The Quest for the Author's Cake
By: Sakura
Ok so this is the next chapter . . Just read ! AND REVIEW! I LIKE REVEIWS!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FLAME! MY CAKE EATS FLAMES!
Ok time to answer the reviews
Some 1 u dont know: Ok, I am a girl. You think I'm scary? COOL!!!!!!!!! So uh here's the next chapter! And while you're reading it have a cookie!*hands you cookie*
Snowgirl7: Well, THANK YOU! Here is the next chapter . . . have a cookie!*hands you cookie*
Siyengo: OMG OMG! I GOT A REVIEW FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUHTORS!!!! *passes out from excitement*
Riku: *picks up the list that fell from her hand* Ok well what she wanted to say was: I like cheesecake! Hmm I thought originally it should be an ice cream cake . . . but I could make it a cheesecake! Yeah I think I will. AND THE RANDOM WILL EXPLODE IN AXOLOTL GOODNESS! Yes poor Zudi . . . THANX FOR THE REVIEW! XD *Riku hands you cheesecake in place of Sakura* By the way? HOW DID FIGURE OUT THAT THE RANDOM ACTUALLY WILL EXPLODE!!!!! GAH! *RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES*
Sakura: Well I think that's all.
And I will accept Cameos (still if that what you call them). . . Just tell me what they look like, what they do, who in the cast they hate or like .. . and so on . . . OK LETS JUST GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
``````````````````Hot Topics, Random People, and Family Photographs?``````````````````````
Sakura: *sitting at computer and staring dreamily at a Hot Topics shirt with the Halloween versions of all the characters on it*
*Aragorn randomly appears*
Aragorn: I am here to torment you!
Sakura: You don't have a good entrance . .
Aragorn: *pout*
Sakura: Go away!
Aragorn: NO!!!!!!! Sakura: Do the words "Arwen" and "Love" mean anything to you?
Aragorn: *gulp* You wouldn't!
Sakura: I would! *evil grin*
Aragorn: NOOOOOOO! *flees room before anyone can blink*
Zelda: pretty good time!
Sakura: What are you doing here? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Zelda: Don't worry, Ansem is still having trouble getting out of the trance set by the sparkly, explody, EVIL!, and cool candles on your cake.
Sakura: They came back?
Zelda: They felt homeless.
Sakura: Oh
Zelda: ANYWAY! YOU CANNOT SCARE OFF ARAGORN LIKE THAT! I NEED HIM FOR SLASH STORIES!
Sakura: I'LL DO WHAT I WANT! DON'T MAKE ME SEND RABID LYCANS ON YOU!
Zelda: You cannot kill me! I AM THE GODDESS OF DEATH! I CANNOT BE HURT!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *pokes Zelda*
Zelda: OWWWWWIE! THAT HURT!
Sakura: *smirk*
Zelda: *disappears*
*********************With Cloud******************* Cloud: DIE CERBERUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerberus: This is just too easy! *swipes at Cloud who is pointing his sword in the other direction, but unfortunately misses*
Cloud: BACK FIEND!!!!*throws sword at an innocent bystander 500 feet away from the Cerberus*
Cerberus: *swipes at Cloud again, but Cloud's shield of stupidity sends the Cerberus flying back into the Underworld*
Cloud: VICTORY IS *doink* *drool*
Sephiroth: YES!!!!! I NAILED HIM! *crowd cheers*
(Don't we all love Sephiroth? DON'T WE?????)
Cloud: *runs into the room with Sakura with shirt off screaming "ABLOOBABABA! BBA-B-LLEE GOO-BELEGOO!"*
Sakura: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK
*Sakura is randomly poofed into the LOTR* Sakura: This day just keeps getting better and better! ^^
*******************With the Cast and Zelda********************************
Zelda: When do you think he'll get out of the trance?
Leon: As soon as everybody else does *points to the rest of the cast standing and drooling entranced by the candles*
Zelda: oh . . . yeah
*Ansem wakes up*
WARNING1 WARNING! ANSEM EVIL PLOT REVEALED!!!!!! WARNING ALERT ALERT!!!
