Quest for the Author's Cake
By: Sakura
Yay!!!!! I got inspiration!!!!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!! I'd like to thank LaughingAsterael and Zelda Saturn Mistress for the support. I got a sudden burst of inspiration when I saw this, and I want to share it with all of you!!!!!!
- 10/alternative_ending_to_ff7.jpg YAY SEPHY!!!!!!!
View that NOW!!!!!! By the way a couple of scenes were inspired by Spaceballs, or taken from.
LaughingAsterael: Thanks for the reviews on both chapters!!!!! Very much appreciated. I know your muses are very interesting. I like insane Riku the most! ^^ Yeah I think I like doomyness better too. Do you want to be featured? You'll be featured unknowly in this chapter! If you want . . . Otherwise, it's Ben, my neighbor.
ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh just so you won't be confused
SakuraZ= Sakura in Zelda's body
SoraR= Sora in Riku body
RikuS= Riku in Sora's body
ZeldaS= Zelda in Sakura's body
AragornL= Aragorn in Legolas's body
LegolasA= Legolas in Aragorn's body
SakuraZ: I WANT MY BODY BACK!!!!!!!!!!! *bawling*
ZeldaS: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RikuS: CAN IT, THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
SakuraZ: *grumble*
AragornL: Legolas?
LegolasA: Yes?
AragornL: *evil smirk*
LegolasA: Time to torment *grin*
*CLOSET OF DOOM APPEARS!!!!!!!!!1*
SakuraZ: You're not telling me I'm making this happen?
ZeldaS: Unfortunately, your brain is making you, to get cheap humor.
SakuraZ: Darn
ZeldaS: But, wait, it's not your brain; it's mine, since you're in my body. But you control the story with your own mind *mental breakdown of confusion*
*Another change occurs, unnoticed* TIME FOR ANOTHER KEY!!!!!!!
Good news for you, Riku and Sora go to their respective bodies.
ZeldaA: Zelda in Aragorn's body
(Legolas goes back to his body)
(Sakura remains)
AragornS: Aragorn in Sakura's body
And unfortunately, Aragorn still thinks he's in Legolas's body
AragornS: *Approaches his own body*
ZeldaA: OMG!!!!! I WANT MY GIRLS BODY BACK!!!!!! NOW!!!!! THIS BODY IS NOT STRAIGHT!!! LEAVE ME BE!!!!!!! *sees Aragorn approaching* NO, GO AWAY!!!!!! I'M A GIRL, NOT LEGOLAS!!!!
AragornS: *confused*
SakuraZ: *sob*
AragornS: *sees Legolas*
ZeldaA: *makes Aragorn think he's in his own body*
AragornS: *approaches Closet of Doom with Legolas*
Legolas: I don't feel right about this.
AragornS: *about to close door*
SakuraZ: MY VIRGIN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Legolas and Aragorn* ANSEM SHALL PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing nothing happened, though.
*change occurs again*
(everyone back in normal bodies)
Sakura: I am permanently scarred. *walk up to Aragorn*
Aragorn: *sheepish grin*
Sakura: *slaps him across the face* DON'T *slap* EVER *slap* TRY *slap* TO *slap* DO *slap* THAT *slap* AGAIN *slap* WITH *slap* MY *slap* BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *chuckle*
Legolas: ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aragorn: *two extremely red hands print on his face* Owwww *sniffle*
Legolas: I can cheer you up! INTO THE CLOSET WE GO!!!!!!!
Zelda and Sakura: *shudders*
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Ansem: *petting a kitty* Yes Mr. Fluffums, soon the world will be plunged in darkness, soon. *stroke*
Mr. Fluffums: *purr*
Birthday Cake: I feel so left out, sometimes.
Candles: Yeah, we know.
Ansem: They can talk?
Birthday Cake: Yup! What did ya think, I was an awesome birthday cake of doomyness that couldn't talk?
Ansem: Yes
Candles: Oh
Mr. Fluffums: *runs away*
Ansem: MR. FLUFFUMS, NO!!!!!!! I WANT MY CD'S BACK!!!!!!!
Candles: O.o
Ansem: *takes birthday cake* NOW TO SOMEHOW MAKE DARKNESS COME WITH THIS CAKE!!!!!!!!
Birthday Cake: Did you try destroying the electricity power?
Ansem: Yup
*Sakura arrives*
Ansem: *gulp* Sakura, before you destroy me, I want you to know something about us.
Sakura: *hands on hips* What?
Ansem: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!
Sakura:*puzzled* What does that make us?
Ansem: Absolutely nothing!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: GRRRRR!!!!!! GIVE THE CAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Ansem: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tries to punch Sakura*
Sakura: *puts a bucket on his head and holds it in place*
Ansem: *trying to punch*
Sakura: *lets go of the bucket*
Ansem: *flies into a broom closet*
Sakura: *grabs the cake and runs*
Mysterious Voice: Not so fast, now.
