Thank you Sandy the hyper-active kitten!!! That was a good idea!
Thank you guys so much for all your luverly reviews! It's much appreciated!
Disclaimer: How many times do I have to tell you!?!?!?!?!?!?! I do not own CATS!!!!! I HAVE NOTHING!!!! NOTHING I TELLS YA!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY IS FATE SO CRUEL SO THAT I DO NOT OWN MUNGY!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!
...ahem.... at least I still have my DVD and various cast recordings. But still... it's just not the same!!! *runs away bawling*
OH and by the way, before I think it was set in the junkyard, now it's in a stage. No it doesn't make sense! A stage just appeared in the junkyard ok!?!? Geez, get off my back!
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MT: *comes back, normal*
Bomba: I thought we'd finished this!
CATS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: Doncha wanna take your bows?
CATS:....um...
MT: Great let's get started! CHORUS!!!! SING WHAT'S IN YOUR SCRIPTS!!!!
Chorus: *sings the vocal part to the megamix, (A/N I don't feel like writing it all out but basically it's like an overture only at the end and with words.... that made no sense.... oh well.... like anything else I do makes sense)*
Munku: *walks on stage wearing his precious sock* : D
CATS: *eye rolls*
Munku: I'd like to thank my agent-
Etccy: He has an agent?
Munku: -for getting me here
MT: Hey! As I recall, that was me forcing you to play the lead!
Munku: -my parents, and most important, the Everlasting Cat, without whom I wouldn't have this gift and
Tugger: What gift!?! You did take notice of the earplugs and protesting right???
MT: Munku, this isn't a speech, just a bow.
Munku: *oblivious* I would also like to thank the good folks at the Meow Mix coorporation. Meow Mix, so good, cats ask for it by name! I would also like to thank my third cousin, twice removed, Becky! I wish she could be here with me today and-
MT: GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!!!
Pounce/Tumble: *carry him off by his arms*
Munku: *still oblivious* and that cat who I bumped into on Tottenham Court Road this morning was also a huge inspiration to me and-
Pounce/Tumble: *fling him into the wings*
Munku: *still talking but no-one can hear him... not that anyone wants to but...*
MT: Jem, Deme... any day now!
Dem: Get out of the way shrimp! *pushes her out of the way*
Jem: I AM NOT A SHRIMP!!! *flings Deme behind her*
*catfight ensues to see who gets onstage first*
Jem: *MROW!!!*
Dem: Get OFF my tail!
Jem: *thinking* *suddenly points upward* Look! Up in the sky! It's.... MACAVITY!!!
Dem: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *passes out*
Jemi: *triumphantly takes her bow and walks offstage*
Electra: She sounds kinda like Etccy...
Etccy: Hey!
Tugger: *sneezes*
Etccy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! *passes out*
Macavity: That does it! I am SICK AND TIRED of Dem screaming my name, and fainting whenever my name is mentioned! WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?!?! *pauses for a second while his eye twitches*
... I KNOW WHAT I SHALL DO!!!! I SHALL RUN AWAY AND TRAIN A POLAR BEAR CIRCUS!!!!!!! WON'T THAT BE MARVELOUS!?!?!?!?! EEEEHEHEHEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!! *runs out, giggling dementedly*
MT: O.... keeey..... Dem take your bow already!
Dem: *unconscious*
MT: Pounce....
Pounce: *flings her off the stage*
MT: Thank you Pounce. NEXT!!!~
Tugger: *walks onstage*
Etccy: *wakes up*
Tugger: *gyrates hips and sings a blood-curdlingly high note*
Queen Kittens: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Etccy: *passes out*
Tugger: *grins and walks of stage*
MT: *waiting* um... Bustopher?
BJ: *waddles onstage with a half-eaten fish* *attempts to bow... wavers a bit...*
Vicci: Uh-oh
BJ: *falls off the stage next to Dem* oomph!!!!
MT: *sighs*
Bomba: *walks onstage* *bows*
Toms: *salivate*
Mates of the aforementioned toms: *clock aforementioned toms with whatever they can find, scripts, soda cans, lead weights...*
Bomba: *walks offstage*
Jenny: *walks onstage, bows walks off*
MT: Cass and Rumple...
Cass: _ fine *goes up, bows and goes back down*
Rumple: Wot'd she tike a baw far? She didn' daw anyfing!
Cass: *glares*
Rumple: ... 'ave ya evar nawticed 'ow wierd 'er oiyes get sometimes???
MT: Rumple just tike yar baw.... oh Bast it's rubbing offdon'tevensayitEtccy... I mean, take your bow
Etccy: *pouts* Geez, I just wanted to know!
Mungo: Oi dawnt get it, yeeow were roigh' tha first toime...
Rumple: *bows*.... *glares at Mungo*
Mungo: Wha?... oh! *cheers and whistles and stuff*
Rumple: Tho's betta *walks off stage*
MT: Ok, brothers you're up!
Alonzo: *runs onstage to find that it's just been cleaned (waxed) and slides right off to the other wing into Munku*
*CRASH!*
Alonzo: *feebly* ow...
Munku: -and Max, the butcher down the street, and Lea Salogna and my uncle Francis, oh wait, I don't have an uncle Francis, and Robert Preston and-
MT: NEXT!!!
*no-one goes up*
MT: Who's supposed to be next?
Jelly: Well, Macavity but he...
Mungo: Went ta pursue 'ees loifelawng droime.
Jemi: *pupils dilate and in a very high-pitched, corny voice says:* If you believe in yourself then all your dreams will come true!