Ansem: USING THE POWER OF THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE I WILL MAKE IT GO ALL EXPLODELY IN THE CENTER OF THE WORLD SOPURCVE OF ELECTRICITY! A SUPREMEM ERA OF DARKNESS WILL FOLLOW, AND I WILL BE RULER!
Zelda: Dude, there always IS BGE. Though that company still sucks.
Ansem: ****IT! I f-f-forgot about BGE. OH WELL!!!!!!! I WILL PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO DARKNESS WITH THIS CAKE ANYWAY!
Back with Sakura*******************
Sakura: *spots a band of orcs and dresses into an orc costume* *ponders while looking straight at Mordor* Now where could there be a place, intent on taking over the world and driving it into an age of darkness? *stares at Mordor again* OH YEAH!
*Sakura joins the orcs*
Orcs and Sakura: *start singing the orc traveling song* OOOHHHHHHHH Follow the dark brick road!!! Follow the dark brick road! *Sakura cuts off*
Orcs: OOOOOOHHHH Were off to visit Sauron, and make all the elves cry! We'll take over Middle Earth, and turn all hobbits into hide!!!!!!!
Sakura: *costume falls off and orcs stare at her, though she keeps singing unknowing* OOHHHHHHH! I'm off to visit Sauron, and poke him in his BIG FAT EYE!!!! And while I'm there I'll make Aragorn and Elfboy cry!-
Orcs: GIVE UP THE CAKE SHE-GOD!!
Sakura: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?
Orcs: Sauron is in cahoots with Ansem right now . . . stupid master
Sauron's Eye: *destroys all the orcs there*
Sakura: well that was weird . . . OOHHHHHHH! I'm off to visit Sauron, and poke him in his BIG FAT EYE!!!! And while I'm there I'll make Aragorn and Elfboy cry!-
***********************With Riku*************************
Riku: I'm bored, TIME TO GO TORTURE SORA AND SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!
*******************With Sakura (who just randomly appeared in her living room)**
Sakura: Is it time already for Riku to ruin my day yet?
Riku: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Yawn! *flicks channel to Animal Planet*
!One Hour Later!
*Riku and Sakura are crying on each other's shoulders*
*Zelda appears angrily*
Zelda: WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE!!!! YOU NEED TO HELP YOU KNOW!!! Riku and Sakura: A *sob* double dose *sob* of *sob* EMERGENCY VETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cast: *cries*
Zelda: Is it really that bad? *uses mad goddess SKEELZ to rewind*
!One Hour Later!
Zelda: *sobbing madly* ITS SO SAD!! THAT ONE KIDS PET DIED!!!!! AND ITS ONLY A PU-PU-PUPPY!!!!!!!
Ok nothing interesting happening here . . . . NEXT SCENE!!!!!!!
Sakura: Are we there yet?
Leon: No
Sakura and Sora plushie: Are we there yet?
Leon: no!
Sakura, Riku, and Sora plushie: Are we there yet?
Leon: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *blink*
Riku:*blink*
Sora plushie: *blink*
Leon: *mental breakdown mode*
Zelda: NNNOOOOOOOOOO! *slaps Leon across the head*
Meanwhile . . . .
Sakura: And here are our Polish vacation photos . . *points out her favorite one*
Riku: That's a good one!
Now we must take a moment to discuss the strange absence of Riku bashing . . . *sob* ALL THOSE RIKU ANGST FICS HAVE MADE ME TAKE PITY ON HIM! *huggles Riku* DON'T CRY!!!!!!!!
Riku Haters: *crying* EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Eh don't worry I will still bash him the occasional (as in almost never) time!
Riku Haters: *bash Sakura on the head*
Riku lovers: COUGH HIM UP!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *lets go of Riku* shoo! NO AUCTIONING CHARACTERS HERE!!!!!
Riku lovers: *walk away disappointedly*
*Flash to picture*
Tadziu (my big brother): *showing a grin cheesier than Sora's*
Joanna (me) ----------------WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!1---------
Riku; Your first name is Joanna?
