselves*
Joey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Duke: (puts the slot at 4) Ok I think this one's safe.
Varon: Anyone who tries to help their partner will have their girl/boyfriend killed.
Joey:........
Duke: (closes his eyes, pulls the trigger-)
BANG!
Joey: (splattered in Duke)
Varon: Ryou, Bakura, you're up next.
Ryou: (slides the revolver over to his yami.) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Bakura: (takes a deep breath) Ok I'll go with 6 first. (turns it to six, closes his eyes and puts it against his head)
Everyone else: (holds their breath)
Bakura: (squeezes the trigger-
(over to Alexandria palace *Evil aren't I?*)
(Y-K's currently in the lead)
Yugi: BOGIES!!!!!!!!!
Dartz voice: Ouuuuu and that's a 4.5 on the bogie scale!
Garnet's Court: (glare over at Yugi and the others)
Katy: Bo-........Bo- BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!
Dartz: A 4.6!
Kathy: (takes in a deep breath and-) BOGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(everyone runs out of the room laughing)
Dartz: An 8.2! Kathy is the winner!
(back in the room)
Bakura: (is ok! YAY!) Phew.....(turns it to one, puts it against his head and squeezes, is ok again (repeat until he's up to 4) HA!!!!!! IT IS IN FIVE! I KNEW IT! (nances around happily)
Ryou: Yayness.....(bangs his head off the table.)
Varon: TIQ and Tomb robbers turn.
TIQ: (gives the TR the revolver) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
TR: Ok I think it's in number 3, (puts it to four and pulls)
The gun: Click! Hey I can talk!
Varon: (takes the gun and sticks a silencer on it before handing it back to the TR)
TR: (continues until he gets to two.) YES!
TIQ: YAY!!!!!!
I'll just say the results
Marik-Safe
Bio-Safe
Eiko-Safe
Steiner-Blown away!
Amarant-Blown away!
(in the arena)
Zidane:.........Treno Light Arrow attack! Attack Yami's Black Magician!
Jasmine: ACK! WE NEED THAT CARD!
Yami: I activate, Magic Cylinder!
Black Magician: (holds onto the MC and the Light arrow shoots into it, before getting blasted back out again.)
Jasmine: YAY!
Treno: (blasts out another Light Arrow, which hit the first back, sending them both towards Yami and Jasmine.)
Y and J's life points: (go allllllllllll the way down to zero.)
Zidane: And now Treno, go and attack Alexandria!
Treno: (flies off)
Jasmine: EEEEEEEEEP!
Yami: Everyone's gonna die! Again!
Jasmine: (pouts) I suppose now Kikyo's not gonna get her engagement party???
Yami: ¬_¬ How can you think of romance at a time like this!?
Jasmine: (shrugs)
Zidane: (goes back to normal) Ouuuuuuuuuuuuu me bleeding head...
Yami: ZIDANE YOU BIG GIT! TRENO'S OFF TO DESTROY ALEXANDRIA CUZ OF YOU!
Jasmine: But- if Zidane's ok now, shouldn't Treno be too?
Yami: He might not be....
Zidane: Then again, he might.
Jasmine: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! ALEXANDRIA'S IN DANGER!
Zidane: You're right! (Whistles and calls a Silver Dragon.) Come on we'll catch up!
Yami: I hate dragon flights.....
Zidane: (pulls Jasmine up) You'd rather wait here?
Yami: Noooooooo.
Zidane: Then STOP WASTING TIME! (pulls him up too) WE'RE OFF TO ALEXANDRIA!
Ryu: (walks in) Why are you going there?
Zidane: Cuz Treno's off to destroy it.
Ryu: Oh........Thorn, Zorn and Kuja are at the extraction thing again.
Zidane: They have Eiko?
Ryu: Nope, Chi Mo.
Yami: (jumps off the Silver Dragon) Really, why her?
Ryu: They want to extract Blade.
Zidane: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?
Yami: THERE GONNA KILL BLADE!?
Zidane: They want to-KILL MY DAGGY WAG!?
Yami: (fumes) YOUR DAGGY WAG!?
Jasmine: Why the heck do you call her daggy anyway?
Zidane: (shrugs)
Ryu: AHEM! No, just take her from Chi Mo and age her up a bit.....she's really not much more of a child...she'll be a lot stronger if she grows up.....come to think of it, being summoned properly without all this yami hikari shite should make her stronger as well.
Yami: I'll have to stock up on bandages then.....
Zidane: What do you mean exactly?
Ryu: Well the process will be thus;- Summon, Fly, Roar, Blow half the countryside away, disappear until summoned again.
Zidane: COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Jasmine: Ok that's nice, now come on, let's find the others!
Ryu: (walks off)
Zidane, Yami and Jasmine: (climb back on the Sliver Dragon and fly off.)
(In Alexandria, somehow everyone that was in the revolver room is there in the castle with the others. Kuja's tried to take over the fic, and at the moment he and Bio are at war ^_^ goodie!)
Bio: (on one of the Alexandrian fleets boats) *she's got the entire fleet, including Dartz and Varon blasting at Kuja and his spawn of the mist* KUJA GET YOUR GIRLY FACE DOWN HERE, SO I CAN BLAST IT OFF! Black Mages, CONCENTRATE YOUR MAGICAL ENERGIES INTO A SINGLE SPELL! Kuja desires power? Then I'll show him it!
