Quest for the Author's Cake
By: Sakura
A/N: IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around like a deranged maniac on smoked fried noodles* AND I HAVE TAKEN SIYENGO'S ADVICE, AND CHANGED THE FORMATTING!!! Laughing Astarael is featured in this story as . . . JENNA!!! L. Astarael, I hope you don't get mad because I used a couple of your quotes from RPG's, and from your story. I wanted it to seem more like you.
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Riku was hungry. He was also about to do something daring, so daring that it involved raiding a fridge. And not just any refrigerator, Sakura's mom's refrigerator and freezer!! He began shuffling through the meat section! "Ribs . . . no, sausage, no, Steak, no . . . STEAK!!!!!!!!!" Heavenly music started playing. But, unfortunately for Riku, a napping turtle grew wings and flew away with the steak. Oh well. Riku cried and cried, until he realized that there was a whole box of steak, and a Krabby Patty, in the freezer! "Yummy!" Riku cried out, and began to cook the wonderful steak. He flicked on the television, and began to watch the cooking show, and find out just HOW to cook these delicious treats from above. Meanwhile . . . .
Sakura was bored. This meant that she needed the only entertainment available when she was slacking off of missions. DON THE WANABE GANGSTER FOOL! She snapped her fingers and Donald appeared in all of his hyperness. "WAZZUP??????" yelled Donald showing off his bling (A.K.A. shiny plastic rings he had found in a cereal box). Sakura raised an eyebrow. At this moment, a 10,000 dollar Rolex appeared on Ben's hand. "THAT'S DA SHIZNIT!!!" Don yelled and bounced around da "hood" to show everyone else. Sakura stalked off boredly.
With everyone else . . .
"I'm bored!" Jenna whined.
Zelda was fuming. "THEN GO VISIT RIKU!"
"GREAT CHEESE GODS, HE'S HERE?????" Jenna exploded from happiness and disappeared in many puffs of CHEESE!!
Ansem raised and eyebrow. "Now, weren't you going to do something from up there, Sakura?'
"OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" Sakura replied. Zelda disappeared.
"I have something to tell you!" Sakura practically yelled in Zelda ears.
"OWWWWWW! NEXT TIME DON'T BREAK MY EARDRUMS!!"
"Anyway, Ansem is using the educational television to hypnotize people, turning them into," Sakura lowered her voice, "monsters," 'HIDEOUS HEARTLESS MONSTERS!!!!" Sakura screamed.
Zelda disappeared immediately, and took with her Sakura's only weapon available. A melting fudgesicle!
Ansem screamed in pure terror. Oh no, not because of Zelda. Because there was a hideous teenager with lots and lots of acne, LECTURING!!!!!
Down below, many people ran around screaming and running around in circles like deranged ants. "HOMICIDAL STUDENT TEACHER!!!!!"
Meanwhile, Jenna was having a good time torturing Sora and Kairi.
"BWHAHAHAAH!" Jenna screamed, hitting Kairi again with a cheese sprayer. She sprayed the cheese into Kairi's eyes and watched Kairi run around.
"IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!" she yelled.
Jenna's work here was done, so she appeared next to Riku, eating steak. Jenna glanced around with shifty eyes then raided Sakura's freezer, stealing the load of ice cream, and all the chocolate candy from her cabinets.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" A mysterious voice rang out. It was Sakura's brother, who now triggered a flashback.
*Flashback*
Sakura sat and ate all the chocolate in the bag. When she reached out for another, they were gone!! She didn't care, so she grabbed a random cup of sugar and ate half of it.
The sugar was hurt. "We have feelings too you know!" It grew legs and walked off.
Sakura wanted more of that chocolate! She read the wrapper and found out that it was alcoholic! "Well, that nice . . ." Sakura said, and passed out on her bed. (HEY! IT RHYMED!).
The After Affects
Sakura stood in a dark alley with Donald. "Give up the bling, foo!
Donald gave up the chocolate coins and ran away like an ant on crack. This caused Sakura to laugh. Laugh and sing.
