The Quest for the Author's Birthday Cake
By: Sakura
I WILL ACCEPT CAMEOS! If that's what they are called . . . Anyway since tomorrow is mah birthday I have decided to write this wacko story . . .
ON WITH THE FIC!
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Sakura: Birthday cake senses tingling . . . TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!
*In the kitchen*
Ansem: I SHALL HARNESS THE POWERS OF THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE, AND MAKE THEM MINE! THEN I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH DARKNESS!!!
*the candles walk off the cake*
Ansem: NO STOP! I WISH TO RULE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The candles beat him up*
Sakura: MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slow motion running*
Ansem: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *disappears*
Sakura: MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying* NOW HOW CAN ALL MY FRIENDS COME TO HAVE THE BEST CAKE EVER! IT HAD ALL THE COOL VILLIANS AND SORA'S FACE ON IT! AND ALL THE COOL PEOPLES FROM THE FINAL FANTASYS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND FOR ZELDA IT HAD LEON! AND CLOUD FOR ME!!!!
Zelda: *pops in* What's wrong? You usually torture people with me on your birthday!
Sakura: MY BIRTHDAY CAKE WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!! BY ANSEM!!!!!!!!
Zelda: YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH LEON ON IT?!?!??!?!? AND FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, SORA?
Sakura: *sob* YES!!
Zelda: *GASP*
Sakura: NOW YOU SEE!
Zelda: We must get him at once, but first! *turns Sora into a plushie and gives it to Sakura* You need to stay here in Author place or whatever . . .
Sakura: OK! *huggles Sora plushie, unknowing*
Zelda: I need some recruits! *entire cast of Kingdom Hearts appears* umm that should do . . .
Sakura: NOW FIND MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HOLDS SUCH POWERS TO DESTROY THE WORLDS!!!!!
Cast: YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!
Sakura: FOLLOW ORDERS FROM ZELDA!!!!!
Cast: *scared* Ok . . . . *cowering*
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UMM yeah, the quest to get my birthday cake back . . . NOW REVIEW OR THE CAKE WILL BLOW UP YOUR PLANET!!!! FEAR MY AWESOME CAKE!!!!!!
Umm yea whatever . . . R&R please . . . I want to know if I should continue . . . AND IF YOU DON'T REVIEW I WILL ANYWAY!!
Zelda: I am surrounded by idiots . . .
A/N: if you want to understand some things throughout the story and plot (*gasp* yes I might have a plot!!!!!!!!) you will have to read, "We all have Issues, Ours are Just More Important on Zelda Saturn Mistress's account.
Zelda and Sakura: POPULATION: RABID TOOTHLESS MIDGET CLOWNS!
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By: Sakura
I WILL ACCEPT CAMEOS! If that's what they are called . . . Anyway since tomorrow is mah birthday I have decided to write this wacko story . . .
ON WITH THE FIC!
```````````````````````````````````````Prologue `````````````````````````````````````````````````````
Sakura: Birthday cake senses tingling . . . TO THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!
*In the kitchen*
Ansem: I SHALL HARNESS THE POWERS OF THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE, AND MAKE THEM MINE! THEN I SHALL RULE THE WORLD WITH DARKNESS!!!
*the candles walk off the cake*
Ansem: NO STOP! I WISH TO RULE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The candles beat him up*
Sakura: MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slow motion running*
Ansem: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *disappears*
Sakura: MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crying* NOW HOW CAN ALL MY FRIENDS COME TO HAVE THE BEST CAKE EVER! IT HAD ALL THE COOL VILLIANS AND SORA'S FACE ON IT! AND ALL THE COOL PEOPLES FROM THE FINAL FANTASYS!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AND FOR ZELDA IT HAD LEON! AND CLOUD FOR ME!!!!
Zelda: *pops in* What's wrong? You usually torture people with me on your birthday!
Sakura: MY BIRTHDAY CAKE WAS STOLEN!!!!!!!!! BY ANSEM!!!!!!!!
Zelda: YOU MEAN THE ONE WITH LEON ON IT?!?!??!?!? AND FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, SORA?
Sakura: *sob* YES!!
Zelda: *GASP*
Sakura: NOW YOU SEE!
Zelda: We must get him at once, but first! *turns Sora into a plushie and gives it to Sakura* You need to stay here in Author place or whatever . . .
Sakura: OK! *huggles Sora plushie, unknowing*
Zelda: I need some recruits! *entire cast of Kingdom Hearts appears* umm that should do . . .
Sakura: NOW FIND MAH BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HOLDS SUCH POWERS TO DESTROY THE WORLDS!!!!!
Cast: YES MA'AM!!!!!!!!
Sakura: FOLLOW ORDERS FROM ZELDA!!!!!
Cast: *scared* Ok . . . . *cowering*
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UMM yeah, the quest to get my birthday cake back . . . NOW REVIEW OR THE CAKE WILL BLOW UP YOUR PLANET!!!! FEAR MY AWESOME CAKE!!!!!!
Umm yea whatever . . . R&R please . . . I want to know if I should continue . . . AND IF YOU DON'T REVIEW I WILL ANYWAY!!
Zelda: I am surrounded by idiots . . .
A/N: if you want to understand some things throughout the story and plot (*gasp* yes I might have a plot!!!!!!!!) you will have to read, "We all have Issues, Ours are Just More Important on Zelda Saturn Mistress's account.
Zelda and Sakura: POPULATION: RABID TOOTHLESS MIDGET CLOWNS!
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!