*dances* I get to do another Jamie spamfic!
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The Ultimate Attack of Multiple-Man
by Ph34r
Requested by Zoken
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It was a fairly normal day at Xavier's Institute. Some of the X-Men and all of the new recruits were in the Danger Room, working together to beat their virtual enemy... Well, actually, they were simply standing there, because the computer-generated Mystique wasn't doing anything. At all.
Kitty was wondering idly if Logan had fallen asleep at the controls again, Rogue was silently angsting, and Bobby was trying to sneak a grope or two of the girls, while the others were playing a pointless game of tag. Kurt and Jamie currently had the upper hand.
"Uh, you guys, we should probably, like, attack her." Kitty spoke up after a while, because if Logan really wasn't asleep, she didn't want to get a lecture about not doing anything. Secretly, however, she just wanted to ruin the tag game.
"Kitty, yer startin' ta act lahke Jean." Rogue snapped, upset at the fact that her angsting had been interrupted. Everyone stared at her.
"Um, not really.." Roberto began, before being silenced by a Glare of DOOM™. "..eek."
Eventually, they attacked the psuedo-Mystique one by one. Each attack had no affect on her...she just stood there all virtual blue lady like. Finally, it was Jamie's turn.
He grinned evilly. "Now for the ultimate attack of Madrox the Multiple-Man..."
Rogue rolled her eyes. "Oh boy.."
Jamie glared at her, which was actually more cute than scary (I mean, have you seen a thirteen year old try to glare?). Rahne and Jubilee had to fight back "awww!"s at his expression.
"Shut up. Ahem, anyway! My ultimate attack!!" At this, he whacked himself over the head several times, eliciting about fifty or so multiples. Each was grinning evilly like the last. There was a long pause, then...
"MOSH PIIIIIT!" The Jamies shouted, and very loud metal music started to play as they headbanged and bumped into everyone (which only served to produce even more Jamies).
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Professor Xavier watched the scene, raising an eyebrow and looking at Logan, who was trying to keep a straight face. "Logan?"
"I couldn't resist, Chuck. The kid's just too damn cute."
"True, so very true."
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A few things to note. One, I don't hate Rogue, just in case it seemed like I was being biased. Two, I realise most fics say Jamie is ten or twelve, but I'm going with the age given on his profile at Beyond Evolution, which is 13. Three, I suck at accents. Badly. xD
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The Ultimate Attack of Multiple-Man
by Ph34r
Requested by Zoken
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It was a fairly normal day at Xavier's Institute. Some of the X-Men and all of the new recruits were in the Danger Room, working together to beat their virtual enemy... Well, actually, they were simply standing there, because the computer-generated Mystique wasn't doing anything. At all.
Kitty was wondering idly if Logan had fallen asleep at the controls again, Rogue was silently angsting, and Bobby was trying to sneak a grope or two of the girls, while the others were playing a pointless game of tag. Kurt and Jamie currently had the upper hand.
"Uh, you guys, we should probably, like, attack her." Kitty spoke up after a while, because if Logan really wasn't asleep, she didn't want to get a lecture about not doing anything. Secretly, however, she just wanted to ruin the tag game.
"Kitty, yer startin' ta act lahke Jean." Rogue snapped, upset at the fact that her angsting had been interrupted. Everyone stared at her.
"Um, not really.." Roberto began, before being silenced by a Glare of DOOM™. "..eek."
Eventually, they attacked the psuedo-Mystique one by one. Each attack had no affect on her...she just stood there all virtual blue lady like. Finally, it was Jamie's turn.
He grinned evilly. "Now for the ultimate attack of Madrox the Multiple-Man..."
Rogue rolled her eyes. "Oh boy.."
Jamie glared at her, which was actually more cute than scary (I mean, have you seen a thirteen year old try to glare?). Rahne and Jubilee had to fight back "awww!"s at his expression.
"Shut up. Ahem, anyway! My ultimate attack!!" At this, he whacked himself over the head several times, eliciting about fifty or so multiples. Each was grinning evilly like the last. There was a long pause, then...
"MOSH PIIIIIT!" The Jamies shouted, and very loud metal music started to play as they headbanged and bumped into everyone (which only served to produce even more Jamies).
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Professor Xavier watched the scene, raising an eyebrow and looking at Logan, who was trying to keep a straight face. "Logan?"
"I couldn't resist, Chuck. The kid's just too damn cute."
"True, so very true."
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A few things to note. One, I don't hate Rogue, just in case it seemed like I was being biased. Two, I realise most fics say Jamie is ten or twelve, but I'm going with the age given on his profile at Beyond Evolution, which is 13. Three, I suck at accents. Badly. xD