Sakura: WHO GAVE OUT THAT INFO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Leon: I like that name. It sounds serious, unlike your nicknames.
Sakura: CURSE THE LAWS OF BEING AN AUTHORESS AND A MAGE ALL IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO BE SWITCHING TO MY *gulp* NORMAL! SIDE AND MAGIC FORM
*Sakura transforms*
Riku: an, she actually looks *gasps* good looking!
Daniel (my crush, who actually might be crushing on me too! He's not from school, anyway from skiing lessons! *squeals*): Yeah *stares dreamily at a piece of chocolate*
Sakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO START TALKING LIKE ELF- Legolas! Stare at the picture! NOT ME!!!!!!!! Or though shalt be cursed into an everlasting life of pain and misery! *eyes turn to that of a wolf*
Sakura (remaining hyper side): NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ~_~;
Zelda: I know how to handle this! *turns Sora plushie back to normal*
Sakura: SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD! *turns to normal*
***************erm back to picture************
Sakura: *staring at ground in comparison with brother looking like, I hate life, I hate the world, the world hates me, and I HATE photographs!*
Which is NOT true at all!!!!!!(erm the photograph thing)
***********back from pictures***************
Zelda: ILL PAY YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR THAT PICTURE!
A bunch of other Gothic people who hate life: GIVE IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *randomly throws picture in opposite direction*
Timmy Turner: HI TRIXIE!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: I'M NOT TRIXIE!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLACK HAIR!!
Timmy: stop kidding around with me Trixie!
Sakura: *looks in mirror* OMFG!!!!!!!! *stares at her hair and her hair taking on a black color*
Zelda: (who DID get the pictures by commanding all the Gothic peoplez to die!) THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Riku: WHATS GOING ON?!?!?!
Zelda: WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SAKURA'S HAIR TURNS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TURNS TO HER GOTHIC FORM! WHICH IS RATED PG-13!!
Leon: Whatever
Much more Leon like Ne?
Flashback to Gothic Club
The true Yami Sakura: *growl*
Hundreds of Gothic people: HA!!!! YOU'RE CHAINED TO A WALL!!
Gothic Zelda: *stops singing and crawls the wall leaving Gothic Legolas and Gothic Aragorn to be possessed by a TRULLY EVIL SPIRIT*
Sakura: Its only for your protection, but too bad. *puts head down, and the wisps of her hair come down on her eyes. She closes them then opens them again, changing from wolf color to BLOOD RED! She stares at them and smirks coldly through the strands of hair then bursts out of her chains, Anima style*
HOGP: OMG!!!!
Sakura: Pathetic mortals, you dare challenge a being such as me, or Zelda, lurking above you?
HOGP: *look above* OMG!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *grins evilly and shows off vampire teeth, her eyes red also* Are you ready Sakura?
Sakura: I have been *claws being to come from her fingers and canine teeth begin to elongate*
DUE TO THE BLOODLY NATURE OF THIS SCENE IT HAS BEEN REMOVED!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *stares down at then bloody shreds that used to be people*
Zelda: Well? Are you going to eat it?
Sakura: I do not eat human meat.
Zelda: Fine I'll clean up the blood. *smirk*
************* END FLASHBACK*****************
Sakura: Relax guys, Zelda tried to freak you out by putting black dye into my hair.
Zelda: *smirk*
Sakura: Ah, the days I could talk in bold text!
Zelda: Those were wonderful moments!
***************They leave once again on the quest****************
Sakura: OMG!!!!
Zelda: WHAT?!?!?!!?!
Sakura: OH GOD NO!!!!! CURSE ANSEM!!!!! IT WILL HAPPEN NOW!!!!!
* Riku switches bodies with Sora, Sakura switches bodies with Zelda, and Legolas switches bodies with Aragorn.*
As you guessed mass chaos.
Well for one Zelda and Sakura were so pissed at switching bodies they unleashed the most horrible Element ever to come to Earth. It was so horrible it made kids all over the world scream in pain.'