Kuja: (on the back of HIS Sliver Dragon.) *talking to himself...^^;;* HAHAHAHAHA! You're stupidity and ugliness is TRULY impressive Bio Sang, you're playing you part in this act EXACTLY as I had planned, but even an idiot like you knows there's only one hope for you to win..................stupid stick insect woman, why do you hesitate!? Fine then, I'LL make the first move, I'll give you a target you can't miss, Silver Dragon, descend! (it flies down and lands on the Alexandrian shore....)
(on the balcony of Alexandria Castle, everyone's watching and eating popcorn)
Mai: Well this sure beats sleeping on the docks.
Amarant: My money's on Kuja.
Vivi: Bio's using the others *black mages* like puppets!
Mai: Wake up Vivi, everyone uses the Black Mages as puppets
Vivi: (uses Firaga on Mai) Oops, my staff must have slipped
Mai: YEOW!
Yugi:....shouldn't we be trying to stop them?
Ryou: I don't see how we can, not when Zidane's still not here, and he's the only one out of us that can call Dragons.
(on the way to Alexandria)
Sliver Dragon: (whimpers)
Yami: What's wrong with your Dragon?
Zidane:..........He's scared.....(glares up at the sky towards Alexandria.) Come on we need to get there before Bio try's to summon Blade!
(On Bio's boat)
Varon: Ma'am the black mages have completed their perpetrations.
Bio: That insolent whelp! Now I can finish him off! (holds her dagger into the air) Come! Draconic Seedling! The Ex Eidolon; Fierce Deity!
(a HUGE circle of fire appears in the ocean, close to the Alexandrian fleet, after a moment or a huge burst of light emits from it, flies a fair distance upwards, before doing a sort of back-flip in mid air, flies back down to the water, before finally fading and revealing Blade (Dragon of course, as if you didn't already know) who flies like there's no tomorrow towards Kuja and his Sliver Dragon, causing to big waves since she's flying so close to the surface of the water.)
Kuja's Silver Dragon: (starts snarling and such)
Kuja: (motions for it to stay still before looking up and Blade with a rather satisfied smirk.)
Blade: (roars and such before using Mega-Flare, aiming it at Kuja and his dragon.)
Kuja: Shit! (grabs hold of the Sliver Dragon who flies off.)
Half the country side is incinerated, NOT BAD FOR ONE ATTACK!
Blade: (who is still pretty far from Kuja and now VERY high up.) *watches Kuja fly off while glaring at him.*
Kuja:......(a trail of blood makes it way down his forehead, which he touches, stares at his blood stained finger, and begins grinning madly.)
Ryu: (comes up behind everyone at the castle) I've heard the stories, but I never thought correctly summoning an EX would make it so powerful.
TIQ: AHH!? Where'd you come from!?
Ryu: (shrugs)
Amarant: *thinks* If Blade really does obey Zidane, I'd better watch out.
Vivi: Whoa! Kuja doesn't stand a chance now! Eiko isn't it-huh what's wrong?
Eiko: It's Mog, she's terrified!
TIQ: How come?
Ryu: Don't you know Eiko? Eidolons are guardians of the planet, Fierce Deity'll win for sure!
(back to Kuja!)
Kuja: Blood.....Hahahahahaha....Excellent Blade! Power, mobility, you truly are the best! You even hurt me....a little....and you STILL haven't developed fully yet! Hmm heh.hahahahaha, come to me my little dragon and I will show you what your kind are TRULY CAPABLE OF!
(Kuna puts both his hand into the air, and the huge eye on the bottom of the Invincible lowers down, emitting a really weird light, which affects Bios black Mages and Blade, the BM's just die and fall over, and Blade looks, and sounds, like she's being hurt.)
Bio: (closes her eyes and covers her ears.)
Kuja: (puts his index finger to his lips, sorta like a little girl would when one of her birthday/Christmas presents where being opened for her.)
Bio opens her eyes again and who should be hovering right in front of her?
Blade: (powers up another Mega-Flare)
Bio: Uh....this won't end well.
Blade: (uses it, blowing up Bio's ship, before using more on all the other ships, destroying the entire fleet.)
Seto: (covers Mokuba's eyes) Frigging hell!
Marik: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..pretty fire....
The others: ¬_¬....
Blade: (after destroying the fleet, flies up past Kuja and disappears leaving two temporary steaks of loosely intertwining blue light.)
Kuja: (brushes his hair away from his face) That went rather well. (flies off into the sunset on his dragon)
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CM: Is this a cliffy? And by the way we don't know anything about Varon and Dartz, or the Doom organisation apart from the names and what they look like, k?
Zidane: Shut UP! You're supposed to be dead!
CM: DEAD!?
Zidane: Or knocked out, whatever...
Squall: BASTARD!
Zidane: (chases Squall with a knife)
CM: ¬_¬ Errrrrrrr sorry for the bizzare chappie....this fics coming to a close pretty soon, maybe next chapter! If you'd like to be in the sequel, which isn't as random, (but isn't serious either!!!!!!!) then I'll need bios people! (set in the future btw....around eight years later to be exact!) Any who, thanks!