Sakura: *freezes*
MV: *presses the pressure point*
Sakura: It's not there, more to where the shoulder meets neck.
MV: Ohhh . . . *presses* There?
Sakura: That's the spot.
MV: *presses the pressure point and Sakura faints* Hehjehe *hack* HAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHA *chokes* ahaha *sputter* Ah the heck with this *drags Sakura away*
````````````````````````````````````````````With Zelda and the rest of them`````````````````````````
Zelda: I can't believe we lost her!!!!!!!!
Leon: Nice going
Zelda: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS NOT
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS NOT
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS TOO
Sora: IS NOT! Darn!!!!!!!!!!
Warning! Warning! This section of the chapter will implode on itself!!!
Countdown!
10 9 8 6
Cast and Zelda: WHAT HAPPENED TO SEVEN?!?!?!?!
Self-Destruct Voice: Just kidding!!!!
Zelda: *groan*
7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Have a nice day!!!
Cast: *tremble* Thank you
*IMPLODE!!!!!!*
```````````````````````````With mysterious voice and Sakura```````````````````````````````````
Sakura: So the cake I have is a fake?
MV: More of a decoy
Sakura: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
MV: Want something to eat? (The MV is a shadow)
Sakura: Sure!
*Walk into a diner*
MV: I'll have the soup.
Sakura: I'll try the special.
*A guy starts hacking*
Sakura: Umm, waitress?
Waitress: Yes?
Sakura: What did he order?
Waitress: He had the special, dear.
Sakura: Can I change my order to a soup?
Waitress: Ok
Man Coughing: *a small monster comes out of his stomach*
Monster: *growls*
Sakura: O.o
Monster: *puts on a top hat* OHHHHH, hello, my baby, hello, my sunshine, hello my darling gal. Twist my love oh honey pal, oh baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me then honey you loose me. Then you'll be left alone, so tell me I'm yours! *cuddles up against MV*
MV: It's so cute!!!
Sakura: CHECK PLEASE!!!!!!
MV: Can I keep it?
Sakura: Sure, let's just get out of here.
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You like the new chapter people out there? DO YOU?!?!?! Enjoy the Cloud picture, you people out there?
By: Sakura
Yay!!!!! I got inspiration!!!!!! LIFE IS GOOD!!!!!!!! I'd like to thank LaughingAsterael and Zelda Saturn Mistress for the support. I got a sudden burst of inspiration when I saw this, and I want to share it with all of you!!!!!!
- 10/alternative_ending_to_ff7.jpg YAY SEPHY!!!!!!!
View that NOW!!!!!! By the way a couple of scenes were inspired by Spaceballs, or taken from.
LaughingAsterael: Thanks for the reviews on both chapters!!!!! Very much appreciated. I know your muses are very interesting. I like insane Riku the most! ^^ Yeah I think I like doomyness better too. Do you want to be featured? You'll be featured unknowly in this chapter! If you want . . . Otherwise, it's Ben, my neighbor.
ON TO THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh just so you won't be confused
SakuraZ= Sakura in Zelda's body
SoraR= Sora in Riku body
RikuS= Riku in Sora's body
ZeldaS= Zelda in Sakura's body
AragornL= Aragorn in Legolas's body
LegolasA= Legolas in Aragorn's body
SakuraZ: I WANT MY BODY BACK!!!!!!!!!!! *bawling*
ZeldaS: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RikuS: CAN IT, THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
SakuraZ: *grumble*
AragornL: Legolas?
LegolasA: Yes?
AragornL: *evil smirk*
LegolasA: Time to torment *grin*
*CLOSET OF DOOM APPEARS!!!!!!!!!1*
SakuraZ: You're not telling me I'm making this happen?
ZeldaS: Unfortunately, your brain is making you, to get cheap humor.
SakuraZ: Darn
ZeldaS: But, wait, it's not your brain; it's mine, since you're in my body. But you control the story with your own mind *mental breakdown of confusion*
*Another change occurs, unnoticed* TIME FOR ANOTHER KEY!!!!!!!
Good news for you, Riku and Sora go to their respective bodies.
ZeldaA: Zelda in Aragorn's body
(Legolas goes back to his body)
(Sakura remains)
AragornS: Aragorn in Sakura's body
And unfortunately, Aragorn still thinks he's in Legolas's body
AragornS: *Approaches his own body*
ZeldaA: OMG!!!!! I WANT MY GIRLS BODY BACK!!!!!! NOW!!!!! THIS BODY IS NOT STRAIGHT!!! LEAVE ME BE!!!!!!! *sees Aragorn approaching* NO, GO AWAY!!!!!! I'M A GIRL, NOT LEGOLAS!!!!