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER OF MERCY SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, key time: Zelda2=Zelda in my body. Sakura2= Sakura in Zelda's body.
Zelda2: BWHAHAHAHA FEAR EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!!
Sakura2: FEAR MY PHOTOGAPH!!!!!!!
Readers: what the hell??!?!?!
Sakura2: *throws photograph*
Random people (Sakura wishes not to destroy the readers ^^ FEEL LUCKY!!!!!): THE HORROR!!!!!!!
Zelda2: What was that?
Sakura2: *shrugs* A photo from your point of view of what happened in The Closet of Doom.
Zelda2: Oh, the horror *shivers slightly*
Sakura2: It still haunts you?
Zelda2: YUPPERSSSS!
*In background*
Sakura: FEAR EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!
Zelda: IT WILL DESTROY THAT WHO CHANGED US!
*In the background all the characters are screaming because of the
educationalness of educational television*
------ In Ansem control Tower**************
Ansem: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!! I MUST DECIDE BETWEEN MY
GREATEST FEAR! OR MY FAVORITE PLEASURE! ah the heck with it I'm going with
pleasure.
Educational TV Narrator: And notice how the Antelope grazes in fellowship
with the gazelle, to prevent any damage from predators. They will band up to
save, find food, and shelter.
Ansem: THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````Sakura: Well that was the chapter; I am sooooooooo sorry if it was not funny! I just don't have any inspiration.
IN THE WORDS OF A GOOD SONG, MY INSPIRATION HAS GONE DRY!!!!!!!!THAT'S WHATS GOING ON! YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, THIS HOW I FEEL! Eh enough of this!
Ehhh review, but just to let you know, for some reason even when they switch Sora and Sakura never change, and Zelda gets stuck in Aragorn's body! EVILNESS!
A/N: As you can see, I fought for my sanity. But alas, I failed dearly!!!!!!!! FWEEEEE!!!
That's one of the quotes I made up! ENJOY IT!!!
By: Sakura
Ok so this is the next chapter . . Just read ! AND REVIEW! I LIKE REVEIWS!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FLAME! MY CAKE EATS FLAMES!
Ok time to answer the reviews
Some 1 u dont know: Ok, I am a girl. You think I'm scary? COOL!!!!!!!!! So uh here's the next chapter! And while you're reading it have a cookie!*hands you cookie*
Snowgirl7: Well, THANK YOU! Here is the next chapter . . . have a cookie!*hands you cookie*
Siyengo: OMG OMG! I GOT A REVIEW FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAVORITE AUHTORS!!!! *passes out from excitement*
Riku: *picks up the list that fell from her hand* Ok well what she wanted to say was: I like cheesecake! Hmm I thought originally it should be an ice cream cake . . . but I could make it a cheesecake! Yeah I think I will. AND THE RANDOM WILL EXPLODE IN AXOLOTL GOODNESS! Yes poor Zudi . . . THANX FOR THE REVIEW! XD *Riku hands you cheesecake in place of Sakura* By the way? HOW DID FIGURE OUT THAT THE RANDOM ACTUALLY WILL EXPLODE!!!!! GAH! *RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES*
Sakura: Well I think that's all.
And I will accept Cameos (still if that what you call them). . . Just tell me what they look like, what they do, who in the cast they hate or like .. . and so on . . . OK LETS JUST GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
``````````````````Hot Topics, Random People, and Family Photographs?``````````````````````
Sakura: *sitting at computer and staring dreamily at a Hot Topics shirt with the Halloween versions of all the characters on it*
*Aragorn randomly appears*
Aragorn: I am here to torment you!
Sakura: You don't have a good entrance . .
Aragorn: *pout*
Sakura: Go away!
Aragorn: NO!!!!!!! Sakura: Do the words "Arwen" and "Love" mean anything to you?
Aragorn: *gulp* You wouldn't!
Sakura: I would! *evil grin*
Aragorn: NOOOOOOO! *flees room before anyone can blink*
Zelda: pretty good time!
Sakura: What are you doing here? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!
