I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I did would I even write this?
And I don't own pixie stix,
or anything else I put in the story except the plot.
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Jason: This is my first fic so please don't flame.
Yami Jason: You heard him...don't flame OR ELSE!
Jason: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! EVIL YAMI ALERT!!!
EVIL YAMI ALERT!!! *runs around screaming*
Yami Jason: What evil yami? I don't see any evil yamis.
*looks around innocently*
Jason: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE EVIL YAMI AGAIN!!! *points at Yami Jason*
Yami Jason: Are you accusing me of being an evil yami???
Jason: YES!!!
Yami Jason: Why?
Jason: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!
Yami Jason: No I'm not.
Jason: YES YOU ARE!!! NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I GET HYPER!!!!!
Yami Jason: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK HYPER HIKARI THREAT
HYPER HIKARI THREAT!!!!!
Jason: Now it's your turn to scream.
*pulls out bag of sugar menacingly*
Yami Jason: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jason: Well, better start the fic.
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Yugi was MAD! Yami Malik had banished Mai to the shadow realm, but even worse was the fact that he had stolen Yugis Pixie Stix! He HAD to get them back! When Yugi stepped out of his room to find Yami Malik, he felt the blimp shake
and heard a voice going...
"BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!"
Then Yugi saw Kaiba and went over to ask about the blimp shaking.
Yugi: WHY IS THE BLIMP SHAKING KAIBA!?
Kaiba: *at same time*WHAT IS THIS INFERNAL RACKET YUGI!?
Both: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS NOISE!
Kaiba: I THINK MALIK FOUND THE TRAMPOLINE!
Yugi: *at same time*I THINK MALIK IS EATING MY PIXIE STIX
Kaiba: HE SHOULD KNOW THAT THAT TRAMPOLINE IS ONLY FOR A SUGAR HIGH MOKUBA!
Yugi *at same time...again...* HE SHOULD KNOW THAT STEALING IS WRONG
AND I BOUGHT THOSE WITH MY OWN MONEY!
Both:I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS RACKET!
Tea walks out of room wondering what all the noise was about.
Tea: WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE ABOUT!?
Kaiba: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK EVIL FRIENDSHIP RANTER!!! *runs away screaming*
Tea: THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDSHIPPY YOU KNOW!
Then they all heard a voice...
Voice: MUST HAVE PIZZA... PIZZA YUMMY... I LIKE PIZZA...
Tea: WHO IS THAT!?
Tristan walks out of his room looking sleepy.
Tristan: JOEY JUST WOKE ME UP SLEEPTALKING ABOUT PIZZA!
Yugi: SO THAT'S WHAT THE VOICE WAS.
Tristan: WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET ABOUT ANYWAYS!?
Yugi:YAMI MALIK STOLE MY PIXIE STIX
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS A TRAMPOLINE!
Sleeptalking Joey: GIMME THAT DONUT! I WANT THAT DONUT!
MMMM IT'S A GOOD DONUT. YUMMM!
Tristan: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO WAKE HIM UP SO HE DOESN'T SLEEPTALK!
*walks into Joey's bedroom and dumps convieniently placed bucket of water onto Joey's head*
Joey: *doesn't wake up*
Tristan: *slaps Joey across the face with sandpaper*
Joey: OUCH! HOW DARE YOU!*pulls out convieniently place whip and chases Tristan across the room snapping it* YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Tea: Joey, Tristan why don't you do something less destructive?
Joey: Yeah so where's the TV???
Mokuba: I'll show you where it is!
Joey:ALRIGHT!
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2 minutes later
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TV:Welcome to the Funny bunny Television marathon
and here's our show*shows funny bunny on tv*
Joey:* clicks remote*
TV:*shows funny bunny*
Joey: *clicks remote*
TV *shows funny bunny*
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42,892 clicks later
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Joey: IS THERE ANYTHING BUT FUNNY BUNNY ON TV!? EVEN ANIMAL PLANET HAD FUNNY BUNNY! THERE IS NO END TO THE TORTURE!
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Meanwhile, Kaiba is setting the course for island
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Kaiba: Set landing course for KaibaCorp Island.
Computer: Affirmative, setting crash course for Atlantic Ocean.
Kaiba: NO! Set landing course for KaibaCorp Island.
Computer: Affirmative, setting crash course for Arctic ocean.
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And I don't own pixie stix,
or anything else I put in the story except the plot.
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Jason: This is my first fic so please don't flame.
