Richard: Ok guys greatest idea for a story.

Ryan: Oh, do tell *shoves a handful of pocorn in mouth.

Richard: Ok we pretend to interview the characters of Golden Sun!

Alex: Sucks

Bryan: Huh?

Ryan: Ditto

Alex: With who?

Ryan: What was the question?

Alex: I dunno, pass the popcorn.

Richard: I hate my life

*Richard goes online to talk with Frank*

Frank: Hey

Richard: New movie idea.

*Explains movie*

Frank: Nice. Looking forward to it!

Bryan: Hey Dully...what...what are you doing...no! STOP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Richard: OK I'm starting now. *Kicks Star Magicians Recover Ball*

Star Magician recovers 1500 hp!

Richard: Oy vie.

Sir Sizzlin Studios Presents!

An Interview with the Cast of Golden Sun

An extremely fucked up FanFic attempt!

Subject 1: Felix!

Richard: Hey! Felix can we ask you a few questions!

Felix: ...

Richard: Thanks for your time. My first question is why don't you ever talk? Is it like a virus

Isaac passed on to you?

Felix: No, that's a minor misunderstanding, see we do that to get the players pissed off, I mean,

how stupid is it when the protagonist doesn't say a damn word! Its quite funny, watching them get all sensitive (giggle)

Richard: Interesting. So whats it like to be the main character of the game?

Felix: Dude its awesome, the chicks are like all over me!

Jenna: Not one your life bro.

Felix: Jenna! Your like, embarrasing me! (Felix's Sol Blade lets put a howl! Megg-)

Isaac: Gimme that back. (Isaac takes Sol Blade)

Felix: (sweats) Next question please.

Richard: ...(taps pen on note pad)

Felix: (his armour is drenched with sweat)

Richard: Oh! Ahem. Yes where were we? (Examines notepad)

Felix: (throws a twig at a bat)

Bat was felled!

Felix: (snicker)

Bat1-100 appeared!

Felix: Oops...

Richard: So when...

Felix: NO COMMENT! (runs away)

Richard: Excellent...

Subject 2: Jenna! coming soon!

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