Zelda: Don't worry, Ansem is still having trouble getting out of the trance set by the sparkly, explody, EVIL!, and cool candles on your cake.
Sakura: They came back?
Zelda: They felt homeless.
Sakura: Oh
Zelda: ANYWAY! YOU CANNOT SCARE OFF ARAGORN LIKE THAT! I NEED HIM FOR SLASH STORIES!
Sakura: I'LL DO WHAT I WANT! DON'T MAKE ME SEND RABID LYCANS ON YOU!
Zelda: You cannot kill me! I AM THE GODDESS OF DEATH! I CANNOT BE HURT!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *pokes Zelda*
Zelda: OWWWWWIE! THAT HURT!
Sakura: *smirk*
Zelda: *disappears*
*********************With Cloud******************* Cloud: DIE CERBERUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerberus: This is just too easy! *swipes at Cloud who is pointing his sword in the other direction, but unfortunately misses*
Cloud: BACK FIEND!!!!*throws sword at an innocent bystander 500 feet away from the Cerberus*
Cerberus: *swipes at Cloud again, but Cloud's shield of stupidity sends the Cerberus flying back into the Underworld*
Cloud: VICTORY IS *doink* *drool*
Sephiroth: YES!!!!! I NAILED HIM! *crowd cheers*
(Don't we all love Sephiroth? DON'T WE?????)
Cloud: *runs into the room with Sakura with shirt off screaming "ABLOOBABABA! BBA-B-LLEE GOO-BELEGOO!"*
Sakura: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment OK
*Sakura is randomly poofed into the LOTR* Sakura: This day just keeps getting better and better! ^^
*******************With the Cast and Zelda********************************
Zelda: When do you think he'll get out of the trance?
Leon: As soon as everybody else does *points to the rest of the cast standing and drooling entranced by the candles*
Zelda: oh . . . yeah
*Ansem wakes up*
WARNING1 WARNING! ANSEM EVIL PLOT REVEALED!!!!!! WARNING ALERT ALERT!!!
Ansem: USING THE POWER OF THIS BIRTHDAY CAKE I WILL MAKE IT GO ALL EXPLODELY IN THE CENTER OF THE WORLD SOPURCVE OF ELECTRICITY! A SUPREMEM ERA OF DARKNESS WILL FOLLOW, AND I WILL BE RULER!
Zelda: Dude, there always IS BGE. Though that company still sucks.
Ansem: ****IT! I f-f-forgot about BGE. OH WELL!!!!!!! I WILL PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO DARKNESS WITH THIS CAKE ANYWAY!
Back with Sakura*******************
Sakura: *spots a band of orcs and dresses into an orc costume* *ponders while looking straight at Mordor* Now where could there be a place, intent on taking over the world and driving it into an age of darkness? *stares at Mordor again* OH YEAH!
*Sakura joins the orcs*
Orcs and Sakura: *start singing the orc traveling song* OOOHHHHHHHH Follow the dark brick road!!! Follow the dark brick road! *Sakura cuts off*
Orcs: OOOOOOHHHH Were off to visit Sauron, and make all the elves cry! We'll take over Middle Earth, and turn all hobbits into hide!!!!!!!
Sakura: *costume falls off and orcs stare at her, though she keeps singing unknowing* OOHHHHHHH! I'm off to visit Sauron, and poke him in his BIG FAT EYE!!!! And while I'm there I'll make Aragorn and Elfboy cry!-
Orcs: GIVE UP THE CAKE SHE-GOD!!
Sakura: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!?!?
Orcs: Sauron is in cahoots with Ansem right now . . . stupid master
Sauron's Eye: *destroys all the orcs there*
Sakura: well that was weird . . . OOHHHHHHH! I'm off to visit Sauron, and poke him in his BIG FAT EYE!!!! And while I'm there I'll make Aragorn and Elfboy cry!-
***********************With Riku*************************
Riku: I'm bored, TIME TO GO TORTURE SORA AND SAKURA!!!!!!!!!!
*******************With Sakura (who just randomly appeared in her living room)**
Sakura: Is it time already for Riku to ruin my day yet?
