--Strange adventures in randomness--

Disclaimer: no, I don't own anything. And you should be glad I don't, too. I would have Knives win every battle and Meryl wouldn't exist....ahhh......the PMS woman gone....that would be awesome.

Summary: hmmm....random doings....maybe later I will come up with a plot

Anyway, on to the story!

--Chapter one-- [event #...ah...what # was it? oh, right right...1]

Knives was singing the song from the Yoplait yogurt commercial as he sat in his corner watching Teletubbies. The only thing he thought the spiders could make well was yogurt.

"You are my fluffy one, my little fluffy-wuffy one the makes my mouth go yum!" Knives sang around his mouthful of yogurt, while watching Po skip across the screen, completely unaware that his brother was watching him from across the room, talking to Milly and Meryl.

"You know, I don't think he ever quite recovered from that time wolfwood smacked him in the head with his cross-punisher, do you?" said vash staring at knives wondering what the hell had happened to him.

"Nope," said Meryl, "I don't think so..."

Milly skipped across the room and tapped knives on his shoulder

"You like this show too, Mr.Knives?"

Knives nodded; still too engrossed in the show to care that a spider was touching him. Milly sat down next to him and started to watch Teletubbies, but Meryl pulled her away from the TV.

"What?" milly asked

"Don't be stupid milly! Crazy homicidal psychopaths don't just go sitting around watching Teletubbies!"

"So? Mr. Knives is nice now!"

Meryl just stared at milly and then she started to laugh crazily. Vash started to scream and run in circles. Milly sat down and read a huge book on philosophy and knives kept on eating his yogurt and singing his song.