Jason:*to lawyers*Do i HAVE to say it???

Lawyers: Yes.

Jason: Why?

Lawyers:*pull out bazookas* Because.

Jason: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or ANYTHING ELSE i put in this story.

And to answer a reviewers question, Bakura has been banished to the Shadow Realm by Yami Malik.

Yami Jason: I ONLY TALK IN CAPS LOCK BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUN!

Jason: Stupid Yami.........................

Yami Jason: WOW! 25 PERIODS! THAT'S A LOT!

Jason:*pulls out mega bag of Pixie Stix*

Yami Jason:*screams and runs off*

Jason: That works like a charm. Well, better get back to the story

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Kaiba: Why does this computer want me to crash on the North Pole!?

I told it to go to KaibaCorp Island!*walks out to tell the other passengers on the blimp* My computer wants us to crash on the North Pole.

Yugi: WHAT!?

Kaiba: we're going to crash on the north pole in 5 minutes 54.8903

seconds.

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5 minutes 54.8903 seconds later...

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CRUNCH

Joey: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Yugi: We just crashed on the north pole.

Kaiba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY KAIBACORP-BRAND BLIMP!!!

IT'S RUINED

Mokuba: Well at least my KaibaCorp-brand gameboy's al right

Joey: *sees giant box of jelly donuts* DDDDDOOOOOOOOOONNNNNUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTSSSSS

Mokuba: Joey why don't you have a KaibaCorp-brand jelly donut

and some KaibaCorp-brand milk to wash it down

Kaiba: why don't we head outside to see what we're on?

Mokuba: Good idea Seto!

Kaiba:*sees that they're on ice*

*tests ice with kaibacorp brand ski pole*

Ice:*breaks*

Kaiba: Uh-Oh.

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scene switch. i'm going to include Noah Kaiba now.

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Noah: I've got Kaiba right where i want him. He's stuck to the north pole by my KaibaCorp-brand magnet machine which attracts anything metal.*KaibaCorp-brand Torpedo hits magnet machine*

Noah: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh

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scene switch back to blimp

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Mokuba: I know Seto! Lets use our KaibaCorp-brand life rafts to go to that big island of ice over there

Voice: HOHOHOHOHO*flies overhead in sleigh pulled by reindeer*

Mokuba: was that Santa Claus?

(note from author:no i do not believe in santa claus but he will be important later on)

Kaiba: Santa Claus doesn't exist Mokuba.

Why don't we use the KaibaCorp-brand life rafts to go to that

big island of ice over there?

Yugi: Ok we'd better get on it then.

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5 Hours later

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Joey: We've been paddling for 5 hours now i'm getting tired.....

Yugi: Same here. I think the island was just a mirage...

Joey: Same here *falls asleep*

BUMP!

Joey: WHAT WAS THAT!?

Yugi: Uh Joey, i think we're on the island.

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