Interviewing the Characters Part Three!
Richard: (runs in room and kills everyone with a machine gun before they can react)
Dullahan: That cant kill me.
Richard: Don't care. I'm starting Part 3.
Star Magician: I...I don't get kicked today?
Richard: No.
Star Magician: Yay! (Hugs balls)
Dullahan: (walks up and cuts all of Star Magicians balls into pieces)
Star Magician: (looks down at balls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Subject 3: Piers!
Piers: Good evening sir!
Richard: Hello Piers! How are you?
Piers: Pretty good considering that I just got out of the Sea of Time.
Richard: So how is Lemuria doing?
Piers: Doing 10 times better considering that old man Conservato is gone BADABING!
Richard: So no one liked him.
Piers: Not even his mommy!
Richard: I always pictured you polite in the Golden Sun, but all the characters seem to change after they get off the set, is that with all the characters?
Piers: Have you seen Felix yet?
Richard: Yes
Piers: 'Nuff said BADABING!
Richard: Badabing indeed. (Sigh)
Piers: What was that?
Richard: Oh nothing. Next question. Of which of the Golden Sun characters do you like?
Piers: Promise you wont tell?
Richard: Not a thing anyone says leaves this room. (Gets pen and notepad ready behind his back)
Piers: (mumbles something)
Richard: Excuse me?
Piers: (mumbles again)
Richard: SAY IT LOUDER!
Piers: JENNA!
Jenna: You rang?
Piers: Oh...why hello there Jenna, excuse us please, for a moment, whilst we finish this interview.
Jenna: OK Bye! (glares at Richard)
Richard: (Glares back) Aha! You only act polite when Jenna's around! If Jenna wasn't in the game you'd prolly be the most badass character!
Piers: Lies! All of them!
Richard: Wait! Before we get in a fist fight can I ask you a few more questionars?
Piers: Shure.
Richard: Its sure.
Ryan: DUDE! Not this again!
Richard: Fine! How old are you really!
Piers: 18
Richard: Liar!
Piers: Like you would know my age!
Richard: Hey mister! I played the game! You said, "In Lemuria time passes very slowly! People age very slowly!" In fact those two "Kids" were older than Kraden goddamnit!
Piers: But I'm 18!!!!!!!!!
Richard: DENIAL!
Piers: It is not!
Richard: Before the show I got your oath on not saying any lies! Your commiting purgery! Arrest him!
Piers: For lying about my age?!
Richard: AHA! Confess now why doncha!
Piers: I didn't say anything!
Richard: You said "For lying about my age." therefore you're lying! Tell me how old you are and I wont call the cops!
Piers: You didn't even make me take an oath! And I'm not a day over 30!
Richard: AHA! Lied again! You just said you were 18!
Piers: Liar!
Richard: Boy I'll bash you good! (Jumps over the table and tackles Piers)
Piers: Im....NOT....OLD!
Richard: You're among friends you can tell us!
Piers: I can?
(Fighting stops)
Richard: Yes! Yes you can!
Piers: Ok...phew...i'm....18.
Richard: OH MY GOD! TELL ME! (jumps on Piers again)
(half an hour later)
Richard: Huff...pant...puff
Piers: Oh...my....I'm.....tired.
Richard: Why are we fighting?
Piers: I dunno, when you get old your memory is the first to go.
Richard: How old are you?
Piers: 71 years old.
Richard: That's it! Only 71!
Piers: What did you expect!
Richard: Somewhere along the lines of 300.
Piers: Nope.
Richard: I'm sorry I tried to kill you.
Piers: Me too, I love you man!
Viewer1: What the hell! This episode sucked! The fighting ended all happy like!
Viewer2: It was so inspirational!
Ryan: Sucked.
Bryan: Sucks
Alex: Blows.
Coming up next!
Subject 4: Sheba!
Richard: (runs in room and kills everyone with a machine gun before they can react)
Dullahan: That cant kill me.
Richard: Don't care. I'm starting Part 3.
Star Magician: I...I don't get kicked today?
Richard: No.
Star Magician: Yay! (Hugs balls)
Dullahan: (walks up and cuts all of Star Magicians balls into pieces)
Star Magician: (looks down at balls) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Subject 3: Piers!
Piers: Good evening sir!
Richard: Hello Piers! How are you?
Piers: Pretty good considering that I just got out of the Sea of Time.
Richard: So how is Lemuria doing?
Piers: Doing 10 times better considering that old man Conservato is gone BADABING!
Richard: So no one liked him.
Piers: Not even his mommy!
Richard: I always pictured you polite in the Golden Sun, but all the characters seem to change after they get off the set, is that with all the characters?
Piers: Have you seen Felix yet?
Richard: Yes
Piers: 'Nuff said BADABING!
Richard: Badabing indeed. (Sigh)
Piers: What was that?
Richard: Oh nothing. Next question. Of which of the Golden Sun characters do you like?
Piers: Promise you wont tell?
Richard: Not a thing anyone says leaves this room. (Gets pen and notepad ready behind his back)
Piers: (mumbles something)
Richard: Excuse me?
Piers: (mumbles again)
Richard: SAY IT LOUDER!
Piers: JENNA!
Jenna: You rang?
Piers: Oh...why hello there Jenna, excuse us please, for a moment, whilst we finish this interview.
Jenna: OK Bye! (glares at Richard)
Richard: (Glares back) Aha! You only act polite when Jenna's around! If Jenna wasn't in the game you'd prolly be the most badass character!
Piers: Lies! All of them!
Richard: Wait! Before we get in a fist fight can I ask you a few more questionars?
Piers: Shure.
Richard: Its sure.
Ryan: DUDE! Not this again!
Richard: Fine! How old are you really!
Piers: 18
Richard: Liar!
Piers: Like you would know my age!
Richard: Hey mister! I played the game! You said, "In Lemuria time passes very slowly! People age very slowly!" In fact those two "Kids" were older than Kraden goddamnit!
Piers: But I'm 18!!!!!!!!!
Richard: DENIAL!
Piers: It is not!
Richard: Before the show I got your oath on not saying any lies! Your commiting purgery! Arrest him!
Piers: For lying about my age?!
Richard: AHA! Confess now why doncha!
Piers: I didn't say anything!
Richard: You said "For lying about my age." therefore you're lying! Tell me how old you are and I wont call the cops!
Piers: You didn't even make me take an oath! And I'm not a day over 30!
Richard: AHA! Lied again! You just said you were 18!
Piers: Liar!
Richard: Boy I'll bash you good! (Jumps over the table and tackles Piers)
Piers: Im....NOT....OLD!
Richard: You're among friends you can tell us!
Piers: I can?
(Fighting stops)
Richard: Yes! Yes you can!
Piers: Ok...phew...i'm....18.
Richard: OH MY GOD! TELL ME! (jumps on Piers again)
(half an hour later)
Richard: Huff...pant...puff
Piers: Oh...my....I'm.....tired.
Richard: Why are we fighting?
Piers: I dunno, when you get old your memory is the first to go.
Richard: How old are you?
Piers: 71 years old.
Richard: That's it! Only 71!
Piers: What did you expect!
Richard: Somewhere along the lines of 300.
Piers: Nope.
Richard: I'm sorry I tried to kill you.
Piers: Me too, I love you man!
Viewer1: What the hell! This episode sucked! The fighting ended all happy like!
Viewer2: It was so inspirational!
Ryan: Sucked.
Bryan: Sucks
Alex: Blows.
Coming up next!
Subject 4: Sheba!