Bomba:..... riiiiiiight....
MT: Pouncie....
Pounce: *flings her into the wing where Munku and Alonzo are*
Munku: -and the author of How to Become a Lead in a Play You're Being Forced To Put on by a Crazy Fan, and the teletubbies and-
MT: Well after him its Misto so go!
Misto: *transports himself onstage and appears in a cool magical-looking way*
Queens (and some toms): ooOOOOoo *big eyes*
Other Toms: *glare and mumble things along the lines of "show-off" and such*
Misto: *bows while levitating, then transports himself back to his seat*
Tumble: *goes onstage*
Pouncie: *sneaks up behind him*
Tumble: *bows*
Pouncie: *pushes him onto Dem and Bustopher and then takes his own bow*
Skimble: *runs onstage to help but winds up accidentally shoving Pounce off the stage* Oops! Um.... *takes his bows and runs off the stage*
(A/N at this point there are two piles of felines, one in the wings consisting of Munku, Jemi and Alonzo and one at the bottom of the stage consisting of Deme, Bustopher, Pounce and Tumble)
Plato: *being one to follow the crowd bows and jumps off onto the pile of cats below him*
Mungo: *walks onstage with his usual cockiness that I happen to find irresistable ; )*
Rumple: *whistles*
MT: *screams in an Etcetera-like fashion* WE LOVE YOU MUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mungo: *lapping it up, bows and grins*
MT: *once again, screams in an Etccy-like fashion*
Rumple: *clocks me over the head with those lead weights I mentioned...*
MT: Ok... I'm good, I'm good, I'm sane...
Etccy: *runs onstage does a little bow thing* TUGGER ROCKS! PEACE! *runs offstage*
MT: Ok, Cori and Tant, you're up.
Cori: NOOOOO!
Tant: IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!
MT: What's not fair?
Cori: We're always stuck together!
Tant: It's always 'coriandtant'!
Cori: And in credits!
Tant: We're always
Cori: together!
Tant: I AM MY OWN CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cori: Me too!!!!
Tant: I am getting a HUGE identity crisis!!!
Vicci: She's been spending too much time with Exotica
Exotica: Hey! Why wasn't I in this fic!?!
MT: Well, you're not really a cat.... are you?
Exotica: Sure! I was there with Cassi when the Pharoahs commissioned the Sphinx!
MT: yeah but.... do you really exist?
Exotica: GRRRR!!!! *runs off to see therapist*
Tant: ahem!
Cori: We're in the middle of breakdowns here!
Tant: so rude!
MT: sorry guys... I guess... I mean... you are pretty much the same cat ya know...
Cori: WE
Tant: ARE
Cori: NOT
Tant: THE
Cori: SAME
Both: CAT!!!!!
MT: I didn't say you were the SAME exactly... but Cori, you're basically Tant in a tom's body.
Tant: Ok that's just really wierd to think about....
Cori: BUT IT'S
Tant: NOT TRUE!!!!
MT: Ok I believe you... now go up and take your little bows that will undoubtedly be in perfect sync with each other!
Cori/Tant: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH!!!!!!!!!! *run off to see THEIR therapists*
MT: *sighs* Chorus, just run up and take your bows...
Everyone else: *runs up and takes their bows*
MT: Ok everyone go back to all of your seats.
*everyone does exept...*
MT: Munku???
Munku: *still in the wings* and Elton John and most importantly, my mum!!!!! *walks back out onto the stage, bows and walks off*
MT: *looks at him*
Munku: Shouldn't everyone else take their bows now?
MT: *sighs*
Munku: Well???
Tugger: *clocks him*
CATS: THANK YOU TUGGER!!!!!!!!!!
Etccy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *passes out*
MT: Well that brings our little performance to an end.
CATS: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: BUT!
CATS: uh-oh
MT: But don't be sad! For there shall be more fics in the not-so-distant future!
CATS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: We have to finish Tumblebrutus on the pipe. Which means that for the first time in about a year, I will *gulps* eject my CATS DVD from the DVD player! *strikes a dramatic pose*
*crickets chirp*
MT: Well anyway, I need to watch Fiddler to refresh my memory a bit. After that I was thinking maybe.... The Music.... Cat....
CATS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
MT: Or, due to my recent discovery of how there are seven kittens and seven VonTrapp kids....
Kittens: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: But I think The Music Cat might work... we could have... hmmm.... how about Alonzo as Harold Hill and Bomba as Marian Paroo?
Alonzo/Bomba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MT: Or... Mungojerrie as Hill and Rumpleteazer as Marian!
Mungo/Rumple: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
MT: yeah I guess that Cockney Iowans wouldn't work so well.... I know!!! Etccy and Pouncie!!!
Etccy/Pounce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MT: I have a parody in mind, it's name will be The Music CAT, It's plot is of the corny kind! With convienent love and- *is hit by a boot* *glares* You can go now
Misto: All the doors are locked!
MT: Man you guys are stupid!!!! Did you even TRY to open them! There aren't even locks on them!!!!
CATS:.... RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they do*
MT: *cleans up the dropped scripts and sock while singing* Etcarian sweet librian....
*fade out*
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You guys are so nice! Thank you so much for the reviews! To me, reviews are like chocolate: if I have some, I'm happier than Etccy around Tugger...so um.... yeah. So far I only have Tumblebrutus on the Pipe up but I'll be starting The Music CAT shortly so um... stay tuned! ... Now I sound like a feature presentation announcer lady thing so I'll stop now 'cos I'm confusing myself (not very hard, mind you but....) over and out!