"AND IF YOU'RE A KID AND YOU WANNA GO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT DRUGS YET, HOLD ON TO YOUR LIFE, YOUR CHOCOLATE AND STRIFE!!!!!"
*Flashback ends*
Jenna immediately ate all of the chocolate and began to go insane. "I like cheese! Do you like cheese? YOU MUST LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!" And she smacked poor Sakura's brother for not liking cheese. (If it's possible for Jenna to go more insane, then she did!) She started to drool.
Sakura's brother was annoyed. "I don't get paid enough for this . . ." And he ran away with a trail of strawberry pancakes.
Riku was pleased. He fell asleep. Jenna's eyes widened. "PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and hugged him like the crazed fanfic writer on "drugs" she was.
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This was a delicate operation. He used his gloves to pick up a candle and threw it at Zelda. She braced herself, there was a quick blackout, then a huge boom. Ansem was gone!
Random moogles were running from the radiation, and Zelda was standing with burnt hair. "NOBODY MESSES WITH MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, with her eyes on fire. She followed Ansem with anger and prepared to unleash the fury of the Closet of Doom on Ansem!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh No!! What will happen to our friends next? I DON'T KNOW!
I think this chapter was crap, horrible, stupid, and not funny . . . if you want me to take it down, just tell me. If you want it to stay in script format tell me too, and I'll rewrite this chappie!!! TO THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!
I LOVE ANSEM: sorry I didn't reply before. *hands you a limited edition Ansem plushie with a limited edition birthday cake*
Siyengo: I took that to mind . . .Wow *sniffles* thank you!!!!! *cries of joy* and I have something to say . . . WHY??? WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR ALL- POWERFUL STORY??????????????? * gives you cookies* At least the solar powered muffin scraper is taking its place! YAY!
LaughingAstarael: Thank you! Too bad about the piccy. I shall try to post it again. If it doesn't work, I'll try to in a review! Thank you so much for the review! KEEP T.R.T.C.A.C. UP AND RUNNING! I LOVE IT!
By: Sakura
A/N: IT'S BAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances around like a deranged maniac on smoked fried noodles* AND I HAVE TAKEN SIYENGO'S ADVICE, AND CHANGED THE FORMATTING!!! Laughing Astarael is featured in this story as . . . JENNA!!! L. Astarael, I hope you don't get mad because I used a couple of your quotes from RPG's, and from your story. I wanted it to seem more like you.
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Riku was hungry. He was also about to do something daring, so daring that it involved raiding a fridge. And not just any refrigerator, Sakura's mom's refrigerator and freezer!! He began shuffling through the meat section! "Ribs . . . no, sausage, no, Steak, no . . . STEAK!!!!!!!!!" Heavenly music started playing. But, unfortunately for Riku, a napping turtle grew wings and flew away with the steak. Oh well. Riku cried and cried, until he realized that there was a whole box of steak, and a Krabby Patty, in the freezer! "Yummy!" Riku cried out, and began to cook the wonderful steak. He flicked on the television, and began to watch the cooking show, and find out just HOW to cook these delicious treats from above. Meanwhile . . . .
Sakura was bored. This meant that she needed the only entertainment available when she was slacking off of missions. DON THE WANABE GANGSTER FOOL! She snapped her fingers and Donald appeared in all of his hyperness. "WAZZUP??????" yelled Donald showing off his bling (A.K.A. shiny plastic rings he had found in a cereal box). Sakura raised an eyebrow. At this moment, a 10,000 dollar Rolex appeared on Ben's hand. "THAT'S DA SHIZNIT!!!" Don yelled and bounced around da "hood" to show everyone else. Sakura stalked off boredly.
With everyone else . . .
"I'm bored!" Jenna whined.
Zelda was fuming. "THEN GO VISIT RIKU!"
"GREAT CHEESE GODS, HE'S HERE?????" Jenna exploded from happiness and disappeared in many puffs of CHEESE!!
Ansem raised and eyebrow. "Now, weren't you going to do something from up there, Sakura?'
"OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" Sakura replied. Zelda disappeared.
"I have something to tell you!" Sakura practically yelled in Zelda ears.
"OWWWWWW! NEXT TIME DON'T BREAK MY EARDRUMS!!"
