SEQ CHAPTER \h \r 1Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Sanrio or anything for that matter.
A/N: Before you go on, I'm not trying to make fun of Asians here because that would mean I would be making fun of myself. This is just a totally random ficlet, if I get a lot of nice reviews then I might actually continue this. Oh, just in case you don't know who Boa is, she's a very popular Korean/ Japanese singer. OOC.
Harry Potter Goes to Sanrio.
As he entered and little bells rung to announce his presence. Little Cho Changers rushed at him, but were really looking at the new hello kitty blow dryers behind him.
Savage girl shopper: Move you freak, I want it!
Harry: but but, I'm Harry Potter.
Savage girl shopper: I WOULDN'T CARE IF YOU'RE BOA, NOW MOVE!
Savage girl shopper's friend: NOT EVEN JACKIE CHAN COULD MAKE ME MISS THIS SALE!"
Suddenly a masked figure approaches. Harry ponders wondering if he must save the day. Masked villains steal Hamtaro figures. As he whips out his wand, none other than Sailor moon comes to the rescue. She begins to sing "Gotta catch em all" but she stops, realizing that isn't her theme song. Coughing starting over "Fighting evil by, *looks up* Hello Kitty Chinese lantern lights?"