AragornS: *confused*
SakuraZ: *sob*
AragornS: *sees Legolas*
ZeldaA: *makes Aragorn think he's in his own body*
AragornS: *approaches Closet of Doom with Legolas*
Legolas: I don't feel right about this.
AragornS: *about to close door*
SakuraZ: MY VIRGIN BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Legolas and Aragorn* ANSEM SHALL PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!! Good thing nothing happened, though.
*change occurs again*
(everyone back in normal bodies)
Sakura: I am permanently scarred. *walk up to Aragorn*
Aragorn: *sheepish grin*
Sakura: *slaps him across the face* DON'T *slap* EVER *slap* TRY *slap* TO *slap* DO *slap* THAT *slap* AGAIN *slap* WITH *slap* MY *slap* BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda: *chuckle*
Legolas: ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Aragorn: *two extremely red hands print on his face* Owwww *sniffle*
Legolas: I can cheer you up! INTO THE CLOSET WE GO!!!!!!!
Zelda and Sakura: *shudders*
````````````````````````````````````````Ansem's Lair``````````````````````````````````````````
Ansem: *petting a kitty* Yes Mr. Fluffums, soon the world will be plunged in darkness, soon. *stroke*
Mr. Fluffums: *purr*
Birthday Cake: I feel so left out, sometimes.
Candles: Yeah, we know.
Ansem: They can talk?
Birthday Cake: Yup! What did ya think, I was an awesome birthday cake of doomyness that couldn't talk?
Ansem: Yes
Candles: Oh
Mr. Fluffums: *runs away*
Ansem: MR. FLUFFUMS, NO!!!!!!! I WANT MY CD'S BACK!!!!!!!
Candles: O.o
Ansem: *takes birthday cake* NOW TO SOMEHOW MAKE DARKNESS COME WITH THIS CAKE!!!!!!!!
Birthday Cake: Did you try destroying the electricity power?
Ansem: Yup
*Sakura arrives*
Ansem: *gulp* Sakura, before you destroy me, I want you to know something about us.
Sakura: *hands on hips* What?
Ansem: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!
Sakura:*puzzled* What does that make us?
Ansem: Absolutely nothing!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: GRRRRR!!!!!! GIVE THE CAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Ansem: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*tries to punch Sakura*
Sakura: *puts a bucket on his head and holds it in place*
Ansem: *trying to punch*
Sakura: *lets go of the bucket*
Ansem: *flies into a broom closet*
Sakura: *grabs the cake and runs*
Mysterious Voice: Not so fast, now.
Sakura: *freezes*
MV: *presses the pressure point*
Sakura: It's not there, more to where the shoulder meets neck.
MV: Ohhh . . . *presses* There?
Sakura: That's the spot.
MV: *presses the pressure point and Sakura faints* Hehjehe *hack* HAHAHAHA *cough cough* HAHAHAHA *chokes* ahaha *sputter* Ah the heck with this *drags Sakura away*
````````````````````````````````````````````With Zelda and the rest of them`````````````````````````
Zelda: I can't believe we lost her!!!!!!!!
Leon: Nice going
Zelda: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS NOT
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS NOT
Sora: IS TOO
Zelda: IS TOO
Sora: IS NOT! Darn!!!!!!!!!!
Warning! Warning! This section of the chapter will implode on itself!!!
Countdown!
10 9 8 6
Cast and Zelda: WHAT HAPPENED TO SEVEN?!?!?!?!
Self-Destruct Voice: Just kidding!!!!
Zelda: *groan*
7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0 Have a nice day!!!
Cast: *tremble* Thank you
*IMPLODE!!!!!!*
```````````````````````````With mysterious voice and Sakura```````````````````````````````````
Sakura: So the cake I have is a fake?
MV: More of a decoy
Sakura: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!
MV: Want something to eat? (The MV is a shadow)
Sakura: Sure!
*Walk into a diner*
MV: I'll have the soup.
Sakura: I'll try the special.
*A guy starts hacking*
Sakura: Umm, waitress?
Waitress: Yes?
Sakura: What did he order?
Waitress: He had the special, dear.
Sakura: Can I change my order to a soup?
Waitress: Ok
Man Coughing: *a small monster comes out of his stomach*
Monster: *growls*
Sakura: O.o
Monster: *puts on a top hat* OHHHHH, hello, my baby, hello, my sunshine, hello my darling gal. Twist my love oh honey pal, oh baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me then honey you loose me. Then you'll be left alone, so tell me I'm yours! *cuddles up against MV*
MV: It's so cute!!!
Sakura: CHECK PLEASE!!!!!!
MV: Can I keep it?
Sakura: Sure, let's just get out of here.
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You like the new chapter people out there? DO YOU?!?!?! Enjoy the Cloud picture, you people out there?