Riku: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Yawn! *flicks channel to Animal Planet*
!One Hour Later!
*Riku and Sakura are crying on each other's shoulders*
*Zelda appears angrily*
Zelda: WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE!!!! YOU NEED TO HELP YOU KNOW!!! Riku and Sakura: A *sob* double dose *sob* of *sob* EMERGENCY VETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cast: *cries*
Zelda: Is it really that bad? *uses mad goddess SKEELZ to rewind*
!One Hour Later!
Zelda: *sobbing madly* ITS SO SAD!! THAT ONE KIDS PET DIED!!!!! AND ITS ONLY A PU-PU-PUPPY!!!!!!!
Ok nothing interesting happening here . . . . NEXT SCENE!!!!!!!
Sakura: Are we there yet?
Leon: No
Sakura and Sora plushie: Are we there yet?
Leon: no!
Sakura, Riku, and Sora plushie: Are we there yet?
Leon: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *blink*
Riku:*blink*
Sora plushie: *blink*
Leon: *mental breakdown mode*
Zelda: NNNOOOOOOOOOO! *slaps Leon across the head*
Meanwhile . . . .
Sakura: And here are our Polish vacation photos . . *points out her favorite one*
Riku: That's a good one!
Now we must take a moment to discuss the strange absence of Riku bashing . . . *sob* ALL THOSE RIKU ANGST FICS HAVE MADE ME TAKE PITY ON HIM! *huggles Riku* DON'T CRY!!!!!!!!
Riku Haters: *crying* EBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: Eh don't worry I will still bash him the occasional (as in almost never) time!
Riku Haters: *bash Sakura on the head*
Riku lovers: COUGH HIM UP!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *lets go of Riku* shoo! NO AUCTIONING CHARACTERS HERE!!!!!
Riku lovers: *walk away disappointedly*
*Flash to picture*
Tadziu (my big brother): *showing a grin cheesier than Sora's*
Joanna (me) ----------------WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!1---------
Riku; Your first name is Joanna?
Sakura: WHO GAVE OUT THAT INFO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Leon: I like that name. It sounds serious, unlike your nicknames.
Sakura: CURSE THE LAWS OF BEING AN AUTHORESS AND A MAGE ALL IN ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO BE SWITCHING TO MY *gulp* NORMAL! SIDE AND MAGIC FORM
*Sakura transforms*
Riku: an, she actually looks *gasps* good looking!
Daniel (my crush, who actually might be crushing on me too! He's not from school, anyway from skiing lessons! *squeals*): Yeah *stares dreamily at a piece of chocolate*
Sakura: NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO START TALKING LIKE ELF- Legolas! Stare at the picture! NOT ME!!!!!!!! Or though shalt be cursed into an everlasting life of pain and misery! *eyes turn to that of a wolf*
Sakura (remaining hyper side): NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! ~_~;
Zelda: I know how to handle this! *turns Sora plushie back to normal*
Sakura: SORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD! *turns to normal*
***************erm back to picture************
Sakura: *staring at ground in comparison with brother looking like, I hate life, I hate the world, the world hates me, and I HATE photographs!*
Which is NOT true at all!!!!!!(erm the photograph thing)
***********back from pictures***************
Zelda: ILL PAY YOU FIVE BUCKS FOR THAT PICTURE!
A bunch of other Gothic people who hate life: GIVE IT TO US!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *randomly throws picture in opposite direction*
Timmy Turner: HI TRIXIE!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: I'M NOT TRIXIE!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE BLACK HAIR!!
Timmy: stop kidding around with me Trixie!
Sakura: *looks in mirror* OMFG!!!!!!!! *stares at her hair and her hair taking on a black color*
Zelda: (who DID get the pictures by commanding all the Gothic peoplez to die!) THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Riku: WHATS GOING ON?!?!?!
Zelda: WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SAKURA'S HAIR TURNS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE TURNS TO HER GOTHIC FORM! WHICH IS RATED PG-13!!
Leon: Whatever
Much more Leon like Ne?