Yami Jason: You heard him...don't flame OR ELSE!
Jason: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! EVIL YAMI ALERT!!!
EVIL YAMI ALERT!!! *runs around screaming*
Yami Jason: What evil yami? I don't see any evil yamis.
*looks around innocently*
Jason: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE EVIL YAMI AGAIN!!! *points at Yami Jason*
Yami Jason: Are you accusing me of being an evil yami???
Jason: YES!!!
Yami Jason: Why?
Jason: BECAUSE YOU ARE!!!
Yami Jason: No I'm not.
Jason: YES YOU ARE!!! NOW GO AWAY BEFORE I GET HYPER!!!!!
Yami Jason: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK HYPER HIKARI THREAT
HYPER HIKARI THREAT!!!!!
Jason: Now it's your turn to scream.
*pulls out bag of sugar menacingly*
Yami Jason: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Jason: Well, better start the fic.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yugi was MAD! Yami Malik had banished Mai to the shadow realm, but even worse was the fact that he had stolen Yugis Pixie Stix! He HAD to get them back! When Yugi stepped out of his room to find Yami Malik, he felt the blimp shake
and heard a voice going...
"BOUNCY BOUNCY BOUNCY!"
Then Yugi saw Kaiba and went over to ask about the blimp shaking.
Yugi: WHY IS THE BLIMP SHAKING KAIBA!?
Kaiba: *at same time*WHAT IS THIS INFERNAL RACKET YUGI!?
Both: I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS NOISE!
Kaiba: I THINK MALIK FOUND THE TRAMPOLINE!
Yugi: *at same time*I THINK MALIK IS EATING MY PIXIE STIX
Kaiba: HE SHOULD KNOW THAT THAT TRAMPOLINE IS ONLY FOR A SUGAR HIGH MOKUBA!
Yugi *at same time...again...* HE SHOULD KNOW THAT STEALING IS WRONG
AND I BOUGHT THOSE WITH MY OWN MONEY!
Both:I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS RACKET!
Tea walks out of room wondering what all the noise was about.
Tea: WHAT IS ALL THIS NOISE ABOUT!?
Kaiba: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK EVIL FRIENDSHIP RANTER!!! *runs away screaming*
Tea: THAT'S NOT VERY FRIENDSHIPPY YOU KNOW!
Then they all heard a voice...
Voice: MUST HAVE PIZZA... PIZZA YUMMY... I LIKE PIZZA...
Tea: WHO IS THAT!?
Tristan walks out of his room looking sleepy.
Tristan: JOEY JUST WOKE ME UP SLEEPTALKING ABOUT PIZZA!
Yugi: SO THAT'S WHAT THE VOICE WAS.
Tristan: WHAT'S ALL THE RACKET ABOUT ANYWAYS!?
Yugi:YAMI MALIK STOLE MY PIXIE STIX
AND IT SOUNDS LIKE HE HAS A TRAMPOLINE!
Sleeptalking Joey: GIMME THAT DONUT! I WANT THAT DONUT!
MMMM IT'S A GOOD DONUT. YUMMM!
Tristan: THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO WAKE HIM UP SO HE DOESN'T SLEEPTALK!
*walks into Joey's bedroom and dumps convieniently placed bucket of water onto Joey's head*
Joey: *doesn't wake up*
Tristan: *slaps Joey across the face with sandpaper*
Joey: OUCH! HOW DARE YOU!*pulls out convieniently place whip and chases Tristan across the room snapping it* YOU IDIOT, WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Tea: Joey, Tristan why don't you do something less destructive?
Joey: Yeah so where's the TV???
Mokuba: I'll show you where it is!
Joey:ALRIGHT!
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2 minutes later
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TV:Welcome to the Funny bunny Television marathon
and here's our show*shows funny bunny on tv*
Joey:* clicks remote*
TV:*shows funny bunny*
Joey: *clicks remote*
TV *shows funny bunny*
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42,892 clicks later
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Joey: IS THERE ANYTHING BUT FUNNY BUNNY ON TV!? EVEN ANIMAL PLANET HAD FUNNY BUNNY! THERE IS NO END TO THE TORTURE!
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Meanwhile, Kaiba is setting the course for island
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Kaiba: Set landing course for KaibaCorp Island.
Computer: Affirmative, setting crash course for Atlantic Ocean.
Kaiba: NO! Set landing course for KaibaCorp Island.
Computer: Affirmative, setting crash course for Arctic ocean.
Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!