"Anyway, Ansem is using the educational television to hypnotize people, turning them into," Sakura lowered her voice, "monsters," 'HIDEOUS HEARTLESS MONSTERS!!!!" Sakura screamed.
Zelda disappeared immediately, and took with her Sakura's only weapon available. A melting fudgesicle!
Ansem screamed in pure terror. Oh no, not because of Zelda. Because there was a hideous teenager with lots and lots of acne, LECTURING!!!!!
Down below, many people ran around screaming and running around in circles like deranged ants. "HOMICIDAL STUDENT TEACHER!!!!!"
Meanwhile, Jenna was having a good time torturing Sora and Kairi.
"BWHAHAHAAH!" Jenna screamed, hitting Kairi again with a cheese sprayer. She sprayed the cheese into Kairi's eyes and watched Kairi run around.
"IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!" she yelled.
Jenna's work here was done, so she appeared next to Riku, eating steak. Jenna glanced around with shifty eyes then raided Sakura's freezer, stealing the load of ice cream, and all the chocolate candy from her cabinets.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" A mysterious voice rang out. It was Sakura's brother, who now triggered a flashback.
*Flashback*
Sakura sat and ate all the chocolate in the bag. When she reached out for another, they were gone!! She didn't care, so she grabbed a random cup of sugar and ate half of it.
The sugar was hurt. "We have feelings too you know!" It grew legs and walked off.
Sakura wanted more of that chocolate! She read the wrapper and found out that it was alcoholic! "Well, that nice . . ." Sakura said, and passed out on her bed. (HEY! IT RHYMED!).
The After Affects
Sakura stood in a dark alley with Donald. "Give up the bling, foo!
Donald gave up the chocolate coins and ran away like an ant on crack. This caused Sakura to laugh. Laugh and sing.
"AND IF YOU'RE A KID AND YOU WANNA GO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT YOU AIN'T GOT DRUGS YET, HOLD ON TO YOUR LIFE, YOUR CHOCOLATE AND STRIFE!!!!!"
*Flashback ends*
Jenna immediately ate all of the chocolate and began to go insane. "I like cheese! Do you like cheese? YOU MUST LIKE CHEESE!!!!!!" And she smacked poor Sakura's brother for not liking cheese. (If it's possible for Jenna to go more insane, then she did!) She started to drool.
Sakura's brother was annoyed. "I don't get paid enough for this . . ." And he ran away with a trail of strawberry pancakes.
Riku was pleased. He fell asleep. Jenna's eyes widened. "PLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed and hugged him like the crazed fanfic writer on "drugs" she was.
`````````````````````````````````````````````` Zelda dropped the fudgesicle on Ansem's head. This greatly angered him. He held up the BIRTHDAY CAKE OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was a delicate operation. He used his gloves to pick up a candle and threw it at Zelda. She braced herself, there was a quick blackout, then a huge boom. Ansem was gone!
Random moogles were running from the radiation, and Zelda was standing with burnt hair. "NOBODY MESSES WITH MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed, with her eyes on fire. She followed Ansem with anger and prepared to unleash the fury of the Closet of Doom on Ansem!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh No!! What will happen to our friends next? I DON'T KNOW!
I think this chapter was crap, horrible, stupid, and not funny . . . if you want me to take it down, just tell me. If you want it to stay in script format tell me too, and I'll rewrite this chappie!!! TO THE REVIEWS!!!!!!!
I LOVE ANSEM: sorry I didn't reply before. *hands you a limited edition Ansem plushie with a limited edition birthday cake*
Siyengo: I took that to mind . . .Wow *sniffles* thank you!!!!! *cries of joy* and I have something to say . . . WHY??? WHY DID YOU DELETE YOUR ALL- POWERFUL STORY??????????????? * gives you cookies* At least the solar powered muffin scraper is taking its place! YAY!
LaughingAstarael: Thank you! Too bad about the piccy. I shall try to post it again. If it doesn't work, I'll try to in a review! Thank you so much for the review! KEEP T.R.T.C.A.C. UP AND RUNNING! I LOVE IT!