Flashback to Gothic Club
The true Yami Sakura: *growl*
Hundreds of Gothic people: HA!!!! YOU'RE CHAINED TO A WALL!!
Gothic Zelda: *stops singing and crawls the wall leaving Gothic Legolas and Gothic Aragorn to be possessed by a TRULLY EVIL SPIRIT*
Sakura: Its only for your protection, but too bad. *puts head down, and the wisps of her hair come down on her eyes. She closes them then opens them again, changing from wolf color to BLOOD RED! She stares at them and smirks coldly through the strands of hair then bursts out of her chains, Anima style*
HOGP: OMG!!!!
Sakura: Pathetic mortals, you dare challenge a being such as me, or Zelda, lurking above you?
HOGP: *look above* OMG!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *grins evilly and shows off vampire teeth, her eyes red also* Are you ready Sakura?
Sakura: I have been *claws being to come from her fingers and canine teeth begin to elongate*
DUE TO THE BLOODLY NATURE OF THIS SCENE IT HAS BEEN REMOVED!!!!!!!!
Sakura: *stares down at then bloody shreds that used to be people*
Zelda: Well? Are you going to eat it?
Sakura: I do not eat human meat.
Zelda: Fine I'll clean up the blood. *smirk*
************* END FLASHBACK*****************
Sakura: Relax guys, Zelda tried to freak you out by putting black dye into my hair.
Zelda: *smirk*
Sakura: Ah, the days I could talk in bold text!
Zelda: Those were wonderful moments!
***************They leave once again on the quest****************
Sakura: OMG!!!!
Zelda: WHAT?!?!?!!?!
Sakura: OH GOD NO!!!!! CURSE ANSEM!!!!! IT WILL HAPPEN NOW!!!!!
* Riku switches bodies with Sora, Sakura switches bodies with Zelda, and Legolas switches bodies with Aragorn.*
As you guessed mass chaos.
Well for one Zelda and Sakura were so pissed at switching bodies they unleashed the most horrible Element ever to come to Earth. It was so horrible it made kids all over the world scream in pain.'
EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!! MOTHER OF MERCY SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, key time: Zelda2=Zelda in my body. Sakura2= Sakura in Zelda's body.
Zelda2: BWHAHAHAHA FEAR EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!!!
Sakura2: FEAR MY PHOTOGAPH!!!!!!!
Readers: what the hell??!?!?!
Sakura2: *throws photograph*
Random people (Sakura wishes not to destroy the readers ^^ FEEL LUCKY!!!!!): THE HORROR!!!!!!!
Zelda2: What was that?
Sakura2: *shrugs* A photo from your point of view of what happened in The Closet of Doom.
Zelda2: Oh, the horror *shivers slightly*
Sakura2: It still haunts you?
Zelda2: YUPPERSSSS!
*In background*
Sakura: FEAR EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!!!!
Zelda: IT WILL DESTROY THAT WHO CHANGED US!
*In the background all the characters are screaming because of the
educationalness of educational television*
------ In Ansem control Tower**************
Ansem: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! EDUCATION!!!!!!!!!! I MUST DECIDE BETWEEN MY
GREATEST FEAR! OR MY FAVORITE PLEASURE! ah the heck with it I'm going with
pleasure.
Educational TV Narrator: And notice how the Antelope grazes in fellowship
with the gazelle, to prevent any damage from predators. They will band up to
save, find food, and shelter.
Ansem: THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````````````````````Sakura: Well that was the chapter; I am sooooooooo sorry if it was not funny! I just don't have any inspiration.
IN THE WORDS OF A GOOD SONG, MY INSPIRATION HAS GONE DRY!!!!!!!!THAT'S WHATS GOING ON! YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE, THIS HOW I FEEL! Eh enough of this!
Ehhh review, but just to let you know, for some reason even when they switch Sora and Sakura never change, and Zelda gets stuck in Aragorn's body! EVILNESS!
A/N: As you can see, I fought for my sanity. But alas, I failed dearly!!!!!!!! FWEEEEE!!!
That's one of the quotes I made up! ENJOY IT!!!